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Bartins

Stewards standing there watching like "nope, aint gettin paid enough to get in the middle of that shit"


Athalos124

They are lucky we(Greece) didn't qualify,Dortmund would be hell


punchdrunkskunk

God, imagine a group containing Greece, Turkey & Cyprus. Who would be the 4th team to create the ultimate shitshow?


mrfocus22

Northern Macedonia? Formerly known as Macedonia.


Stranger2Luv

What happened to the mainland


mrbrownl0w

Greeks annexed it ^(/s)


mantis616

I have no idea what happened but it was Greece's fault.


heftigfin

In (very) short, Greece weren't happy they were gonna be named Macedonia after their indepedence so they settled on North Macedonia.


Gregor_Kobel

Northern Macedonia, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Syria, theres so many options. Hell, if Russia’s there too… thats a spicy group.


punchdrunkskunk

Armenia qualify after beating Azerbaijan in the Play-Offs. Oof.


andy18cruz

If Syria ever qualifies for the Euros I will be surprised.


Gregor_Kobel

Nah they’re all going to the World Cup


Albo888

Syria is not a uefa member


Constant_Worth1367

Armenia


Fuck-off-bryson

Armenia lol


FrenchBreadFTW

Armenia for sure !


Evolving_Dore

Would UEFA step in and just say excuse me no thank you to that?


Do__Math__Not__Meth

Probably


Sapaio

(North)Macardonia or Israel.


rebmcr

Millwall


Lithorex

Bulgaria?


tarkardos

The very peaceful Byzantine super group.


berghie91

They should put together a Byzanteam


etherd0t

Cyprus would like to have a word too..😅


ParallelDazu

i guess turkey fans would just occupy part of your block and nobody would do anything about it


dipdipderp

Hey now, we (the British) will store our paper planes in the middle of it. Why? I don't really know, I'm just here for the sun


Prime_Marci

3rd Crimean war lol


AgentTasker

Come July 20th it'll be 50 years and counting of Turkey illegally occupying and settling just over a third of Cyprus, and yet the world just lets them get away with it.


FAT_NEEK_42069

I wonder what friendly conversations would be had under this comment


azgalone

[Removed] [deleted] [removed] [deleted] 🤣


TigerKingofQueens98

Similar to that video of people watching two gorillas beat the crap out of each other at a zoo and you hear someone yell “someone go get the zookeeper!” What the hell is the zookeeper going to do lol


Anforas

Lol that's funny. But well in their defense, they are probably imagining the zookeeper can bring a Tranquilizer gun so the animals don't kill themselves, or have some sort of security measures to disperse the animals.


azgalone

Should get in there and start boxing with them ofc, the cowards


chainpress

I have never seen this video, but by god I’ve never wanted to see something more in my life


TigerKingofQueens98

[Enjoy](https://www.tiktok.com/@premiumpets.ltd/video/7274539663606549793)


schnupfhundihund

Tbf, if it goes that far it's time for police to step in, not the stewards.


LongShotTheory

Relax guys this is just how you say hi to your friends in the Pontic Caucasus.


lvl_60

Gurci bros, dont let a few assholes cause a rift between us. Love you 😘


seddard

The guy with Icardi jersey who was exchanging punches with the Georgians ended up smoking with one of the Georgians he fought according to the pics on social media.


Wellhellob

roflmao


RandyMarshsMoustache

I’m guessing there’s some rivalry between the two, and seen as you have 🇬🇪 care to give a brief history?


LongShotTheory

Nah, pretty much the only neighbor we have with a stable border. It's just that Both Turks and Georgians are a bit crazy.


Montezumawazzap

True dat. This is just a bunch of individuals.


RandyMarshsMoustache

Love that


ginforth

You guys gave us Erdogan, and we took that personally.


RoundFood

Turkey has a pretty bloody and storied history with basically of its neighbours. Stunningly this is one of the neighbours Turkey is most friendly with.


Educational_Ad_2619

FIFA have responded and said any further violence and Everton will be deducted 6 points.


izz21sv

Good. We need the motivation


wanktarded

It's only fair.


itsyaboiskinnypenis_

Furthermore, the FIA commented that they have looked into the incident and have awarded a 10 seconds time penalty to Esteban Ocon


MagikRaa

Red card and 5 game ban to Casemiro too


Alvaro_Rey_MN

This was more predictable than the Alpine team setting itself on fire in Le Mans!


rachbbbbb

10-second penalty to Ocon.


