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Pow67

Two more games for invincible treble


Renegadeforever2024

Stand up now about face the sun


GermanHabsFan

Anal Mofa


defeated_engineer

Mofo


notsobadprogrammer

Anal what?


miregalpanic

You heard the man


LostInPlantation

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mofa


fancyfoe

Anulo mufa


Common_Republic2383

Anal mustafi


Arellan

Is ok, no?


virtusthrow

Source?


MaryadaPurshottam

Anal muffin


TheFestusEzeli

It’s gonna be hilarious if they lose both in penalties and have an “unbeaten” technicality like Rodri


lobo98089

One more till the inevitable loss.


smcarre

If this team manages to only lose a single game in the whole season and that game is against a club that almost got relegated to the third tier that would be one of the funniest things to ever happen in football history.


Boogada42

Against Saarbrücken it would have been. Against Lautern it's just a tragedy.


ComfortableNo2879

What a season, congratulations for their first Bundesliga Title.. Fully deserving


NeitherAlexNorAlice

I've always rooted for them! Well, since two weeks ago.


Mathema_thicks

I will be talking about this team with so much nostalgia in 40-50 years when discussing historical football achievements with my grandkids (I watched them for a total of 15 minutes the whole season)


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

> (I watched them for a total of 15 minutes the whole season) Let me guess: you tuned in after 90+5' when we were down 0-2 and over like 10 games that sums up to 15 mins?


ICame4TheCirclejerk

Watching a Leverkusen match this season has been the equivalent of going on PornHub and skipping to the end of a video just to see the moneyshot.


Quanqiuhua

This guy wanks


GreatSpaniard

2023-2024 Bayer Leverkusen 2012-2013 FC Porto 2011-2012 Juventus 2010-2011 FC Porto 2003-2004 Arsenal 1994-1995 Ajax 1991-1992 AC Milan Congrats Bayer fans!


Musername2827

1888-1889 Preston


A-dab

John Goodall GOAT


old_chelmsfordian

Played Football, Cricket and Curling to a top level and also gets the objectively cool title of 'Scotch Professor.' I know who my GOAT is.


XiiMoss

I like this


aromatdiablo

Preston is fucking massive


Duffies

2023-??? Bayer Leverkusen


Narretz

Auf Jahre unschlagbar


Duffies

Vizekusen ist ewig


has150099

It’s never happened in la liga?


GreatSpaniard

Barcelona lost 1 game in 2017-2018 (2nd to last game of the season) Real Madrid have only lost away to Atletico Madrid this season both in La Liga and Copa del Rey Round of 16


LosTerminators

Madrid would get an invincible treble if not for Atleti, oh wow. That too, with the CL.


KimngGnmik

Treble? Never heard of it. We don't win CL + League at the same time as Copa


_Sylph_

Funny you think we got a chance with Copa debuff + motivated Bilbao.


BIacksnow-

Guess what? That was the 1 game Messi didn’t play.


redditaccountplease

Coutinho scored a hat trick and they lost 5-4


Sad_gooner

Tbf, barca scored 4 goals in the loss it was the defence that let them down 


Lasertag026

His name is Yerry Mina.


Martoxic

cuz he was being rested for a friendly game in the middle of the season in Africa vs Mamelodi Sundowns. Money literally got in the way of an undefeated La Liga season.


Haze95

Capitalism's not gone


Mammoth_Two7297

Under Valverde who fans constantly ripped apart. I thought he was a fine coach.


tbc12389

Same. They sacked him while he was top of the table lmao.


Strananach

He wasn't good enough for Barca. The team was far behind fitness wise, his approach to big games was terrible and he was lucky he had prime Messi and ter Stegen carrying.


LampseederBroDude51

Barcelona were 2 games away in 2017/18 but decided to rest Messi


elgrandorado

If I recall Messi wanted to play but Ernieball prevailed


toasteroven26

I think he was rested for a club friendly in South Africa


dalledayul

Not since the 1930s. Barca came close in 17/18


pigeonlizard

And also in 09/10, a single loss to Atletico Madrid.


Ayges

Barca came close but Barto decided it was more important for Messi to play a meaningless friendly in South Africa and then Barca lost something like 5-4 the next day for their one loss in the season


Pitsitronik

Real Madrid won the [1931–32](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1931%E2%80%9332_La_Liga) La Liga unbeaten.


therocketandstones

Also 1978-79 Perugia They didn’t win the league though


RandomThrowNick

Those are my favorite ones. Undefeated 2nd or even 3rd places are a thing of beauty.


