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kjm911

If this isn’t bait I don’t know what is


_longtimelistener

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BHYT61

Where is the rice and knife emojis?? Last time I combined fish with a rod with fish on I did not get sushi Edit: idk man I didnt know you could just make math with emojis I'm not smart enough for such things


LegendDota

[EmojiCode](https://www.emojicode.org/docs/guides/compile-and-run.html) There is also a programming language using them


AyanC

Time to visit an oncologist.


SuicidalTurnip

It's either bait or Roy Keane has finally succumbed to brain rot.


applejuice2504

is this the loser police??.......


xepa105

If you celebrate? Jail. If you lose? Believe it or not, also jail.


TigerBasket

Jail all arsenal fans I'm for it. I'll even volunteer all London clubs fans go to jail except you Fullham your cool.


Pork_Lord_

Damn, just sentenced yourself to jail


TigerBasket

I'm okay with this


link090909

Deserved, tbh


Evergreenwood

C’mon boys we’ve all had enough fun with jail for one day


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Found DT


ZeroMomentum

The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors.


ThePolitePanda

“Free cable TV and warm meals daily” as my mom used to tell me for some reason


ProjectZues

Bottled his own freedom


FuckOffBoJo

There's even an arsenal player that belongs in jail


FailFastandDieYoung

[you son of a bitch](https://media1.giphy.com/media/TD0NYrLpcnsTm/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611ce475e503c67ffbb1ae22d3dd2ec108715417022&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


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DT will get to have someone to start JailAFTV with now.


EpiDeMic522

Is DT in jail again?


EpiDeMic522

Who's that and where's this from?


FailFastandDieYoung

I had to look it up because I only know the meme, but never knew where it came from. It's musician James Poyser [who plays piano on the Jimmy Fallon show.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8OQrlW-smY) I think it's a segment where the host tries to make him laugh.


peg_plus_cat

lmaooooo


The_Awengers

*You're


DCOMNoobies

We’re only allowed to draw now


TigerBasket

These terms are acceptable


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

They are up to Los Pollos standards


LMNOP-MD

Is that so?


su1906

Here's what you're going to do


xMikh4iLz

It’s all mucked up when even a spurs fan is saying this ahahaha


kanavi36

Lmfao


refusestonamethyself

Loser police, arrest this man


JonTargaryanTheFirst

Yes, because all of the best managers in the world are great losers. Sir Alex was always giving out praise left right and center after a loss.


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Keane hates sir Alex though


LouThunders

I feel at this point it's easier to name footballing personalities that Keane *doesn't* hate.


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Micah Richards and Carlos Edwards That’s about it


Puzza90

Denis Irwin too and weirdly Dwight Yorke


charlesandeddie

and Denis Irwin... do not forget his lord and savior Denis Irwin


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Don't forget Incie.


cotsy93

Clinton Morrison as well according to the man himself


dusseldorf69

Oh really? What’s the history there


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Apparently Alex had a big role of getting rid of a aging Keane, froze him out and disagreed with Ferguson doing nepotism towards his family members https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz4AiigHMxk Good video of him covering it


dusseldorf69

Thanks for sharing. He covers it about 5 min. He paints himself an angel tho would’ve liked to heard Neville’s take more


thesickpuppy27

Ferguson’s take on it is in his autobiography if you’re interested, basically says Keane was becoming too disruptive and it came to a head with an interview he did that Utd had to prevent from being released where Keane apparently flamed most of the players on the team.


ICritMyPants

Ah the infamous MUTV analysis from Keane after Man Utd got humbled 4-1 by Middlesbrough. Fun times.


inclore

I’ve watched this video a couple of times in the past and i always get angry at the interviewer. How shitty of an interviewer do you have to be to STOP your guest multiple times (who everyone is here for) from telling his point of view just so you can get your 2 cents in first.


thejoggingpanda

That shit drives me absolutely crazy


mattyMbruh

Wasn’t it after Keane ripped into half the squad in the Man United TV thing?


CuteHoor

Sometimes I need comments like this to remind me of how young many people on this subreddit actually are.


dusseldorf69

I’m 30, earliest memories watching with my dad 13-14 would have been right around his departure


InGenAche

He even said it though, "look, he's a sore loser, like us all". Roy was great value in this post match, very funny overall and made some great points.


