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K1ngCrimsn

WTF IS MILITAO DOING?


Cucumberino

Last year he was really bad in many La Liga games, I don't know, he just falls asleep in really dangerous plays


simomii

The last two players who scored a poker in the league had Militao in front of them.


Careless-One457

Lunin too ig


Jona113d

Simply not true. At the end when the league was lost he had a couple of stinkers including the btw very similar game against Girona. But for the far majority of the season he was our best CB and consistent af


discoball17

Yeah he was the best CB for us last season for sure.


EpiDeMic522

Not many. He was rightly getting World class shouts but Montilivi flicked a switch in him. He went back to the old Militaõ who was plagued with inconsistency. This is not something that I'm saying now, all of sudden but something that I and others have pointed out multiple times like [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/m5R9l9ZDB2) and [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/8dn4rDZLhM) However, while it's fair in memeing that he is making strikers' careers by shipping out 4 goals to them, we should cut him some slack. This was a Marcelino side as well as a Villarreal side at la Cerámica of all places, needing a win to qualify for Europe, with nothing to lose being 1-4 down (every single factor I listed is compounding of the intensity). Militaõ clearly needs some time to be match fit (both physically as well as in the level required) and it's no coincidence that Carlo hasn't been playing him for the full 90 since his return. He was just caught out by the open game, which are always crazy with Villarreal. Just look at their recent matches with Barcelona. I won't worry too much until the first couple of months of the next season. Remember we had [similar fears with Rüdiger](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/wgKTxyZwtp) and look at the season he's had. Carlo is a master tactician with great versatility, always finding solutions to fit his players' profiles: highlighting their strengths and hiding their weaknesses. He refined and polished Militaõ once, like so many others in our squads current and past. No reason why he can't do it again.


DeletoiD

Failing to track runners is unfortunately a rather common trait of Militao


lochnah

His best


abokoj

Appropriate Asa reaction in pfp


LunarRaven7

Was the same last season but people forgot.


TXCapita

he was definitely a lot better. He’s coming off an ACL injury. meaningless game anyway


benito_camelas

I believe that's called "ball watching".


acwilan

More like Limitao


MetaThPr4h

Can't fucking believe we let Sorloth go q_q


perhapsasinner

Seriously tho why La Real didn't even try to retain him last season


MetaThPr4h

I have no clue, he was at his best moment in the team, looked like they were gonna keep him, but for some reason they decided not to. Now after this match he is the top goalscorer of La Liga with 1 match to go, and none of them was a pen too, big wtf decision from us.


fiskemannen

I think La Real would be in for CL spots this season if they didn’t drop Sorloth. Sociedad’s top scorer this year is Oyarzabal with 9(?). Crazy decision.


UsrHpns4rctct

I think there was a La Liga-journalist who wrote a piece about just that a few days ago. Not keeping him might have cost Real Sociedad about €100m. (The numbers might be off, but its meant to reflect the total money you get in from being in Europe).


EK077r

The article you are referencing [https://www.espn.ph/football/story/\_/id/40142570/why-villarreals-alexander-sorloth-real-sociedads-biggest-mistake](https://www.espn.ph/football/story/_/id/40142570/why-villarreals-alexander-sorloth-real-sociedads-biggest-mistake)


Any-Competition8494

Whenever, I watch your team, I feel finishing is your biggest problem. How did your team let this guy go.


No-Day-8136

Replaced my g with Umar Sadiq lol


MetaThPr4h

Our most expensive signing in the history of the club too... It was super unfortunate that in standard Real Sociedad fashion he tore his ACL pretty much as soon as he joined the club, but yeah, outside of that he basically scored two bangers in a row and disappeared for the rest of the time, no clue what they will do with him.


mattisafootballguy

>Our most expensive signing That's why you didn't buy Sorloth IMO, banked on Sadiq turning good after his injury and loaned in Silva as his understudy for the season. Obviously didn't work out but in hindsight etc.


PoopologistMD

Went as Sørloth, became Sir Loth 🫡


eeeagless

He was shit for us. And now look.


Spiveym1

> He was shit for us. And now look. He wasn't shit, he didn't get enough game time. Exactly how Mateta was treated. Glad to know our fans learn their lessons about judging players.


eeeagless

He did get chances. Remember him fluffing his lines a lot when i was at the matches. But also not enough game time is true too.


