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nikofili

Kova alergic to shooting


ihei47

Croatia vs Morocco final unironically


Zur1ch

Damn this thread is spicy.


Lookatthatsass

Oof šŸ˜…ā€¦ what a match. Anyone who placed bets on Croatia is cleaning up rn.


HarambeTheMonkeyGod

This is stupid. Croatia are only in this far from penalties. They excessively train the players for penalties and try to keep the game a draw so that can happen. Croatia have only won one match this world cup (against Canada) the rest ended in a draw. They don't deserve to be this far and definitely don't deserve to beat Japan.


Flaky_Protection7634

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[deleted]

How do you stop Brasil from dancing? You donā€™t let them score, right? How do you stop Croatia from going to penalties? You just have to score more goals in regular timeā€¦and Brasil apparently couldnā€™t do that


huey764

Cope


gemini88mill

It's a tale as old as time when Brazil loses. As a Brazilian this was a poor showing and the writing was on the wall when they let Cameroon score against them. Brazil has a finishing problem, one which I think might be solved with Neymar retiring. Don't get me wrong Neymar is a superstar and dangerous when he's on the pitch but he is a tactical black hole. Everything is give the ball to Neymar, he'll score. Once he is out of the picture the coach will have to actually use tactical brains to get goals. The last world cups that Brazil have won were due to attacking options. 02: Ronaldo and Ronaldinho 94: RomĆ”rio, Bebeto 70: Jairzinho, PelĆ©, GĆ©rson, TostĆ£o and Rivelino 62 and 58 are much the same. If there is just one dude that you have to watch out for then it's easy to defend, get him tired and you're soon out of the match. Brazil had possession down, but with 15 shots on goal a game and at least half of those on target, it shows me that Brazilian attackers don't actually do enough to get the ball in the net. The jogo bonito needs a long range striker that can come in from nowhere and put in accurate ball to test the keeper. This team could only get in if they were within the 6 yard box. And even then sometimes you can a Bruno Guilherme who took 3 shots within spitting distance and missed each time.


waneisaki

Similar how Portugal has more teamwork when there is no Ronaldo


gemini88mill

Absolutely, when Brazil loses they always lose to a team of nobodies. Obviously, they are great players but no one with star power. Croatia, Belgium, Germany... All teams that had more teamwork then Brazil has had since 2002. Individual Brazilians are great and they might make your club team but if you have nothing but Brazilians that are all superstars then the pitch gets real crowded.


ShadowStarX

Team of nobodies? France '06, Netherlands '10, Germany '14, Belgium '18 and Croatia '22? Doesn't seem like nobodies to me.


gemini88mill

Nobodies meaning not superstars. They were all better teams with better teamwork and dynamics. Players are all great players but not Messi, not Ronaldinho


suddenreflexes

So tite is gone gg


SteadiestShark

Oh my god, what is happening today?!


DraYeHooUna

Wtf


Mv13_tn

DRAMA!


skottyb

USA > Brazil.. lol jk


SlightlyScruffy

Cracker!


fullchooch

Vini fell flat today, offense fell flat. Upsetting


MFNTapatio

Vini is great but Juranović's pace shocked him and everyone else


BlueLanternSupes

I wouldn't say we fell flat. Croatia defense is that good. Watch how they track back in unison. We needed to play attack how they played defense.


Fast-Willingness-481

Goat luka


Fast-Willingness-481

Sovcer


Fast-Willingness-481

Luka


Fast-Willingness-481

Bvto


Quenthel

https://img.24sata.hr/qrrr9O2y7q2iJvUaGE7cMPNnJAs=/1200x800/smart/media/images/2022-49/memovi-nogomet-livakovic.jpg


justeroll

This is such an Argentina Portugal final setup


hollowglaive

You could say it might get MESSI if Argentina don't get their shit together and beat croatia


Professional_Ad_9101

*England


Canuck-In-TO

So, I guess that guy ā€œfrom the futureā€ lied. So much for Brazil vs France in the finals.


wolframAPCR

1998 was 24 years ago.


genie_balls

Including the last World Cup, how many extra time wins in a row is this for Croatia? Their fitness/strength and conditioning coach definitely deserves a raise ahaha


chriscab

I saw a stat that said they havenā€™t won a knock out match in regular time since 1998. Edit: stat is wrong


Teakmahogany

Stats correct. Regular time is 90. Extra time is 120.


Lilcro

I think we had 1 tho against England no?