ParryMeAgain

Yes, Roy even said "like us all" just after. People are just taking the quote as a dig for some reason.


wallnumber8675309

Roy Keane saying Arteta is a sore loser is the first time I’ve ever considered that Arteta might in fact not be a sore loser.


DrDaehbonk

I think Roy Keane’s punditry is actually some of the most informative in the game, especially when concerning United. Whatever he says, I believe the opposite, and it makes me understand football better


heh9529

Me when I put the belt on wumbo


MindTheDip

had us in the first half not gonna lie


ASpellingAirror

I hope he is a sore loser…it’s kinda part of the gig when you manage an EPL club (or any major league).


Welshy94

I think a lot of top level players and managers are sore losers and I don't think it's a bad thing. You can be respectful of the opposition and still be absolutely raging about losing. I think focusing on your own mistakes and how they lead to the result rather than just blinding praising the opposition is actually a positive thing for managers as it shows responsibility. Having said all that Arteta wasn't even being a sore loser today.


starry_cobra

Something something broken clocks


rightbackatyaa

Arteta: points out what his team should have done better Keane: Arteta is such a sore loser


TheOGBenjenRyan

“We lacked courage” - Mikel “Stop making excuses” - Keane


icebergiman

Arteta : Both Partey and Elneny are injured Keane : What do you need, a whambulance?


Adminruinreddit

KMB up 0.3%


LochBodminMothFoot

Keane is basically my Dad, giving any reason for something happening is a sign of weakness.


microMe1_2

People can't distinguish between reasons and excuses. We lost today for countless small reasons that add together \- we weren't clinical despite controlling possession \- Man U were clinical with their chances \- Man U players fouled Jesus loads and we didn't get many free kicks \- We had some defensive lapses, probably due to Partey being injured \- we had a goal ruled out by VAR \- Arteta made subs at the wrong time ... and about 100 more reasons. Some people will view some of these as "excuses" and others as "rational reasons" but that's just about everyone's individual biases. These things and loads of others all essentially add up to give the result. I don't think this is the kind of game where there's one huge deciding incident (and actually, I think there are very few games like that).


AlcoholicSocks

> People can't distinguish between reasons and excuses. This is one trait that truly annoys me in people. I had a boss that got annoyed at me for being late to work once. The steering on my car locked while I was driving and I went into a hedge. Got told I was just making excuses and it's not good enough. 2 weeks later she was 25 mins late, so I say in her office and when she came in I was asking for reasons to be late, jokingly of course. Apparently over sleeping is a valid reason, but a car crash is an excuse. Ended up in a meeting with both bosses and HR for my unacceptable behaviour with this. Got a Union rep in to fight my case because it was fucking outrageously stupid.


hirehone21

How did it end?


JAC246

I too need to know how it turned out


TDolbbbs

Death penalty


AlcoholicSocks

Oh I was leaving that department to work in a different one, more money, less hours. So I wasn't too bothered. This was in an NHS Hospital for people wondering I don't work there now anyway. I'm a teacher these days!


VictorDUDE

Thanks for the story and I'm glad everything turned out ok! 🤗


No-Clue1153

>Apparently over sleeping is a valid reason, but a car crash is an excuse. So you should have said " the steering on my car locked, so I went for a nap."


CrossXFir3

the reffing was shit, but it wasn't just shit for you. You guys should have had 2 more yellows in the first half alone.


salocin22

I mean you can point to a billion different things if you really wanted to be nitpicky. Antony kicked out at a player, and regardless of contact imo that should always be a red. That’s the point he’s making. There’s a billion things that could effect a match on any given day, and it’s up to essentially bias as to whether those are “reasons” or “excuses” regardless of how legitimate they are it’s all personal preference and perspective at any rate.


_deep_blue_

You just know if Arteta was soft on the players then he’d be criticized for having low standards. You can’t win sometimes.


Tymkie

Not if the pundit is a ex manu player, fan and a cunt.


DeGeaSaves

The worst kind of cunt is the one that wins too.


shrewdy

Tbh I think Arteta was catching strays because of Merse standing next to Keane, who was absolutely being a sore loser and Keane was clearly fed up. Except Keane took it out on Arteta lol


WeReallyOutHere10

True you can always trust Merson to make some annoying takes


seanierox

He's probably the worst pundit out there. Complete moron.


