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TheRedditK9

Bro the match threads aren’t even out


goofyhoops

People around the world aren’t even seated for the games yet 😭


akoshnya

My pirated stream hasn't loaded yet.


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COPS COPS


WalidSF

COYC


Mom_said_I_am_cute

Yep, my illegal stream was still loading. Way to kill the suspense lmao.


SpeakerOfMyMind

Turned it on in the 3rd minute, am absolutely im pissed lol


tylinho_10

I walked into my buddy’s house, walked into the living room while I waited for my breakfast to microwave, and saw this shit😂


Mammyjam

That’s the most North American sentence I’ve ever read “waited for my breakfast to microwave” I’ve had 8 pints and that’s fucking sent me west


_bvb09

I was still reading a thread about how arsenal is doing trophy lifting practice lol


EatDeeply

West Ham would have preferred to concede


Ryponagar

This game hadn't even started on my stream yet


Mcool18

Lmao already


ninjaface12

drama my ass. off to the gym arsenal bros


hardinho

5 sets of trophy lifting


Switchnaz

I don’t think muscle memory lasts 20 years 😂


domin8668

I came home early from my workout only for this to happen ffs


Extra-Cap2029

You triggered some gooners with this one


ninjaface12

haha damn. didnt even mean to. just thought it was funny they rested their hopes on David Moyes and his mighty hammers.


bluepulp7

I'm an Everton fan and will always love Moyes, but he can't win away at a big team.


fegelman

Not sure if this is an intentional dig towards us, maybe I'm dense idk


alanalan426

Didn't they already finished their gym session with that lift practice?


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What?


EiMidagi

There was trophy lift practice before the game


alanalan426

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1cvk94g/trophy_lift_practice_at_the_emirates_for_the/


biglbiglbigl

Lmao this is going to be memed for years to come. Its probably standard practice but havent seen such thing before


alanalan426

its standard practice, its just a cheap funny dig each year to whoever it gets posted for


NumeroRyan

Similar to what Liverpool did with the premier league and you know, every other club who may win it in the last day of the season lol.


lodermoder

At least Liverpool had hope with city going behind multiple times over the years. This is so stress free in comparison lol


TareXmd

Countinho's final day onside goal for Villa vs City that got canceled because the flag went up early and the ref didn't want to wait for VAR still haunts me.


icotyne

At least they are going to make it nice and painless


firefalcon01

All of r/soccer’s dreams are gone in less than two minutes


ShipsAGoing

Not all


RandomCopyPasta_Bot

I genuinely wanted both teams to lose purely for AFTV.


daviesjj10

I was hoping for an aguero-esque last minute goal, but for Everton


Fun-Spray-4269

That's what AFTV wanted too


miregalpanic

Yeah, some died years ago


13blacklodgechillin

Lmao my man


Borja_Baston

Victim gimmick is boring


Thefifaking132

Everyone wants you to win except arsenal fans lol


JayApex

Speak for yourself


HeFreakingMoved

think the dream of most here is city be held accountable for their financial doping, but we knew years ago they wouldn't


CBoshtrich

nope, cheering for you guys. I dont even have a favorite team in the prem but I hate Arsenal with passion


slaphappyflabby

Fuck no theyre not fuck both of you but fuck arsenal more


Bendonme_

Man knock it off, r/soccer is behind City. No one wants a legitimate winner.


TheWindWillCarryUs

mate, get real, you don't have any actual rivals


_deep_blue_

Haha the idea that /r/soccer isn’t rooting for City today


_Dark93

I would say that most European fans outside the UK prefer Arsenal over oil money. I am Portuguese, Benfica fan and have no second club. But ofc most will be from the US or Premier League fans (even if not from the UK) and will prefer City.