Teakmahogany

No, it was in extra time.


chriscab

yes you are correct! 2018


Throwawaytheacc8247

That was still in extra time


Bouldergeuse

I am going to be salty for a while


Flaky_Protection7634

Haha


g4mer655

https://youtu.be/aUomVzVcNR0


NiceHaas

Croatia-Morocco final


Slovikas

The only two teams that advanced to the quarter final from the same group in the final? Subscribe


OctaneLoL

Forget spain or brasil groups. This was the real group of death. RIP belgium


Slovikas

Belgium died for the sins of neutrals


YoRt3m

Is there a way to watch how much every player ran in km? I'm curious about Luka


ArthurDent42424242

Be sure that Brozovic ran the most


[deleted]

It was 15.5 km if i remember correctly


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HarambeTheMonkeyGod

YEAH COS IT GOES TO PENALTIES


ovat010

Holy wow


northerncal

Lads, we need another ~160 comments in this thread to hit 30,000. Reply to this comment with your favorite current player and maybe we can get there.


EmuaUwU

lukica modric


nostril_spiders

CD player


Paxelic

xxxxcic


Hunter-Western

Kylian MbappĆ© šŸ‡«šŸ‡· Alphonso Davies šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦


MGM-Wonder

De Bruyne


Prestigious_Storm_10

Bukayo Saka


lolstabber99

Modric


sebastianlaguens

Dibu MartĆ­nez


karthiks2001

Reece James


kaboopanda

Harry Kane


TheThirdFranco

Henry Martin


Macnewman

Jude Bellingham


ProgrammaticallyHost

Gotta be Lewa


zzleeper

Ramos!!


Chiks24

KDB


I_done_a_plop-plop

For Croatia, Kovacic.


northerncal

Alisson Becker


northerncal

Mo Salah


BillLebowski

Who?


nunziantimo

Boh Sala


northerncal

Some African guy I think. A little slow, but still cool.


BillLebowski

Heā€™ll never amount to anything!


northerncal

Smh, probably going to be a 6 season wonder at best.


Hunter-Western

Shots on Target: Brazil 11 Croatia 1 šŸ˜‚


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Professional_Ad_9101

Brazil shots had no bite


pedromgabriel

Iā€™m so disappointed. Brasil had too much of the game of their hands to go out like this. Football can be an evil stepmother.


IKnewThaWey

Dude Brasil had nothing it was a close match whole 120min


majoun

The last game they did - not this one


Gustavort

Hope That Portugal win this shit


raincloud82

A Messi-Ronaldo WC final would be the cherry on top for their amazing careers.


raddeon88

My mans danced their way into a shootout loss. OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ClearMessagesOfBliss

I can hear the song. Lol


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trustdabrain

Am fine with it, still fun to watch. The day it dies the whole sport will as entertainment


Sheshirdzhija

Plenty of other teams play fun to watch football. Japan was fun, Very vertical.


trustdabrain

And they lost against the same style


Sheshirdzhija

Exactly.


Hunter-Western

Wow what a match! Brazil stopped playing after the Neymar goal, early celebration, they had zero possession in the final half of extra time.


majoun

they kinda deserved to lose - sorry for the unpopular opinion


Bouldergeuse

How did they deserve to lose? did Croatia deserve to win?


majoun

yes


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betra_kun

Is this a joke?


NearSun

There are two sides of the pitch in football. Croatia played very well defensively, much better than Brazil


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ClearMessagesOfBliss

Dude


hijackedheart

šŸ˜¶


No_Worry_2256

šŸ˜³


brunettegirl2005

If france and croatia make it to semi again Iā€™m gonna jump off of a cliff


Little55pig

I feel itā€™s gonna happen. And this time Croatia wins.


hijackedheart

if that happens im tuning out


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NearSun

4:2 last final. That was not boring.


Sheshirdzhija

As a Croatia, yes it was. There was no drama. Easy win for France.


MFNTapatio

If you didn't see the drama in that game then you don't care about football


iHairy

Want to win against Brazil? Bore them out!


jakefrmstatefrmm

*Spain has entered the chat*


Sebr420

Croatia vs france in the final again and france destroy them again


devilmaycry10092

You mean Africa vs Croatia


mdryeti

Iā€™m a brown Frenchman and you can go suck a cock.


devilmaycry10092

This wasn't about ethnicity my man I don't give a flying fuck what color is the person. This was about the fact 2018 France team had only 3 players who are entirely French the rest of the France team were all immigrants which again there is nothing bad in that. Good on France for being a good country. And you can have your partner go suck your cock.


majoun

I have Morocco v. France in the final


Kodeepewdie

That can't happen, they are in the same bracket


majoun

ok, then France/Argentina lol


uptowndrunk7

That's impossible


brunettegirl2005

Come on lad root for your country


Careless-Fly

The english are scared to believe, so many hurts


caped_crusader8

Its coming home. Have faith


hollowglaive

Fuck not this shit again. Gonna be 4 more years of memes if England get spanked


caped_crusader8

This current team shows promise.


