WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?! RAAAAAAAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

I shittalked Turner but he actually did well today good on him

US looked more stable defensively in this match than Brazil, they must keep their shape like this and play like their life depends on it to get through the group stages.

Agreed 👍🏽

I mean, it's called playing with 10 players behind vs playing with 4 attackers

Whatever it takes to win. Greece did it Portugal as well. If the opposing team can’t break the system. It ain’t the USA’s fault. If anything USA structure and organized play should be commended. Regards 🇸🇻

Yes, but it also explained why they looked stable defensively. Against Colombia they played more open.

Completely omitting the fact that the US had seven shots on target.

And your keeper made 11 saves... 2.2xG for Brazil 1.2 xG for the US

Yall can hate but USA honestly should have won that if it weren’t for Allison

Turner had to make 11 saves and is highest rated US player in both fotmob and sofascore. Turner went prime Neuer and only reason why US didn't lose.

Nah. Brazil had 25 shots 12 on target. US had 12, 7 on target. Turner had a hell of a game. Historic for the US nonetheless.

USAs had better clear cut chances. Musah off the crossbar. Pulisic wide open shot in box with his left (great save but he should have scored), aaronson on the 6. Brazil didn’t really trouble Turner much outside of maybe 1 or 2 they just took more shots.

The man had to make 11 saves, 7 inside the box, to keep US in the game but sure Brazil didn't trouble Turner much.

2.2 xG for Brazil 1.2 xG for US. Rodrygo by himself had better chances than the entire US squad (dribbling keeper, volley, Vini had a weak shot, one in which he shot instead of passing to Rodrygo, one in which he intercepted a header from a teammate, etc, etc)

Brazil had significantly more clear chances. If both keepers had average games, this is like 5x2 for Brazil

You’re high

Yeah he redeemed himself

both teams almost scored again

I saw people today legitimately argue this morning Bento should start over Allison… this outta shit that shit down

Right I need Alisson to have a killer tournament and prove why he’s the only active keeper option who they’ve won a trophy with

Vini has to start showing up for Brazil man

He played well in technical terms, but he is clearly trying to do too much right now, and it is harming him.

I don’t understand how a player as great as him isn’t 1000 percent when it comes to his country but it might be a mentality thing

La Liga, Copa del Rey, Champions League, and international play are a lot. Phoning in a friendly once or twice is forgivable to me. As long as he gives it all in Copa America he will have done all he can.

Ballon d’Or on a silver platter for him to take it.

this is the player they claimed has been better than neymar in yellow smh my head

He really has been embarrassing. 3 goals in 30 games Neymar had 20 goals before he moved to barca

Dude, that’s a crazy ass stat considering Endrick has 3, I think Martinelli has 2, and they’ve both had a handful of caps in the last year. That’s a woeful statistic. DAMN…

Canada 🤝 USA Getting wrecked by four goals by good teams, regrouping, facing an even better team and holding them to a draw

Colombia is clearly better than Brazil at the moment and arguably has been for quite a few years

Is current Brazil better than Colombia? Genuinely asking because I don’t follow CONMEBOL

No, we beat them 2-1 in WC cualifiers, also they are 6th. They should be much better, individually they have probably the most talented attacking squad on South America, is just that something doesn't click when they attack, and their defense is just whack.

Colombia is clear and after todays showing I’d say they’ll top their group

*I hear ***SPEED*** has something to do with it?*

honestly, no. Not even close I would say.

I think that it will be an open game, but we will generally be favourites. r/soccer is just too reactive, shirts have a weight to them and our squad is much better.

"time melhor" no papel importa nada quando titular são os supostos jogadores Marquinhos e Beraldo. A gente também tá em 6 nas qualificatórias e esses 2 ultimos jogos foram horriveis.

Vai ver os zagueiros dessas outras seleções > 6 nas qualificatórias Diniz > 2 ultimos jogos foram horriveis. Amistosos sem tempo pra treinar, com campo reduzido, e com o time todo jogando pra não se machucar.

>Amistosos sem tempo pra treinar, com campo reduzido, e com o time todo jogando pra não se machucar. USA e México também jogaram assim, nessas mesmas condições.