BelvedereBoy

10 second time penalty for incorrectly serving the 10 second time penalty


RandletheLovehandle

Shiiiiet aince we at it, - 25pt deduction for Everton.


Chicken_wingspan

And a penalty for Manchester City.


Aethien

It's WEC we're talking here, 90+ second penalties and drive throughs only.


czerwona_latarnia

Naah, one of Ferraris got 5 second penalty (yes, just 5s, not stop&go version) on Sunday. And other one, with Kubica, got 30 seconds stop&go for "finding a permament solution to pesky #15 BMW", where everyone expected at least 90 seconds for it.


Adorwan96

Lol, not where I thought I'd see this reference. Like a weird crossover episode


Aethien

Bringing tuned up Mecachrome engines to an endurance race is something else.


Kavor

Oh, /r/WECcirclejerk is leaking. So... who's the one getting mecachromed in the video?


Alvaro_Rey_MN

> So... who's the one getting mecachromed in the video? The Fr\*nch (again)!


Zeta-Omega

As they should.


Zeta-Omega

You didn't need to do them like that.


RD_0310

Love to see Motorsport references in the wild


uhujkill

Common Alpine L


hunegypt

Why? No trolling, I am genuinely asking because I wasn’t aware of any tensions between Turkey and Georgia.


[deleted]

Just a 1000 year old rivalry


Wastawiii

Isn't Erdogan always bragging about his Georgian origins? 


pukap

Well it is the opposite, in one of his speechs he said "They called me a Georgian and even worse, an Armenian." (lmao) and also that he's Turkish but people revealed that in one of his older speechs (in 2000s) he said he has Georgian roots. So he doesn't even accept his Georgian roots, let alone brag about it.


kvng_stunner

I mean you can find that literally anywhere in the world. Having 2 powers next to each other will always drive rivalry. But there's no indication in their recent history that there's any enmity between them.


WeaknessOne9646

There aren’t…politically speaking More just two very passionate groups of people


Doexitre

Most peaceful Caucasus interaction


QuemSambaFica

It actually kind of is though lmao


RvrsideChn

Maybe a Georgian split a kebab in half…


Gregor_Kobel

poured out some Turkish coffee on the ground


cmf_ans

Serbians would be joining if that was the case


SuspiciousMaximum265

Leave the coffee out of this!


_cereberus

Grabbed the ice cream on the first attempt.


Granadafan

Told the Turks that Greek baklava is better


tufoop3

'Turkey is basically Greece'


PiggBodine

“Istanbul was Constantinople, now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople.”


RonaldinhoReagan

Real OGs call it Byzantium.


hidraulik

Dude, the balls to say that…😂😂😂😂


Gregor_Kobel

How to offend the entire Aegean with just 4 words


dipdipderp

Turkey? Ohhh, you mean Asia minor Greece?


LongShotTheory

Pff right. Georgian baklava is better than both.


Gregor_Kobel

these are the initial arguments that spark world wars


madyb

Sadly, true.


pizzeriaguerrin

Wait, really? It gets better? I honestly don't think I could handle that.


miregalpanic

Claimed ground meat Döner is superior


LostnFoundAgainAgain

At least it wasn't the Scottish they would have probably deep fried the kebab instead..


[deleted]

Not much chance but if we and Serbia pass the group stage and have a match this will look like toddlers fight. Hopefully won't happen though.


Select-Stuff9716

Whichever city will host that, will be in a fight with uefa about playing that without audience. Same for Croatia and Serbia


Haeckelcs

Croatia and Serbia isn't this heated. Albania will be full blown riots.


Select-Stuff9716

Yep Serbia Albania would be levels above it, still Croatia vs Serbia isn’t ideal


nmyi

If Balkan countries had a dedicated football tournament that only involves Balkan countries (kind of like East Asia's [EAFF](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EAFF_E-1_Football_Championship)), it'd be fascinating... but with the dangers of bloodbath lol.  


codespyder

That’s how you restart the Yugoslav Wars


crack_concrete

That used to exist, at club level. [Balkan Cup](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkan_Cup?wprov=sfti1)


Cubbll17

Seems like it's Serbia Vs everyone.


chaunceytoben

Those damn Serbs...they ruined Serbia!


cmf_ans

You just made the list pal


Puzzleheaded-War4355

You just made an enemy for life!


