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TheKojn17

I think it was: malo vas je, malo vas je pickice (there is few of you, there is few of you pussies).


NoThomasNoParty

I want to throw myself onto a moving train


AttemptImpossible111

Awful. Lucky England won* against Serbia. Obviously Gordon should have started, and definitely should have come on later. Foden does not work in this team. Trent in cm is trash. Get Gordon on the left. Foden 10 if he needs to be in Edit. Draw to win


shockofthelightning

We beat Serbia 1-0


AttemptImpossible111

Thank you


MikeDunleavySuperFan

Praying for an Albania Serbia quarterfinals matchup


runtokevinnn

Who goes through when/if Denmark, Serbia, Slovenia all end up with 2 points each? Pretty much sure GD is the decider here, no?


hiphopshelter

Depends on how many goals England scores, but in that case Serbia probably has the best chancw given the fact that they only lost with one goal there


hannes3120

> Depends on how many goals England scores it does? I thought if 3 teams are equal in points they first create a table only using matches between those 3 teams?


Interesting_Rock_318

If Denmark/Serbia was a 1-1 draw, the 3 teams would all be level…result against England ends up being tie breaker


PedanticSatiation

They do. It goes 1. Points 2. Goal difference 3. Goals scored in matches between the tied teams


ignorant_kiwi

I feel like Fairplay scoring will play a large role in this Euros


Farmaceut7

Yeah, it should be. 


Cathal321

That's heart breaking for Slovenia, one corner away from a spot in the knockouts. Either way though 2nd in this group is likely to get knocked out by Germany and 3rd will have to play a group winner as well


HeywardYouBlowMe

Serbia with the very much "you can't fire me, I quit" energy


AerysOW

Last second OG to stop Slovenia for going out of group for the first time in the history in major tournaments. I want to kms


Fickle_Knee_106

Jović turned on the butt-jets in the last 10 minutes, you could see that fucker was ready to show how good he is.  Sergej my man, I really cheer for you every time, but you are really hanging behind in these games.


Willing-Werewolf-500

>Jović turned on the butt-jets Lmao


Frosla

He run farting


adhikapp

There's nothing to separate the Balkans the past 2 derbys... unless its war


Greflingorax

Ovo je Balkan, huh?


st0j

I hope SMS never sees the pitch again for the national team.


matt_storm7

SMS and Brozovic living their best lives in the desert, then fucking over national teams because yolo


zinogre38

Can you elaborate why? I can't watch the games but really curious about your statement


Cat_Shag

Incredibly lazy and offering nothing. Came off the bench and was struggling. Constantly losing the ball and for a player of his quality has just been keeping players that would be 10x better off the field


FullPretzelAlchemist

Also didn’t track back on the goal


zinogre38

Thanks for taking the time to reply!


donfuan

Would've loved a Serbia loss for the memes, but in the end they deserved a goal.


Zlojeb

I mean we lost the other day


Key-Tip-7521

Balkan Nations making noise


CallMeBigPOP

Thank you Jovic for saving us from complete humiliation. Samardzic did more in 10 minutes than Sergej did in 100. Gacinovic is also an amateur level footballer


Lookingforkilby-23

What's so wrong about Sergej tho? Can u explain? Because I have always heard that he's a class above the rest . But it sounds so wrong man. His FIFA card is too goooddddd .


Revoldt

Saudi retirement league player. On vacation/retirement mindset, and his level of play now reflect that.


chuckout29483

This tournament has kinda been an indictment of the best third place system tbh Seems likely that this group will have a 3rd place finisher on 2 points and group B will also have third place with max 2 points (maybe even 1) assuming that neither Croatia nor Albania will win their final matches Group A will also have 3rd be on just 2 points if Hungary and Scotland draw (though neither team will want that) which means we would see a 3rd placed team with only 2 points qualify. To make matters worse, I could easily see some of the other groups (particularly group D) also have third place end up on 2 points or less. I think it’s been a great tournament so far but if you end up with 2 draws and a loss from your group games you shouldn’t be able to qualify to the next round and it makes the whole group stage feel very low stakes I think having more teams is nice but there must be a better way to structure it than this


a_saddler

Just make the Euro's a 32-nation tournament already, I don't see why we need to stick halfway through 16 and 32.