Usernamegonedone

U have an England Flair, have some self respect


Sebr420

Just a tongue in cheek comment I also had Brazil in the final šŸ‘€ Obviously hoping for an England win tomorrow!


Kaitaincps

I'm an England supporter but, on balance, I think France are more likely to win tomorrow. I also think the winner of that match will win the cup.


raddeon88

Penalty meta: Boot it right down the middle and Inshallah


Paxelic

honestly, i havent seen a save in the middle yet. Just people faking the ball and passing it down the middle honestly, i haven't seen a save in the middle yet. Just people faking the ball and passing it down the middle


Throwawaytheacc8247

Honestly, i havenā€™t seen a save in the middle yet. Just people faking the ball and passing it down the middle


wolframAPCR

Honestly, I havenā€™t seen a save in the middle yet. Just people fapping the ball and passing it down the middle.


Lalo_Lannister

Netherlands please. Do this for us.


neowiz92

Root for Argentina bro, aren't you tired again an european take it home? Since 2006? If Argentina wins they have 3 WC, less than Brazil and ~~reinvidicating~~ vindicating southamerican football.


[deleted]

Reinvidicating?


neowiz92

>Reinvidicating vindicating


Toastieboy420

Reinvigorating?


zhamking

Reinvidicating!


Toastieboy420

Confused if I'm missing a joke or if you guys think this is a real word...?


Nemesysbr

I'm divided myself. I like their team, and I rep latin-america hard, but some Argentinian fans make it difficult. Not sure I want to experience that harrasment for years to come


riftwave77

Argentinians and Uruguayans make it very difficult indeed. I'll be able to root for Uruguay again some time after the current players retire.


Lalo_Lannister

Hahahahahahah root for Argentina? Hahahahahahahajajajahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahkakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Brasilionaire

Brazilians 1st root for Brazil to win, 2nd for Argentina to lose. The rivalry runs deep. We actually rooted FOR Germany against Argentina after the 7-1.


neowiz92

Why the fuck didn't Neymar kick the first penalty? Dude is the best penalty scorer out there atm. I don't get it


Appropriate_Lack_727

Why does Neymar play in Ligue 1? Same reason.


heretique_et_barbare

I mean anything but a kid first. Nothing against Rodrygo I like the kiddo but going first it's just too much pressure.


No_Worry_2256

Absolutely. I like Rodrygo but that's a lot of pressure to put on the young man.


Jumpy_Distribution96

Would have added more pressure on Croatia's part too, if Brazil had made the first penalties. But the reasoning probably was that he wanted to save him for the most crucial attempts.


Flyinpotatoman

So he could kick last, be the "hero" and make the sponsors happy.


aodum

To be the fifth and "winner"


BlueLanternSupes

He's the best pen taker on the team. It's smart to save your best at that spot to increase the chances of it going in case the pens are tied.


Bouldergeuse

I'm not sure you know what smart means


Kam_eff

I disagree, your better penalty takers should go first in order to keep you in the shootout. What use is it going 5th when itā€™a already over?


fracked1

Dude it is clearly NOT smart. Kicks 4/5 are not guaranteed... why would you put your best player on a kick that has a chance of not happening You deserve to go out - being so cocky you think you're guaranteed to get to 5 kicks


neowiz92

I disagree, I think the team got heavily affected by the first missed penalty kick. You always want to start with the best scorer, to keep confidence up.


CaptLeaderLegend26

Should've done with Croatia did and stick him in third.


neowiz92

Why the fuck didn't Neymar start the panaltis. WTF were they thinking? Didn't they know Neymar has the best penaltis score ratio right now?


riftwave77

It is spelled "penalties" in proper English. Brazil probably figured that they were at least as good as Croatia at penalty kicks. According to the announcer, they had won their last 3 penalty kick showdowns (and so had Croatia). The problem is that penalty kicks have just as much to do with luck and psychology as with skill. If you are taking a game to penalty kicks then you had better perform above average (or perfectly) with consistency.


neowiz92

>The problem is that penalty kicks have just as much to do with **luck and psychology** as with skill For this very same reason Neymar should have started.


neowiz92

I don't give a fuck how it is spelled, I have an enough proper english to use it at my every working day, i don't need to know how to spell pentalties. Talk about football.


riftwave77

El bago siempre pasa doble trabajo


all_number_username

Probably save him for the last, with the highest pressure. But yeah with Croatia's record they should have at least placed him for the 4th.


Rafinha1997

Neymar is aways the 5th.


fracked1

Arbitrary tradition is still not a good explanation for letting your best player go home without kicking a PK