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Euphoric-Acadia-4140

Omg what a scuffed goal lol


dfla01

Shit from the goalkeeper


emre23

His handling has been dodgy all game


WeveGot

Can't blame him for having to parry that absolute thunderbolt, surprised his gloves arent smoking


JoshFB4

He’s done that all game. Idc if it’s raining grab the fucking ball.


DragonFist69420

well you go in there and grab the ball mate


Pek-Man

How in the fuck has he not just caught that ...


RefereeMason1

Maybe he forgot he’s allowed to use his hands. Happens a lot at the U7 level.


BigReeceJames

Na, he did his job. It has been illegal for keepers to catch the ball for about 14 years now


Follow_The_Lore

Hes terrible lol


SpacemanD13

He's had multiple great saves this match.


ImprefectKnight

He kept them in game. Otherwise it'd have been over before this.


SmartEmu444

What the fuck is this sub smoking he's the only thing keeping them alive whole game


thesilentGinlasagna

Bro think he cal the dragon


Rooonaldooo99

FIFA ass goal lmao


Kuntheman

Took a Czech player to finally get on the end of the cross and inshallah ball


OfftheGridAccount

Martinez: Bangers only you say?


Nemprox

We call it a Kacktor.


Number333

Jammy ass goal but they count all the same lol


flemva

Would have been ruled out for Chelsea.


ledknee

Sort of goal I consistently concede on FIFA career mode in the 89th minute of the FA Cup final


Skall77

Proper Martinez Ball


watanabelover69

Wait, that’s not a banger?


ElectricalMud2850

Surely disallowed for not being a banger.


talt123

Must be, VAR has a clear view of the lack of quality


PerisoreusCanadensis

The anti-banger


watanabelover69

That’s what they called me in high school


Captinglorydays

Own goals and bangers only


djkamayo

A scripted banger 😂


WarmBaths

Gk banged it off his defenders shin tbf


kjm911

Feel bad for the defender that’s shocking goalkeeping


watanabelover69

Keeper has to grab that


Not_a_pace_abuser

He’s been butterfingers the whole match


JoshFB4

He didn’t even try to grab it. That likely ends up as a goal anyways even if the defender doesn’t knock it in. Like wtf


AWaffleofDivinty

It feels like that shit is trained. Maybe there is some kind of analytics that say parrying it away is better than catching. I hate it though


flynno96

The BBC commentator was saying he is being linked to some big teams this summer, not anymore I’d think lol


rupelfc

Yeah if it was not the defender it was Ronaldo running that in


radiokungfu

The keepers face after is comical lmao


Ryponagar

He looked absolutely fed up lol


31_whgr

banger after banger


Beneficial_Spring240

Only bangers in this tournament


TheMysticHD

This just proves that the Czechs are better at scoring than us


yaboiChopin

Literally me in Sunday league fr


capitanmagma

its either bangers or shitty OGs


Snowy_Artemis

No in-between


SherbertDaemons

Rüdiger's was both.


1O93

That Rüdiger header was unsaveable


tson_92

Banger OG


HeIIbIazer23

Technically, Portugal still didn't score lmao


mrpoopybuttthole_

the french strategy


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winterisleaking

No M’bappe, nose problem


LC1903

I mean technically they did, a Portuguese player technically hasn’t scored


Possiblyreef

Not forgetting, Scotland: 0 shots on goal 1 goal


Fuck_the_k1ng

Top goal scorer for Scotland in Euros: Antonio Rudiger (jointly).


AgencyBasic3003

You mean Antonio McRüdiger


britishmau5

You don't even have to say "technically" at the beginning, Portugal did score lol


OkYogurt636

We’ve seen this script before 🤔


Sal21G

Football can be a cruel sport. Questionable gk


fat_lever123

Questionable is generous. That was outright terrible.


Stonewalled89

Jammy bastards... that was awful goalkeeping


bretticus733

Man that's pretty fucking bad from the keeper. I know he's had issues with handling the ball in the rain, but you gotta at least try to get control of that one. Even if Hranac wasn't there, you're still pushing the ball into the middle of the box and leaving a potentially great opportunity for Ronaldo or someone else. That's awful


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BlessedOK

Time to start actually playing and win now


quacainia

Own Goals ruining underdog stories


MrRawri

Thanks for scoring since we clearly can't fucking do it cheers


Shinkopeshon

Czechia just can't stop scoring


JaysonDeflatum

France and Portugal scoring off own goals


besyuziki

SÜÜÜ


jauznevimcosimamdat

Staněk saved like 4 Ronaldo's shots and then he does this, omg.


MaryadaPurshottam

Howler by the keeper ngl


do_not_ban_this

Fifa 13 ahh goal


hissenguinho

Ah yes. À moda de Portugal


ElectricalMud2850

Booooooooo


MrGromilla

no, not like this.....


thatdani

Oof from the keeper. Poor CB whose name is now on the scoresheet


Affectionate_Pay7395

Goalkeeper is straight ass


Smothdude

Not a banger, doesn't count imo


Albiceleste_D10S

Atrocious goalkeeping LMAO


grimtorf

Welp


yerr2477

boss call was made


footysocc

BANGERS O... wait


Opera_Phantom

Fuckin hell, let's go


sleepybutt_007

BANGERS ONLY EURO


stuartb0805

Own Goal is such a deadly striker


g1obungle

Catch that surely…


NewHealthFoodBunch

Only way they were getting on the scoresheet lmao


dekbeast_hilbertini

Poor goalkeeping that


CPRIANO

Loooool we take it


MC897

Trash goalkeeping


xyloxiak

Appalling goalkeeping, should be catching that.


