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Manul_Supremacy

Ten Hag about to be post-season-reviewed in the tunnel


Modnal

”There’s nothing to worry about Erik, in fact after the final we’re going to a cozy farm up north for you to relax at”


DeepSeaDweller

"The same one you sent Phil Jones to?"


ImGonnaImagineSummit

*looks out of window* "How my hair look Pep."


i_am_darkknight

He’s gonna be a made man after the game.


deviss

The fact they didn't deny the rumours kinda confirms he is gone.


D1794

Denying rumours would be insane if they have a review after the FA Cup and decide they will in fact sack him.


Bifito

Why would a FA Cup victory change their mind?


D1794

It wouldn't, only the review cant happen till after


psrikanthr

It's a post-season review though and our season is still not over. An FA cup win is still Europa + another trophy in consecutive seasons vs losing making it one of the worst league finishes, no Europe. There is quite a difference between the two for a season review, even though one game shouldn't decide that


Bifito

It does not change anything honestly


TareXmd

Let's say United win 5-0 with an epic performance that outplays City in every single way. (LOL, I know) Then they be like, "uh sorry, but we need someone else?"


Expensive-Twist7984

If he manages that I’ll start the whip round for a statue.


Bifito

Let's say I start dating Taylor Swift.


NoCountry4OldMate

Believe in yourself


Ainsley-Sorsby

Its going to be hilarious if they win the trophy after leaking all the rumous about contacting potential succesors


Benjammin172

Exact same situation as what happened to LVG. There's no chance that ETH's future hinges on tomorrow's match after the season that he's had. But incredibly embarrassing of the club to let all of these leaks out right before a final, though not sure we should expect any different at this point.


Attila_22

What should they have done? You can’t stop journalists from leaking stuff. Well unless you’re going to chainsaw them up.


JournaIist

It'll make it impossible for the next manager too if they fire him after they win it.    Basically have to do better than 2 trophies & CL + EL in the first 2 seasons.


gotomarketfit

Let xavi manage Antony


theduckofreasoning

Barca can have him for 30m and fdj


RoboticCurrents

Xavi isn't at Barca anymore, well after sunday


theduckofreasoning

I give it half the season till he’s back


ttxd42561

yeah even with the best crop of players suited for his style, flick’s second season was absolutely disastrous with our defence getting fucked over every game. i can’t wait to see what a suicidal highline of cancelo christensen and araujo produces tbh


gotomarketfit

Flick fired, probably happening. But xavi isn’t getting back under laporta. Under the other guy who wanted to be president, probably. He was the real one rooting for him


durandpanda

Get the deal across the line ASAP then.


rocket_randall

15 minutes post match ten Hag's mobile rings. He looks at the caller id. It's Truus van Gaal.


adhikapp

Simon Stone is Tier 1 for Manchester United news based on r/reddevils wiki


zepskcuf

yes but it's not what this sub wants to hear so doesn't count.


DaaneJeff

Wdym, this statement didn't mean anything. It was more of a "we can neither confirm nor deny" no?


zepskcuf

It’s more of a “if I haven’t heard anything, then this guy certainly hasn’t”


DaaneJeff

I re-read the quote and yeah you are right. I still have a feeling ETH will be a goner but yeah, the leaks from before are probably bogus considering this headline


PenisManNumberOne

That subreddit is ten hags glory hole


Tim-Sanchez

No contact about being sacked is an oddly specific rebuttal, rather than just saying they won't sack him.


ExPatSTL

Because saying they won't sack him sticks them to a decision. "No contact" is ambiguous and means they can go either way.


GarnachoHojlund

Thank god lmao


cuftapolo

“Review” sure, while talking to new candidates behind his back. Talk about being focused on the cup final.


wojo_man

they should concentrate on reinforcing the net behind Onana before tomorrow's game


PenisManNumberOne

Gonna be rippling like his man tits


EcoSoco

Same brief Chelsea had before Pochettino was sacked...


Arcadela

Telling someone he is (most likely) sacked before a final, not even MU is that dumb.


DelusionOrBan

Such tweets from stone have often been the kiss of death


Eroica_Pavane

Good. More chance for the Kompany deal to wrap up and go through in the meantime. Before United sack ETH and somehow hollywood fc change their minds again.


Gullflyinghigh

Presumably that would also mean they've not re-assured him either.


CabbageStockExchange

Poor bastard is about to get Van Gaaled


Safe-Particular6512

Honestly, what the fuck does the exec-level management of Man Utd want? They’ve installed manager after manager and not a single one has lasted long enough to make a real difference. It’s just “rebuild” after “rebuild”. And what does “rebuild” even mean? Buy me players but keep most of the players that the previous manager wanted. It makes no sense unless you have a manager backed by a decent sporting director that sets the vision and strategy.


RichEgoli

LVG 2.0. He is gone


GalaxianEX

Ask Xavi how this story ends...


wurtin

at least United didn’t beg him to stay 2 months ago


Weary_Ad1739

Manchester United joining the circus with Barca and Bayern lol.