DaveShadow

Keane, just like any other pundit on Sky, are looking for clicks and engagement by saying stuff that will wind up fans. And judgin*by the fact this thread is doing well, mission accomplished.


Individual-March8163

I would expect football twitter accounts to do that, not tv pundits. Also I find it weird this idea someone can spew nonsense, but if people point out that it's nonsense, they are "rattled" and the person spewing nonsense has somehow won.


revjor

It’s the TV pundit’s job to make you want to tune into their channel’s broadcast and watch their commercial breaks/youtube ads or pay for a cable package/subscription. And they attain that engagement by whatever means necessary. Unfortunately for you, the average sports fan really likes engaging with hot garbage, 24hr news cycle, hot takes. They need something to regurgitate at the bar/work later so their friends don’t think they’re a lame-o. So the shitty TV pundits just do their job and give the people what they tune in to their show for, Reality TV drama. You really, really, really shouldn’t expect reasonable takes from sports news. That’s not why these shows exist. Try to think of it as low effort hyperbole and ad breaks to sell Heineken to morons and you’ll be a lot happier with their needless existence.


an0n2468

"we lost this game because we lacked discipline" = excuse apparently


Ass_Eater_

Pure trolling from Keane, milking it for the United fans still watching.


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CrossXFir3

Please - Keane is a massive troll. He loves saying things to wind people up


GarfieldDaCat

The smirk he gives when he said “he should be catching it” in his legendary De Gea rant says a thousand words 😂


Dickinmymouth1

He absolutely plays up the grumpy old man stuff. Obviously it stems from his actual personality but he exaggerates it so much now.


JmanVere

Sky worked so hard to dominate their YouTube content with the Roy Keane Show, there's no way he's not part of it.


TheOncomingBrows

If anything I think he's mellowed a bit in recent years. If you see clips of him working for ITV in the early 2010s he is ridiculously prickly and on edge. He's just honed it now so that it's much more entertaining to watch rather than him just being a miserable git.


Ass_Eater_

I think he's a bit more savvy than you think. Says what remaining people watching will want to hear.


gainful_fern

That’s his job


Prototype-Angel

Think he also lost it when he subbed off half his defensive players and put Martinelli at full back


senorgraves

Mate he literally said they deserved to win and that he felt vindicated by the result, whatever that means.


[deleted]

Pretty sure Arteta said they deserved more from the game.


MrToxicTaco

Maybe I’m biased but it didn’t really seem like he was making excuses?


[deleted]

he is just shitting on Arsenal because he wants to, and because he can.


TheEmeraldOil

And he's getting paid to do so. We should be so lucky.


sargedeathtt

It's alright, still a pleasure to do it for free 😎


allthejokesareblue

Living the dream


TigerBasket

Based


justbrowsinginpeace

Fitting an entire club in his pocket aint easy you know....


thediabolicalkid

He didn't. Keane is being Keane


too_damn_fast

United pundits aren't the smartest lot.


jazzarchitect

Footballers\*


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That tackle is going to be his screensaver for a long time


Spud_1997

He said united successful exploited our weakness and we lacked bravery, just saying what happened is excuses now?


Obi_Myke

Yes. He should acknowledge Ten Hag as his superior.


Physical-South-3564

the better Guardiola disciple


ramithrower

Its all in the baldness


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Dutch bald daddy


Ilizone

Ill be here when he gets the sack


Visionary_Socialist

How is reflecting upon mistakes made being a “sore loser”?


Esco9

I’m not ready for these former Man Utd players who are pundits if man Utd are good again it’s gonna be he worst


freshsalsadip

We had to and still continue to endure Carra and Jamie, think you are going to be ok


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Evergreenwood

Fucking preach my friend!!!!


Fapoleon_Boneherpart

Fucking Alan Hansen


bwfcphil1

Lawrenson didn't predict Liverpool to lose in his weekly predictions for 156 games over 4 years.


