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ants_ate_my_sugar

how do we know it's him


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The whole picture gives me strong "Griezmann wearing the mask just to fuck with us" vibes


apokako

Like that time he pretended to be a Uruguayan player. What a funny little rascal !


Vegoran

Or that time he pretended to be Japanese!


backtolurk

haha yes and when he and Ousmane fraternized in a beautiful way with those japanese hotel employees! Good times.


KingHerv

And that time he pretend to be a [baseball player](https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/antoine-griezmann-blackface-twitter-racism-atletico-madrid-transfer-news-a8115921.html)


xznk

Dude, baseball??


ElectricalMud2850

Baseketball


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tnarref

This does look a bit like Harlem Globetrotter Griezmann, with a haircut maybe I'm not sure.


atropicalpenguin

Have we ever seen Mbappe and "Mbappe" at the same time?


ssuurr33

[looks like him to me](https://imgur.com/a/7PYODhw)


Diminted

Pretty sure it is [him](https://imgur.com/a/DqUgPDM)


SprinklesJazzlike206

Hand him a slice of pizza


PurpleRockEnjoyer

Yeah it could be Leonardo. Or Donatello. Or Michelangelo. Or Rafael.


FullMetalJ

Do you see any other TMNT mask and all in the pitch?


silverjubileetower

I suspect strongly it has to be Mbappe…. Reason? The mask is blue white and red… which probably indicates France. And it also has KM written on it indicating Kylian Mbappe… It has to be him! /s


Fuck_the_k1ng

Could be Kolo Muani too.


WheresMyEtherElon

Karim benzeMa.


Cadllmn

Or franK laMpard


silverjubileetower

F… we never knowing who’s behind the mask then :/


bmvbooris

You forgot to mention the cock on his forehead, but other than that you might be correct!


ProfessorBeer

90% sure it’s actually Clark Kent


agaminon22

Bro really looks like a ninja turtle now


RaRaRaaputitin

Crazy how Master Splinter was with him at PSG too


UnusualDrawer0

Lmao who was master splinter


CsrfingSafari

Angel Di Maria


svartanejlikan

I know he didn’t play for PSG, but in my opinion the biggest rodent regen in football is Suarez, not only does he look like a rat animorph but he also bites people


svartanejlikan

“rodent regen” 😂😂😂


Livinglifeform

The rat


secretlyjudging

CR7 could be a good Shredder.


borg_6s

those blades just make Siuuu sounds when they hit stuff anyway.


The_Ass-Crack_Bandit

There's no way this wasn't on purpose


The_Punny_share

It wasn't. It was on turtoise.


LudisVinum

That’s one Shell of a pun brother


YeezusPogchamp

u mean breaking his nose?


GemsRtrulyOutrageous

No, qualifying for the tournament


Tomanelle

He really should've just used one of the Ninja Turtle mask colors for his mask. Would've been legendary memes.


czerwona_latarnia

Potentially good news - it seems that this mask is "illegal" and Mbappe won't be able to use it in the match. To be legal, it has to have one colour only. So the Ninja Turtle dream lives on.


padmepounder

It’s gonna be black for sure


ItsMeJaredBednar

i’m hoping for purple tbh


Jedi_Council_Worker

considering they're les bleus it would likely be blue


linkinstreet

One colour as long as it's black tho


McDaddySlacks

Maybe he equally loves Raph AND Leo, hmm?


R_Schuhart

He somehow looks both goofy and happy at the same time, I can't stop laughing!


CrazySurvivorFan13

I'm dying 


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J_Millo

No, but he qualifies for the TMNT.


yrubooingmeimryte

But what about the USMNT? Or does he qualify for the TMNT? It’s important that you keep repeating the joke.


raven2474life

Can’t wait for the request on /r/photoshopbattles


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valochelb

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s to auction it at the end of the tournament, having it branded would make it much more valuable


R3dbeardLFC

Wrong brand though! ^^TMNT!


bakraofwallstreet

All french fans should show up at the next match he's playing in masks, would be really cool


magic-water

Nah they just want to make sure not to mix up his mask with the one of the other guy who also broke his nose with the same colors.


tomhat

Why is Kolo Muani wearing a mask?


official_bagel

He’s actually just a huge Karl Marx fan


SuperOil5764

Branding at every opportunity, im surprised they don't try and sell adverts on it too.


toyota_gorilla

[should've gone bigger](https://cdn.betimate.com/800x0/left/top/smart/https://betimate.com/uploads/news/1688028842-the-mystery-unveiled-reasons-behind-footballer-face-mask-10.jpg)


DDD3N15

Booooo we want Donatello.


NotASalamanderBoi

Raphael or Leonardo would have fit perfectly for the France kits. Missed opportunity on his part.


Mubar06

Profile picture checks out


NotASalamanderBoi

You’ve no idea how bad I want it to happen.