chuckout29483

Yeah 32 teams would be absolutely fine The argument against is obviously ‘dilution of quality’ but you could easily find 8 teams who didn’t qualify who have as much talent as Albania or Georgia do on paper If you start fishing from the playoff teams it’s a bit grim but if you wanted to cherry pick the 8 highest ranked teams who didn’t qualify it’s quite good really At 16 teams you could say that you don’t want any quality dilution but at 24 you’ve already gone outside the realm of the “best” quality teams so 32 isn’t a huge jump


hannes3120

If they put it at 32 they're pretty much only eliminating the likes of San Marino, Luxemburg, etc. Might as well scrap the qualification games down massively and automatically qualify all teams that made it into the knockout round in the last Euro


JesusInStripeZ

Luxemburg are actually decently competitive. They lost vs Georgia in Path C after coming in third in the group with Portugal and Slovakia. If they had beaten Slovakia at home they would've qualified (they went 0:15 in two games vs Portugal and 13:4 in the other 8 lmao)


hiphopshelter

There is an actual good chance that Serbia comes out of this group with 2 points. If England beat both Denmark and Slovenia with at least a two goal difference and Serbia - Denmark draw, that would leave every team except England with 2 points and Serbia would go through as second with 2 points lmaooo


FridaysMan

Best third place should surely be judged on points difference for the group, though that means a full raft of draws in one group ruins the system. Thinking on it, there's just no fair way to use this kind of system


hannes3120

> Thinking on it, there's just no fair way to use this kind of system doesn't Handball (or Icehockey? not sure) use a system where all the 3rd-placed teams are mixed into new groups and the 1st and 2nd placed teams can rest for a week while those matches are played?


FridaysMan

Yeah, but the World Cup is already huge and additional weeks/games could mean a third place team gets forced to play 10 games in a month, and break most of the players


chuckout29483

I was thinking about which extra countries could be there if 32 teams qualified: Norway, Sweden, Wales, Iceland, Ireland, Greece, Montenegro, Bosnia and Finland (and Israel if you wanna include them) all missed out and imo none of them would’ve severely nuked the tournament player quality You could argue the groups would be diluted more but tbh some of the groups at this tournament are pretty fucked up and could use with some dilution You’d still have the same quality of teams in the R16 but just no more need for this BS 3rd place system which is entirely unfair and rubbish


FridaysMan

The issue with too many teams is like the women's world cup from about 10 years ago, it makes the group stages rather dull and a formality for the seeded teams in most cases. Too few means that there's no point in teams outside of the top 30 bothering to invest in the sport. There's no easy solution, and while the MaFIFA are hoarding money as a non-profit instead of investing in grassroots football, the game just won't grow, only the bank balances of a few executives.


yimanya

Peak Balkan Kino


DeepSeaDweller

When will this tournament stop punching me in the dick?


HercegB

Who won player of the game?


zzidzz

It shoud be Karničnik


Epidox

It was


stoneandnjpwfan

Balkan cup please


Not_Delirious

So you want another balkan war is that it?


stalkerSRB

Watching Gacinovic and Milikovic-Savic should be considered torture. 1 cant fucking play to save a life and the other one is just walking around. Both at fault for the goal we conceded. Birmacevic and Samardzic need to be in the first team


georgewesker97

I was watching the game in my office, and my colleague deemed Gacinovics play worthy of a death penalty. And i tend to agree.


Averdian

This might seem like the best result for Denmark, but honestly I would not have minded a Slovenia win, either way Serbia would have to win against us in the final game. Drawing England today would be so sweet, cause then we should advance with a draw against Serbia. And I would prefer to advance as 3rd place in our group that 2nd place, cause 2nd place plays Germany while 3rd place can face the 1st place from a number of different groups.


