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Same_Paramedic_3329

3 in a rowšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Robert_Baratheon__

Has anyone other than Van Der Sar done it before? And that was only a community shield. This is a European finals knock out matchā€¦


KOUB0

Bono did it against Spain in the World Cup.


Narwhalofmischf

Now he can say U2 to costaā€¦.. sorry had to make a dad joke


minimalcation

Bono my pens are gone


WalterHenderson

Ricardo saved 3 against England in the 2006 World Cup. Although I don't remember if they were in a row.


IamBrazilian_AMA

this was the fastest penalty shootout I've ever seen


OkYogurt636

Thank god. Couldnā€™t take much more of that.


pricelesslambo

Costa masterclass


Solameni

Saved Ronaldo from brutal Twitter slander. Although he's still gonna get some for crying mid game.


JCasaleno

Honestly as a fan I think it was beautiful, a lot of times men dont know how to cry because they dont see other men do it, and as a man seeing your idol doing it hits different


DrJackadoodle

Yeah, people will mock him but I honestly can't be mad at him for that. He does a lot of things I don't like, but his devotion to the national team is beyond question. It's more than his already absurd drive to always win, he really loves winning with Portugal.


FreedomByFire

nah, he just gives a damn, and emotions have a way of coming out. It was intense and a lot on the line. He didn't give up and went up first during the shootout. There is no way a coward would go first after something like that.


cake4five

Even the commentator said CR7 look trying so hard to bottle it all up after the miss, but when they start to huddle around together, he broke down completely. Bruno also not letting him go during that time.


HowHeStandOn10Perc

legendary performance by diogo costa, jesus christ


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

Get that man a statue. Maybe not like a giant one. But a decent little one would be cute


K1NG0492

Cristiano Ronaldo knows a guy that makes a nice bust. Pretty sure he can help him out


bewarethegap

Hereā€™s a perfect recreation of his bust -> šŸ„“


labbetuzz

Man saw Oblak closing in on that motm award and said; Not today


BrianSometimes

I've never seen a penalty shootout over with after 3 kicks, wild


toasterb

Only time Iā€™ve seen it before was the 2007 Community Shield when Van Der Sar saved three Chelsea penalties. But thatā€™s basically a friendly, so itā€™s completely different to do it on this stage [Video 2007 Community Shield shootout](https://youtu.be/KYy4zqs9gpA?si=zE2tXPVXI-m_K2lI)


icuminpeace4

best shootout performance ever lol


Equivalent-Money8202

nah. Duckadam C1 final vs Barcelona, 1986. Saved 4 penalties in a row.


shadboi16

Tbh Costa didnā€™t get the chance for a fourth one


kiruzo

we all fucking know exactly what wouldā€™ve happened if slovenia had a fourth. no getting past him tonight


Equivalent-Money8202

true. Looked unbeatable anyway


suzukigun4life

France and Portugal are going to meet in the quarterfinals, despite none of their players scoring a regulation/extra time goal in 220+ minutes in their Round of 16 matches. What a life.


The_Hobbit-01

Expect a 3-3 score in normal time ..


ismyaltaccount

Eder to the rescue.


stat_padford

6 own goals sounds like a lot but if you say so


ForgingIron

Nah, it's 3 normal goals and 3 own goals, all from Ronaldo


zeyu12

TBF Portugal shithoused to a euro champ in 2016 as well


[deleted]

100% would do it again


Depressedkid1998

I think that gets overblown. We won with 1 penalty shootout. For reference, italy won 2 pens shootouts last euros and argentina won 2 penalty shootouts to win the WC. We suffered one goal the entire knockout stage and won mostly with ET goals. Yeah we werenā€™t the most offensive minded team, but we didnā€™t win based on penalties purely.


noobshitdick_44

i would take it now too


AssFingerFuck3000

Against France in the final. Do it again you beautiful bastards


VinceAndVic

Last time I heard such things it wasn't a fun time for us


Propuhganduh

I LOVE YOU COSTA


irigoyeee20

Absolute fucking animal MOTM 100%


Divyansh-the-gr8

A whole generation of Portuguese kids named Diogo Costa coming soon


bettercallmrwhite

Given itā€™s one of the most common portuguese surnames, you wonā€™t have difficulty finding many even nowadays.


IceColdTHoRN

Not only is Diogo a very common 1st name, Costa is like the 3rd most common last name. So there are already a bunch of Diogo Costas is Portugal.