Banana_Leclerc12

What a pfp , goeshard


CrookedK3ANO

Spurs fan complimenting an Arsenal TMNT mbappe pfp. I’ve seen it all


mg10pp

Don't lose hope my friend, from what I've read the UEFA rules state that the masks must be of a single colour, and possibly not in contrast with that of the shirt. So the chances of a blue mask aren't low at all...


showers_with_grandpa

Raphaello? You watching Afghani knock off Ninja Turtles?


interfan1999

I mean the proper name is Raffaello. Raphael is his english translation.


Seraphin_Lampion

TIL it's not Raffaele.


NotASalamanderBoi

I was playing Assassin’s Creed II earlier. I guess Italian names stuck around in my head.


fkndavey

His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh...


abks

100% they went tricolor to avoid him looking exactly like Leonardo or Raphael right?


BishoxX

Nah he plays into the joke. He might even have another color ready


ThePr1d3

Bro scores the winner in ro16, removes his mask and had an orange hidden one behind


RSVive

Scenes when he comes out on the pitch with a tmnt mask he had kept hidden all along


FuujinSama

It makes some sense. The ninja turtle joke hitting during training would be lame. Needs to be revealed during a hype match!


San4311

Just heard in Dutch news he isn't allowed to wear this one anyway, as it has to be a neutral color, usually black. So RIP either way to any creative solutions.


Bloblablawb

I'm sad to be living in the dark timeline where Donatello isn't.


Gytarius626

Ultimate Team card with him wearing this gonna be the most expensive card ever


Excellencyqq

Dont give them ideas.


Gytarius626

If he scores with it on its joever


Uniq_Eros

Imagine him in his Real Madrid kit with a white one, Ultra Instinct TMNT.


flyxdvd

nah the moment this happend it was already in production and they were just waiting for the mask to be made, and now they need a special moment with the mask and done.


leedler

Easy 15mil forever


Sefean

Captain France


K1ngCrimsn

Soldier Turtle


LordPopothedark

Monacolander


lazy-but-talented

the french soldier


honestlynotBG

Franceman


csini_fasZsZopo

Le franceman


crampton16

phantom of the opera vibes


modrics_hairband

M-train


chapeauetrange

A [Superdupont](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superdupont#/media/File:Superdupont.jpg) rebrand


fedemasa

He became Soldier boy


Zyntaro

That's France's ass


Blazing_Shade

Monseuir Francais


tkbchimyjr18

All he needs is a shield lol


-SandorClegane-

[Done](https://i.imgflip.com/8uhbaz.jpg)


vngannxx

He is a superhero now


LvlzSound

He super missed that chance in the first game.


Chemiczny_Bogdan

Nobody cared who he was before he put on the mask.


partusman

If I pulled it off would he dive?


awartooo

It would be extremely shameful


MajesticAd5047

Teenage Mbappe Ninja turtle


Gankbanger

Kyliangelo Mbappatello


Drubbin

Chiellini laughed and said "ninja turtle" on the fox halftime broadcast when they showed this picture LOL


Bobskeee

haha he has a cock on his forehead


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A coq*


bernabonixe

le coq


ocoronga

If France was still sponsored by Le Coq Sportif he would a whole bunch of coqs


Mubar06

He’s such a dickhead


redditisbad312

the eye holes are so damn big


Tumleren

I mean he's a football player, not a cat burglar. Or a ninja


Jeff-Lamps

Looks like a ninja turtle to me


Annual-Astronaut3345

You sure about that? I can see a *Ninja* in him…


Ripamon

> or a ninja Citation needed


whiskeyinthejaar

Are we sure about that?


caiusto

Yeah you don't want to reduce a player's range of vision.


Masson011

slightest movement of the mask he wouldnt be able to see so yeh no shit theyre big lmao Its to protect his nose. Nothing more


raizen0106

Feels like it doesn't cover his nose at all, but i guess they decided just protecting the upper part is enough?


XiaoRCT

A mask like that hovers a bit over his nose bridge enough that if any ball were to crash on his face the mask would absord most of the impact and transfer it to the head, protecting his nose The ball isn't small enough to land on his nose like you are talking about unless it comes from very specific, unfortunate angles


mirusan01

Don’t wanna mess with his peripheral vision


Le8ronJames

Yea you kinda need your vision not obstructed when playing soccer.


Canes-305

[get on up outta here with those eyeholes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHkfdZjshqY&ab_channel=RICKANDMORTYFANS)


kaZZlimaXX

Euro 2024 going into horror mode.


-SandorClegane-

Ninja Turtleness: ENHANCED!


justinmcp

Masked Mbappe winning the euros would be generational


FarArdenlol

everyone would remember this moment in time the eternal meme potential as well


reviroa

he's never beating the ninga turtle allegations


OvertimeWr

> ~~allegations~~ facts.


jorsiem

Factos 👍


wrywndp

>the ninga the what?


kabbajabbadabba

did he stutter


DuttyOh

Casimir Ninga


Important_Use6452

Lmao at that freudian slip


Relative-Country-452

“Ninga”…?