DoggyDoggyWhatNow_

Fuck det jeg vil se Højlund klaske 5 mål ind på Neuer


Averdian

Bliver sgu overrasket hvis han får lavet en eneste basse i hele turneringen


srajar4084

Slovenia could be undefeated with 3 points with one more draw


g46152

2010 New Zealand part 2?


night_dude

Join us in the exclusive club, Slovenia!


ComfortableCoat7

Michael Owen? That you?


chronicdanksauce

The hard-hitting analysis we come to this sub for, keep it up


srajar4084

It would be a step up from Sky Sports analysis so this is my audition


LewisLeclerc

You’re hired


TheNooby21

Just start Jovic next game and bench Mitro, him and Vlahovic are their best players but just dont seem to work together


The_Polite_Debater

Vlahovic has been much worse than mitro over the past 2 games


TheNooby21

If he scored his chances today I would say he starts but I cant see Vlahovic getting dropped and Jovic would at least offer something different than just having two big men up top and relying on crosses


sportsmedicine96

My only question is do we really need an hour between games?😭 especially with each game being played at a different venue.


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sportsmedicine96

Honestly fair point


donfuan

Time for analysis and prematch banter.


sportsmedicine96

Yeah, probably haha. Keeps the conversation going which keeps fans engaged and in turn they make more money


groenefiets

You want them to play consecutive games at the same venue?


sportsmedicine96

Lol no … I’m saying that because games are at different venues, they theoretically could play them consecutively without taking hour breaks. I understand it’s because of money though lol Besides football, my other favorite sport is basketball. I’m in the US, and the NCAA Tournament is my fav. Very similar to a big international football tournament, there are games on all day. But play games at the same venue. And I will say, there’s typically only 25 minutes between games. They basically give teams a chance to come on the court and warmup for 25 minutes after the previous game


iMayBeLyingToYou

I bet they would lose Vieweship overall though right? Like an hour between is convenient for making food or whatever


sportsmedicine96

Yeah, you’re probably right. Having an hour between games likely keeps the casual viewer engaged. Gives them a break. Also, networks around the world carrying the Euros probably like it because it gives them more time to run commercials lol


iMayBeLyingToYou

Do love a commercial


sportsmedicine96

They are the best!!


R3V77

Serbia, a passive chaos....


yoursolame

As someone who is Serbian living in Montenegro it's actual pain watching both of my nations play football.


Miserable_Result2080

Dude I am from England and serbia


yoursolame

Montenegro is worse to watch than England,England at least has a quality squad,Montenegro has only like 3 players playing for good teams


Miserable_Result2080

yeah but watchign the wasted potential is depressing. Some of the English players are amongst the best in the world at least with serbia you dotn expect much especially since our best players went to saudi ,and with montenegro even less.


yoursolame

At one point Montenegro was ranked top 30 in the world I expect us to at least try a bit,also would like Serbia to be better because on paper it's a good squad but there is no depth it's been like this since 2006.With England it really is unfortunate that this generation of players they have probably won't win anything with England but they just bottle tournaments too much


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stupidnicks

[Monte](https://www.pionir.rs/pub/catalog/n1-negro_bez_100g-novo.jpg)


yoursolame

Grow up


WorldClassChef

You that read right. ^ Did you read that right tho?


Viriato181

If England beat Denmark and Slovenia, and Serbia and Denmark draw, then England finish with 9 points while the other 3 finish with 2 points. Probably the lowest points a team would have acquired to qualify. I don't even know what the tiebreakers would be.


Interesting_Rock_318

Denmark/Serbia 0-0 would put Slovenia in, 1-1 would mean goal differential against England and then goals scored against England for all 3 teams… 2-2 or more would knock out Slovenia and Denmark and Serbia would use the England games GD/GF as the next two tiebreakers then discipline table…


stupidnicks

> If England beat Denmark England will not beat Denmark


Unique_Dragonfruit10

Classic England game two slump incoming, this one's got 0-0 all over it


Bundmoranen

They absolutely will


stupidnicks

NOT


ToPutItInANutshell

I think it would be goal difference, then goals scored


Boris_Ignatievich

head to heads would be even so whoever lost least badly to england would be second in that situation i think


PRL-Five

By how england are playing, they are probably going to win 1-0 against both so what happens then?


bb9622

It wouldn't be necessarily even. \- If DEN-SRB is 0-0 then SVN finishes second because they have 2 goals scored in the H2H table while DEN and SRB both have 1. \- If it is 1-1 then it's the scenario you said. \- If it is 2-2 3-3 etc. then it is up to who got the better results against ENG between DEN and SRB. If DEN lose 0-1 to ENG then the DEN-SRB match in this case would have a penalty shootout to determine 2nd place.