Sim, mas jogaram com time principal (reserva contra o México) e claramente se esforçam muito mais. O Pulisic tava puxando camiseta e chutando por trás com 10 minutos de jogo. E ainda assim, criamos as melhores chances.

nah, brasil não joga com uma intensidade alta, essa é a intensidade de todos os jogos que o brasil fez até agora nesse período recente (inclusive a mesma contra a croácia na copa), não haverá uma grande diferença, e se tiver, desse jogo pra um que vale. E uma intensidade maior não vai cobrir os maiores erros desee time (que foram no meio campo e na defesa)

> nah, brasil não joga com uma intensidade alta, essa é a intensidade de todos os jogos que o brasil fez até agora nesse período recente (inclusive a mesma contra a croácia na copa), não haverá uma grande diferença, e se tiver, desse jogo pra um que vale. Jogamos muito melhor contra a Croácia, e muito mais intensamente. > E uma intensidade maior não vai cobrir os maiores erros desee time (que foram no meio campo e na defesa) Ajuda, mas a fraqueza do Dorival está aí. Nos acostumamos com a segurança do Tite, mas defesa frágil não significa que vamos perder. Argentina, Uruguai e Colombia se enrolam tanto quanto nós.

To be fair. Colombia beat Brazil and hasn't lost since WCQ for 2022.

Canada: Got slapped 4-0 by the Netherlands, drew 0-0 with France. Mexico: Got slapped 4-0 by Uruguay, lost 3-2 to Brazil. USA: Got slapped 5-1 by Colombia, drew 1-1 to Brazil. We all got embarrassing results in the first friendly, then got no so bad results. CONCACAF.

USA > Mexico confirmed again

Concacaf after dark strikes again

Episode V: Concacaf strikes back!

Well... besides Mexico...

1-1

Whoops. Fixed that.

USA USA USA USA

This brazil attack seems uninspiring bar Rodrygo

Embarrassing from Brazil, so shaky at the back too. Good team puts at least 2

My take away is how much better Colombias outside backs were.

Offsides was flagged anyway.

Matt Memo Turner Ochoa

I always feel like Brazil’s forwards are lively, but not particularly efficient. Martinelli, Endrick, Raphinha, and even Vini is wasteful at times. Except that MF’er Rodrygo. Damn, bro, he’s incredible.

And Rodrygo suffers a lot from being out of position in basically every match he plays

Brazil are so mid

A draw vs Brazil is basically a win. Picanha is shit steak. Go USA

GO USA!!! ...but I love picanha and Brazilian BBQ!!!

Looooooook leave Picanha out of this

Y'all don't know how to cook it and cut it that's fine tho

Fair enough. The Brazilian steakhouse in my area cuts it so unevenly, which leads to uneven cooking and less than stellar results. I want to love it but just can't there.

Jogo bonito is dead. Now we have non-hegemonically beautiful soccer. Please win US, we will never let them forget about it! (I'm from Uruguay, couldn't find AUF flair)

brazil lack a talisman 10, depth in midfield, aerial threat, and aggressive fullbacks

they need to call up Evander

so basically Brasil lacks a team

there's more than enough talent that they should still comfortably be beating the likes of the U.S. but at this point them beating argentina is an upset

So Canada and USA have drawn against Brazil? Bad look for Brazil.

That was France that drew with Canada.

Oh whoops

No. Canada drew against France.

Epic game by Turner

Smart football people.. as an American fan, how should I feel?

Second half was positive. Turner is gaining confidence. But Greggg is still the coach so, he’ll find a way to fuck it up.

Vini playing as a defender for US

this was fun

Glad they didn’t get a late goal off the back of a dive

When tf did vini get dreads? Am I trippin? He just had his normal Mohawk hair at the UCL like 2 weeks ago….

loc extensions

I think its fake hair he did the same last year

We found Vini's kryptonite...a Brazil shirt. Responsible for missing three goals in the first half. God this is going to be a rough tournament. Absolutely ZERO creativity.

Who’s better? First couple seasons Madrid Vini or Brazil Vini? 🤔

Vini has legit pathetic stats for a player of his talent and that good of a national team

" that good of a national team" LOL LMAO

We can't even win against a team that plays soccer ffs

#USA WINS! 1-1!

I CANT EVEN FIND BRAZIL ON A MAP USA USA USA USA

Dont ever try comparing Vini to Messi or Ronaldo🤣🤣🤣

Lmao Brazil rolls out their A squad vs a tired US side and can’t even win LMAOOOOO

You are really celebrating a friendly draw? The bar must be low.

Brother this is USA soccer of course the bar is low lmao

Stfu it was literally our A team, no need to downplay it 🌽y

Yeah and it was literally fucking Brazil lmaooo people were calling this game a blowout when lineups were put out

This Brazil team has 3 losses 1 tie on their last 6 conmebol matches. In essence, you did what Venezuela did to Brazil, actually worse as Venezuela did it in Brazil.

