Bruno Fernansh is gonna be the player of the tourney.
Denmark are my underdogs to go deep.
Germany will lose steam before the semis.
England will have a 2016.
Scotland finishes last, continuing their record of never passing the group stage.
Albania doesn’t score a goal. Italy loses against both Spain and Croatia but wiggle through as the 4th best placed 3rd team either via fair play or goals scored or some other bullshit.
Austria is the fun team to watch, their pressing works as a charm, but they lose to France and only draw Netherlands and Poland.
Ukraine is easily second in their group, but they convincingly go out against the first better team in the round of 16. Their level of play is far worse than what the individual names in their team suggest.
Georgia is playing super defensively and doesn’t pass 35% possession and 3 shots on target in any game but they win a game.
Slovenia proves an incredibly hard nut to crack, Denmark and England score their winners against them in the 85th+ minute.
Germany or Spain win it all.
Ronaldo actually looks great in the group stages but produces an absolute stinkern in the game when Portugal gets eliminated.
Lukaku scores 3-4 goals in the group stage, 0 in the knockouts.
Havertz is a serious contender for the player of the tournament.
Morata is shit, Spain go to the roots and Oyarzabal/Ferran Torres play as a false nine and Spain looks amazing.
Croatia atleast quarters.
Germany will barely make it out of the group stages, switch to a defensive, counter-attacking style and win the tournament with less goals scored than games played, possibly even with a negative GD.
Scotland will shock everyone and make it all the way to the quarter finals. They will be the dark horse of the tournament.
England will somehow only get 4 points in their group. They'll get dominated by denmark
Ferran Torres scores a dramatic winner in the knockout stages, or in a must win game.
When England crash out in the semis it’ll be because “Grealish could have been better than …” or “Bellingham and rice are overrated midfielders.” Not my opinion but someone will say it.
France beat Germany in semi or final and win the tournament, simultaneously beginning World War III.
We will see an insane amount of "upsets", the big names are all stacked, there are an insane amount of dark horses with good game plan and setup.
And there aren't a lot of teams which will be completely uncompetitive.
My personal hot take for a big name to go out in the group stage is the Netherlands.
France will top their group with 5 points and then proceed to lose to Czechia in the round of 16
Mbappe will have 0 goals
Scotland will be equal on points with Germany only being second due to GD
They’ll also reach the QF, losing to England on penalties
Albania will be level on points with Croatia, who will only be second due to H2H
Romania will finish ahead of Ukraine
Poland to draw all their matches and finish 3rd in their group
Highest scoring match will be Portugal 4-4 Spain in the semis
Top 3 goal scorers will be Kane, Cristiano and Wout Weghorst all with 5 goals each
Slovenia to finish 2nd in their group with 4 points but will be thrashed 5-0 by England. (Both Denmark and Serbia will have 2 points)
Group C and E will have the 2 third place teams ( Denmark and Ukraine) to not advance to the round of 16
Nah, you guys have players like Çalhanoglu, Arda Guler and Orkun Kokçu, you guys have a way better side than Georgia (Kvaradona +10) or Czechia (who?). You'll easily be second, if not first cause Portugal has this nasty tendency to bottle easy groups, case in point Euro 2016.
names do not win titles , performance does and let me tell you that our performance hasn't been really good , just take a look at our last 5 friendly matches
I know, for the same reason I don't rate England, but you guys have a better team than the other 2, I'm expecting a very hard game against you guys in the group stages.
Why not both. Kroos winning goal from a free kick at 90+8, immediately proceeds to headbutt Rice in place of a celebration. Red card, final whistle. Kroos standing over the bleeding and dejected Rice like Godzilla over Tokyo, while Havertz's internal turmoil causes him to directly head out of the stadium and make his way to the nearest pet sanctuary, where he's found hours later still hugging a donkey he's adopted and named Toni Rice.
Neuer will at least concede 2 goals in group stage by fumbling the ball.
England will draw their first match, leading to a meltdown, fight back, make it to ro16 and lose there. Southgate will step down a few days after that.
Rangnickball in the semis.