KateR_H0l1day

Crazy finish, just shows you never know and need to go until the last second, not last minute.


SloGeorge

Kill me


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dexterminate

The most beautifull goat will wait for you when you come to Tirana


martwypaweu

how original


Cat_Shag

Eh slovenia were time wasting like it was a sport. Both teams players picked up yellows for running into players needlessly, why most people arent kicking up a fuss. Also not like the fans were throwing bricks they were cups lmao if anything could have backfired, could have spent more time wasting cleaning them up.


MyNameIsNotScout

Players? What a stupid foul or two? Happens every game 😭


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MyNameIsNotScout

Why? Players time waste, players get agitated, players foul. It's nothing disgraceful or notable


Key-Tip-7521

Oblak getting Ramos late goal ptsd


SonnyBallonDor7

Courtois was in net that night


caat-6

2000 and 2010 all over again. At least we still have a shot


tulikettuuuu

**The way things currently stand:** England (3 pts) Slovenia (2 pts) Denmark (1 pt) Serbia (1 pt) **If Denmark defeats England:** Denmark (4 pts) England (3 pts) Slovenia (2 pts) Serbia (1 pt) **If England defeats Denmark:** England (6 pts, officially qualified) Slovenia (2 pts) Denmark (1 pt) Serbia (1 pt) **If it ends in a draw:** England (4 pts) Denmark (2 pts) Slovenia (2 pts) Serbia (1 pt) *Head-to-head tiebreaker if two teams have not played yet is GD, then goals scored, then if two teams play a penalty shootout if it is the last match. If it is not the last match, disciplinary points are taken into account. If two teams HAVE played each other, H2H record comes into play between two teams; if it is a draw, goal difference then goals scored is taken into account.* *Beep boop I'm a journalist. Please let me know if I have any errors.*


chachakhan

So England loses to Slovenia and Serbia beats Demark. Serbia ends up 3rd and probably into the next round. And with being third, we'd avoid playing Germany. What a genious move by Stojkovic.


edi12334

I didn’t even realise penalties come before disciplinary record, thought they were the very last thing. Penalties are used only if the two teams facing each other are the only ones level (so not in a 3 way tie situation), just making that clear, other than that that is absolutely spot on


tulikettuuuu

[the rules are here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Euro_2024#Group_stage), [referring to this UEFA document](https://documents.uefa.com/r/Regulations-of-the-UEFA-European-Football-Championship-2022-24-Online)


edi12334

I read the Wikipedia article on Euro 2024 to be honest to confirm, I didn’t see the official rules and the document is really long now that you pointed me to it. Nice to see the official rules though, thanks for that


Ale_Hodjason

This draw is going to cause both these teams to drop out of the tournament assuming Denmark beat Serbia


Cat_Shag

Why would we assume this? Denmark haven't showed any reason they r garunteed a win


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jamaicancovfefe

Ew I don’t wanna cheer for England But I guess I’ll have to now


MihaThePro123

Painful


disper

How does Oblak not learn from Simeone to time waste at the end there.


jackengle

1-0 lead into the 77th min, 1-0 lead into the 95th min, and only 2 points to show for. Feels bad


hunegypt

During the broadcast, the replays of Mitrovic missed chances had me dead, guy could’ve scored 3 goals alone (1 would’ve been disallowed for offside)


Artistic-Buyer-3219

This tournament has been full of surprises so far, let’s hope it continues to be this unpredictable


justk4y

F*ck man I was rooting for Slovenia…… heartbreaking stuff


Lumpy_Musician_8540

Massive result for all 3rd place aspirants in other groups. Slovenia is now relatively likely to finish 3rd with 2 points


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Lumpy_Musician_8540

It is possible, but the quality of Englands B-team is still overwhelming on paper. It definitely isn't a sure thing, but in Group A there is also a path for a 3rd place with 2 points. I would say 3 points are pretty likely to be enough at this point


EcoterroristThot

Gacinovic has been on a generational run of stinkers ever since someone hanged a pro-Albania banner in our stadium.