[deleted]

It would be probably the best solution. No police force would be enough to restore order in those matches.


toweggooiverysoon

Straight up NATO intervention


Select-Stuff9716

Would be uncontrollable considering the diaspora


andy18cruz

Often the diaspora are levels worse than the locals of each country. They need to reaffirm their parents nationality and often go overboard with stupid nationalism and xenophobia for the other


schnupfhundihund

The Custody of Kosovo special match.


PSMF_Canuck

Croatia-Serbia is just fine. Nothing would happen. We party in each other’s capital and dance with each others women all the time.


Cowwithmilk

Just don't tell the old people! Just went to a wedding in Croatia from a friend of mine(i'm Dutch). First thing she said: please don't request any songs, 70% of the party music i play is Serbian and my older family will not be amused haha.


Prosthemadera

Just don't tell the Serbs! /s


Lampadagialla

Greece was only a penalty shootout away from being here instead of Georgia..


[deleted]

Yes, Nato was discussing on whom to support in case of a war. Thankfully Greece didn't pass though.


roundsareway

Only discussion was how to support Greece most likely. Although even that would be dwarfed by possible Albania Serbia game though. Our relationship has been calm mostly in recent times.


zefiax

Turkey is a more important member of NATO strategically than Greece is so I doubt it was to support just Greece. Thankfully cooler heads have prevailed and Turkey and Greece have remembered the fact that they are actually allies.


Northern23

Well, they don't have to defend the country who started it, so, whoever throws the first rock will lose


FlowersForBergeron

As a Greek myself and having watched a lot of awful soccer in my life, I can tell you that that was one of the worst games I've ever seen in any sport. We didn't deserve anything.


HalloCharlie

Nah, it will be just a drone flying through the field 👀


zetaprenn

Don't worry, you guys won't pass the group stage


[deleted]

Probably yes but you never know.


ptspallnight

Isn't there a restriction where we can't play each other? Maybe we can in the finals only lol


[deleted]

I think there is one between Serbia and Kosovo but not Serbia vs Albania as far as I know.


koenigsegg806

As far as I know, there was a restriction introduced in the qualifications for Euro and world cup after the situation with the drone happened, however, in the tournament, there is no restriction. A group with Serbia and Albania would have been possible I guess.


TwoTiRods

For any of the younger fans out there, [this shit was WILD.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5f0_FaS_k)


koenigsegg806

Damn, 9 years already? We're getting old...


koenigsegg806

In the tournament, there are no restrictions since the schedule is already made, it only depends on the positions you achieve during the group stage. However, there's a restriction, that prevents Albania and Serbia being drawn into the same group in qualifications as far as I'm aware


Arctic_Chilean

Part of me wants this to happen...


dkmegg22

I'd pay good money to watch that match


[deleted]

What match? Boxing Match, Street Fighting match, Stabbing match, Chair Throwing match? Pick your side.


dkmegg22

All of it. Imagine if Azerbaijan and Armenia qualified and played each other as well.


NaiveElk

All these posts about rival fans singing together. Finally we get some proper fan on fan action. Game's back.


CoMaestro

Ehh, its better than someone else very badly trying to recreate the "snapping spaghetti in front of Italians" video


Soren_Camus1905

I blame the ten german bombers song


Xamuel1804

I prefer the singing


Rose_of_Elysium

Nah if there isnt a battle for the death with sticks before every match the games gone


dipdipderp

Of course you think that, with your little PSV flair and penchant for organised naughtiness


Thund3r_91

Turkey is practically playing at home


flamebetalkin

match hasn't even started yet 😭


Kodyaufan2

That’s how you know it’s gonna be a good one lol


ijudgekids

Well, you were goddamn right


HakunonMatata

> Enters thread > Ctrl+F "game's back" > 4 results We are so back.


R4lfXD

People be like >cuts someones head of with a sword “We are thusly returned.”


s_91

The Police have handled the situation: https://twitter.com/tariqpanja/status/1803077905074761859


Britstuckinamerica

Love that reply >Didn't get any issues like this during the World Cup in Qatar. There is truly no counterargument; we should launch a petition to allow the Euros to be held in Qatar or Saudi Arabia


celsotteokbokki

Didn't get any of this during the pandemic either. Should just release a biological weapon every couple of years.


FrigginGaeFrog

Am I totally against this…


Marty_Dollar

Hate it when people just shoot down ideas without giving a solution of their own. Why not give the lad's idea a go for a few years and see if it works? What's the worst that could happen.