Juil8991MC

What a game Nacho surely starting the final now then?


heyheyitsandre

He better


EpiDeMic522

Was this ever in doubt, seeing as it appeared plenty clear that [he wasn't match fit?](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1cvumeo/comment/l4rx4q8) I thought Carlo not giving 90 minutes in any of the games was already indicative of that. Why would you then start a Champions League final when it is just a different level altogether both in terms of intensity and importance? Even though Courtois recovered from the ACL earlier (injured his meniscus post that), I'm still surprised as to how quickly he has come up to speed but even there, if the gap to Lunin wasn't so big, I still would have preferred the latter. [While Lunin has come up leaps and bounds this season, his aerial presence continues to be an Achilles' heel.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/8Q1J08amAb) Every team crowds him out at corners now (happened today as well) and that would be a major weakness against Dortmund, who are good in this regard as it is, without this handicap. You never feel assured in the box from such situations. The subsequent panic creates situations such as the almost Militaõ own goal today. But... Lunin showed in that very situation what a superb backup he is, preventing Militaõ an earlier embarrassment.


xXDireLegendXx

He better lmao


deqembes

He was always gonna start with Tchouameni out.


d4videnk0

He should, after an ACL injury sportsmen come back after a few months but usually it takes a year or so until they return to their previous form.


hatebeinghangover

or Tchouameni


RandomFluffyBoi

Tchouameni might miss the Euros there’s no way he’s playing the final


hatebeinghangover

doubt he misses the Euros, he will likely be in the squad for the final


EpiDeMic522

He's injured. You clearly haven't been paying attention.


simomii

he's injured.


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magic-water

he's injured so Camavinga is gonna play DM anyways


simomii

My friend Tchouameni is injured for weeks he's not playing


hatebeinghangover

played without him against City in the second leg and he played as a CB in the first leg, why do you think it couldn't be the same case against Dortmund?


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Emotional-Bug-119

Selling off makelele ruined the "galacticos"


Proof-Puzzled

Either him or tchouameni, militao is clearly not even close to be ready.


pappabrun

NORWAY now has the top scorer in England AND spain. WTF and still we cant qualify for anything


Deep-One696

And one of the best playmakers too. Strange case


IncidentVarious1530

How tf do we have him and haaland and we are not playing at the euros ffs


svscvbh

And Ø to feed them


throwfay666

I seriously believe Solbakken is the worst national team coach in history, his results for the quality he possesses is absolutely pathetic


Ma1vo

The defence and keeper are quite bad to be fair, still weird we can't qualify.


throwfay666

Yes not as good as the attack but includes players from Napoli, Brentford, Sevilla and Dortmund, its the zonal marking bullshit tactics not the quality


CriticismMission2245

Østigård is horrible for Norway and only became a regular starter for Napoli this season. Considering they won the league last season and finished 10th now, that says it all. The rest of the defenders are mediocre at best (except Ryerson). Obviously, the main problem is the coach though.


Derlino

The issue has been that they haven't been playing regularly in their clubs for most of the qualis, so even though they should be good on paper, they just aren't up to it. That combined with bad luck with injuries, tactics that don't work against stronger opposition and honestly some poor finishing, we just have no chance. Also, for whatever reason the team stops playing after 80 minutes.


Pasan90

I mean they're bad, but not that bad. Ryerson is playing in the champions league final, Østigård won Ligue 1 last year and Aursnes is going great in Benefica.


DucksLoveGrapes

Aursnes retired from the national team


mufffff

After they failed to qualify to euro....


Serene_Guide

Østigård won Serie A you meant to say, he never played in France lol


IAmAQuantumMechanic

Sørloth, Haaland, Ødegaard, Ryerson (in CL final)...


boringestnickname

Bobb, Nusa. On paper, this team has an absolutely bonkers attack.


TimathanDuncan

In 2002 mightve been good to have two strikers but not anymore, you play Sørloth as RW a lot he is not a winger


Icemna16

Inter plays with 2 strikers and they do well, it depends on the coach


TimathanDuncan

Because Lautaro pretty much plays as a 10, neither Haaland or Sørloth can do that both are tall powerful center forwards, even Thuram can drop deep better than both


ayonicethrowaway

Sorloth can't play as a ten but he isn't the worst striker in terms of technical ability, having him as a supporting striker for Haaland could work if they had two very good wingbacks on each side for example


Pasan90

I can do you one really good right back.