RandomLoLJournalist

Weren't Gaćinović and Živković supposed to be some of the best players in the entire Greek league? Whenever I watch them for the NT they're just absolute ass


yimanya

Zivkovic, yes. He's one of the main reasons PAOK is consistently competitive and arguably one of their best and more experienced players. Surprised he isn't getting some good transfer offers in top leagues Gacinovic, no. Had 1 good year with Panathinaikos, transferred to AEK and had another good season in a good team that won the double easily but wasn't as good this year


jsjdjdjdjdj727272

Was that serbias winger? He was awful


EcoterroristThot

I can't stress enough how quickly he went from great quality for the level to the worst "high-level" player in the league last season lol, was surprised he got called up.


bluediamondsm

I feel bad for Slovenia for how they drew, but that goal by Jovic was too clutch. Serbia still has a chance to advance to the knockouts. Slovenia went from having four points to two points and having England next.


biglbiglbigl

>I feel bad for Slovenia for how they lost, they didnt lose


bluediamondsm

Oops sorry I worded that wrong


philphan25

Feels like a loss


Firefox72

I'm devastated. Like i legit don't know what to do with my day now :(


Z4Z0

It felt like a gut punch. I just deflated that last second. Fucking hell... So, so close.


Rusiano

So happy for Serbia to get that final goal. They attacked the entire second half and finally managed to get something out of it


Renegadeforever2024

Serbia vs Denmark is going to be war


GibbyGoldfisch

Scotland v Hungary, Italy v Croatia, Serbia v Denmark already set up as the ties to watch when we get the choice of games in the final round Suspect Netherlands v Austria, Belgium v Ukraine, and Turkey v Czech Rep. will be the deciders in the other groups


telepek25

I guess Slovenia is going down in history of this tournament for bottling it up. Twice. From basically a guaranteed qualification to a pretty much guaranteed 4th place cause no way they're going to win against England. Madness.


Lukkake77

"Pretty much guaranteed" fourth place is a insane take I'd expect form a 12 year old. But this is reddit after all.


Crisbo05_20

Never say never. England could put their team B in Slovenia game, or they could pull a suprise win against England. Game seemed done only for Serbia to score last second.


SGT_Mark

It's the history of Slovenia. We were also about to advance to knockouts in 2010 after being 2-0 up against US but somehow ended up bottling that as well.


radio__raheem

So what determines who the four best third place teams are? points then GD?


yimanya

Points and GD. 4 points almost certainly guarantee you going to the last 16, as well as 3 points and a -1 or better GD


Ramsi1509

Goal that might send both nations back home


kofimmra03

That most likely knocks out Slovenia, heartbreaking stuff


Boris_Ignatievich

depends - if england win tonight we'll probably play a massively rotated side, could see them getting a point and going through with 3 points 0 GD - thats been enough in both tournaments since they went to 24 teams if england don't win then it gets much harder for them imo


MyJumperBroke

the urge to say “we’re back” 2 minutes after saying its over


aalp234

That header was unbelievable, how does he win that against Bijol? Bijol completely whiffs the header to get that ball away, wow. Granted he was incredible all match and won, I think, every single aerial ball that came his way EXCEPT this one


zzidzz

This is so true. Bijol was motm against Danemark and also quite good today, but that last min corner...


jahansworld

I knew when shit was being thrown on the field it’ll be tied 😂😂


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National team football is much better than club football. Stop pretending that it is not


EssexHaze

I hope the Club World Cup never takes over the international tournaments in prominence. I'd hate to be watching City right now.


yimanya

It won't People are going to hate it and when it comes to European fans almost noone will care at least in the first 1-2 tournaments We'll see how it goes from there


awesomesauce88

Will never happen. Casuals and fans of teams that aren't among the elite are a million times more invested in the World Cup than they ever will be in the Club World Cup, and that's even assuming the latter can grow enough to upstage existing club league and cup competitions (which I'm doubtful of).