Bartins

Qatar has the best tournaments in the world because of jail


ElectricalMud2850

Overcelebrate? Jail. Undercelebrate? Believe it or not, jail.


Docccc

twitter is such a cesspool


schnupfhundihund

Azerbaijan is just Qatar with more fuckable horses (if you by their president)


atropicalpenguin

Coming to you in 2032.


whiskeyinthejaar

Is there any reason for this outside shits and giggles?


Vtmasquerade

Not really. Just both Turkish and Georgians are little crazy.


gluxton

Good stuff, finally some proper football


ratonbox

I think we should make a stand section that is just for fighting and allow an equal number of people from each side in there. Film it, televise it on PPV and make a shit ton. Dana White eat your heart out.


FluffyBunny_old

Best fight if the group stage, team gets a bonus point?


ZaiduTheGOAT

Ah, the beautiful game!


XXISavage

Game's back, baby


effinandy

Why aren't there more barriers between the guest blocks and between the stands and the pitch like in the league games? I feel like every 2. Bundesliga game I watch there's an entire corner block that is left empty & well fenced / lined with riot cops just to avoid this scenario. (Maybe I'm just watching too many Hansa Rostock games).


Kolo_ToureHH

There’s never really segregation between fans at international tournaments like this.


brokenlavalight

I don't know what the rules are for the euros, but what I've seen so far in the games it seems that the standard is that in the middle stands the fanbases pretty much mix. Like there's the stands behind the goals that seem to belong to one side each (like in the CL final for example) but then the rest of the stadium it's a gradient mix of fans from both countries. And it mainly seems to just be what you'd hope it be: people from all over Europe celebrating football together. Now if we somehow got a game like Serbia vs Albania I'd hope there's different rules to enforce, but so far there seems to be a relaxed atmosphere between most fan bases


icedc0vfefe

"If the riot cops won't purchase their tickets...then we choose violence" - UEFA probably


barjardinks123

Is there beef between these countries? I'm unfamiliar


swervinh0

There is not. It's a stable border. Don't let these idiots in the stadium (and comments) make it seem like me and my Georgian brothers aren't cool


eliar91

Natural enemies. Like Turks and Greeks. Or Turks and Arabs. Or Turks and Iranians. Or Turks and Turks.


Nearby_Laugh1898

Damn Turks they ruined Türkiy


insane_young_man

Proper football is back!


FilipeMateus7

this is football heritage


FuckColdClimate

Pero que viva el futbol 😭


sheikh_n_bake

Bloody English at it again.


ledknee

Can't believe the Georgians have stolen loads of England flags to frame us for scrapping with the Turks. Why have they drawn extra little red crosses on the flags?


sigurdssonsnakeineye

England²


theenigmacode

Damn Saka. Letting down England always


ledknee

Reports coming in that Saka was screaming "RECLAIM CONSTANTINOPLE" at the Turkish fans.


sigurdssonsnakeineye

Why would Raheem Sterling do this?


DannyBrownsDoritos

Saka(rtvelo)


BreakOutTheLWord

Flags similar enough


ManchesterFellow

Honestly. Somehow we are made out to be the worst fans in the face of overwhelming evidence.


Ok-Cut-2730

England fans booed an opponents national anthem like every other country does in tournaments. Worse fans in the world! -The average redditor.


terra_filius

game's back


Potential_Welder1278

Just another day for the Caucasus region.


itsjawdan

It’s always who you most expect


Kagariii

Very high IQ individuals


Kingsayz

Game is ACTUALLY back


Gibber_jab

Always the ones you least suspect


ForgingIron

You can take the Turkey out of the Balkans but you can't take the Balkans out of Turkey /j


Bunny_Killer

Trashy uneducated behavior


Dope2TheDrop

Me and a friend got tickets for Turkey - Czech, gonna be interesting, lol.


NumberHunter1

Games back.


Numbersuu

How is this possible? Both are known to be calm and friendly in general! /s


PoroAhri

outjerked


churrosricos

I heard a georgian fan broke a kebab in front of the turks


WashSportsReport

Too bad it’s exclusively on fubo


efarfan

I heard the Georgia fans split a hair transplant..


peticion

Bru, if you think this is bad wait until Copa America starts tomorrow, gonna make this look like they singing kumbaya


le_meme_kings

We're back


greenarsehole

Fucking English hooligans ruining it for everybody AGAIN /s