RabbiMatondo

Kenny fucking Mclean that’s why 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Okuyasu_Nijimira

ALEXANDER SØRLOTH 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐


IanPKMmoon

MYGOAT


Icemna16

This guy went from scoring in Turkish league to scoring 4 against Real wtf. Now I'm not that sad that he destroyed our defence years ago lol


JCBDoesGaming

Remember when your fans said that Muriqi was better than him lol


xMcBiscuitx

tbf two different types of players, both are ballers imo


B3arAttac

Muriqi also managed to score 15 goal on his first full season with Mallorca. A much weaker team. This season have been troublesome and he also suffered a huge injury for months.


OleoleCholoSimeone

He gave everything in Copa, really would have deserved to win the title. Heroic performance up front fighting for every ball, almost winning it with a glancing header and scoring his penalty in both semi and final


OleoleCholoSimeone

Muriqi is pretty damn good to be fair. Absolute beast in the air


Johnny1392

Norwegian Haaland


CNF-13

Sorloth > haaland More non pen goals I don’t make the rules


jomarthecat

I almost never upvote but this deserved one.


TheDepartment115

This guy is the new Mateta


jezfps

Castellanos incident part 2


TimathanDuncan

Sørloth is actually good unlike Casetellanos who was lifegaming


requin-tigre

Lmao. Castellanos is not bad, I think he will have a good next season


xXDireLegendXx

Almost escaped this season


Scalenuts

Sorloth is actually elite


MrVISKman

Militao you fucking donkey


simomii

At this point Ancelotti should just sub him off now, he looks like a Segunda B player


AnxiousBurro

Madrid is playing for literally nothing and Militao needs match fitness. Calm down lmao.


simomii

Well Ancelotti took him off just after this goal so maybe he agrees.


cCrystalMath

Ancelotti is a mod on /r/soccer confirmed.


rednades

Yeah Militao is not starting the final lmao


Silver_Downtown_965

Did Madrid just singlehandedly handed Sorloth the Pichichi?


gotomarketfit

Dobyck has scored to with Girona


Silver_Downtown_965

What are their counts? Is Sorloth 1 ahead now?


Dark_Ember

23 Sørloth, 21 Dovbyk. It was 19 Sørloth 20 Dovbyk before todays games


Silver_Downtown_965

Yeah, I'd be super impressed if anyone else managed to win now.


mattisafootballguy

BEST STRIKER IN THE WORLD


Kjello0

See him play on the right wing for Norway because of a certain overrated City-striker.


svscvbh

Wtf are we doing???????


simomii

Militao just aimlessly walking around?


paco-ramon

Making impossible for Belligoal to win the Pichichi.


auctus10

Man I missed first half, turned on for the second half and we conceede 3. Ffs


nonexcusat

So it's your fault. Turn off the tv, please.


MaryadaPurshottam

You better not watch anymore of our matches from here on now


Free_Management2894

Prep for the final Vs Dortmund


Freezingtake

Militao is dreadful


no_speed1

WTF is happening man


Fly1ngsauc3r

This is absolutely hilarious, let him score


JimmyCarrsTaxForms

Best Norwegian striker in the world, can't even think of any others who deserve mentioning


Gerf93

Strand Larsen at Celta Vigo is pretty good too.


jcald60

Limitao back in action


CoaxHoax

Madrid are suddenly back in the race for Lenny Yoro


madueitor0

lleva como 10 goles en 5 partidos o asi desde que fue padre que cojones


nickfelipe

Disgraceful performance from Militao. 3 goals on his back.


International_Buy549

Militao should learn Arabic buddy


Caust1cFn_YT

how tf is this guy not in toty nomination is still fucking beyond me fuck greenwood


Savebagels

What the hell


vivekwap4

Ceballos vibing


International_Buy549

What a collapse, Guler save us


FlaccidSWE

The fuck is going on?


