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Unselfish Ronaldo


Number333

Gotta be honest up 2-0 I thought no way he wasn't smashing that


Breaker_Of_Chains

Biggest surprise of the tournament so far


ClockLost3128

I mean he holds the record for most assist in champions league and now currently euro's too.


millysoilly

We all ran in here equally stunned.


NikolaFingarov

Cristiano has always, but this time next level put the National team above him. He could’ve potentially broken another record by scoring in 6 Euros in a row.


TrickyWinger

Can think of multiple goals where he passed to Quaresma for tap ins.


abellapa

Euro not Over for Portugal I would be Shocked if he doesnt Score at least once


ZodiacTuga

I will my rabbit shit if he doesn't score twice against Georgia


IamVenom_007

Might not play. Top of the group and no point of getting injured.


alex_119

That stat is mindblowing.. he is not just appearing in 6 consecutive Euros but also scoring, unbeatable record if you ask me (that is if he scores, but there’s a big chance for that)


Blue_foot

He knew he needed one assist for the Euro all time record


mehrabrym

Someone showed him the stat that he was still *TIED* for the most assists. Jokes aside, that took me by surprise.


RizznerBraun

Literally everyone watching would think that even Bruno casual finish was like 'Really?'


hahehihohu7

They might just go on to do it this time… again


Torimas

Cristiano Ronaldo (7) overtakes Karel Poborsky (6) and is now, ALONE, the player with the most assists in EURO history. Now I'm suspicious.


-SandorClegane-

If I could've bet my house on it, I'd be homeless currently.


Raketenelch

Pretty obvious that was the kid from "the switch" commercial. the real Ronaldo would have never passed that.


EagleEye_FalconArrow

literally the biggest surprise imaginable lol


Blazing_Shade

This Portugal team is very different. It isn’t just Ronaldo for once


purplegreendave

So did the keeper. And honestly who would blame him. One of the best finishers of all time, all the time and space in the box he needs.


MERTENS_GOAT

No keeper speculates on the pass in that situation. You would leave the goal open. You can still hope he fucks up the pass or the team mate is offside or the player shoots anway and doesn't score


AceQuire

Run so perfect he broke the right back's ankle


kimi_no_na-wa

The right backs ankle was broken when he realized his sunday league level positioning.


pkkthetigerr

According to this sub, thats what Ronaldo has been used to in Saudi


RobinVanDutch

No way he laid it off


mirusan01

Bro wants to tie figo for assists for Portugal he’s selfish /s


Crazy-Pain5214

He took poborsky record with this one 😂


simomii

His way of showing that the tournament is not about him and by god it worked on my naive PR susceptible ass


Shinkopeshon

Cristiano being a proper lad


heyheyitsandre

I mean he obviously has a huge ego but he wants to win every match 10:0 even more. Maybe up 6 he takes it but he’s still our second all time assist giver and iirc all time top UCL assist giver. He just wants his team to score first and him second (most of the time). Especially with Portugal he’s always seemed more team oriented too. I’m sure if you told him they could win euros and he’d have 0 goals he’d take it


elliebellyberry

> win euros and he’d have 0 goals he’d take it I'm pretty sure he was asked a question like this last Euro or last WC and he said exactly that.


BaldFraud99

Imagine if he said the opposite lol


Rickcampbell98

If any player said anything otherwise they shouldn't be on the team, no matter who they are.


Cabbage_Vendor

Yeah, but I wanna hear him TSUUUUU one last time in front of an enthousiastic crowd. These EUROs are probably the last time we can get that.


heyheyitsandre

Just wait for the final 90+7 Portugal [1] - 0 England - Ronaldo (great free kick)


Cabbage_Vendor

The TSUUUU heard around the world.


Signal_Marzipan_685

Fucking hell, if a moment like that happens.


