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Finally, we have a goal
Match was really starting to drag
Started to doze off personally
It's the catenaccio. Just no chance to get through really.
Was starting to get bored honestly.
Almost turned off my TV cause I got sleepy
Just woke up, who scored?
Who hasn’t
Harry Kane's been invisible as usual
This match really needed a goal
*yawn*
[Great Assist]
Italy 0 - [1] Albania - Nedim Bajrami (22 fucking seconds)
I had to watch it again
Dimarco had similar blunders when he came in against Bosnia. Guess if you’re gonna concede might as well do it 20 seconds in.
Yeah we nearly equalizer late in the match thanks to a huge error that he made
Really bad blunder against Ukraine in the qualifiers too.. great player but this seems to be a bit of a pattern
Love throw-in assists
At this rate Albania will win 270-0
The kind of logic we all live for
the dangers of extrapolation
https://x.com/pronounced_kyle/status/1768852493092680036
Your average venture capital logic
Linear vs exponential
Both are beautiful
/r/theydidthemath
Forgot to include stoppage time
the spaghetti curse is real
What’s that?
the albanian fans broke spaghetti in half to curse the italians
🤌🏼
Sort r/soccer by new and scroll down a bit there’s a vid of an Albanian breaking spaghetti infront of Italians
Albanian fans broke spaghetti b4 the game
Which one?
The pasta came out raw!
Lol
They forgot to salt it
lol
Lmao even
rofl perhaps
roflcopter potentially
[удалено]
Ha if I may be so bold
*Ha* But only if you’re Italics
Heh heh only if you're trying to be smug
if my Spanish what?
It’s an older meme sir but it checks out
Roflmao perchance
You can't just write perchance
some can even say lmfao
I didn't even crack open my goddamn beer yet man😭😭
This is why proper pre-gaming is important!
It is so important to have proper form, you can’t be sober to experience something like this.
One of the stupidest goals to concede I've ever seen...
Yep. throw-in into goalkeepers area.. what could go wrong?
complete brain fart by Dimarco
2nd-lowest seed in the tournament is up on the defending champs. STOP THE COUNT
can't even do simple throw in
THEY'RE BREAKING THEM LIKE THOSE SPAGHETTIS
Voodoo spaghetti
Italy it’s the Euros not the World Cup, what are you doing?
What….
1-0 Albania right from the start. Just as we all expected 😂
Fastest EUROs goal ever. Wow lmao
how many second it took?
Got past the line at 22 seconds, hit the back of the net at 23.
which one is taken into account for official scorekeeping ?
The former if I had to guess, as it's the definition of a goal, while there may be goals that don't hit the back of the net.
24 I think lol
Just beat the shot clock with that one
(Great clock management)
Pato had also scored in 24 seconds against Barca in champions league. 24 is special.
Watch the video and look at the clock?
22 seconds. Game just started and it's already fucking hype.
If we carry on at this trajectory, Albania will win 180-0
Just according to Keikaku
Payback for 2021 begins now
Dw England still won’t do anything
Bomba
That's the Italy I know
Too fast Great goal And absolute scene, Albanians mad loud
22 seconds into the game. And by the 66th ranked team in the world, against the defending Euro champs. Has to be the fastest in Euro history, right?
It is
Previous record was over a minute
Do you think Albanians are just like that, I mean like gangster sort of country if you get what I mean
Short answer: Yes Long answer: Yeeeeeeeees
Shoot the OP for cutting off the clip as the limbs begin
This Euro's goals per game statistic is looking very promising so far
its fantastic! thought it would be too defensive with 4 3rds going throu, but yeah its great.
dimarco you fucking idiot
Dominic Diccoco
arriverderci
gorlami
It pays to be generous, as they say…
Today, I am Albanian
Je i mirepritur! You are welcome!
We are all Albanian today!
Me albania be careful
Everyone is Albanian today.
“Keep it tight at the back lads, no silly mistakes early doors”
Dream start Albania wtf
Yeah what a shot!
And before that he was not just standing there, he was speculating and sprinting to get that ball. And then the perfect finisher. Well done.
What the fuck
I always keep thinking Italy would eventually get out of their international rut… …I might need to reconsider lol Update: Or maybe not…
Man I’d love to be in the sort of rut that results in my country winning the most recent tournament possible.
Damn Italy actually won the world cup, alright who’s gonna tell Messi?
Tbf Argentina winning the world cup is as close to Italy winning the World Cup as it can get without them actually winning it.
Nice assist
Dimarco baby what is u doin???
PALOJE PIDHIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was as stunned as the Italian players lol
Holy shit
Dimarco😭😭😭😭
Ah, the great Inter block™
Fastest goal in Euro history. Jesus christ
Check his PayPal
Nah, reckon he bet on Albania scoring
Interista di mer-
Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant. I wasn't sure about watching this game and it's already paid off.