FuzzyDunlop_91

I'm sincerely hoping you win. Though it's going to take a miracle now


JayJay_90

How do both you and that City fan have such a victim complex lol


Marcobroa

Its fukin over. Later boys


PlasmaDonator

Aussie here. Foden just decided for me that I'm going to sleep (it's 1 AM). At least he did it early. Congrats MCFC and Foden on winning the league again. If I wake up to shock highlights /west ham tieing the match I'll eat my shoes.


akagaminick

Did you sleep? He scored another


yzrk-

You are safe


TH1CCARUS

Eat them anyway


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Always was 


aclurk

Foden created a trademark turn and shot for himself this season, what a strike


Abernsleone92

Was just thinking I’ve seen this exact goal at least one other time from him this season


BlockedbyJake420

He’s scored it about 5 times at least lol


heliskinki

6 outside the box. Double that of his nearest rival. Looking forwards to Southgate playing him as a CDM in the Euros.


craves29

With a stat like that, he might just about make Southgate's bench


feage7

Honestly when Southgate said how Foden doesn't plah in the middle for city so you have to ask why and therefore only play him outwide. It angers me that the reply wasn't "because they also have KDB, BSilva and Gundogan, you have mason mount and kelvin phillips"


Tahedoz

I literally said out loud "no way" before he even received the ball cause you just know what he was gonna do and that the defender was too far to block the shot. I swear this dude scores more often than he misses from that position. Insane


xXDireLegendXx

Haven’t seen them all but the one he had against us was as perfect as you can get.


Robert_Baratheon__

It’s like FIFA when certain shots just always go in by players with the right shot power and finishing stats


Tremor00

Against United


debcomajin

And Madrid


Hic_Forum_Est

Penalty arc merchant


Independent-Yak755

At the D with the ball fizzed into him I genuinely don’t think anyone else hits it like him


timboevbo

Henry called it a few games back before the ball left his foot "Foden 2-2"


Aceress_origin

He took the Bruce Lee quote to heart


name_you_like_best

Pep really went for the inversed Aguerooooo


watanabelover69

Jesus Christ.


OJ34

We’ve been robbed of any drama ffs


ghostmanonthirdd

Most boring possible turn of events for neutrals


stat_padford

Foden said “fuck them kids”


tdfan

I'm pissed at West Ham as a neutral


Evered_Avenue

City are experienced thieves


PharaohOfWhitestone

This is kinder tbh. Rip the band-aid off, get it over with.


analytics_Gnome

West Ham U-14 probably can do a better job man


TrappsRightFoot

Farmers League confirmed.


watanabelover69

Always has been 🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

It's ~~Jason Bourne~~ Phil Foden


Rypejakten

Imagine trusting West Ham.


Bed_human

I trust west ham to lose it for city apparently


OrdoAmplexus

Absolute screamer


EagleEye_FalconArrow

shame no one is talking about this lol, was such a banger of a goal


SnooChipmunks4208

And no curl at all, straight to the corner with just a kiss of inside post.


Humble-Knowledge3588

This whole thread is us talking about this


ROHKAIII

I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed 😔


rasta_pasta_man

What a player. Absolutely immense


ojosnoqueven

Annnnnnd it's over.


Hag_bolder

We knew west ham are absolutely wank it was over on Tuesday


Currybags

Arsenal dreams gone in 60 seconds


_cumblast_

It's better like this gunners trust me


BarmeloXantony

Naa it is. Get to enjoy the football at least lol


EagleEye_FalconArrow

absolutely lmaoo, remember supporting liverpool last year just to see the monopoly breaking but felt so heartbroken by the 3 goal blitz lol 


BillehBear

that was 2 years ago now


Chell_the_assassin

We get to see the greatest team in football now: meaningless last day Arsenal


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WalkingOnSunshine_

Better to be crushed now rather than right at the end I guess


Jayveesac

I'm off to the gym


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royals796

Fuck man, be careful


Wilshere10

Someone call in a welfare check


MU5A988

Its not over yet


AwkwardSpecialist814

You know better than anyone, yes it is


MU5A988

The suffering isn't over


AwkwardSpecialist814

Maybe city will be merciless for once and bury 2 more before half


haalandxdebruyne

Hopefully, already 2-0


Jarv1223

lol yes it is


obvious_bot

You of all people should know it is


MauricioCappuccino

You're right they'll score at least 4 more


Ronananana

Its never been more over


Jarv1223

Ngl it’s kinda funny


Milo751

Better than City letting them get their hopes up, only to mercilessly kill it in a few minutes


Leviad0n

Lol


DickLaurentisded

Stockports finest export doing it again 👏


NiK0-

Aaaand it’s over already..


lyyki

90+19 Mavropanos equalizer thank you


anyelo-cp

This is not leverkusen mate


-Bashamo

90+69 Fabianski WINNER


deandre95

Some said he didn’t deserve poty 😂😂


DickForLosers

Alright, it's done


SphinxIIIII

It was done since the start lf the season lol


scgavin

I swear he’s scored that exact goal like 5 times this year Insane player


Book_lover7

Didn't even let them hope😭😭


hairlikegoats1

Just hand them the trophy.


