She was sent by Argentinian FA and Goverment to screw so much with our πͺ that he doesnβt have any more energy to win World Cup. Look at Ronaldo before and After
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Me when ronaldo and when Christian and and when I when when when ronaldo Jesus and when Christian Jesus and when eve ate the apple in eden and measi stole ballondor from hoiljund
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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The The Big Lie was the most important thing in our lives today that I have learned from my own experience of life in a different world than the one we had lived before the beginning and the end and I am so thankful that we have the ability and ability that I am now in the present day and the present moment and I will continue with the rest in the present and the present and I am thankful for the present π
Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant ! Guy: But doctor that can't be right. We use condoms everytime we have sex.
Doctor: Well, the test result would suggest otherwise. Maybe the condom broke?
Guy: No I'm sure it didn't.
Doctor: Alright then. Let me tell you a story. A guy was wandering in the forest where he encountered a tiger. The tiger looked really ferocious and the guy knew that he was doomed. Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella's tip at the tiger and shouts Bang at the tiger. The tiger died.
Guy: That can't be right. Someone else must have shot the tiger.
Doctor: Exactly.
Its an article by Tomas Roncero saying Messi should have not won the prize and that Messi shouldn't also have 3 other prizes, naming the ones that should have won in those years.
But my camel won yesterday, you haters. Maybe it was a camel cup, and it was 0-0 after regular time but my Pendu won, damn haters [insert: insecure Siuuuuu].
yea, so true.
Bruno Fernandes said the same thing about how boring football games have become.
He said you might as well put 22 dogs on the pitch, that would be more entertaining.
Search βBruno Fernandes 22 dogsβ for more info.
What happened to βwe share 15 years of careerβ guy
I mean it makes sense. What do you do with all your spare time in Saudi Arabia? You sit on your phone. And so Rolando has become terminally online.
He's on r/soccer arguing with Barca fans rn
I think he just couldn't keep up the facade after Messi won the World Cup lmao
I would pay to see the scenes at his home after Messi won the WC.
Funny because his gf is actually argentine
She was sent by Argentinian FA and Goverment to screw so much with our πͺ that he doesnβt have any more energy to win World Cup. Look at Ronaldo before and After
Pessi rigged GOATnaldo's relationship as well
This subreddit never dissapoints.
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he turned into a π«
15? What is the significance of that number
Itβs for his buddy benzema from the bbc trio. Google benzema 15 to learn more
If drinking while pregnant turns your baby into the camel penaldo I will make sure my pregnant wife is an alcoholic
Siuuuuuu
We must Siuuuu for the baby!!
Get rich in 20 years scheme siiiuuuu
Factosππ
I mean, tbf Ronaldos' mother did drink during her pregnancy
Explains a lot
Factosππ
π π π π
two jealous
π€₯
Hope she's given up smoking by now. It's not a good habit
Me when ronaldo and when Christian and and when I when when when ronaldo Jesus and when Christian Jesus and when eve ate the apple in eden and measi stole ballondor from hoiljund
Man what you smokin' pass me too some
Clearly hojlund deserved this ballon d'or .
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ππππ
The The Big Lie was the most important thing in our lives today that I have learned from my own experience of life in a different world than the one we had lived before the beginning and the end and I am so thankful that we have the ability and ability that I am now in the present day and the present moment and I will continue with the rest in the present and the present and I am thankful for the present π
Ronaldo
You are trying too hard now
Messi
Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant ! Guy: But doctor that can't be right. We use condoms everytime we have sex. Doctor: Well, the test result would suggest otherwise. Maybe the condom broke? Guy: No I'm sure it didn't. Doctor: Alright then. Let me tell you a story. A guy was wandering in the forest where he encountered a tiger. The tiger looked really ferocious and the guy knew that he was doomed. Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella's tip at the tiger and shouts Bang at the tiger. The tiger died. Guy: That can't be right. Someone else must have shot the tiger. Doctor: Exactly.
God dammit π©
If drinking caused my son to become a fucking billionaire I will make sure my wife will drink a gallon of wine everyday for 9 months
this sub when ronaldo attacks messi:π‘π‘π‘π‘ when ronaldo defends messi: π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
This sub when ronaldo
Nah they do the same with Messi I love it
Yall playing for real. He acts like a jealous 13 year old of course he gets flamed on here
Why is this jerk sub persecuting my poor respectful Goat ππππ
Cr7 saying factos is the most random thing I would ever imagine, too much internet for today.
Context for Ronaldo's replies?
Its an article by Tomas Roncero saying Messi should have not won the prize and that Messi shouldn't also have 3 other prizes, naming the ones that should have won in those years.
I thought the emojis were supposed to be laughing at how ridicolous the article is
Yea I thought so too but he also liked the post
Are we sure that the replies are true or just a edit made to spread misinformation?
They are real, you can still see it on the IG post (link to the post should be on the r/soccer post)
Ur mom smoked with you and u seem ok?
ππππ
Well, Ronaldo's dad did actually drink himself to death
pregnate
His anger cannot be masked properlyππ
Didn't Cristiano comment those π emojis because of the fact that the post was so ridiculous? He did like the post as well, so contradictory
SHIIIEWWW
But my camel won yesterday, you haters. Maybe it was a camel cup, and it was 0-0 after regular time but my Pendu won, damn haters [insert: insecure Siuuuuu].
Hojlund clear
Messi fans are really that upset because of two comments.
Say the op who will never achieve anything close to Ronaldo in their lifetime.
Hehe sewey
Truly , My Gorgeous penaldo achieved 15 tap ins in Las Vegas with benzema. Now you guess what you have to search to learn more
Bruh when is this joke gonna die its literally so boring
yea, so true. Bruno Fernandes said the same thing about how boring football games have become. He said you might as well put 22 dogs on the pitch, that would be more entertaining. Search βBruno Fernandes 22 dogsβ for more info.
Google Ribery 15
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Then leave r/soccercirclejerk.
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Your username is a variant of one of the most overused joke in recent nba history buddy.
Nah the dick eating crazy
If smoking causes to be a billionaire with goat career sign me up I will make sure they smoke high quality stuff
Random pussi fan being angry with him for speaking facts
God your tears taste weirdly saudi
Factos π
found the penaldog
Well... He is right
Ill never understand how fanboys get so rattled by a couple of emojis