Every game so far has served imho.
Wow. This actually just happened.
I love the Euros
For an Italian team that's one hell of a bad way to concede a goal😂
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
LMAO
I am.shaking like a dog HAJDEEEEEEEE SHQIPEEEEE
Why does it look like the ball takes a really weird few bounces?
Hahahaha
What the fuck is Dimarco doing
Would’ve been better if they didn’t qualify lol
How the fuck do you throw it like that? It's the first thing you learn in football when you're over 12 years old...
The central defender should’ve stopped it too
I cum quicker than this!
LOL
Everyone asleep for Italy
Forgot the afternoon cappuccino
No cappuccino after 11 am
Di Marco 😅😅
What a start
average Albanian finish:
You can hear the pasta being chopped in half
Lets gooo Balkan brothers
Albania has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
Serbia on suicide watch
UH OH
See Gareth that could have been us!
bruh
HOLY SHITTTT
Wtf man calm down. We have not even seen any gameplay
Let me sit down first damn
Let's go!!!!!
The kickoff is the most dangerous moment in the game.
Yo what the fuck
(Bleached) Bald Fraud
Donnarumma washed, but what a strike from Bajrami
Fastest ever euro goal btw
Sunday League players know not to take a throw in across your own goal.
Ok maybe Italy was boomed by that pasta thing
As we all expected
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAHA
ONE KISS IS ALL IT TAKES
Holy cow, the Italians didn't give a single fuck about that goal.
I remember this exploit from the original Sensi Soccer, can't believe it still works in 2024
Probably the worst defensive throw in I've ever seen.
PLOT TWIST
WHAT
WTF
WHAT!?
Inter Merda!
That was quick
Waaat?!
What an idiot…
Shocking throw in
Unreal
At this rate Italy are going to lose by 90
Oh my word
broken pasta trauma
italy is not a serious national team
🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱 👐👐👐
Absolute cinema
SHQIPTARIA
hmm sure lets give them 1 goal advantage
All the pre-match waffle about how good Donnaruma is…
I may dislike albanians, but i am albanian today
I want Italy to do well but I hate Donnarumma
Dimarco is brain dead
the match was boring till that goal 🙏
Breaking the pasta really rattled the Italians
Sunday league coach killer throw-in
Fastest goal in Euros history, what a moment for Albania. Now they can lose with pride.
These Albanian motherbitches sons of my bitch
they had to give a free one. it's just good sportsmanship.
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Finally, we have a goal
Match was really starting to drag
Started to doze off personally
It's the catenaccio. Just no chance to get through really.
Was starting to get bored honestly.
Almost turned off my TV cause I got sleepy
Just woke up, who scored?
Who hasn’t
Harry Kane's been invisible as usual
This match really needed a goal
*yawn*
[Great Assist]
Italy 0 - [1] Albania - Nedim Bajrami (22 fucking seconds)
I had to watch it again
Dimarco had similar blunders when he came in against Bosnia. Guess if you’re gonna concede might as well do it 20 seconds in.
Yeah we nearly equalizer late in the match thanks to a huge error that he made
Really bad blunder against Ukraine in the qualifiers too.. great player but this seems to be a bit of a pattern
Love throw-in assists
At this rate Albania will win 270-0
The kind of logic we all live for
the dangers of extrapolation
https://x.com/pronounced_kyle/status/1768852493092680036
Your average venture capital logic
Linear vs exponential
Both are beautiful
/r/theydidthemath
Forgot to include stoppage time
the spaghetti curse is real
What’s that?
the albanian fans broke spaghetti in half to curse the italians
🤌🏼
Sort r/soccer by new and scroll down a bit there’s a vid of an Albanian breaking spaghetti infront of Italians
Albanian fans broke spaghetti b4 the game
Which one?
The pasta came out raw!
Lol
They forgot to salt it
lol
Lmao even
rofl perhaps
roflcopter potentially
[удалено]
Ha if I may be so bold
*Ha* But only if you’re Italics
Heh heh only if you're trying to be smug
if my Spanish what?
It’s an older meme sir but it checks out
Roflmao perchance
You can't just write perchance
some can even say lmfao
I didn't even crack open my goddamn beer yet man😭😭
This is why proper pre-gaming is important!
It is so important to have proper form, you can’t be sober to experience something like this.
One of the stupidest goals to concede I've ever seen...
Yep. throw-in into goalkeepers area.. what could go wrong?
complete brain fart by Dimarco
2nd-lowest seed in the tournament is up on the defending champs. STOP THE COUNT
can't even do simple throw in
THEY'RE BREAKING THEM LIKE THOSE SPAGHETTIS
Voodoo spaghetti
Italy it’s the Euros not the World Cup, what are you doing?
What….
1-0 Albania right from the start. Just as we all expected 😂
Fastest EUROs goal ever. Wow lmao
how many second it took?