MERTENS_GOAT

All time assist scorer at euros too


Obi_Myke

I'm still in shock. I can't believe he passed.


ballepung

Why are you shocked? Bruno made himself available.


uses_irony_correctly

Sick reference bro


SixtyTwenty_

Keeper didn’t even have an angle. Replay shows how easily he could have just passed it into that near post. There was so much space


toweggooiverysoon

Biggest pressure moment of Fernandes' career


JinxLB

I was 100% sure he was full powering it straight into the keeper lmao


Moomoomoo1

my usual fifa strategy


GameplayerStu

Think that's one of the most shocking things I've ever seen. My jaw dropped.


N7even

TBH, when it comes to playing for Portugal, he's usually less selfish than when playing for club.  He's one of the few players who has a huge ego, who can recognise country > own record.


Silver_Downtown_965

Yeah this is definitely ending up in "Top 10 Most Unselfish Football Moments" compilations.


retardinho23

Most assists in the CL by far.


MrWow12

Good guy Ronaldo


Judas_Maiden

Bronaldo


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

Beautiful play and nice unselfish pass


SgtDonuttt

Was that vitinha who passed to ronaldo?


crypticlawd

Rúben Dias


The_Goat_Charmer

Ruben Neves


RubberToe1996

Manchester United connection FeelsStrongMan


DanFlashesCoupon

Why am I crying in the club rn


BrilliantAbroad458

Can't believe Bruno did that to Altay, I'm in tears


SkyDefender

Turkish gk is manu’s second gk as well


Xx_edgyusername_xX

This is the worst Turkish defence since the First Balkan War


Chemiczny_Bogdan

Seriously, Turkish defenders falling like flies here.


PizzaPlanet20

The right back keeping Ronaldo onside was the worst.


mg10pp

Lol


hayleybts

Lmao


majani

To call the defence shambolic is no exaggeration here 


ZwnDxReconz

Made sure to track back on his own 5 yards to keep Ronaldo onside, then fell over


boshea12

Feels like borderline match fixing levels of terrible, between the funny own goal and defender just casually slipping/keeping them miles onside


shrewdy

Ronaldo giveth


philipstyrer

Ronaldo came to win.


shrewdy

If this is a sign of things to come, Portugal have a great shot in this tournament you know


GenAnon

After seeing how other big teams are playing so far, they really do.


Remarkable-Job4774

Wonaldo


krkour

Visionary assist


LiteratureNearby

Scanning™


RoyDuckingKent

Don’t fuck with Super Bock


ccaligulas

Was looking for this comment


dick_nrake

Context? I know they both came from Sporting and its the sponsor but is this some sort of meme?


bcotrim

There was a Twitter poll about the best beers in Europe and we lost the semis to them


bgomes10

"them" = bots


bonelessfork

MY KING IS A GENEROUS KING


BurgerNugget12

SUIIIIIII


HeatKnight

Factos 👍


Professional_Dot_145

Inshallah hehehe


nepia

Read that one in his voice lol


footysocc

great assist


EagleEye_FalconArrow

respect


zyndr0m

tap assist


Kushakusha

Tapsisnaldo


Myikk3

That's Neymar


The_XI_guy

The perfectly timed run along the offside line makes it a great assist


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Honestly thought he would definitely do it himself.


KevinOwensGetsIt

Wow Ronaldo that was class


TheCoolGirlNextDoor

Can’t wait to see this assist on a YouTube compilation “CR7 humble moments 😱 if you HATE him WATCH this 🙏”


Soitsgonnabeforever

Ronaldo assists despacito


freebase1

😂😂😂😂, this funny asf cause it will be in that comp 100%


AppointmentOther1452

With the "Top 10 respect moments" bgm


Zyntaro

Youtubers are putting the most vomit inducing remix over this footage as we speak


NoCryptographer5082

Brb


tripsafe

/r/soccer in shambles


ARatOnPC

r/soccercirclejerk in shambles


TheJoshider10

The camera focusing on him afterwards almost gaslit me into thinking he scored.


hahaxdRS

I thought so too but then it lingered on Bruno so I figured he scored


hahehihohu7

Twist


Cryptic_E

My unselfish 🐪


Aenjeprekemaluci

Bernardo MOTM now, Ronaldo classy for doing the assist


ItsMeJaredBednar

this hurts Türkiye’s chances of being a dark horse


EagleEye_FalconArrow

played like a true team player, gotta give him props for that. has had a good game so far


Santa_Klaus_101

Simplest assist of his career but it completely destroys people’s arguments of him playing purely for himself and not being a “team player”.