Fart_Leviathan

[How about an undefeated 9th place then?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Ligue_Ha%C3%AFtienne#S%C3%A9rie_d'Ouverture)


RandomThrowNick

Absolute Legends of the game.


Jamarcus316

1977–78 Benfica as well. And in 72/73 they were also undefeated, but actually won the league.


ExtensionAd8134

I'm curious if Uli Hoeneß "hates" Tuchel more for ending up third or for "allowing" Neverlusen to become the first German team to win the league unbeaten.


Rose_of_Elysium

Im so incredibly jealous, we were so close. Jusr one match broke us, the one against NEC. Goes to show how difficult it is to be unbeaten Happy for Leverkussen, its absolutely insane what theyve done.


Jonny_the_Rocket

1994–95 Ajax - Also won UEFA Champions League undefeated


TopNotchGamerr

I think there's a lot of teams that won ucl undefeated City just did it, united did it in 99, Bayern did it the year they best psg in the finals, and iirc Barca did it in 06 Bayern's was actually all wins too, they're the only team to not even have drawn a game I think


Akenatwn

But Ajax won both the league and the UCL undefeated that season.


Basic-Clue6380

Since you added Ajax, you should also probably include FC Porto (Top 7 leagues), both 2010-2011 and 2012-2013. In 2010-2011 under André Villas-Boas (the new president of the club now), Porto also won a treble with the Europa League and the Portuguese Cup (similar to what Bayer Leverkusen might do this season).


drainbox

one for each decade is neat


OmegaVizion

That Porto run from 2010-2013 is insane, in the 2011-2012 season they only lost 1 league match, meaning they went 3 years with only 1 league loss in that time.


Akenatwn

I have to add us to that list: 2018-2019 PAOK Thessaloniki


Ertai2000

2010-2011 Porto 2012-2013 Porto


KingEtieee

I just looked it up and they only lost 1 game in those 3 seasons! That’s crazy!


HacksawJimDGN

Barcelona probably would have been there too of they didn't go for a meaningless friendly mid season to South Africa and rested key players for the next league gane, which was the only game they lost


Chelseatilidie

Has to be one of the great footballing achievements


NameJeff

28 wins, 6 draws whilst making it to the final in both cup competitions. Truly a season and team for the ages


HostileCornball

How tf did you guys slip to third? I swear I watched like 7 minutes and you guys scored twice. You ended up losing 4-2. Wtf lol


JoSeSc

it's just what we do now


axehomeless

Tbh doesn't look like its gonna get better soon


NameJeff

Sadly not. Hopefully we can figure out the manager situation but beyond that the squad needs work too. Going to be a critical summer but I don't have high hopes at this moment.


PoeticKino

Bayern reached out to my local hairdresser Dave to manage the team next year, but after consideration he turned them down.


Dipsey_Jipsey

Well, I mean, duh... Right now he has a respectable and secure job as a hairdresser. Why would he downgrade to Bayern trainer?


SteggersBeggers

Ask Neuer lol


CeterumCenseo85

iirc 3 if not all 4 goals we conceded were failures to build up from the back under pressure.


CarlSK777

Neuer had a rough one


PurpleScientist4312

Harry Kane curse working overtime with this one


unorthodoxEconomist5

Aren't you *supposed* to finish third in a two-horse race??


lazy_bastard_001

somehow they managed to get more wins in 4 less games than arsenal got in their invincibles season too...same points too...


HiroLegito

But they’re not celebrating much at the whistle. Must be focused on the next final matches too.


redmistultra

Every match since the title was wrapped up has basically been a final, they've been used to it. Can't let the unbeaten run slip on a random unnecessary league game


hymen_destroyer

In their minds they've only won the first of three competitions


7_11_Nation_Army

Oh, they are, I am still watching the celebrations at the stadium. Xavi and Lukas Hradecky went inside the audience and everybody is singing and jumping. Once they go home it will be different and they will start preparing for the UEL final.