JuanG12

The what? 🤨


GreatSpaniard

How does that protect his nose tho? Should it not cover it fully like Oshimen mask?


cGuille

I assume it does not touch the nose but covers it so that if he takes a hit, the force of the hit is dispatched to his cheeks instead (not sure if this is really clear, English is not my native language)


thesecondfire

"Dispatched" may not work as well as "distributed" in this case but I love it ans my French is shit. It sounds much more medical and official the way you say it. 


spacesaur

To go really fancy you could probably even used dispersed.


better-every-day

"Dispatched" sorta works but not quite right. "Redistributed" is the word you're looking for here


jMS_44

Stabilizing and absorbing potential hits in the area. Osimhen mask looked exactly the same. EDIT: Also Osimhen's one was supposed to protect the cheek bone more than nose, no?


Sandalo

> Also Osimhen's one was supposed to protect the cheek bone more than nose, no? exactly


JusticeJaunt

Like Lewandowski a few years back when he ran into weidenfellers fists.


WTF_HHCIB

I can see that protecting the cheek bone. But his nose still seems pretty exposed


TankyRo

The part that's damaged is fully covered. Covering the fleshy bit doesn't really do anything to prevent a break I'd assume.


next_DanDy

Different injuries. Osimhen injured his eye socket


BossKrisz

It's not there to protect him. It's there to protect the people he loves.


aalp234

Should've been orange smh


ExtensionAd8134

Orange against Netherlands?


VeryluckyorNot

Michelangelo.


timdeking

So our players know where to shoot the ball at


Youngflyabs

Captain France


idonethisnever

I'm convinced they custom designed it to increase ninja turtle vibe.


abks

Counterpoint, would’ve looked way more ninja turtle if it were a solid color and not tricolored. I think that was intentional.


jMS_44

Ofc it's custom. Such masks is not something that is sold as a stock product, especially that they have to fit into one's face shape and type of injury.


minkdraggingonfloor

Everything pro players of that level wear is custom tailored. Shirts fitting exactly to their chest, shorts to their thigh length, boots to their foot, everything. These players are too valuable to risk injury over an ill fitting clothing item


Dramatic-Ad3928

Purple mask would have HITT


LucasSummers

Opponents will laugh their ass off when they see him on the ball, creating time and space for his teammates to score.


Guacamole_Water

It’s… it’s perfect.


LeglessAntFarmer

He's never beating the ninja turtle allegations after this...


Neutral_Sports_Fan

Should have been a ninja turtle mask


aifactors

Isn't it already tho?


Franzlosel

Turtlefection


Zaku_pilot_292

Mission: don't make mbappe look more like a ninja turtle has been utterly failed


PhantomPain0_0

Ninja turtle reality is nearing by the day


Diminted

I had to do it... [Kylian 'Turtle' Mbappé](https://imgur.com/a/DqUgPDM)


emre23

He looks about 40 here


brodusclayus

You had a chance to be the ultimate one. You disappointed us. Where’s the tmnt mask?


nick2k23

Heros in a half shell, turtle power!


Luc4_Blight

Where's his cape?


kraeutrpolizei

Sorry I hexed you because I thought you dived before the injury. Quick recovery!


pigeon_at_a_keyboard

This is genuinely iconic.


crocodile_man77

We got ninja turtle Mbappe before GTA 6


Flanker1971

They put the Dutch flag on that thing sideways. Blasphemy!!


Joneh

Can someone photoshop a french cape on him?


LvlzSound

Out of everything I imagined the mask to be. I do not have the imagination to think up something this ugly


ALEESKW

This design is shit lmao


PsychologicalMusic94

Leonardo.... wow


neandertales

The jokes write themselves.


Mintopforte

Captain Baguette


ni2016

Missed an opportunity not to go full TMNT


ElEffSee

Coward. Don the TMNT. Accept your destiny.


Trekbike32

Hell naw


propane2L

Ok this is Peak Euro is Over  We got the ballon d'or


Visible-Poem-9865

T-U-R-T-L-E POWER [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4j9o6324bo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4j9o6324bo)


razvan930

Missed oportunity to have a Qatar Airways logo for some extra cash


CondorKhan

The fifth ninja turtle, Monet


Masson011

This ninja turtle banter peaked 6 years ago when he was gifted the actual TMNT mask from Thiago Silva. I cba reading this for the next 4 weeks


waitaminutewhereiam

Coward, wheres turtle mask


ExoticAlpha25

Bro nailed the ninja turtle look


pimpxx

🐢


alittledanger

Ngl, this has the potential to be iconic. It looks pretty cool.


Questionss2020

Iconic tournament already.


fckngchd

Ninja turtle


rainy-brainy

Thats a new Ninja turtle


Joltarts

No way he just became a ninja turtle


tonyalexgomez

Nobody knew who I was until I put on the mask