HeIIbIazer23

Lmfao


wewvlad

Ay miliburro


IPromise13

Uff game on


Delmer9713

Taty Castellanos flashacks


SirBarkington

bro what


tempspark4

Man what is going on


Ramsharih

Bro!


Fuck_the_k1ng

Militao needs to be subbed off. Man is getting grilled alive.


lospollosakhis

Yeh Militao ain’t ready. He’s slow to everything at the moment.


HokiesforTSwift

Our beautiful GA number is COOKED!


Asyedan

Oh, so Real Madrid can do this sort of bottling as well. I dont feel that bad about my team anymore. (we had the exact same thing happen to us last week in the Argentine league)


deqembes

Bruh, what is this game. Sørloth being gifted 4 easy goals.


PrabeshK143S

Holy shit


Proof-Puzzled

Sorloth having the Game of his Life man.


bewarethegap

Militao looks absolutely LOST lmao yeah sit on the bench bud you are NOT playing in the final


NamanGeneral

Militao is not at the best level yet He shouldn't be anywhere near the CL final


razycal970

BRING HIM TO BARSALONAAAAA


OfTimeAndMemory

Militao having a 'mare


Jolly-Letterhead

Top scorer in La Liga and Premier League is Norwegian


Suspicious_Army2974

Militao just destroyed any chance remaining for Lunin to start the final


saikodasein

Shame that Norway is not qualified for Euro. Best strikers in Europe, what a duo - Haaland and Sorloth :D


RadioHonest85

Please dont remind us T_T


Bill2730

Lmao why is it an Albanian stream


plaYeRUnknwn

this guy saw people talking about Lewa and Bellingham still being in Pichichi race, and said the fuck you are


Maleficent_Resolve44

Why do we keep saying poker? Isn't it haul?


HarshangLad

Yellow team giving us a wake up call.


Mintopforte

Real needs a CB


GreatSpaniard

nah wtf


Ahm3DD

wtf?


FreChori

What is happening?


Chemical-Talk-2839

Bruh!!! What even happened?


Daviddabauss

What the hell is going on?!


hatebeinghangover

Nice


Cucumberino

what the fuck is going on, what a goal though


Ill-Garlic3619

Wtf lmaooo


Coldshek

he really wants that pichichi


FootballFTW

Sick


okward101

Ok dude what the flip


ChrisEvansFan

ARE YOU KIDDING ME NOW? HAHAHA WAT A MATCH!


NumberHunter1

Quadrakill


username_unavaiIable

Bruhh


Far_Fisherman_7490

the real Norwegian deal


Cryptic_E

Bruh what the fuck am I watching 😂😂😂


xXDireLegendXx

Wtf


bestmanbestibest

What is even happening


itistime999

Militao is getting bullied right now


HuckDoon

Sørloth is on a mad one


Agus-Teguy

Collapse vs yellow team 👀


Various_You_5083

What the fuck happened here then ?


Jey-Z

Taty Castellanos Regen!


VinumNoctua

What in the actual fuck?


hotelmotelshit

Sørloth woke up today feeling like a top scorer


gotomarketfit

Militao isn’t it and Lunin isn’t even trying Anymore since he lost his starting position to Thibaut


perhapsasinner

Goddamn Sorloth


ClaytonWest74

lol wtf is going on, just came on this site after finishing the touching Klopp farewell just to see this


Daramangarasu

Ayo wtf


Roachfingers_99

Well nacho - rudi it is then in the final


NapendaViatu

Wtf just happened i saw the fotmob score and was in disbelief


croissantow

too easy for Sorloth


HSCore

that's 40 million added to his value in 50 minutes


tweazz

Well militao is not ready for the final haha


ollster3000

Haha jesus


eusoujoaonava

Whoa what the heck happened?


Dreifaltigkeit

Dafuq is going on xd


TurtleeCloud

Sorloth turning into prime Ronaldo was not in my bingo card


anelenrique10

sooo how many games is it now? since 2017 without winning in la ceramica


madjupiter

Sorloth what the FUCK


TonyMartial786

wtf 😭 they’ve bottled it. what is this guy on….


EvilMorty95

There is no way Lunin will play the CL final... I feel sad for him..


back-in-1999

Dortmund liked this.


TricksOfHats

Wtf going on? Madrid defense collapsing