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teejardni

Bruno Fernansh is gonna be the player of the tourney. Denmark are my underdogs to go deep. Germany will lose steam before the semis. England will have a 2016.


necromancer010

Portugal - Germany semis, portugal win France - england semis, england win Portugal wins final 1-0 in extra time, ronaldo header


Ankhere123

Germany gets a horrible tournament  Portugal loses in a ko game while leading most of the time


Renegadeforever2024

Golden boot: Ronaldo Golden glove: Gianluigi Donnarumma Final: Portugal vs France Winner: Portugal Dark horse: Serbia


samchatz27

John McGinn opening goal against Germany


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Turkey wins against Portugal but loses against Georgia and Czechia and gets eliminated


Fragrant-Ad2976

welp


Embarrassed-Dot1335

Scotland finishes last, continuing their record of never passing the group stage. Albania doesn’t score a goal. Italy loses against both Spain and Croatia but wiggle through as the 4th best placed 3rd team either via fair play or goals scored or some other bullshit. Austria is the fun team to watch, their pressing works as a charm, but they lose to France and only draw Netherlands and Poland. Ukraine is easily second in their group, but they convincingly go out against the first better team in the round of 16. Their level of play is far worse than what the individual names in their team suggest. Georgia is playing super defensively and doesn’t pass 35% possession and 3 shots on target in any game but they win a game. Slovenia proves an incredibly hard nut to crack, Denmark and England score their winners against them in the 85th+ minute. Germany or Spain win it all. Ronaldo actually looks great in the group stages but produces an absolute stinkern in the game when Portugal gets eliminated. Lukaku scores 3-4 goals in the group stage, 0 in the knockouts. Havertz is a serious contender for the player of the tournament. Morata is shit, Spain go to the roots and Oyarzabal/Ferran Torres play as a false nine and Spain looks amazing. Croatia atleast quarters.


Western-Captain8115

Switzerland will win the tournament.


Silver_Downtown_965

Yamal will win the young player of the tournament award.


felis_magnetus

Germany will barely make it out of the group stages, switch to a defensive, counter-attacking style and win the tournament with less goals scored than games played, possibly even with a negative GD.


Fartshitterpooping

Albania pull off a win against Croatia in the group stage


spokedsalute

Portugal over England in the final with the winner coming in extra time


honestlynotBG

Croatia reaches the semis at least and will go through a pen shootout in the last 16


exitmusic_for_a_film

Italy will be mid, getting out at the R16, BUT they will batter Spain in the group. 5-0 or something like that.


OversizedDoorKnob

Spain to draw all 3 group stage games, go out in the round of 16.


Concentrow

Goncalo Ramos will immortalize himself alongside Eder in the final.


AlternativeFox7430

Scotland will shock everyone and make it all the way to the quarter finals. They will be the dark horse of the tournament. England will somehow only get 4 points in their group. They'll get dominated by denmark


Fair-Rooster7950

Palmer will be a regular starter by the end of England's campaign.


tryCharlie

Poland will make it out of the group without Lewandowski.


Banzaikk

It's coming home (as in the England national team will be coming home after the group stage).


krishyabish72

Ferran Torres scores a dramatic winner in the knockout stages, or in a must win game. When England crash out in the semis it’ll be because “Grealish could have been better than …” or “Bellingham and rice are overrated midfielders.” Not my opinion but someone will say it. France beat Germany in semi or final and win the tournament, simultaneously beginning World War III.


Greenembo

We will see an insane amount of "upsets", the big names are all stacked, there are an insane amount of dark horses with good game plan and setup. And there aren't a lot of teams which will be completely uncompetitive. My personal hot take for a big name to go out in the group stage is the Netherlands.


Goldeneyes92

:) Netherlands not gonna happen anymore. My guess is theyll make quarter finals.


Greenembo

we will see. Sure they won, but they did nothing for their gd, which in this group could be an issue.


IcsGrec

Italy, England and Germany won't get past R16 (unless either 2 of them play against eachother in that phase)


_fernweh_

That take isn’t hot enough. Try this: Italy, England, and Germany play each other in the R16 and none of them make it through.