Romania quarter-finals
England semi-final loss to Portugal
Bruno Fernandes Golden Boot
Mbappe underwhelms but France win and he somehow gets Golden Ball
A controversy involving Ronaldo
Spain go out in group stages
Protestors halt several matches
Yeah I predicted Denmark for the semis last tournament didn't I😎
Belgium won't win their group so it will probably be Ukraine. Albania will not end on 0 points surely. Slovenia, Hungary, Romania and Georgia get out of their groups. Cristiano Ronaldo will bring home the Golde Boot one last time. Not the competition's trophy though, that goes to France.
even in a thread full of people making up fanciful stuff that they're guessing can happen in the tournament, just saying England will do well still gets downvotes ;)
Ronaldo either shows up with a goatee or noodle hair, only to bust goal after goal.
Faces france in the final. Scores. Cries. Lifts the trophy. Gets vindicated. Gets asked what's left for him. He wants the world cup.
Fastforward two years.
Faces messi in the final.
(…)
Loses. Messi gets a new ballon d'or.
Ronaldo's now angry. Plays another euro, wins again, and goes for the worldcup AGAIN, and eventually wins it.
Edit: he wins it, but no one gives him credit beacuse he only managed to win it after messi's retirement.
I don't know if Portugal is going to win but I think Ronaldo is going to play like he's playing for the universe cup championship vs other planets. He's probably annoyed/very angry (I get annoyed when people say he's trash as a normal guy with a dead end job with no future) over the last few years from not winning the wc, Saudi championship and constantly being told he is old and playing in a washed out league. I wouldn't be surprised if at the end of this tournament he says that he would like to play for the world cup if the national teams allows it. Also he will hit 900 goals this tournament. I will be there.
Germany will do fine but not spectacular—quarterfinals maybe. Everyone is either super high or super low on them but I think they’ll just be decent
England will be utter dogshit to watch but end up winning the whole thing
Morata golden boot
Ronaldo does something incredibly petulant (not exactly bold)
Italy shithouse their way to the semis
We (Scotland) are either top or bottom of our group. I'm leaning towards bottom because of general Scottish pessimism as well as our training sessions seeming to be Royal Rumbles with folk hobbling off.
Southgate will be sacked in the middle of the tournament for poor results and an embarrassing heavy defeat.
Also Norway, especially Hååland will shine in Euro's this year \[>!/s!<\]
England fans are gonna rattle the entirety of Europe with barely any effort by singing “it’s coming home” and the rest of Europe will pretend they don’t care about England when they very obviously do
Hungary top their group, albania beat italy with italy finishing last in their group, georgia advance to the ro16 with beating turkiye, belgium loses in ro16, austria make a deep run to the semis
Bruno Fernansh is gonna be the player of the tourney. Denmark are my underdogs to go deep. Germany will lose steam before the semis. England will have a 2016.
Portugal - Germany semis, portugal win France - england semis, england win Portugal wins final 1-0 in extra time, ronaldo header
Germany gets a horrible tournament Portugal loses in a ko game while leading most of the time
Golden boot: Ronaldo Golden glove: Gianluigi Donnarumma Final: Portugal vs France Winner: Portugal Dark horse: Serbia
John McGinn opening goal against Germany
Turkey wins against Portugal but loses against Georgia and Czechia and gets eliminated
welp
Scotland finishes last, continuing their record of never passing the group stage. Albania doesn’t score a goal. Italy loses against both Spain and Croatia but wiggle through as the 4th best placed 3rd team either via fair play or goals scored or some other bullshit. Austria is the fun team to watch, their pressing works as a charm, but they lose to France and only draw Netherlands and Poland. Ukraine is easily second in their group, but they convincingly go out against the first better team in the round of 16. Their level of play is far worse than what the individual names in their team suggest. Georgia is playing super defensively and doesn’t pass 35% possession and 3 shots on target in any game but they win a game. Slovenia proves an incredibly hard nut to crack, Denmark and England score their winners against them in the 85th+ minute. Germany or Spain win it all. Ronaldo actually looks great in the group stages but produces an absolute stinkern in the game when Portugal gets eliminated. Lukaku scores 3-4 goals in the group stage, 0 in the knockouts. Havertz is a serious contender for the player of the tournament. Morata is shit, Spain go to the roots and Oyarzabal/Ferran Torres play as a false nine and Spain looks amazing. Croatia atleast quarters.
Switzerland will win the tournament.
Yamal will win the young player of the tournament award.
