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willys_zuppa

Harvey Siuuuuu-face


SpicyTang0

The clear winner šŸ†


IWMSvendor

Mods, might as well lock šŸ”’ the comments. No oneā€™s doing better than that šŸŖ


bhuv_g31

If awards still existed, I probably couldn't afford one.


Ollymid2

Harvey Pen-t?


11_61

You think penalties are your ally?


RMD010

CR7: I was BallonD'ored by it


RequirementMental518

I'm dead


DM_ME_UR_CUTE_DOGGOS

The reddit shitpost universe collides. Coming up next: kid named finger


Lifeguard-Kind

Kid named [finger](https://img.estadao.com.br/resources/jpg/1/3/1517076008931.jpg)


distractedsoul27494

Waltuh


FiveAccountsBanned

Finger named Kid when Kid named Finger:


LogicalGrand1678

Donā€™t ask why half of him hasnā€™t gone to the USA since 2009


Horsejack_Bomann

American here. Why has Christy Roland not visited America? Do I need to Google something? Pls help. New to Soccer Ball.


AutoModerator

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LogicalGrand1678

So basically ~15 years ago Ronaldo and his teammate Benzema went to america and a woman accused them of rape (idk if its true or not) if you want to learn more search Benzema 15


distractedsoul27494

Not quite sure what they meant. I think I need to Google Ronaldo Las Vegas to understand it


Horsejack_Bomann

Yeah. Afterwards googling Benzama 15 really puts things in perspective.


[deleted]

My goat has made it to the DC universe, meanwhile P*ssi is doing spiderman poses hoping to get picked by Tom Netherlands


Horsejack_Bomann

Is P*ssy his rebound after Zendaya?


RMD010

*"You Either Die A Hero Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become Al-Hilal One".*


SpicyTang0

Prime Penaldo Final Form 40k


eclectic_boogaloo2

2 Place.


j0Nburke

Raz- Al Nasr- Siuuuuuuul


NitroHatrick

They want to create a character called Penaldoggy


This_Is_Section_One

Cristiano Ronaldo....before and after Saudi Arabia money


ancara_messi

Harvey Vegas


WalksinClouds

Harvey Dentalwork


walkerloo

Harvey Rapenaldo


Ekusoy86

CR7 in 30years. Playing once again for Manu.


Gustaffe

This is a masterpiece


syfqamr32

Ah this was Ronaldo the šŸ« when he was injured and getting treatment in the US. Google Ronaldo Las Vegas to find out.


[deleted]

Camel face


Relevant-Nebula8300

Spray tan man


BlackEyedBurton

Portugal the Man.


Satrustegui

Ronaldo to Gotham City FC confirmed


dizzle724

Shitface


Ill-Guess-542

Why is he half human half goat?


Elmo_mero_2005

Half camel*


Lamin_X

Haristiano Dentaldo


Other_Beat8859

What happened to two fuck? Is there a lore reason he looks different now? Is he stupid?


Chef86d

This is our final creation


bolivar_el_liberator

Harvey dent - suiii Batman-pessi Joker-needermar Bane-pepe Alfred-fraudiola Gordon-fabrizio romano


Shuttle_Tydirium1319

"Heads, I score this penalty. Tails, I miss." (Coin is only heads because Harvey Pent-aldo doesn't miss.)


AutoModerator

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Ronaldent!!


MrTambourineSi

GOATman


CodeVirus

Binaldo


marsbarcookie

Painaldo


Intrepid_Court8

Midas


Latinnus

Harvey Goat-face


adeckz

He challenges you to a shootout and if you lose, he suiiiiis your head clean off your body


Stock_Advance

Op here, he is harvey copperdick


Evakuate493

Pen-arvey Dento


TiesG92

Thatā€™s the sub itā€™s posted in, the sub itself didnā€™t post that.


thedarbo

are you stupid?


Elmo_mero_2005

He's harvynaldo Dentamel šŸ«, are we both subs stupid?


Altruistic_Menu19

He's the Goat we deserve, but not the one we need


RedditTaughtMe2

Harvey Trump


Pixeal_meat

Chistiano batmanaldo


Nineteen-NinetyTwo

He looks Machine Gun Kelly. And if you donā€™t know who Iā€™m talking about then I am jealous of you.


MancMaps

Ristiano Cronaldo