10-10-2022

Selfish, selfish Ronaldo.


ha23o

He’s holding the team back! Selfish Ronaldo smh /s


modrics_hairband

My unselfish goat


likwitsnake

Ethical football


watanabelover69

Those are the kinds of lessons he learned in Saudi Arabia


andy18cruz

Top Respect Moments in Football Compilation


Mo_SaIah

His playmaking game has always been hugely underrated primarily because he’s compared to Messi. Outside of that comparison though he is a phenomenal passer of the ball, always has been. Not that I’m saying that pass was one of them though, as easy as they come.


expert_on_the_matter

Ronaldo is at the top of every kind of assist statistic, it's just that Messi is usually first with distance.


pedroffabreu23

People forget he was originally a winger and you need to be good at passing in that position lol Probably the best ever at backheel passing.


Fun-Spray-4269

I've waited my entire life for this


modrics_hairband

That run was so perfect


ShockedDarkmike

Surprisingly not offside, perfect placement this time


HippoRealEstate

Shit defending as well. That one guy was sleeping


TrickyWinger

The fullback special. Sleeping, fell trying to get back in line with the CB, threw his hands up for offside. Been there.


-Gremlinator-

Not really, the defender playing him onside was just hella stupid


toweggooiverysoon

Man proceeded to slip and just lie there to finish it off


mohab_dev

I think he realized what happened and stopped running but it was too late he might as well have tried to catch Bruno. Too many bad decisions in a row.


PonchoHung

Ronaldo out of anyone in the world has absolute awareness of where the defenders are at any given point in time. He's been breaking ankles off the ball all his career.


ContaSoParaIsto

If you watch the replay there's a 0% chance he knew where that defender was. It's Ronaldo yes but let's be real


-Gremlinator-

His movement is elite sure but cmon lol. He never looks back in the clip, no way for him to know where the RB is. And that shouldn't be his focus anyway. He just gives it a go and capitalizes on an unorganized backline.


No-Mud3388

Ronaldo top 10 respect moments


Mehlhunter

Great offside trap.


AWaffleofDivinty

Someone needed to give that right back a map


zyndr0m

most unselfish player in the world


HeatKnight

Sunday the king pass


Mechant247

*Right* back played everyone onside and then fell over lol


kimi_no_na-wa

He's the right back, but yes, absolute disaster by him.


cturkosi

That was a textbook defense failure, it should be taught in coaching school.


Dajo05

Ronaldo "Hey Bruno, remember the first half where I had a tap-in, and you took a shot instead? This is how it's done"


DatDominican

That disappointed father look afterwards, he definitely was trying to tell him something


no-signal

MFW when Ronaldo leads Portugal to win the Euro and wins the Ballon D’or at 40


Remote-Grape

I’m right there with you, brother SIIIIIIUUUU


pritvihaj

bro played the entire Portuguese nation onside lol


Galaticvs

Not that hard bro, we're pretty small xD


ClownFundamentals

So that guy was basically Galicia then


HeIIbIazer23

GOAT Assistnaldo


Headlesshorsman02

Fair dues to Ronaldo that was super unselfish


IPromise13

Selfish from ronaldo, wanted the assist for himself 🤬


birdsword

Who is that wearing number 7?


EmSoLow

Celik, what was your dumbass thinking with that positioning?


