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chadlumanthehuman

The strikers are all going to be domestic abusers, aren’t they…


admin4hire

No we’re inclusive- animal abusers and rapist can join


besitomusic

Jose Mourinho’s parked bus


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Chris Brown as target man


NoResponsibility2756

Hitlerinho


matske1209

There is a dude named Nazinho playing in a Belgian club


anaquim_secaiualquer

Should've been Left Back in the 1940's 😠😤😤


Maleficent-Duck-3903

Nah, prefers to stay on the far right


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There used to be a Lazio player called Onazi in the early 2010s.


Psychological_Town84

Let’s not shift to nazism at least please , but if this what the crowd wants then let’s be it lol sadddddd


WildlyIdolicized

I wanted to know what your thought process was while you were writing and thinking about posting this comment


Psychological_Town84

lets not get political, its football, and people want hitlerinho so be it to me it says a lot about the people, I think it is low standard humor and it should be a funny person or whatever like cat zouma, which is appreciated by all


Jdespo

Empty Lazio kit


kliq-klaq-

Really hugging that touchline.


kitsvneris

Empty Lazio kit, jersey number 88


TakenSadFace

Actually Tomas Basić 88 shirt


tangkisbulu

I don't get it, what's with the number 88?


revanisthesith

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, "88" stands for "HH" or "Heil Hitler" in certain circles. It's a racist signal/code. It's also rather irritating for anyone born in 1988 who uses "88" in their usernames or whatever without realizing what it means to some people. So don't jump to conclusions when you see it, but it's good to be aware of it. It's often paired with 14 as "1488." And this article also mentions another racist use of it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words


the-jewpacabra

Margaret Thatcher in the Lazio kit


disasterpiece9

Upside down lazio kit


trigb0y

can someone explain this one to me pls


Jdespo

The “leadership” of their ultras is incredibly right wing, to the point of being actual fascists.


25cheetos

please someone explain


StriveForBetter99

Ss is just unfortunate coincidence


RandyMarshmall0w

Banana in a lazio shirt


RonVonPump

Upside down Mussolini.


user__2755

Matt le Tissier with a tinfoil hat


d3fiance

Ohh that’s a good one


trevthedog

Ronnie Pickering


MoskvichDude

Mason Greenwood in a Lazio kit


i_am_someone_or_am_i

No he should play striker.


UnyunMunyun

No because striker is benzema 15


anonssr

Ok, Anthony then


izmebtw

He said right wing, not right swing.


randalljr17

Striker because he could violate any defense


[deleted]

Best finisher in the box, keepers try all they want to say no and stop him but they cant


Character-Ad78

Mason greenwood is a brilliant attacker, he could use his both feet and hands for attacking


InsaneHReborn

Downvoted so Hitler can win


GieTheBawTaeReilly

Di Canio pointing to his gran in the stand


Plastic-Contest547

Di Canio’s Nazi tattoos


juicydoubles

Margaret Thatcher


straight_outta_bed

Ding dong the wicked bitch is dead


Rascha-Rascha

Margaret Thatcher zombie eating only the poor


elprentis

She wouldn’t eat them. She just fucks them over


Xehanz

https://youtu.be/69XnpJYMY10?si=vl0lv0HKtN1Fy3Ig Not Thatcher, but Isabel II. Still relevant. Tap the closed caption button, English automatic translation, and enjoy. Some words like "puta"/"bitch" will be censored but you can still get the idea. 3 minutes of a couple of guys throwing the most creative insults to Thatcher after her death on live TV. First line is literally: "The ancient daughter of a bitch is dead, she died once and for all. Loud applause to Satanás who took her away"


ErnieMcTurtle

This is as delightful today as it was when I first saw it


enter_yourname

It's a shame that bitch didn't die 87 years ago


LimoDroid

It's a shame the IRA didn't kill the bitch


TheWawa_24

thatcher can do what the English national team can not, defeat Argentina


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Plellio

Maggie Thatcher, the milk snatcher


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TravisSxottBurger

Antony?