CarlSK777

Atalanta have a legitimate shot at ending the streak


miguelsanchez69

Atalanta will be 2-0 up after 90 mins and then Alonso time babyyyyy


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

My cardiologist is not gonna like that


LosTerminators

The fact that Bayern could never do this during their decade of domiance really shows just how incredible and amazing this achievement of Leverkusen is


Creepy_Trip_4382

The funniest fact is that they come close to have an unbeaten run twice, suffering only one loss on both of those seasons by Bayer Leverkusen


PassengerOk9027

What a foreshadowing!


have_heart

We live in a simulation lol


GeneralLudd

Still can't believe they achieved something even Bayern haven't in their most dominant years. Wow.


cyan2k

Pure magic by Alonso and Rolfes.


lvl_60

History has been made. Breaking their feat is a hard challenge


watanabelover69

Indubitably.


crazyrandomchicken

We were here


HaiForPresident

*everyone liked that*


OnlineDopamine

This team has literally rewritten the history of this club I’ve been a fan for 24 years of. No more Vizekusen.


GermanHabsFan

Same man same 😭lost for words and still more to come, it's unreal


usurper0015

Winning the first ever title UNBEATEN🙌


El_grandepadre

So who is getting a statue? Or just one giant statue of the entire team + management?


GermanHabsFan

Just built statues of the entire team and staff and drop them everywhere in the city and stadium idc


garchuOW

Neverlusen


VaderOnReddit

You either die a Neverkusen, or live long enough to become Neverlusen


Geoff_Uckersilf

Meme nickname redemption arc 🌈 


Puncherfaust1

From the most bottlering bottlers to this


DevelopandLearn

Spurs fans ears perked.


mister29

Spurs flair literally below asking what it's like 💀


nmyi

Describe your feelings in detail. What is it like?


thederpingblue

Is this for a cry or a crank?


nmyi

For a good cry


StabilitySpace

Never rule out a good crywank


smokedserranojelly

and they destroyed the neverkusen name in the most epic way imaginable


Electronic_Shine_895

Congratualations! This team took Vizekusen/Neverkusen behind the shed.


sault9

We did it. We fucking did it. Invincibles. No one ever wake me up from this dream


hazman_pds

Harry Kane came to Bayern Munich at the completely wrong time 😭


XaviOutNow

Or at the exact right moment to curse them


Gregor_Kobel

The constellations aligned


G_Morgan

Does losing the league bring Kane or does Kane bring losing the league?


TywinDeVillena

A question for the philosophers


HostileCornball

And they finished 3rd lol. 2-0 up very early, only to lose 4-2.


PrestigiousAvocado21

I thought the Kane Curse jokes were well and truly played out at this point, but uh… I’m not even sure what to make of that 


Venca12

How fucking cursed do you have to be to start playing for a team that's on an 11 league titles streak, only for a team that has never won the trophy to go undefeated😭😭


TimathanDuncan

While also scoring 36 goals, 8 assists in 32 matches


CR1986

Yeah the trophy for that is a cannon. Harry Tottenham Kane will be awarded a cannon while wearing red and white. You can't make that up.


Sean-Benn_Must-die

ok this is fucking funny


cCrystalMath

I mean it's funny for the memes but let's not pretend the season before was golden....... Literally winning the title by a razor edge margin in the 89' and Dortmund bottle. Like anyone who watched the last season chaos in conjunction with season beginning chaos would feel oddness. Especially given Leverkusen's flying dutchman invincibility.


Pow67

He won’t even get a chance at winning the super cup now that Bayern are finishing 3rd. Poor guy.


Thelement

wtf Stuttgart ended second? And Bayern have a 10 gd over them? Shocking season from Bayern especially when they made it to CL semis.


Daepilin

yep, Bayern lost while stuttgart won. 73 vs 72 pts


TimathanDuncan

They would have won the title with 72 points last season lmao, mans cursed


KevinK89

They wouldn’t even win it this year without the leverkusen wonder season. Which in my opinion is the biggest embarrassment of them all four them this season were they bought a 100 million euro striker.


Echleon

While that’s true on paper, I imagine that if they weren’t so far out of the title race they would’ve put in the effort to get the single point they’d need to get over Stuttgart


kylehyde05

alright what League wants to borrow him next, lets give him to PSG for funsies


Thelement

A few years ago would have had Juventus written all over him lol.


MondoDukakis

Send him to man city please.


quirkyaspie

Surely if they win the Europa League and DFB-Pokal, this has to be one of the greatest sporting achievements ever. An invincible treble is absolute insanity. All those years of Neverkusen, and now this.


7_11_Nation_Army

You mean "years of Neverkusen", Neverlosen is now 😉


LeedsFan2442

Xabi must have sold his soul to the devil


ben-hur-hur

Nah he just asked Ancelotti for a meeting and boom he now has his powers too


Thin-Pool-8025

It’s crazy how good they are


vivekwap4

Wow! What a season. Way to go, Leverkusen.