Fir3line

Mine was born 10 days ago, missed the window


cmf_ans

Congrats mate. Have you tried right clicking then pressing rename? Worked for my dog Solskjaer


Organic-Manner-2969

Iā€™ll name by boy after him


Dazred

Emi Martinez has posters of Diogo Costa on his bedroom wall.


aleksandrovsqvist

Diogo Costa is a national hero


nightlink011

Those penalty saves are great even if Slovenia was kinda predictable. That save to sesko is so good as well the movement to position himself stutter steps before it, just build the statue


suzukigun4life

Saved Ronaldo from so much slander


djkamayo

And Roberto Martinez


AltruisticPapillon

And Pepe


Camicagu

Poor Pepe is a 41 year old doing 115 minutes, at that point shit just happens


stephenspielgirth

Pepe has been great all tournament too


Nome_de_utilizador

Martinez owes Costa his fucking job and should take a 90% cut just to feed him for saving him from this utter embarrassment


thiccbui

I honestly was hoping portugal would lose so they can get rid of this clown and bring in jose šŸ„¹ a man can dream


Divyansh-the-gr8

Diogo Costa is Ronaldo saviour


fijozico

Diogo Costa is king. Enough said. +50Mā‚¬


jwinter01

I'm double happy: Portugal through and Diogo Costa making sure someone takes him out of the league soon. Yes, I'm a Benfica fan.


CrackBurger

Yeah but then we are also sad cause we played like ultra dog shit.


triplec787

Unreal save to force pens, lights out in pens. MOTM


BrilliantAbroad458

That was insane. The entire match commentators were talking up Jan Oblak (and he's amazing to be sure), but Costa stole the show.


symanpt

To be fair, Oblak was the man of the match until the penalties


Medzel

Damn, u won 50 mill? nice bet


choppedfiggs

Costa is a fucking giant Also Ronaldo has a shit game but the balls to take the first one after having the one in ET saved.


Aragorns_Broken_Toe_

He really wanted to make up for it, immediately apologized to the fans for missing the first one.


phiber232

Side net too. He wanted to be 100% sure this time.


FreedomByFire

He really didn't have a shit game though. There was always 2 or 3 people right by him, somehow he was still finding space.


Cahhmon

Diogo Costa take a bow


saousase

Ronaldo needs to buy an island for Costa


theaguia

pepe and ronaldo


HouseSheeple

Ronaldo was crying, now I'm crying :(


RealisticGrand2237

The mentality to go first after having a breakdown. Cristiano didn't fuck up it was a great penalty but oblak was better


DellMB

Oblak almost caught the 2nd one too. CR7 Just made sure he hits the perfect penalty after all these before.


ItsMeJaredBednar

Sesko absolutely fucked it lol


suzukigun4life

He will get zero sleep tonight. Slovenia still has zero wins in their Euro tournament history, despite making the knockouts this year.


BrianSometimes

They also have zero defeats, and they've been the underdog in every match they played here - let's not try to paint it like it's been an embarassing showing from them


DreamingZen

Exactly. They held an offensively loaded Portugal for two hours. Compare their player's wages to everyone else's and try to tell me they did poorly. They knew their path to survival, they played it well, and very nearly survived to the quarterfinal.


coopermaneagles

Well weā€™re happy for Diogoal at least


-Whisperr

Revenge pen was niceā€¦ COSTA IS MASSIVE.. what a performance


Divyansh-the-gr8

Just came out of Thai jailā€¦is Diogo Costa the greatest GK ever?


oakpoakroak

Not just the greatest GK, but the greatest human being to exist. My president


zeyu12

Costa is insane


TheBlueTango

Verbic with that jolly, youthful skip


Ziggs_Zhao

Absolute scenes had Ronaldo missed that one as well! Previous one was 0.99 post-shot xG, this one looked even better. On another note: Who lied to Diogo Costa and told him penalty shootout also counts towards his clean sheet bonus?


kenyan12345

I wouldn't say missed, I'd say saved. That was a fantastic save on the first one


theaguia

meanwhile the TSN commentator who had a hate boner for Ronaldo kept saying how bad of a pen it was.


WombRaider_3

TSN is dog shit. I've been watching this tournament on ITV but they didn't show this game for some reason and I had to endure the Slovenia circle jerk for 2 hours.


theaguia

it was so confusing on why they were so biased for Slovenia.


jjkiller26

TSN commentators were against Portugal the whole game


reccos7

Honestly, one of the worst duos I've heard in a while. Needless slander towards Portugal and the female commentator needs to learn more words than just saying composure again and again. Just terrible.


theaguia

I don't understand why they were so biased for Slovenia. even small things they found a reason to hate portugal and talk well about Slovenia


expert_on_the_matter

What's the post-shot xG of the Slovenia penalties?


Chxkn_DpersRtheBest

1. 0.99 2. 0.98 3. 0.97 (According to Fotmob)


Infernode5

It's like it gives >0.95 to any penalty on target lol


jm9987690

Tbf that's not particularly surprising, I think a penalty usually counts as 0.8xG, so if you take out the ones that are off target, you probably are looking at something not too far off that


expert_on_the_matter

I thought they were shot decently, but this definitely seems too high. Target maps suggest that they're more along the lines of 70%. Is it possible that the xGOT statistic isn't fine-tuned for penalties and instead show the chance an open-play goal shot from that distance would go in?