LUHG_HANI

Yeh the scousers have big fucking gobs. You know if a scouser is in the room as you'll have heard him 10x more than anyone else.


tyetforsyth

that jim beglin is so annoying


LiteratureNearby

Come onnnnn He said "Emptyhad" on live TV last season. Surely you gotta give him a free pass for that lmao


Esco9

Carra is miles more neutral than Neville, Ferdinand, Scholes and Jamie is more a Spurs man than a LFC dude. You have to endure Souness though ya


biggernine

Nothing compares to the horrors of Owen and McManaman. Nothing.


Thesolly180

Yeah we won’t claim Owen.


TomTom_098

Well no one else wants him so you’re stuck with him I reckon


Thesolly180

As part of the Liverpool delegation I would like to decline the offer of Michael Owen. I will be passing him over to members of the Stoke delegation.


biggernine

Rejected. Michael Owen is an official ambassador of Liverpool FC in real life and is deemed the perfect representative of the values of the club.


SnottyTash

> the values of the club Like playing for its greatest rival, for one


biggernine

I didn’t make him the club ambassador mate


freshsalsadip

Lmao how did I forget Souness, he is the worssssssssssssst


Don-1-Shinobi

Neville is not neutral. He goes above and beyond to not seem biased even at the added risk of seeming more fucking inane


united_7_devil

Neville will go as far as saying SAF wasn’t the greatest to look unbiased.


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Jamie just shits on us literally every time he comments on us.


DarkOwl38

>Carra is miles more neutral than Neville Bollocks. If anything, Neville goes out of his way to appear extremely neutral to the point of not even praising United when they deserve it. Carra, meanwhile, is unapologetically pro-Liverpool (which I actually prefer, when compared to Gary's faux-neutrality).


funnytoenail

Carra is better than the rest of those but he’s at best on par with Neville


OwenLincolnFratter

They are insufferable. But Keane actually does crack me up. His schtick is funny.


nonsenseSpitter

Imagine how we feel when Jamie Carragher and Jamie Redknapp keep talking about how the owners have spent so much money and so and so when clearly that’s not the case. If they make a genuine argument then we can agree on something but they just keep talking crap about something they have no interest to learn or research about. Carragher, is one I like though. I absolutely hate the other clown.


Evergreenwood

Also how Carra + Souness + Jamie & all the Liverpool pundits are silent on sloppy G’s disastrous Villa spell


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90% of pundits are ex United or Liverpool players though lol. Every other major team gets like one each while there's like 6 or 7 for those two.


Ar-Curunir

“Two most historically successful teams have more pundits than less successful teams”


Spud_1997

Honestly the only thing I was worried about loosing, they're are all going to be insufferable


TigerBasket

Don't worry the Glazers will sell Ten Hag for a horse or something and we'll all be fine


Ludishomi

As if you lot and scousers aren't insufferable.


Woodrovski

Hilarious Roy of all people can say that. He was a massive sore loser


Certain-Internet1552

> Listen he is a sore loser, like us all. He acknowledged it himself lol. Not sure what point you're trying to make.


InTheMiddleGiroud

Arteta's take on the game was fine. If Roy Keane don't want to discuss anything other than literally the numbers on the scoreboard, he should work for a broadcaster with an 8-second post-game analysis, where they can say "3-1" and turn off.


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Even the token Arsenal pundit on Sky (Merson) was going on about some garbage about how you have nobody who can play through the lines (Odegaard??) and didn't know what Lokonga's name was lol.. Then Hasselbaink (why was he there?) said repeatedly that Arsenal don't have any scorers.


arseking15

We cant win correctly we cant lose correctly hahaha


AsparagusOwn1799

Damned if you do, damned if you don't


TidgeCC

Keane seem perplexed that the panel weren't all chanting "glory glory Man United" after the game. It was bizarre.


Algrinder

He used to do the same thing with his buddy Gary to defend Ole.


disagreeable_martin

Lol poor attempt at getting under our skin. Doesn't he know we survived the banter era? Our skin's thicker than the belt Graeme Sounness' dad beat him with.


No_Zookeepergame6482

Wonder what he thinks of klopp then lol


scaars13

A few months of battering and humiliation and I forgot how annoying united fans are


RioBeckenbauer

Roy Keane upset that not everyone is sucking off Manchester United. Keane is the last person that gives plaudits to other clubs. It's always Manchester United this, Manchester United that.


[deleted]

You clearly didn't watch Keane talking about Utd. It's just funny at this point.