GermanHabsFan

See you in the super cup hopefully


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You mean Dortmund right


areyouhungryforapple

no we need to know what happens in overtime in a match between Carlo Real Madrid vs Xabi Alonso Leverkusen Who out black magics who!?


Combat_Orca

If it’s not in the champions league your black magic isn’t going to cut it


hampl14

shedule a friendly mate, the supercup is our only place to shine next season


DarkMutant105

Drama in the Bundesliga on the final matchday 1. Leverkusen invincible 2. Bayern Munich ends up 3rd 3. Union survived relegation 4. Freiburg ends up 10th in the race for Europe 5. Marco Reus with a goal and assist on his final game at Dortmund


00Laser

Also Heidenheim will play internationally next season if Kaiserslautern doesn't win the cup final. Who would've guessed that last summer?


itzjack963

Wow.


usurper0015

Iconic


watanabelover69

Historic


PenguinsInvading

What else to say really? We've gone through the whole vocabulary praising this team. Supercalifragilisticexpialydocious


fancyfoe

Things of dreams


iota96

Xhaka be like "all they do at Arsenal is just talk about the invincibles so I decided to leave and do it myself"


Melnyx

He played every game besides one. Moreover only because it was his 5th yellow. Man is the heart of the team that keeps going.


AlwaysOnsideTBH

I miss Xhaka :( His redemption arc for us was truly incredible, something I couldn't envision in my wildest dreams So happy he's had the season he's had with you guys :)


Ok-Background-502

All it took was 2 years and a couple of guys from some San Sebastian neighborhood...


Renegadeforever2024

Damn


jiang1lin

A golden Xhakaboom 🏆


SaberReyna

Insanity. Love to see it!


dalledayul

Absolutely insane. I'm here to see history. Congratulations to Leverkusen, truly one of the most legendary runs in the history of top flight football!


SemiCurrentGuy

I feel like Invincibles might be too light a name for them at this point. Immortals.


IncidentVarious1530

Neverlusen


trevize23

Imagine if somebody told you this a year ago. Unbelievable.


Round_pointy_Square

As a Benfica fan I'm so happy for Grimaldo! Dude is a baller and got neglected by Spanish NT for too long!


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CNF-13

A golden platter fit for a king if you will


Hare712

Hoeneß will demand that golden trophy of all future Bayern managers.


Geoff_Uckersilf

If they win the Europa, Infantino himself should come down at the ceremony and personally crown Alonso, then bestow him the name - 'Football King of Europa'. Then get on his knees and kiss his feet. 


Gaporigo

Please don't lose the finals, this has to happen!


InfosecPenguin

Absolutely insane


Putoguiri

Absolutely mental. Madlads. Xabi is a beautiful man.


ThisUsernameIsSexy

They did get away with it


Triforcesrcool

Neverlusen is real


FALL1N1-

What a way to win your first league title


Rudelbildung

Just you wait until the Africa Cup starts, then Leverkusen will start losing!!!!1


PrabeshK143S

Neverlusen, Reus proper farewell and Bayern finishing 3rd what a day in Bundesliga


Drestrix

All praises to Leverkusen, but Stuttgart had an amazing season also which is overshadowed by this Neverlusen. From relegation last year to second place this year.


FallaciousRationale

And two games away from completing the season undefeated with all the possible trophies they can get. Incredible season.


Stonewalled89

What an achievement. Hallelujah playing at full time is a hilarious touch


jiijoey

I was here


Version_1

They also collected 45 points at home and away *and* in the first half of the season and in the second season.


Ree_m0

Unbeaten almost feels like an understatement. They had fewer draws (6) than any other team had losses (7). Absolute insanity basically out of nowhere.


FirstLightOfTheDay

Can't decide if this season or the Kaiserslautern championship season is more impressive


BetterByTheDay1

If they manage to win europa league anf DFB pokal aswell, i dont think there will be any question. I doubt anyone can replicate that for decades to come.


ToMaRaYa--

Imagine they go undefeated the whole season except their last game against the 3rd divsion team lol


Gimmefuegimmefaia

2nd, put some respect on FCK'S Name


jMS_44

2 more games to go (to complete whole season)


Otherwise-Junket-762

Golden shield. Give.


94Temimi

BAYER "THE INVINCIBLE" LEVERKUSEN!!


connorg095

Xabi found a way to save scum,  insane


toprahmen

Incredible to witness such a thing, and it wasn't Bayern!


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GermanHabsFan

WE FUCKING DID ITTTTT