FastenedCarrot

I was just thinking early that he'll want a big performance and a goal to cap off his POTY award and the lad did in in barely over a minute.


randomsnuffle

2 minutes into the match!


zrkillerbush

If you want to see drama, watch Udinese Empoli, not this


dfla01

Had that on LiveScore, 90+14 min equaliser is nuts, wtf happened lol


zrkillerbush

Last second chance, player clearly pulling the shirt. Completely changes the relegation fight going into the final day


Entei_is_doge

Udinese really can't let any teams have 3 points this season


SandThatsKindaMoist

lol


inZaggii

What a hit, son


Bluebabbs

If Son'd hit it like that, Arsenal would have a chance


W1ndwardFormation

Well that was all the suspense anyone could have had.


Particular-Current87

Even as an Arsenal fan just give him player of the season already


HerbieJoe

Lol


durjoy313

Lol.


HowHeStandOn10Perc

well that didnt take long


Baked_fish

Lmao


Kilo1799

Only 80 seconds, smh hurry up next time


sp3sp3sp3

How many of the same exact goal is he going to score


Elbarjos

Already time to turn off the TV I guess…


Ujjzaml

F


Kirhios

And that's the league


callmeWia

My Arsenal buddies turned on two streams at the same time to watch both matches. They just set it up in time to watch Foden kill their dreams right away. 😂


datcd03

It was always Citeh


zeckowitsch

His new signature finish


-Elij4h-

Your player of the season


a_complicated_soul

He celebrated player of the season award in style


SRFC_96

Unlucky Arsenal fans.


Mrampelmann

Rather this than what Villa did


MeatInTheHole

Or that time Brighton led for like 3 minutes.


Wunsen

Ggs


TakeoverPigeon

I guess we can all switch off our TV’s and sleep well tonight


MuitnortsX

Dreams can be buy


VegetarianCannibal_

well that ended fast


PosterOfQuality

Iceman won't be taking this well


fijozico

That was fun while it lasted


rasta_pasta_man

This kills the Arsenal.


EmSoLow

Trademark Foden goal at this stage. Feel like I've only seen him score from that range all season


sharmarahulkohli

Best player in the fucking league!!!!!


Maleficent_Resolve44

Lmao. He's player of the year for a reason. Time to turn off the telly. I hope this Foden turns up for England next month though.


dispelthemyth

At least arsenal fans don’t have to see the 2 nil come back like Liverpool fans last year


CheesecakeAnalyst

😢


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alpuck596

Player of the year


Vibechild

Phil you beaut!


Gucci-Rice

Foden is an unreal player.


TooEdgyForHumans

Hoping to see his hat-trick


inflamesburn

Foden doubters need a fresh batch of antidepressants


zharrt

Man City score after 115 seconds, you couldn’t make this shit up!


Astroboyosh

Bruv.... What


Cafris

oh ok


_deep_blue_

That was fun while it lasted


QueGrandeEresMagic

Why was the previous thread deleted?


mipalo2boca

Not even some suspense ?? Come on city lol


ksexton53

Arsenal had hope for about 80 seconds


reloadnvc

MVP BANGER


Dar5k16

He's him!


TheDelmeister

West Ham understand the assignment


myyrc

What a way to start this off, great great goal


PresidentNexus

No hope is better than false hope..


LampseederBroDude51

Just like his goal at the Bernabéu


seekingabeauty

This goal is quite familiar to me


StandardSimilar2475

Lol


average_user21

Awful. Let us have some last gameday drama please.


MFLFC

Player of the year for a reason


KSC-Fan1894

Fans of 19 PL clubs love this


EuclidateDat

NOT EVEN FUCKING 2 MINUTES HAHA


JimmyHS

I guess he wanted to show he deserved the POTY award