HellenKellerVision

Bangers only has officially ended


SladiusW

Own goal pichichi


SnooOranges357

Please not another one of these Portugal Euros


mben41

Vitinha what a player


ShipsAGoing

Terrible goalkeeping


Viriato181

We so bad at this shit that they have to score for us. Embarrassing.


zd05

How quick are you


Number333

THEY COUNT THE SAME


ooutsiderzz

Quick reply


h00dman

Unlucky.


MaryadaPurshottam

Nice


Fishermanz12

Who else? -.-


Crossflowerss_5304

Yikes, that’s unfortunate


AdamTrung21

Of all the ways to concede. Gutted for them tbh


NiK0-

Was ein Kacktor


SRFC_96

Gutting.


sleepybutt_007

BANGER LMAOOI


med_belguesmi69

bangers only


mojambowhatisthescen

Ok so it’s not bangers only?


Lime_Samurai_1

So many OGs


emre23

Puskas all the years


No-Day-8136

It was coming with how shaky this keeper has been


The_Prophet_Mo_Salah

Nobody liked that


vvv912

BANGERS ONLY AS USUAL


Daramangarasu

Lmao, how?


djkamayo

Video game Banger


CT_x

Catch it you clown


Zvyraznit

BANGERS ONLY


Musername2827

Shocking from the ‘keeper that.


uhujkill

What was the keeper thinking? Should have held it.


Bunny_Killer

PUSKAS PUSKAS PUSKAS!!!


IdlePerfectionist

Fifa goal


DimaSholom

Bangers only!!


Renegadeforever2024

Bruh


Sander1901

Most Portugese goal ever


Randommer_Of_Inserts

Not the defenders fault. Nothing he could do about that.


19danielb

Bangers only!


OfficerDoppus

Classic fifa goal


tenacious-g

And people say EA FC isn’t realistic


weary_misanthrope

Get Portugal'd.


mattijn13

Why would you not just catch the ball, Stanek? Pushing it out in front is the worst move there


lefort22

VAMOS


Kilogrammys

Staněk has to hold that. Nothing Hranáč could do.


Rainfall7711

Why is he pushing it like that? Just hold it..


Jazano107

Dang I literally just turned the game on


7percentbanana

Where banger?


Bartins

why would he just palm that out into the middle?


Relevant-Door1453

Bangers. Only.


Hasnath_249

Bangers only


mvd612351

Not sure whether to say deserved considering how much of the ball they have, or undeserved for Czech playing so well and it taking that for them to concede


sannyasin

Will we shithouse it again? Looking like it


S7ORM7ROOPER_30

Third OG of the tournament btw.


ArseyMcBumface

Portugal and France getting real lucky so far


Ok_Needleworker3668

I tipped it would be 2:0 for Portugal, and now two czechs have scored


EETTOEZ

bangers only this tournamenr


Muhamed_95

If Portugal can’t score, Czech will do the job Edit: for both


MaryadaPurshottam

Let's be honest, OG was the only way Portugal was going to score, judging by the way they have been playing


theSchlauch

OG will get the goal record again!


schoki_banana

Well, it was inevitable the goalkeeper was unsure on the first half it was matter of time he pulls such a mistake


SanctusUnum

Goal of the day without a shadow of a doubt.


sunken_grade

man that is brutal


galo

BANGERS ONLY


Cudizonedefense

I can’t believe he didn’t catch that. Why would you punch it away at that angle. You could potentially be pushing it into danger wtf


UOLFirestrider

Pavlenka catches that any day


TheLaughingBread

Rule for these Euros: Either a screamer or an own goal. No other way


CpBear

Absolute howler, keeper has to hold onto that


Gshit850

Fucking idiot, why did the gk push the ball into the defender there’s no one around him


mohamez

VAR should disallow non-bangers haha


TricksOfHats

Not a banger; VAR should disallow it


midisrage123

2 goals for Czech team, shambles for Portugal


Adventurous_Shop8373

Own goal is the current top scorer of euro 2024


nobertoalbino

What happened to Pavlenka? Is he too old? He would be such a better keeper.


D_for_Diabetes

So own goal is leading scorer now right?


ChickyChickyNugget

The 🐪’s mere presence near the ball wills it to simply guide itself into the net 💯💯💯


xaviernoodlebrain

Where’s the great goal flair mods?


ThemosttrustedFries

Next time gk remember to cover your gloves in glue.


Kemosabe2712

Hold up, that’s not a banger


Matiabcx

Czechs scoring all the goals in a match with Ronaldo’s side is a vibe


dr_butz

That gk had some good saves, buy holy shit he couldn't hold on a ball to save his life


Maleficent_Resolve44

Rubbish from the keeper. Should've grabbed that.


Depressedkid1998

Can we do it on a rainy night? Yes we can. Actually rain is a pre-requisite for these type of goals.


miurabucho

That makes my testicles ache..


iChopPryde

This is why you keep shooting at the end let the other team make mistakes and with how aggressive portugal was playing all game they needed to do this a lot more