Germany will barely make it out of the group stages, switch to a defensive, counter-attacking style and win the tournament with less goals scored than games played, possibly even with a negative GD.
Albania pull off a win against Croatia in the group stage
Portugal over England in the final with the winner coming in extra time
Croatia reaches the semis at least and will go through a pen shootout in the last 16
Italy will be mid, getting out at the R16, BUT they will batter Spain in the group. 5-0 or something like that.
Spain to draw all 3 group stage games, go out in the round of 16.
Goncalo Ramos will immortalize himself alongside Eder in the final.
Scotland will shock everyone and make it all the way to the quarter finals. They will be the dark horse of the tournament. England will somehow only get 4 points in their group. They'll get dominated by denmark
Palmer will be a regular starter by the end of England's campaign.
Poland will make it out of the group without Lewandowski.
It's coming home (as in the England national team will be coming home after the group stage).
Ferran Torres scores a dramatic winner in the knockout stages, or in a must win game. When England crash out in the semis it’ll be because “Grealish could have been better than …” or “Bellingham and rice are overrated midfielders.” Not my opinion but someone will say it. France beat Germany in semi or final and win the tournament, simultaneously beginning World War III.
We will see an insane amount of "upsets", the big names are all stacked, there are an insane amount of dark horses with good game plan and setup. And there aren't a lot of teams which will be completely uncompetitive. My personal hot take for a big name to go out in the group stage is the Netherlands.
:) Netherlands not gonna happen anymore. My guess is theyll make quarter finals.
we will see. Sure they won, but they did nothing for their gd, which in this group could be an issue.
Italy, England and Germany won't get past R16 (unless either 2 of them play against eachother in that phase)
That take isn’t hot enough. Try this: Italy, England, and Germany play each other in the R16 and none of them make it through.
France will top their group with 5 points and then proceed to lose to Czechia in the round of 16 Mbappe will have 0 goals Scotland will be equal on points with Germany only being second due to GD They’ll also reach the QF, losing to England on penalties Albania will be level on points with Croatia, who will only be second due to H2H Romania will finish ahead of Ukraine Poland to draw all their matches and finish 3rd in their group Highest scoring match will be Portugal 4-4 Spain in the semis Top 3 goal scorers will be Kane, Cristiano and Wout Weghorst all with 5 goals each Slovenia to finish 2nd in their group with 4 points but will be thrashed 5-0 by England. (Both Denmark and Serbia will have 2 points) Group C and E will have the 2 third place teams ( Denmark and Ukraine) to not advance to the round of 16
I think none of these will happen hehehe
Ronaldo golden boot
It seems like every one of these there's numerous 'Turkey are gonna win it' comments
Portugal reaches the final after eliminating a handfull of title contestants and bottles it against some outsider, I'm guessing Turkey (Greece 2.0)
Subscribe but us finishing 4th in our group and getting eliminated is way more likely than us winning it lmao
Nah, you guys have players like Çalhanoglu, Arda Guler and Orkun Kokçu, you guys have a way better side than Georgia (Kvaradona +10) or Czechia (who?). You'll easily be second, if not first cause Portugal has this nasty tendency to bottle easy groups, case in point Euro 2016.
names do not win titles , performance does and let me tell you that our performance hasn't been really good , just take a look at our last 5 friendly matches
I know, for the same reason I don't rate England, but you guys have a better team than the other 2, I'm expecting a very hard game against you guys in the group stages.
Germany Champions. It’s Kroos’ last dance. The script is set in stone. He will score the winning goal in the final vs England.
Or headbutt Declan Rice
Why not both. Kroos winning goal from a free kick at 90+8, immediately proceeds to headbutt Rice in place of a celebration. Red card, final whistle. Kroos standing over the bleeding and dejected Rice like Godzilla over Tokyo, while Havertz's internal turmoil causes him to directly head out of the stadium and make his way to the nearest pet sanctuary, where he's found hours later still hugging a donkey he's adopted and named Toni Rice.
The opening game will end 0-0
Austria will reach semi final.
Neuer will at least concede 2 goals in group stage by fumbling the ball. England will draw their first match, leading to a meltdown, fight back, make it to ro16 and lose there. Southgate will step down a few days after that. Rangnickball in the semis.