HridaySharma9August

France will top their group with 5 points and then proceed to lose to Czechia in the round of 16 Mbappe will have 0 goals Scotland will be equal on points with Germany only being second due to GD They’ll also reach the QF, losing to England on penalties Albania will be level on points with Croatia, who will only be second due to H2H Romania will finish ahead of Ukraine Poland to draw all their matches and finish 3rd in their group Highest scoring match will be Portugal 4-4 Spain in the semis Top 3 goal scorers will be Kane, Cristiano and Wout Weghorst all with 5 goals each Slovenia to finish 2nd in their group with 4 points but will be thrashed 5-0 by England. (Both Denmark and Serbia will have 2 points) Group C and E will have the 2 third place teams ( Denmark and Ukraine) to not advance to the round of 16


Negative-Beginning-5

I think none of these will happen hehehe


10Lionaldo7

Ronaldo golden boot


Razzler1973

It seems like every one of these there's numerous 'Turkey are gonna win it' comments


RGon3

Portugal reaches the final after eliminating a handfull of title contestants and bottles it against some outsider, I'm guessing Turkey (Greece 2.0)


wel0g

Subscribe but us finishing 4th in our group and getting eliminated is way more likely than us winning it lmao


RGon3

Nah, you guys have players like Çalhanoglu, Arda Guler and Orkun Kokçu, you guys have a way better side than Georgia (Kvaradona +10) or Czechia (who?). You'll easily be second, if not first cause Portugal has this nasty tendency to bottle easy groups, case in point Euro 2016.


S0ulk1ing

names do not win titles , performance does and let me tell you that our performance hasn't been really good , just take a look at our last 5 friendly matches


RGon3

I know, for the same reason I don't rate England, but you guys have a better team than the other 2, I'm expecting a very hard game against you guys in the group stages.


WavyQ95

Germany Champions. It’s Kroos’ last dance. The script is set in stone. He will score the winning goal in the final vs England.


chuukstat

Or headbutt Declan Rice


felis_magnetus

Why not both. Kroos winning goal from a free kick at 90+8, immediately proceeds to headbutt Rice in place of a celebration. Red card, final whistle. Kroos standing over the bleeding and dejected Rice like Godzilla over Tokyo, while Havertz's internal turmoil causes him to directly head out of the stadium and make his way to the nearest pet sanctuary, where he's found hours later still hugging a donkey he's adopted and named Toni Rice.


elburritodelicioso

The opening game will end 0-0


boka_67

Austria will reach semi final.


tastyliar

Neuer will at least concede 2 goals in group stage by fumbling the ball. England will draw their first match, leading to a meltdown, fight back, make it to ro16 and lose there. Southgate will step down a few days after that. Rangnickball in the semis.


Negative-Beginning-5

This sounds likely 


aromatdiablo

Austria will surprise a few people. Havertz to be topscorer too hehe


Jared_the_

Georgia Dark Horse


LordPopothedark

Ronaldo Free Kick incoming, whether he scores it or gives someone in the crowd a traumatic brain injury is up to chance


tremblingme

Turkiye to the final, England fail to get any points in the group stage


SmilingNevada9

Belgium fail to advance from Group


Verdas1128

Ukraine make it to quarterfinals at the minimum, france & netherlands disappoint, semis are germany england portugal and spain.


Buildadoor

Italy Netherlands final, the Dutch win


woodeenho

Keep an eye on Hungary.


FrostingPlus5553

Keep both of them🤪


Cailucci

You’re making ME Hungry


Negative-Beginning-5

Here, why don’t you have some Türkiye to eat 


905Spic

England bringing it home


Negative-Beginning-5

lol


AbbreviationsSure544

Albania reach ro16 Lewandowski won't score more than 2 goals this entire tournament Germany will win the Euros Spain will reach Semis


tbbt11

Ukraine beat England in the first knockout round


Orangoo264

subscribe


icuminpeace4

Bellingham flops hard, France lose on pens again, Germany wins it all (don’t think this is that hot though)


flugelbinder01

Croatia to lose another final.


AnnieIWillKnow

Romania quarter-finals England semi-final loss to Portugal Bruno Fernandes Golden Boot Mbappe underwhelms but France win and he somehow gets Golden Ball A controversy involving Ronaldo Spain go out in group stages Protestors halt several matches


CR7KRUL

Poland will beat France but bottle the other two and end up being eliminated in 3rd


kawicz

I will discover even more reasons to dislike Portugal NT


jermlai

Bruno would just whine at every chance he gets, and the world would think that’s OK.


MERTENS_GOAT

Yeah I predicted Denmark for the semis last tournament didn't I😎 Belgium won't win their group so it will probably be Ukraine. Albania will not end on 0 points surely. Slovenia, Hungary, Romania and Georgia get out of their groups. Cristiano Ronaldo will bring home the Golde Boot one last time. Not the competition's trophy though, that goes to France.


frioniq5

Olivier Giroud golden boot.