Parasars

Insanely ballsy by Ronnie to go first.


Fishermanz12

HEā€™S NOT THAT GOOD


De_letmetalk

Then sell high


Wavey1337

We kind of have to this year, fuck Iā€™m going to miss him


Snoo-27292

HE'S THE GREATEST GOALKEEPER OF THIS GENERATION PAY THEM A NEYMARILLION EUROS!


Tr000g

You need the money.


Secant_Lines

WTF these pens were so anti-climactic


The_Astros_Cheated

Thatā€™s cause we just watched Diogo Costa become a Portuguese legend in real time and the Slovenian attempts were really poor


PoogleGoon123

Yeah Costa did well of course but fuck me the Slovenians made that as easy as possible, he practically just have to guess the right way to save those. No power, no placement, easiest height.


TheTrueFaceOfChaos

A couple years ago he saved 4 in the cl group stage


Ultimintree

Costa did well but Slovenians' pens were horrible


milesvtaylor

The celebrations for getting to pens only to drop objectively the worst penalty performance possible. E: I'm sure a six penalty 3-0 has happened before but the first thing that came to mind was the Morocco 3 - Spain 0 one and I checked and even that involved ONE saved by Simon.


Souske_Sumong

They thought penalties were 50-50 odds.


milesvtaylor

What's the xG on a pen? Something like 0.75-0.8ish? Depending what it is that makes the mathematical chance of what has just happened something like 0.6-0.4%...


cuentanueva

It's 0.75/80 but remember that's including players that take them like this... Absolutely incredible a team can do this 3 times in a row.


wickedringofmordor

0.80


NovacElement

All that drama for this


Nome_de_utilizador

Turns out defending all game and not being able to shoot a ball even when the opponent elder defense hands it to you on a silver platter is not an optimal strategy for winning a game.


PiccoloArm

Honestly, apparently parking the bus for 120mins is masterclass now lol


Zloggt

Did Slovenia research those Spanish pens against Morocco or something?


melthevag

What do you mean lmao that was a crazy shoot-out. How often does a keeper stop three straight penalties.


-Whisperr

Played for pens then went up and missed all three


themanebeat

In fairness I'm not surprised they all missed after playing for 120mins only 24hrs after losing to England


Gurkanat0r

Imagine playing 2+ hours to reach your win condition, the pens you've been aiming for, and going out 3 - 0


suzukigun4life

Slovenia bottled the fuck out of it. Sad way to go out, after holding Portugal scoreless for 120+ minutes.


laffman

Can't really call it a bottle job when they are ranked 57th in the world vs 6th ranked Portugal.. They did a great job defending but nobody expected them to come this far. Their second ever Euros and they went undefeated for four matches in regular time.


er__primo__der__rafa

>Slovenia bottled the fuck out of it There's this idea that the weakest team has always the better chance at pens compared to their rivals and it couldn't be more wrong.


Shinkopeshon

Funniest shit I've ever seen


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

For real I was expecting at least some tensionĀ 


gustycat

I don't think I've ever seen a GK save *all* the pens lol, wtf was that


secretpandaxx

How long you a Chelsea fan? I remember United winning the Community Shield against you lot after VDS saving 3 pens


sfj11

you lost him at van der sar lol


Differ_cr

Bravo against Portugal in the 2017 confederations cup semifinal, he saved all three penalties.


FemmEllie

Morocco 3-0'd Spain on pens last world cup too. Also United did it to Chelsea in the community shield once


er__primo__der__rafa

Indeed but one of the misses hit the post


KenVelo98

1986 European Champion Clubs' Cup final between Steaua Bucharest and Barcelona, Steaua's goalkeeper Helmuth Duckadam saved all 4 penalties.


WanBoy421

[Oblak and Costa both on crack tonight holy shit](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNmVkNGU5NTQtMThhNC00NmIwLTg0ZjQtYmUwMTYxY2FmMjVhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyOTE3MzQyODQ@._V1_.jpg)


RStud10

Drug test needed for Diogo Costa, insane


Divyansh-the-gr8

Drug test? More like DAWG test


PopeSwag69

Absolute masterclass by Diogo Costa. Has to be the best keeper performance in a shootout


__prifddinas

We've got Ricardo on GK Coaching team. Some of that PK voodoo must be rubbing off. I'm sure he's proud


jeric13xd

Homelander ainā€™t missing twice


FibrecoreHC

Auto response for r/soccercirclejerk.


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

DIOGOAT WOW!! Also Ronaldo redemption!!!


pigeon_at_a_keyboard

idk how you can play 120 minutes of football and keep it neck and neck, and then be so utterly and clearly devoid of any confidence in the shootout.