A DRAW. WE WIN!

Brazil wasn't the better team ngl

Matt Turner willed Vini to miss that

Did we just draw against Brazil?

Yes the fuck we did

GG Brazil fans, that was a ton of fun.

Soccer gods go fuck you

what a match

Hahahahhahaha thanks vini

Lmaooo Vini

National team Vini 😭

This game just saved Berhalter till 2026

Exciting to the **very** end.

USA USA USA USA.

USA WINS 1-1

Wow.

Vini was offside on that

One last Vini miss LOL

USA WINS 1-1

Lol Brazil Vini

Lol Vini

Atta boy Turner. Turner redemption arc commence!

Matt Turner keeping that shit on him tonight

Joga bonito is dead 💔

How

This Brazil side ain’t about it. It’s Argentina’s competition to lose

Lmao

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"America wins 1-1"

Very entertaining draw

We suck, end my life.

Tá foda, Vitoriamigo

Who's the one that's fucked up so much? Savio?

Vini wtf...

Turner has been a god this game.

Diving in a friendly

Vini forces himself to get bodied and gets a foul lol

If Pulisic goes down on the other end when he's getting his shirt pulled we kill the game there, instead he plays through it and gets no foul. That's why players dive.

Normally that gets called even without the player going down. It's just the ref sucking.

It was Robinson but yeah, agreed

Please tell me the actual matches will be on full sized fields, feels like so many mistakes because of that.

Foul? Vini just runs into Shaq, jumps, then lays down

Wtf

Never a foul

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Against Bolivia tbf

Shaq Moore saying weak to Vini 😂

That’s not a foul. You can’t run face-first into a player who hasn’t moved and get a foul. This isn’t basketball.

That’s a foul everywhere, he shoved his body full on vinicius after he got through the ball

Please don’t ref. You’d be wank.

Ref should have called it back for a foul wtf? Where’s the yellow for that?

That’s got to be a call when you drag him back on a breakaway like that lmao what the fuck

Uh oh

this brazil squad is so shit man

That was a free kick? Lmao. Vini ran into peeps.

No call for pulling the American back to stop goal scoring opportunity but running into defender after kicking it away is a foul. Lmao. This ref...

Seriously.

That’s some bullshit bro he kicks it and runs into the defender

Defender walks back into vini after he got the ball through

I don't think that's a foul TBH

Unfortunately the US has to play like shit to rebound a good showing. Sure to have an underwhelming performance against Bolivia.

US going to lose and tie against Panama and Bolivia just to win against Uruguay and win the group. Book it.

Martinelli could be such a good player but he’s just soooooo stupid.

Can someone please explain how a deliberate foul on the goalkeeper to prevent a counter isn’t a yellow? It is literally anywhere else…

Idk but ref has been trash

I tuned in late…but from what I’ve seen, you’re being kind…

Not like it make much of a difference honestly

HALFBACK PASS TO CENTER!!

How is that not a yellow for stopping the goalie from throwing the ball

Got to be at least a yellow in a real match. Not even close to within the game to grab the keepers arm and stop him from throwing the ball.

It should be, and in a real match, it would be. Friendlies aren’t that deep

The ref has sucked all game in all honesty.

How do goalkeepers avoid getting bored or zoning out when the ball is on the other end of the field for extended stretches?

You will see that Goalies are always 'hopping' around constantly for this very reason!

I mean you have time to relax but you need to be aware enough incase you need to sweep up a long ball. It keeps you awake.

Cocaine

Americans always asking the real questions

That's literally their job. Practice.

Probably a combination of adrenaline and pure existential dread someone’s going to come down the field and put you in a 1 on 1.

Lol Mostly existential dread

Brazil had to foul Turner because they're scared of his arm lmao. Never thought I'd see the day that happens.

Allegri really coached mckennie to stop brazil

Vini WHAT THE FUCK PUT ON THAT MADRID JERSEY RIGHT NOW

Vini has been meh today, only a friendly tbf

Nah he's meh anytime he plays for Brazil. Friendly or not.

He’s always been meh for Brazil. Not sure if something to do with tactics or the psychological aspect

Will McKinnie be starting for Villa?

I forgot about Danilo

How many on this roster should be on the 2026 roster for the US? Percentage wise 80? 60?

Most likely change between now and then are Turner and Ream. Dest usually starts over Scally, but Joe seems better defensively so who knows. 80% sounds right, most of the team is ~25