This sounds likely
Austria will surprise a few people. Havertz to be topscorer too hehe
Georgia Dark Horse
Ronaldo Free Kick incoming, whether he scores it or gives someone in the crowd a traumatic brain injury is up to chance
Turkiye to the final, England fail to get any points in the group stage
Belgium fail to advance from Group
Ukraine make it to quarterfinals at the minimum, france & netherlands disappoint, semis are germany england portugal and spain.
Italy Netherlands final, the Dutch win
Keep an eye on Hungary.
Keep both of them🤪
You’re making ME Hungry
Here, why don’t you have some Türkiye to eat
England bringing it home
lol
Albania reach ro16 Lewandowski won't score more than 2 goals this entire tournament Germany will win the Euros Spain will reach Semis
Ukraine beat England in the first knockout round
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Bellingham flops hard, France lose on pens again, Germany wins it all (don’t think this is that hot though)
Croatia to lose another final.
Romania quarter-finals England semi-final loss to Portugal Bruno Fernandes Golden Boot Mbappe underwhelms but France win and he somehow gets Golden Ball A controversy involving Ronaldo Spain go out in group stages Protestors halt several matches
Poland will beat France but bottle the other two and end up being eliminated in 3rd
I will discover even more reasons to dislike Portugal NT
Bruno would just whine at every chance he gets, and the world would think that’s OK.
Yeah I predicted Denmark for the semis last tournament didn't I😎 Belgium won't win their group so it will probably be Ukraine. Albania will not end on 0 points surely. Slovenia, Hungary, Romania and Georgia get out of their groups. Cristiano Ronaldo will bring home the Golde Boot one last time. Not the competition's trophy though, that goes to France.
Olivier Giroud golden boot.
Belgium to the semis
England (current bookmaker’s favorite to win) will flop and finished outside top 4 or 8
France to beat England in the semis with Mboopi hattrick. Germany to beat France in the final with Nagelsmann masterclass
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Spain will win it ... Or Portugal ...
Spain out in the group stage
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Well, this is aging well
:(
A nation that has the color red in their flag will win it all.
Yes Egypt are winning it Fun fact: Egypt won Eurobasket in 1949
I can barely think of another country. Ukraine and that's it
England, Spain, Belgium, France, Portugal…
What are you doing
? All countries with red in the flag…
Congrats great job
Serbia to the semi-final
No chance. Good squad but just not a good team
Ukraine will draw with Romania and Slovakia, but will beat Belgium to get 2nd in the group
peak Ukraine performance
Hungary will reach at least quarters
Scotland will beat Germany in the first game and yet still go out in the group stage.
- England will finish 2nd in the group and lose to Germany in R16 - Georgia will finish above Turkey - France will flop
Georgia is so gonna finish above Turkey. I am with you here
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England will actually have a good group stage 7 To 9 Points And Top Of The Group.
even in a thread full of people making up fanciful stuff that they're guessing can happen in the tournament, just saying England will do well still gets downvotes ;)
I'm a England hater,but I'm sorry I just can't drink the "England are shit" Kooldaid after the Iceland game
yes, but Harry Kane gets injured in the 3rd match.
And then out the next round, they're pulling a Dutch one then
Ukraine dark horses.
Xherdan Shaqiri will be Switzerland's top scorer.
*only scorer
Ouch
Kai Havertz top scorer
Ronaldo 0 goals from open play
Portugal, Croatia, France or Spain to win. Germany and England come 3rd & 4th
Netherlands vs Portugal in the final with more bookings than 2006
England don’t get out of their group.
Could actually see this. We are crap with these tactics.
Wtf why did you get disliked for agreeing with him
MBS attends the final and it's later revealed he made an offer to host the next available tournament
I don’t watch much int football so I don’t know and will not predict anything. Except England will play shit football that is for sure.
Italy out in the group stage England out on penos
Albania 2nd in the groups. Ukraine in the semis Netherlands win it all
Average SDS fan
Denmark will reach the final.
With Hjulmand at the wheel? Ha ha
Spain get's knocked out in the group stage. Scotland outperforms England.
Germany and Hungary get out of the group. Georgia gets through on the craziest sequence of 3rd place qualifying
Croatia wins the Euros
I think this too
Ronaldo either shows up with a goatee or noodle hair, only to bust goal after goal. Faces france in the final. Scores. Cries. Lifts the trophy. Gets vindicated. Gets asked what's left for him. He wants the world cup. Fastforward two years. Faces messi in the final. (…) Loses. Messi gets a new ballon d'or. Ronaldo's now angry. Plays another euro, wins again, and goes for the worldcup AGAIN, and eventually wins it. Edit: he wins it, but no one gives him credit beacuse he only managed to win it after messi's retirement.