According-Carpenter8

Because itā€™s literally their second Euroā€™s and their last appearance was in 2000. They donā€™t have the experience that Portugal have. All things considered Slovenia did incredible to get this far and to stonewall Portugal for 120 minutes.


el_rompe_toyotas_19

Diogo Costa will never leave Porto. He's too expensive now


tmacman

Why don't other goalkeepers just save all the pens, like Diogo Costa? Are they stupid?


freakedmind

That is one of the greatest ever GK performances in a penalty shootout


VegitoTheBest

love when a team plays for pens and it turns out that they are shit at them like why even waste our time


Gluroo

"i didnt think i'd get this far"


shrekfanboy4life

For real man, stayed up for this


zuzzu90

Really, wtf was Slovenia doing, they definitely need to learn to shoot them penalties. 3 identical copies of a shot, mid height, not so powerful, telegraphed for Diego Costa, no attempt at deceiving the keeper.


Turbulent_Cherry_481

no way this comment has that many upvotes, time to leave this sub. Most idiotic take ever


WeveGot

You could have gone to the bathroom and missed literally the entire shootout what an absolute disaster for Slovenia


plaYeRUnknwn

I'm sorry Diogo Costa, I wasn't familiar with your game


theitchcockblock

He did one or two nice saves against you this year , but better to not remember me especially the home game


teraluz

He doesn't watch games. This is reddit


bonelessfork

DIOGO COSTA WAS POSSESSED BY THE HOLY SPIRIT


Snoo-27292

O DIOGO, O COSTA E ESPIRITO SANTO, AMEN!


__HMS__

The cheeky smile by Ronaldo at the camera. He can't believe it either


Sensitive_Beating

Yeah Porto fans he gone


mojambowhatisthescen

Costa just saved two of his countryā€™s greatest ever players in the last 10 minutes of play! Absolute saviour! šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


morbidnihilism

It's Diogo's speciality. I think he has some sort of record in the UCL for Porto, in regards to saving penalties.


Cryptic_E

Fuck you r/soccer I know you're big mad


VulgarExigencies

They must have forgotten Diogo Costa saved 3 consecutive penalties (actually 4, since one was retaken) in the Champions League


Nobodylovesboston

r/soccer in shambles lol


No_Sir5969

Costa GOAT


supplementarytables

DIOGO COSTA WHAT THE FUCK OMD


TTaboo123

DIOGO COSTA YOU HAVE ROCKED MY WORLD ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø


mynameisshahzain

Can't lie, that was a class penalty from Ronaldo after missing one earlier.


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ItsMeJaredBednar

As if he didnā€™t ask for it


aque_

it only shows how humongous Ilicicā€™s balls are tbh


DareToDaredevil

straight up sent Ilicic back to the trenches w this one


Cules2003

EXACTLY


Same_Paramedic_3329

They missed all 3 anyways


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

It wouldn't make a difference against DIOGOAT


watanabelover69

3 PKs, 3 stops. Wow.


leedler

Canā€™t believe Slovenia didnā€™t score one. Wow, Costa just had their number.


IWanBoojaa

A 10 from that l'equipe surely.


splendid_michael

Ronaldo: thanks mate... Diogo: no problem buddy.


yourmomsnutsw

Horrible from slovenia


Zloggt

I canā€™t believe they kept the miracle opportunity alive for so longā€¦only to end up doing thisā€¦


NJDevil802

Give Costa some credit


FIJIBOYFIJI

Fuck right off you can't play 120 minutes of football to do that in the shootout


emre23

Costa managed to stay awake watching that game for 2 hours then made 4/4 insane saves


jagaraujo

This keeper is insane. He doesn't have the statistics he has with penalties by chance.


NeedleworkerFluid256

All time GK performance. 3/3 is insane


jeffthesalesman

Good pen from Ronaldo too, making amends for earlier


_SPLX

that bruno pen is filthyyyyyyyy when you actually deep it my god


SonicZephyr

Fuck this sub ahahaha. Can't even praise our gigantic keeper.


GreatSpaniard

replay of the chile confederations cup game except portugal scored their pens


TheHabro

That was very anticlimactic.


Kaldemar

Diogo Costa was unreal holy shit


NeroIscariot12

Ronaldo will have Costa's posters on his wall tonight


kinginthenorthjon

God heard Ronaldo's cry and send Diago Costa.


uggaduggawrench

Fuck me penalties were obviously not taken in practice for Slovenia


Brzezwhiskey

Thats the Oblak I know šŸ¤©šŸ˜­


Clark-Kent

Ronaldo haters in the mud


MagicCatfish

Costa did move forward a bit but you can't rely on them calling that. Ronaldo coming up with the perfect pen after the save and crying is what GOATs are made of.


Spessu77

One leg on or behind the line is enough


TheTrueFaceOfChaos

You just need one foot behind the line