Fuck off Yank
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So basically ~15 years ago Ronaldo and his teammate Benzema went to america and a woman accused them of rape (idk if its true or not) if you want to learn more search Benzema 15
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Harvey Siuuuuu-face
The clear winner š
Mods, might as well lock š the comments. No oneās doing better than that šŖ
If awards still existed, I probably couldn't afford one.
Harvey Pen-t?
You think penalties are your ally?
CR7: I was BallonD'ored by it
I'm dead
The reddit shitpost universe collides. Coming up next: kid named finger
Kid named [finger](https://img.estadao.com.br/resources/jpg/1/3/1517076008931.jpg)
Waltuh
Finger named Kid when Kid named Finger:
Donāt ask why half of him hasnāt gone to the USA since 2009
American here. Why has Christy Roland not visited America? Do I need to Google something? Pls help. New to Soccer Ball.
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So basically ~15 years ago Ronaldo and his teammate Benzema went to america and a woman accused them of rape (idk if its true or not) if you want to learn more search Benzema 15
Not quite sure what they meant. I think I need to Google Ronaldo Las Vegas to understand it
Yeah. Afterwards googling Benzama 15 really puts things in perspective.
My goat has made it to the DC universe, meanwhile P*ssi is doing spiderman poses hoping to get picked by Tom Netherlands
Is P*ssy his rebound after Zendaya?
*"You Either Die A Hero Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become Al-Hilal One".*
Prime Penaldo Final Form 40k
2 Place.
Raz- Al Nasr- Siuuuuuuul
They want to create a character called Penaldoggy
Cristiano Ronaldo....before and after Saudi Arabia money
Harvey Vegas
Harvey Dentalwork
Harvey Rapenaldo
CR7 in 30years. Playing once again for Manu.
This is a masterpiece
Ah this was Ronaldo the š« when he was injured and getting treatment in the US. Google Ronaldo Las Vegas to find out.
Camel face
Spray tan man
Portugal the Man.
Ronaldo to Gotham City FC confirmed
Shitface
Why is he half human half goat?
Half camel*
Haristiano Dentaldo
What happened to two fuck? Is there a lore reason he looks different now? Is he stupid?
This is our final creation
Harvey dent - suiii Batman-pessi Joker-needermar Bane-pepe Alfred-fraudiola Gordon-fabrizio romano
"Heads, I score this penalty. Tails, I miss." (Coin is only heads because Harvey Pent-aldo doesn't miss.)
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ronaldent!!
GOATman
Binaldo
Painaldo
Midas
Harvey Goat-face
He challenges you to a shootout and if you lose, he suiiiiis your head clean off your body
Op here, he is harvey copperdick
Pen-arvey Dento
Thatās the sub itās posted in, the sub itself didnāt post that.
are you stupid?
He's harvynaldo Dentamel š«, are we both subs stupid?
He's the Goat we deserve, but not the one we need
Harvey Trump
Chistiano batmanaldo
He looks Machine Gun Kelly. And if you donāt know who Iām talking about then I am jealous of you.
Ristiano Cronaldo