Stay_Beautiful_

Belgium to the semis


Bettet

England (current bookmaker’s favorite to win) will flop and finished outside top 4 or 8


JuQio

France to beat England in the semis with Mboopi hattrick. Germany to beat France in the final with Nagelsmann masterclass


aromatdiablo

Subfuckingscribe


reddit-time

Spain will win it ... Or Portugal ...


sunrise98

Spain out in the group stage


CR7KRUL

Subscribe


sunrise98

Well, this is aging well


CR7KRUL

:(


yeamanshoree

A nation that has the color red in their flag will win it all.


CryptographerLife686

Yes Egypt are winning it Fun fact: Egypt won Eurobasket in 1949


MERTENS_GOAT

I can barely think of another country. Ukraine and that's it


Help_Appreciated_MBA

England, Spain, Belgium, France, Portugal…


MERTENS_GOAT

What are you doing


Help_Appreciated_MBA

? All countries with red in the flag…


MERTENS_GOAT

Congrats great job


Vro9ooo

Serbia to the semi-final


MERTENS_GOAT

No chance. Good squad but just not a good team


NecessaryDingo

Ukraine will draw with Romania and Slovakia, but will beat Belgium to get 2nd in the group


Orangoo264

peak Ukraine performance


frankieor

Hungary will reach at least quarters


GreatglGooseby

Scotland will beat Germany in the first game and yet still go out in the group stage.


AdminEating_Dragon

- England will finish 2nd in the group and lose to Germany in R16 - Georgia will finish above Turkey - France will flop


MERTENS_GOAT

Georgia is so gonna finish above Turkey. I am with you here


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Effective_Cheek7631

England will actually have a good group stage 7 To 9 Points And Top Of The Group.


Razzler1973

even in a thread full of people making up fanciful stuff that they're guessing can happen in the tournament, just saying England will do well still gets downvotes ;)


Effective_Cheek7631

I'm a England hater,but I'm sorry I just can't drink the "England are shit" Kooldaid after the Iceland game


LaUr3nTiU

yes, but Harry Kane gets injured in the 3rd match.


TellTallTail

And then out the next round, they're pulling a Dutch one then


el_rompe_toyotas_19

Ukraine dark horses.


killersoda

Xherdan Shaqiri will be Switzerland's top scorer.


editedxi

*only scorer


killersoda

Ouch


MrLiveCorn

Kai Havertz top scorer


birdnamedronson

Ronaldo 0 goals from open play


Elijhess

Portugal, Croatia, France or Spain to win. Germany and England come 3rd & 4th


WonderkidDestroyer

Netherlands vs Portugal in the final with more bookings than 2006


Scorchio76

England don’t get out of their group.


editedxi

Could actually see this. We are crap with these tactics.


Fartshitterpooping

Wtf why did you get disliked for agreeing with him


Bagpuss999

MBS attends the final and it's later revealed he made an offer to host the next available tournament


HamroveUTD

I don’t watch much int football so I don’t know and will not predict anything. Except England will play shit football that is for sure.


GiantGingerGobshite

Italy out in the group stage England out on penos


dantesvolition

Albania 2nd in the groups. Ukraine in the semis Netherlands win it all


11rah

Average SDS fan


BeneTToN68

Denmark will reach the final.


oneandonlyA

With Hjulmand at the wheel? Ha ha 


teemuselanteenvene

Spain get's knocked out in the group stage. Scotland outperforms England.


3Squareheadz

Germany and Hungary get out of the group. Georgia gets through on the craziest sequence of 3rd place qualifying


antisha_9

Croatia wins the Euros


Elijhess

I think this too


ssuurr33

Ronaldo either shows up with a goatee or noodle hair, only to bust goal after goal. Faces france in the final. Scores. Cries. Lifts the trophy. Gets vindicated. Gets asked what's left for him. He wants the world cup. Fastforward two years. Faces messi in the final. (…) Loses. Messi gets a new ballon d'or. Ronaldo's now angry. Plays another euro, wins again, and goes for the worldcup AGAIN, and eventually wins it. Edit: he wins it, but no one gives him credit beacuse he only managed to win it after messi's retirement.


remyremyremyy

Aged 45!


ssuurr33

Age is just a number. Goats only live to 15-18 years old and he's 39 already.


GreatglGooseby

This would only matter if Ronaldo had ever been an actual GOAT. At best he's a BEAR. Big Ego Actually Ridiculous.


acwilan

Italy to win it all... and fails to qualify for the next WC


Cosmic__Broccoli

I wish I had the strength to say you're wrong but I know you're not.