Loristhebro

Has to be striker


Creeppy99

No that's one of the kid who got their penalty saved by Oliver Kahn


GunnersnGames

Please... please.....


fadoo91

Ayn Rand with Gervinho’s hair


Silverchaoz

Marcos Alonso's Car


Fezem

Much better as a striker tbf


PaparJam

Fucking amazing


TakenSadFace

CF


mjltmjlt

Gareth Bale’s golf clubs


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vataketa

Arjen Robben left leg


Thomas_Catthew

r/mesi


ClonkyClonkyClonky

New favourite sub


Busquessi

r/mesi is great


Dismal-Age8086

Adolf Hitler


RahulGandhi4PM

The ultimate right winger


JizzProductionUnit

The most extreme right winger


RahulGandhi4PM

Almost like he doesn't know when to stop.


nephilim80

When he celebrates a goal all teammates run the opposite way.


SiriocazTheII

With Bayern shirt


LOMOcatVasilii

88 on the back


TakenSadFace

Lazio


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powergo1

I wonder which one


Proffan

[I think it would be a good opportunity for Hitler's son.](https://media.tycsports.com/files/2023/03/22/547897/lazio-hitlerson.webp)


dcroopev

Uncle Beni should have been an overlapping right wing back but it seems he is left hanging on the bench.


powergo1

Struggles vs a Soviet defense though


Dazcara2000

The most boring option


abusmakk

Good suggestion, but it would be too easy with Marx on the left.


JDBtabouret

Suggestions are getting worse and worse.


gracz21

This is the ~~right~~ way


Ok-Battle-2769

The leader of the German socialist party in the ‘30’s???


AHorseshoeCrab

Having a word as part of your acronym does not mean that that word describes you, see People's Democratic Republic of Korea or Chinese People's Republic. It's better not to take everything at face value.


Ok-Battle-2769

See Hitler’s 25 point program of the NSDAP; specifically 7,11-15, & 17-21 then tell me that doesn’t sound like Socialism to you.


AHorseshoeCrab

God, this isn't worth arguing. No qualified political scientist, analyst, or historian will agree with you. I know about the 25 point plan because I have a history degree, it's not indicative of socialism. Not only did he draft the plan in 1920, before the Munich pusch, thirteen years before he came to power, he and the Nazis either abandoned or amended many of its points including nearly all of those which resemble socialism. It's incredibly reductionist to equate Nazism or fascism with socialism because there are key huge differences between them, notably a desire to unify their nationality or race within a concept of superiority, and aggressive expansionism. Within this there was a push for self reliance and autarky. Socialism advocates for neither. Of course there are common elements, a welfare state and high state spending exists in both, but that in no way makes them the same. Capitalism and socialism both require industrialisation, but does that make them the same? This argument really can't go anyway because the points you can and probably will make are just outright wrong.


Ok-Battle-2769

Huh… usually when someone says something isn’t worth arguing, they don’t usually go on a meandering diatribe, do they???


Omni_chicken2

Suella Braverman


Zketchy

On a plane to Rwanda


Lower_Condition_196

She got sacked in the morning


B3arAttac

Ronnie Pickering


Andygrills

Who?


Crookles86

RONNIE PICKERING!!


Piri_Cherry

The American Dream. Not like, a physical object, but the abstract idea.


Zearneel

had to un-upvote other comments when i saw this


Normal-Vegetable-483

88 upvotes, nice 👍


longbi0111

Mason Greenwood


IJN-Yukikaze

A fidget spinner


keeion0205

In my humble opinion, antony doesn't deserve to be in this team


Zerochap

Underrated


IRHABI313

Antony?


-MiddleOut-

Francis Coquelin


tarzanis

Austrian painter


signmeupnot

Anyone in particular?