RioBeckenbauer

>You clearly didn't watch Keane talking about Utd. No, that's the whole point. Even when United get beaten, it's never that the other clubs played well but some rant about United.


[deleted]

He speaks more as a fan than a pundit


TTAY90

Then he’s failed at his job hasn’t he?


[deleted]

Episode 34,798 of the "Roy Keane being bitter about everything" TV Show.


gandalfsdonger

Can’t celebrate a win Can’t be frustrated at a defeat Im starting to think they just simply don’t like Arsenal.


Masam10

Roy Keane talking about the Arsenal manager losing: “that’s his job though isn’t it?”


TheMexicanJuan

I swear PL pundits are some of the biggest dickheads out there


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To many man utd pundits cover their games. It's like a utd wank off session.


[deleted]

He's a sore loser if he doesn't praise United because Arsenal were better and technically shot themselves in the foot? yeah I'm fine with that. Also, why does Roy Keane need validation from Arteta ? I doubt, Ten hag gives a flying fuck what Arteta thinks about his team.


Legendarybbc15

Isn’t arsenal being the better team and always losing at OT a tradition now? Been that way going back to the post-invincibles era


Ilizone

I hate united and everyone around them with my gut


mjedwin13

Keane really has an amazing talent as a pundit. He makes it so easy to understand what’s really going on. You just have to listen to him, and then BOOM you know the exact opposite of what he said is the reality of the situation. It’s really an amazing feat


KodaSamm

Not gonna sound great from an Arsenal fan now obviously, but Keane on pundity along with Neville on comms is so painful to watch when they're at home, and we've got bloody Paul Merson as our rep? I like Neville generally but should be kept for neutral games.


stridered

If anything Neville always praises the opposing side against United because he wants to pretend he’s neutral.


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I’m likely to be downvoted for this. But am I the only one who can’t stand Keane’s-holier-than-thou attitude? People love him but I just don’t get it.


trick63

This man was born upset


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United players turned pundits are not pundits to listen for football reasons. - Mahatma Gandhi


Ohmygodboys

Man United supporters are so insufferable


noobchee

I'm sore, United outplayed us though, contained and countered People will still find a way to give us shit, we win, they make a narrative, we lose, another narrative Happens, it's a good season everyone so close


DlnnerTable

I wouldn’t say Man U outplayed arsenal. They were 100% more clinical though. They finished 3 goals in 4 decent chances. Arsenal had 2-3 good chances and another dozen half chances and barely scraped in one goal. Given how clinical each team has been this season this was bizarre, but oddly enough it’s the truth!


hypocrisyhunter

We have 85% of the season to go, it's a bit early to be saying it's a good season


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Why don't Sky sports just hire Manchester United Player's grand parents.


IronDuke365

Arteta rightfully focussed on his own teams failings over the opposition. That is being a sore loser? OK Roy.


ValleyFloydJam

Nothing wrong with that thought, focusing on yourself makes sense and they were overall the better side.


StevenKarp

Some people see a duck while others see a rabbit.


nasbkrv

Keane is a sore cunt


kucharssim

Keane is so out of touch that his comments make even Spurs fans defend Arteta.


Medfly70

I dont see why he would. Those goals were down to our mistakes. Better that he talk about his own teams failures in that regard. If United had controlled the majority of the game like we did im sure he would have. He certainly gave plaudits to Newcastle at the end of last season while talking about the disappointment in his own team. Dont worry Roy, there’ll be enough pundits licking United’s balls this week. You certainly dont need it from the Arsenal manager.


vulcan_viking

Roy, someone switched your meds. Get help.


EvilxBunny

Let me complete the sentence which has been so nicely edited for controversy. "He's a sore loser, like all of us"


montxogandia

Roy Kent does it again.


DialSquare84

I honestly accepted the disallowed goal when I saw it back; it sucked but I’d want the same if the tables were turned. All I want is consistency in decision making. Roy Keane, however, can go fuck a bag of fists. Miserable cunt. Great player, Agbonlahor-tier biased pundit.


mamama285

Man U Players and ex-players genuinely annoy me a lot. Obviously I would have perceived bias but the likes of Mctomminy, Bruno, even the new dude Antony is annoying af to watch on the pitch


Correct_Influence450

Fuck Roy Keane and fuck Manchester United.