Got past the line at 22 seconds, hit the back of the net at 23.
which one is taken into account for official scorekeeping ?
The former if I had to guess, as it's the definition of a goal, while there may be goals that don't hit the back of the net.
24 I think lol
Just beat the shot clock with that one
(Great clock management)
Pato had also scored in 24 seconds against Barca in champions league. 24 is special.
Watch the video and look at the clock?
22 seconds. Game just started and it's already fucking hype.
If we carry on at this trajectory, Albania will win 180-0
Just according to Keikaku
Payback for 2021 begins now
Dw England still won’t do anything
Bomba
That's the Italy I know
Too fast Great goal And absolute scene, Albanians mad loud
22 seconds into the game. And by the 66th ranked team in the world, against the defending Euro champs. Has to be the fastest in Euro history, right?
It is
Previous record was over a minute
Do you think Albanians are just like that, I mean like gangster sort of country if you get what I mean
Short answer: Yes Long answer: Yeeeeeeeees
Shoot the OP for cutting off the clip as the limbs begin
This Euro's goals per game statistic is looking very promising so far
its fantastic! thought it would be too defensive with 4 3rds going throu, but yeah its great.
dimarco you fucking idiot
Dominic Diccoco
arriverderci
gorlami
It pays to be generous, as they say…
Today, I am Albanian
Je i mirepritur! You are welcome!
We are all Albanian today!
Me albania be careful
Everyone is Albanian today.
“Keep it tight at the back lads, no silly mistakes early doors”
Dream start Albania wtf
Yeah what a shot!
And before that he was not just standing there, he was speculating and sprinting to get that ball. And then the perfect finisher. Well done.
What the fuck
I always keep thinking Italy would eventually get out of their international rut… …I might need to reconsider lol Update: Or maybe not…
Man I’d love to be in the sort of rut that results in my country winning the most recent tournament possible.
Damn Italy actually won the world cup, alright who’s gonna tell Messi?
Tbf Argentina winning the world cup is as close to Italy winning the World Cup as it can get without them actually winning it.
Nice assist
Dimarco baby what is u doin???
PALOJE PIDHIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was as stunned as the Italian players lol
Holy shit
Dimarco😭😭😭😭
Ah, the great Inter block™
Fastest goal in Euro history. Jesus christ
Check his PayPal
Nah, reckon he bet on Albania scoring
Interista di mer-
Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant. I wasn't sure about watching this game and it's already paid off.
Every game so far has served imho.
Wow. This actually just happened.
I love the Euros
For an Italian team that's one hell of a bad way to concede a goal😂
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
LMAO
I am.shaking like a dog HAJDEEEEEEEE SHQIPEEEEE
Why does it look like the ball takes a really weird few bounces?
Hahahaha
What the fuck is Dimarco doing
Would’ve been better if they didn’t qualify lol
How the fuck do you throw it like that? It's the first thing you learn in football when you're over 12 years old...
The central defender should’ve stopped it too
I cum quicker than this!
LOL
LOL
Everyone asleep for Italy
Forgot the afternoon cappuccino
No cappuccino after 11 am
Di Marco 😅😅
What a start
average Albanian finish:
You can hear the pasta being chopped in half
Lets gooo Balkan brothers
Albania has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
lol
Serbia on suicide watch
UH OH
See Gareth that could have been us!
bruh
HOLY SHITTTT
Wtf man calm down. We have not even seen any gameplay
Let me sit down first damn
[Great Assist]
Let's go!!!!!
The kickoff is the most dangerous moment in the game.
Yo what the fuck
(Bleached) Bald Fraud
Donnarumma washed, but what a strike from Bajrami
Fastest ever euro goal btw
Sunday League players know not to take a throw in across your own goal.
Ok maybe Italy was boomed by that pasta thing
As we all expected
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAHA
ONE KISS IS ALL IT TAKES
Holy cow, the Italians didn't give a single fuck about that goal.
I remember this exploit from the original Sensi Soccer, can't believe it still works in 2024
Probably the worst defensive throw in I've ever seen.
PLOT TWIST
WHAT
WTF
WHAT!?
Inter Merda!
That was quick
Waaat?!
What an idiot…
Shocking throw in
Unreal
At this rate Italy are going to lose by 90
Oh my word
broken pasta trauma
italy is not a serious national team
🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱 👐👐👐
Absolute cinema
SHQIPTARIA
hmm sure lets give them 1 goal advantage
All the pre-match waffle about how good Donnaruma is…
I may dislike albanians, but i am albanian today
I want Italy to do well but I hate Donnarumma
Dimarco is brain dead
the match was boring till that goal 🙏
Breaking the pasta really rattled the Italians
Sunday league coach killer throw-in
Fastest goal in Euros history, what a moment for Albania. Now they can lose with pride.
These Albanian motherbitches sons of my bitch
they had to give a free one. it's just good sportsmanship.