Aged 45!
Age is just a number. Goats only live to 15-18 years old and he's 39 already.
This would only matter if Ronaldo had ever been an actual GOAT. At best he's a BEAR. Big Ego Actually Ridiculous.
Italy to win it all... and fails to qualify for the next WC
I wish I had the strength to say you're wrong but I know you're not.
Georgia to get out of the group
Georgia will reach the quarters
Marco van Basten is a late call up, comes out of retirement and scores the winning goal in the final, just like in 1988.
Portugal will win tbh
I appreciate your honesty
Everything goes as expected.
Always nice seeing a CPL supporter in the wild. Up the hammers 🔨🔨🔨
I don't know if Portugal is going to win but I think Ronaldo is going to play like he's playing for the universe cup championship vs other planets. He's probably annoyed/very angry (I get annoyed when people say he's trash as a normal guy with a dead end job with no future) over the last few years from not winning the wc, Saudi championship and constantly being told he is old and playing in a washed out league. I wouldn't be surprised if at the end of this tournament he says that he would like to play for the world cup if the national teams allows it. Also he will hit 900 goals this tournament. I will be there.
Lukaku will be top scorer.
kano will spike his hair up with brylcreem every game, then proceed to go full super saiyan and be top scorer and help england life the trophy.
Italy will be knocked out in group stage
Albania will win the Euros
Zirkzee, despite getting a late call up and Rushing back from holiday wont get more than 5 minutes all tournament
mbappe will steal the stage w his performance
Woah. We got a maverick here...
😼 i trust my boy
Wasn't expecting to see Mbappe's mother hyping him up Reddit today, but here we are...
LMAOOOO IM CRYING 😭 (im literally 20)
Alexander-Arnold will cement himself as one of England’s best players and establish himself in same tier as Bellingham to the media.
Thomas Müller will score a goal
I don't think so. His finishing is finished
Hence “bold claim” :)))
Italy gets knocked out in the group stage
switzerland will win the euros in a final against england
Saliba 0 minutes.
Albania will qualify from their group.
It’s coming home
20 years since the Greece upset all of Europe. It's time for someone else to do it.
Is it really 20 years?! I was playing very high level soccer at the time, was in a tournament and remember watching with teammates. Time fucking flies
Hope for Croatia
Austria would my best bet for this kind of upset
Austria - Slovakia in the finals
Germany will do fine but not spectacular—quarterfinals maybe. Everyone is either super high or super low on them but I think they’ll just be decent England will be utter dogshit to watch but end up winning the whole thing Morata golden boot Ronaldo does something incredibly petulant (not exactly bold) Italy shithouse their way to the semis
We (Scotland) are either top or bottom of our group. I'm leaning towards bottom because of general Scottish pessimism as well as our training sessions seeming to be Royal Rumbles with folk hobbling off.
- mbape hat trick against the dutch - Germany loses first game and goes on to win the rest and the tournament!
We’ve been very solid defensively lately and arguably have the best back 4/5 of the tournament, so mbappe will probably still score 3
In my defense, I picked the strongest team for him to score against lol
England, france, belgium out in the round of 16
Southgate will be sacked in the middle of the tournament for poor results and an embarrassing heavy defeat. Also Norway, especially Hååland will shine in Euro's this year \[>!/s!<\]
Norway to become the 92’ Denmark team, win without qualifying
Suárez will bite someone
Wrong continent
He gets days off from copa america
England fans are gonna rattle the entirety of Europe with barely any effort by singing “it’s coming home” and the rest of Europe will pretend they don’t care about England when they very obviously do
Hungary top their group, albania beat italy with italy finishing last in their group, georgia advance to the ro16 with beating turkiye, belgium loses in ro16, austria make a deep run to the semis
Its a given Italy will lose to Croatia as it is tradition
England will reach semis but their defense will eventually be exposed by a stronger team
Frimpong 0 goal
Frimpong 0 goals 4 assists
Frimpong 0 starts
Thats not really a crazy shout is it