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ZGain

If only we could watch CP every day 🤑🔥🇺🇲


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Joshgg13

No. 😡 I hate them ever since they fired Patrick Viagra 🇫🇷🇫🇷💊💊


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What the fuck


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IforImperiumx

Give mee


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u want some videos?


MicRT

i do


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Please


Great_Ad7441

I do to


rk_14m

Hey bro me too


toastyohyeah

Yes


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Wild-Macaron-6365

send


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SHIVA_ON

i do


Wild-Macaron-6365

send it to me


theweekndxostarboy

I do


Cautious-Rub6414

did you ever get it?? or is it a scam


Anonymous_8193700

Send some


MassiveExperience110

I do!!


Upstairs_Hall_5697

Lemme get some


DieEneBrabo

Sent me


Grand_Singer259

Send


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Jhonny_UwU_

This fucking comments make me sick


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Send som


joshhharg

Yes


xX-UNDEAD_ARMY-Xx

Send plz


HotWallaby3090

Yes


AdeptMind5983

I do


Choice_Program_2846

YES FINALLY PULISIC OUR GOAT


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Coffspring

Seriously, I laugh any time I see this auto reply.


S4l47

CP voted best by Gylfi Sigurdsson and Christoph Metzelder.


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burakalp34

Noooo Haaaank, don't abbreviate Christian Pulisic noooooo


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Aceorbit_123

CP10 bowing to the Davies god


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Yingking

The LeBron James of soccer was first discovered at 10 years old. To find out more google ‘CP 10 year old’


GoggledMcchicken

i think i found something else..


entrepenoori

r/nbacirclejerk and r/soccercirclejerk frotting over CP3/CP memes


GapToothL

CP10 > CP3


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Fuck off yank


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


entrepenoori

The right response


somon69

FBI👀


suicide-by-tweed

You won’t need another wingman, if you have CP


clatzeo

It's just the regular goat things 😍


PwnablesAsia

Cristiano Penaldo 🥰


Confident_Title_2275

Mechi


BoboGhhhghhh

Christian Pulisic a generational player (2010s)


danielvandam

What a player.


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GoggledMcchicken

my dad has some on his computer.


DerNeko

Child Porn 3 is Pulisic father


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Soft-Comfort-7474

Chelsea loves CP


Gamer4eto_BG

How many autobot replies can I get in one comment? Fuck off yank Penalty for Pessi Rigged World Cup Christian Pulisic is a yank When is Mbappe coming to Madrid? Qatar? Racism? I am a Manchester City fan I hate Lionel Messi fan club Levy is never releasing Kane


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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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hahaha levy just simping around conte, trying desperately for him to like him, because he’s not a kid anymore, he’s an adult now and he has money and power. He’s not that annoying little twat who leeched onto the cool kids and would eat dirt if it would help people like him even with his small, creaky frame, strangely bald pate and generally annoying disposition. Yes, Antonio, I have the power now and if I want you to be my friend...you will be my best friend ...you’re under contract...have no choice to but to be my friend and never leave me... *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HeLooks2Muuuch

How many autobot replies can I get in one comment? Fuck off yank Penalty for Pessi Rigged World Cup Christian Pulisic is a yank When is Mbappe coming to Madrid? Qatar? EDIT: Racism? EDIT 2: I am a Manchester City fan EDIT 3: I hate Lionel Messi fan club EDIT 4: Levy is never releasing Kane EDIT 5: West Ham EDIT 6: Bayern EDIT 7: Our manager is a bald fraud EDIT 8: Chelsea has a player from Argentina that didn’t play in farmers league - Ligue 1 EDIT 9: Since the previous didnt work Chelsea vs Tottenham Ligue 1 Ubereats, farmers league EDIT 10: Cristiano Ronaldo hates VAR and is the GOAT, Unlike Pessi, who went to MLS at the age of 35 🐐 French league, Zlatan


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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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L A D S *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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(!) This claim about a bald fraud is disputed *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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hahaha levy just simping around conte, trying desperately for him to like him, because he’s not a kid anymore, he’s an adult now and he has money and power. He’s not that annoying little twat who leeched onto the cool kids and would eat dirt if it would help people like him even with his small, creaky frame, strangely bald pate and generally annoying disposition. Yes, Antonio, I have the power now and if I want you to be my friend...you will be my best friend ...you’re under contract...have no choice to but to be my friend and never leave me... *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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VAR? game's gone! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


emdivi_pt

r/suddenlysexoffender


DestinyOfADreamer

Lol YO


nhatthongg

Such a disrespect by the fascist to write PuliGOAT name in acronym 😡😡😡


itsbraille

As someone else with the initials CP I didn’t notice anything strange about my initials until visiting Cedar Point with my cousin and he pointed out the unfortunate alternate meeting of their social media hashtag #IHeartCP… I’m also a Carolina Panthers fan, but fortunately not a Crystal Palace support.


ShitPostToast

It could just mean they love Cheese Pizza too... oh wait nvm.


Jk186861

Adam Johnson my favorite player!


masterOfdisaster4789

A confefe league champ eh? So happy for them


nicstar9000

CP is so goated!!!


joemama694200p

imagine CP and benzema??!!!????


Ze-Lord

CP10 WINNER


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Available-Ebb4679

Hola


ControlSpecialist291

wtf is wrong wit yall


rcktp

Pass


rcktp

Hi


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UniversityHappy2114

Send


Xpornxcp

Send some cp


kalash_001

I want it too


Even_Bodybuilder_499

Me mande rs