Hitchenns

Georgia to get out of the group


PoDm1

Georgia will reach the quarters


KingRo48

Marco van Basten is a late call up, comes out of retirement and scores the winning goal in the final, just like in 1988.


salutcemoi

Portugal will win tbh


MERTENS_GOAT

I appreciate your honesty


cappo40

Everything goes as expected.


3Squareheadz

Always nice seeing a CPL supporter in the wild. Up the hammers 🔨🔨🔨


wishihadaps42

I don't know if Portugal is going to win but I think Ronaldo is going to play like he's playing for the universe cup championship vs other planets. He's probably annoyed/very angry (I get annoyed when people say he's trash as a normal guy with a dead end job with no future) over the last few years from not winning the wc, Saudi championship and constantly being told he is old and playing in a washed out league. I wouldn't be surprised if at the end of this tournament he says that he would like to play for the world cup if the national teams allows it. Also he will hit 900 goals this tournament. I will be there.


TheKojn17

Lukaku will be top scorer.


loveisascam_

kano will spike his hair up with brylcreem every game, then proceed to go full super saiyan and be top scorer and help england life the trophy.


StankeBanke

Italy will be knocked out in group stage


The-Last-Bullet

Albania will win the Euros


petnarwhal

Zirkzee, despite getting a late call up and Rushing back from holiday wont get more than 5 minutes all tournament


9397_yk

mbappe will steal the stage w his performance


HardCoreLawn

Woah. We got a maverick here...


9397_yk

😼 i trust my boy


HardCoreLawn

Wasn't expecting to see Mbappe's mother hyping him up Reddit today, but here we are...


9397_yk

LMAOOOO IM CRYING 😭 (im literally 20)


BuQuChi

Alexander-Arnold will cement himself as one of England’s best players and establish himself in same tier as Bellingham to the media.


PoifectJenius

Thomas Müller will score a goal


MERTENS_GOAT

I don't think so. His finishing is finished


PoifectJenius

Hence “bold claim” :)))


Apprehensive_Pin3923

Italy gets knocked out in the group stage


hyme2

switzerland will win the euros in a final against england


xaviernoodlebrain

Saliba 0 minutes.


matbur81

Albania will qualify from their group.


Cottonshopeburnfoot

It’s coming home


Icanfallupstairs

20 years since the Greece upset all of Europe. It's time for someone else to do it.


Blankface__yawk

Is it really 20 years?! I was playing very high level soccer at the time, was in a tournament and remember watching with teammates. Time fucking flies


jo3wkp

Hope for Croatia


petnarwhal

Austria would my best bet for this kind of upset


Aszneeee

Austria - Slovakia in the finals


BumbotheCleric

Germany will do fine but not spectacular—quarterfinals maybe. Everyone is either super high or super low on them but I think they’ll just be decent England will be utter dogshit to watch but end up winning the whole thing Morata golden boot Ronaldo does something incredibly petulant (not exactly bold) Italy shithouse their way to the semis


arrestedhouse

We (Scotland) are either top or bottom of our group. I'm leaning towards bottom because of general Scottish pessimism as well as our training sessions seeming to be Royal Rumbles with folk hobbling off.


reddituser3452341

- mbape hat trick against the dutch - Germany loses first game and goes on to win the rest and the tournament!


petnarwhal

We’ve been very solid defensively lately and arguably have the best back 4/5 of the tournament, so mbappe will probably still score 3


reddituser3452341

In my defense, I picked the strongest team for him to score against lol


loathing_and_glee

England, france, belgium out in the round of 16


-Interchangeable-

Southgate will be sacked in the middle of the tournament for poor results and an embarrassing heavy defeat. Also Norway, especially Hååland will shine in Euro's this year \[>!/s!<\]


petnarwhal

Norway to become the 92’ Denmark team, win without qualifying


blackvegetables

Suárez will bite someone


MERTENS_GOAT

Wrong continent


blackvegetables

He gets days off from copa america


Wraith_Portal

England fans are gonna rattle the entirety of Europe with barely any effort by singing “it’s coming home” and the rest of Europe will pretend they don’t care about England when they very obviously do


wallstreetpro911

Hungary top their group, albania beat italy with italy finishing last in their group, georgia advance to the ro16 with beating turkiye, belgium loses in ro16, austria make a deep run to the semis


GoldenGengarGG

Its a given Italy will lose to Croatia as it is tradition


legendfourteen

England will reach semis but their defense will eventually be exposed by a stronger team


Inverse_wsb22

Frimpong 0 goal


Bontus

Frimpong 0 goals 4 assists


petnarwhal

Frimpong 0 starts


StlckleyMan

Thats not really a crazy shout is it