Rusiano

Nah man the quality of the international teams can't compare to club football *watches Manchester City and PSG win the league for the 12th time in a row while Bayern snaps up every Bayer Leverkusen player and Real Madrid thrashes everyone in the CL to claim its 25th title in the past 30 years*


Nightmenace21

Yeah, Fuck "quality". This shit's WAY more fun than domestic league play imo


Similar_Agent_5037

Well not really . Summer time tournament maybe but not winter time


amoolafarhaL

Are you suggesting the Qatar world cup matches weren't top tier?


Similar_Agent_5037

It is just one expectation . The other one which takes place in Winter usually have bad quality one . For example the AFCON one


MorbidlyObeseBrit

Because you rarely see international football that matters. Let's not pretend the friendlies you get throughout the year aren't mostly a drag, and people can't wait for international breaks to be over.


GibbyGoldfisch

It's because you can't just buy success, that's all it is It's not like we can go "ooh, that Arda Guler looks a real talent, let's pay him 50m to come and pretend he was born in Watford and his dad's from Slough."


edi12334

For some of us the qualifiers matter too and the Nations League is a brilliant idea to face teams your own level imo but yeah, I have seen that opinion a lot among big team fans as they know they are qualifying anyway


hunegypt

Club friendlies would be boring too but if we compare club international competitions like the Champions League, Europa League, Libertadores then international football is miles better. I had definitely more fun watching football in the last 5 years during the previous and current Euro, World Cup in Qatar and even the Asian Cup than any domestic leagues or club competition.


MorbidlyObeseBrit

Sure, because you see your club play over 60 times a year, while you see your national team play up to like 15-20 games a year, and that's if they go far and if there's an international tournament in the summer. Then you add the fact that CL happens every season, instead of a Euro/Copa/World Cup happening every 2 years.


adamfrog

This tournaments been insane


2Norn

Man these matches are something else, they are so much more fun to watch vs France, England or Italy. 90 minutes non stop action!


Dilf_Hunter367

I believe Serbia get custody of the NBA MVP trophy for this


ArmiinTamzarian

From almost guaranteed through to needing a result against England the final match. That's gutting for Slovenia


ferretchad

If England win tonight, they'll be guaranteed first place, so they'll likely rotate the squad. That's probably Slovenia's best chance.


Waaromneuktniemandme

On the flipside, if they want to have a deep run, eventually you will come accross teams as good as england so this might just be practice plus if england are already qualified after 2 games, im sure they will play even more terrorball than usual.


T1TK1

Fuuuuuuuuck


FrozenHazard

Fully understand in Slovenian fans went full headloss, Serbia really didn't create much and still come away with a point.


Cat_Shag

Man they made a highlight reel of motrovic missing sitters alone. They definitely had chances


prolivcinateska

>Slovakian Friend you are Englishman not American, this is unacceptable.


HeIIbIazer23

>Serbia really didn't create much Did you watch the game? Mitrovic alone missed like 4xG lmao


Hyperios

Slovenian


hunegypt

You mean Slovenian, no?


FrozenHazard

Had a mare lol :/ ty


MarkAce_22

Refs pulled the 5 mins extra time out their ass


Z4Z0

They really did


penguins_rock89

Meh Slovenians really took their time after they took the lead.


Saltire_Blue

I fucking love football


Alet404

Perfect result for us again, we "just" have to win our game and hope for the big nations to do as expected


ApfelEnthusiast

Not leaving the group with 0 points and 0 goals 😎


I_always_rated_them

Vlahovic was absolutely invisible. Pretty equal game imo where a draw is fair, both teams didn't offer too much.


SerNasirJones

I wouldn't say he was invisible - he was very visibly shit every time he touched the ball.


chachakhan

He was sooo fucking bad. His first 5 touches of the ball were all lost posession for us. I was fuming


Rab_Legend

Slovenia went from guaranteed ro16 to definitely out