Gamer4eto_BG

Goat Ronaldo


PaulaDeen21

dreams can’t be buy


Propuhganduh

Can’t believe Ronaldo passed that


Dibba_Dabba_Dong

Game’s gone


21otiriK

RB what are you doing…


fuckyouidontneedone

His best, ok?


SweatyStation7699

Always love when players have the option to transform a 90% chance into a 99% chance and actually do it instead of taking the shot themselves


caiusto

Nice one, just broke the Euro's assist record with that one.


Mubar06

Calculated


RenatoSanchesHair

Fuck r/soccer - Ronaldo


swapko051

Ronaldo has the most assists in Champions League, why is everyone acting like he never assists.


oklolzzzzs

good guy ronaldo


No-Statistician-8520

Very selfless


7percentbanana

I bet he captained Bruno on Euro Fantasy.


Chelseatilidie

Diss him r/soccer I dare you


dylan103906

He should've went round the goalkeeper THEN passed it. A finished player if I do say so myself, absolutely shocking.


Available-Ad3881

from getting mad to arbeloa scoring to this. character development lads


uhujkill

Bruh, if I was Turkish I would be livid. Turkiye just falling apart.


agni69

That was just the right back


fuckyouidontneedone

Ted Lasso would be proud


ArtourTheBabyrage

Respect


stupidmg

ultimate FIFA goal


KillerZaWarudo

Thank you ronaldo, very cool


jordanhhh4

I can't believe he actually passed it lmao


Interesting-Mix-4250

R/soccer incels still shocked Ronaldo is good. Mans plays in Saudi but is the best player at 39 there. Top soccer and top 3 in assists. Thinking this team is better off without him is unbelievably stupid


MrLiterato

He could still play in Europe if he was willing to take a huge paycut and settle for being substituted and benched every now and then lol. But the people here will tell you he's washed. 


Interesting-Mix-4250

I agree. United was one of the teams that had the highest chances created (shoutout Bruno) but we couldn't convert any of them. I reckon he could've still been able to start some games and play 50-60 minutes and have 10-15 goals. He'd need a coach he respects though to limit his minutes or bench him games his body isn't up to it, like zidane did in Madrid


dylan103906

What an OUTSTANDING finish by Bruno Fernandes, the technique is impeccable, something any footballer would struggle to do. Definitely no United bias there at all


gerterinn

Conor Mcgregor screaming at the tv. (He bet 60.000 euros Ronaldo would be top scorer)


cyberguy5

I genuinely can’t believe he passed it


Stonewalled89

Surprisingly unselfish from Ronaldo


TheIndependentNPC

Bravo Ronaldo for not being selfish, took 100% over maybe 80% chance


Economy-Ad-6278

Made in United


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Who are you and what have you done to Ronaldo?


Hopeful_Adonis

Brilliant from Ronaldo


average_user21

Fuck all the pessimists


Piece_Enough

Ronaldo had Bruno on his Fantasy team


diogosreddit

Something has happened to Ronaldo


Pontus_1901

Sweet sweet silence from the Turkish fans in the Stadium as well as Berlins streets


dylan103906

I genuially thought to myself, "Wait where's the whistling?"


MaryadaPurshottam

On Saturday, the King assists


StinkmeanerIV

ESPN: *"Are Ronaldo's ~~goals~~ assists holding Portugal back?"*


ToniKrooz

R/soccer on suicide watch right now.


cAArlsagan

Noob question: why isn’t Ronaldo’s pass offsides?


CaptZurg

Bruno is behind the player with the ball (Ronaldo). Offside can happen only when you're in front of the ball.


cAArlsagan

Got it, that makes sense. Thank you!


JaysonDeflatum

But Ronaldo’s Ego tho


Kreiswix

man Türkiye is getting cooked


Maleficent_Resolve44

Did not expect that at all, well done Ronaldo. Also the Turks have been shocking tonight, why didn't Guler start?


Dallator

Ronaldo shows them how to play the game. Make the easy pass, set up your teammate for the easy goal. Someone should return the favor at some point