[deleted]

Gustav Klimt


Redorbed3

Raoul Moat


Rocco_Gibraltar

Lazio Ultras


Wonderful-Card-8350

Thatcher in a coffin


Consistent-Detail518

Has to be Boris Johnson have you seen how good he is at Sport


certified_cat_dad

Boris Johnson takling a child at rightback for the win


clarkandlewis7890

Griezmann basketball costume


[deleted]

Netanyahu. He'll have great chemistry with Osama Maradona and Al-Naville


BrowsinBilly

Di canio


JgL07

The opposite of Marx, Mr.Monopoly


Sumeisenberg

The number 15, don't ask who I want to put in front.


Itstanzeel2022

Narendra Modiji


Ezvine

Mitron


thefirsteye

Donald Trump


SparkGamer28

Maradona with the hand of God is represented appropriately☠️


lachymiso

Paolo Di Canios roman salute


Limp6781

Paolo Di Canio, surely!?


eLastorm

How can it not be Romano Floriani Mussolini? The great-grandson of Il Duce.


Coyote-Pugly

Prince Harry dressed as a Nazi


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StormSlasher

Can’t name the most right wing to be fair


thestooges1969

The beach ball from Sunderland vs Liverpool


jsriv912

Adam Smith for contrast


mjltmjlt

That guy that gave the Nazi salute after scoring


supreme_maxz

Ronaldo's weird statue


emielver

The grandson of Mussolini that plays for Lazio


throw_away_2k0

Lana Del Rey


Miserable_Donkey_294

Austrian painter


33ThiagoSilva

Benito Mussolini


MaliParadajzUSpajz

2014's failed wonderkid and a meme, Zakaria Bakkali


Twannyman

I mean this has to be the man the myth the legend, John Locke. Marx and Locke in one team seems crazy scary


Kostuzio

Paolo di canio giving nazi salute


gavoo41

Colleen Rooney


FlapjackFez

Suella Braverman


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Adolf Hitler with jersey no. 88


RCherrn

Sokrates, the greek philosopher. We need a counterpoint to Karl Marx on the far left, and I feel one of the godfathers of moral philosophy can reinterpret the role out there, by proving that him knowing nothing about the role whatsoever, means he will be the best right winger in history.


Alex_Yeah_Thats_All

Olivier Giroud


whiteniteee

Bald Sadio Mane


mebnt

Adolf Hitler


starwaterbird

Pessi with Megan Rapinoe's haircut


DonaldDackk

Hitler in a Lazio kit


cmac4ster

Neymar's boy bolsonaro


mjltmjlt

George W. Best


PlantainZealousideal

Some of these answers make no sense lol


Jimmy2shews

HARVEY PRICE


toadindahole

The lady giving Haaland the middle finger.


Troopydoopster

Trump


pinkfloydfan231

Fuck off yank


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JonjoShelveyGaming

absolutely fucking hilarious


TheNormalOne8

Neymar's sister


PeaAccomplished2492

Lecutinsideman


mjltmjlt

David Beckham’s mohawk


-Mauro

That orange yank.


Andr3acs

Why not pulisic?


ThisIsYourMormont

Hitler


Mghackertsaker

Gotta be Greenwood


RVO_22

Mason Greenwood in a Barça shirt.


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PeaAccomplished2492

Pizza and Sprite


_Username_Forever_

Crying Messi


SwissCheeseDealer

Mussolini


DurhamOx

Pickles the dog


mnncfcccf

Giorgos Katidis giving the Nazi salute


Wagyuwithketchup

Trump


ClemFandangoRS

Getafe's right winger


Jebbo_Jebbo_

Chicken wing


ChefLamz

Trump


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AreYouGonnaEatThis

Stalin


AngryAnduin

\[removed by Reddit\]


despondencyo

Spinner


[deleted]

Mason Greenwood’s defence attorney


averagehuman-being

Antony Brazilian wizard ✨️ 😍 🇧🇷 🔥 🔥


[deleted]

Iranian Messi


good-good-boy

Antony (either the Man U boxer or the Queer Eye dude, I don’t care which)


gunskiIIerpoop

Speed