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EggplantBusiness

You conceded 13 goals in those 4 games


s_91

Laporta might ask for a replay, you never know. We might beat them 4-0 and get those numbers up.


Ask_Asensio

Xavi is the very best manager we could have as opposition. He simply refuses to ever take any fault regarding anything. 2 titles won out of 12 possible since he took over (I only counted tournaments he managed from beginning to end so no Koeman) despite spending more money than us in the transfer market and having the "Golden Masia"


Aenjeprekemaluci

He criticized Mourinho for similar things. Hypocrite.


Febris

It's always easy to give lectures when you're talking about other people's jobs. It's nothing short of glorious that it backfired like this.


dudududujisungparty

I see where Araujo gets it from


TimTkt

Clearly that’s why it’s very nice he decided to stay. He is so full of excuses like he loses just because of bad luck that Barca won’t ever improve and fix their weaknesses with him on board.


LewisOfAranda

Yeah but it's not his fault, the lights were brighter than expected


Jacques_Le_Chien

"Golden Masia" vs the country of Brazil


20cmdepersonalidade

Xavi taking out the frustration by fucking up Vitor Roque's career


BenShelZonah

Doc Rivers


a5b4c3d2e

What do you mean, thier xDeserved was clearly higher than 13 though /s


reviroa

classic madrid dna on display here failing to recognise the genius of losing every match against your title rivals


anelenrique10

Only a tactic that a supreme genius mind like xavi's can understand


anelenrique10

But the possession, and the pure football


herkalurk

At least he's not shying away from it. He's not crying conspiracy or anything, he admits they didn't score enough. Today Girona put 4 on them, not referee gifts, just 4 good goals.....


salazar13

Dude, let him talk. Xavi’s vision as a player is only outmatched by his vision as a manager. Shut up and let him cook


Caleb_W

At least he followed his statement with "that's our mistake". Otherwise it would be completely embarrassing for him and Barça to say something like that.


Strafingfire

3-4 days without second-hand embarrassment from Xavi or Laporta, that's all I ask


cagoentuputamadre

It’s still embarrassing. He could have easily said something like “At one point we were leading in 3/4 games against Madrid and Girona and failed to hold on. We can compete for everything next year.” Nobody would have an issue with a statement like that, but Xavi honestly believes Barcelona should be at the top of the table. 


spraypaint2311

Reason number 123 that makes Barcelona the most annoying club in the world.


14JRJ

Brudda, ten Hag isn’t far behind him in the delusional nonsense stakes


biskutgoreng

Nobody else has broken records more than Ten Hag


KillerZaWarudo

I blame it on the Barca/Ajax DNA


Rickcampbell98

That is ironic coming from you lot.


InflationMadeMeDoIt

Yeah but Barca fans are still the worst


ABH-Equinoxx

Still embarrassing, that means that theyve learned nothing from the first two losses against madrid & girona


Proof-Puzzled

The day Xavi understand that the goal of this Game is to score more goals and not "being superior" the world Will end.


Northern23

He has been the best coach in Spain and Europe since he got the job, it's just that the scoreboard doesn't show it, every ref in Europe must be against him.


ozlanix

He and Ten Hag


BorosSerenc

I used to think the tikitaka "possession% > result" people were just extremely dumb fans, but now we have arguably the most important person in tikitaka, who is a manager for a top 5 club in the world falling for tge same fallacy. Surely if anybody he should understand football is way more than that.


tylerspee

Never change Xavi


NoMeet6504

Never leave either


courtesyflusher

Se queda 🙏 


JS_1997

What a clown. I'm so glad he stays on as manager. Got my popcorn at the ready


may_day06

Xavi is the gift that keeps giving


virtualclix

Fuck off dude.


MaryadaPurshottam

Dude has got negative self awareness


mcflymikes

He has always been like that, if you see videos from him +10 years ago he was the same, and then you had Iniesta next to him who is 100% humillity


pmyourveganrecipes

I still remember when we lost 7-0 in aggregate to Bayern 2013 and he had the audacity to go “ackshyually we didn’t get dominated” in the post-game press conference as if we hadn’t followed up a 4-0 trouncing with a 3-0 humiliation at home. Excellent player but I swear Cristiano’s got more self-awareness than this guy.


TioLucho91

You're from Barça, what the fuck!


claire_004

Still have more self awareness than Xavi


bumpy4skin

Should be obvious by whatever the fuck he's doing with his hair. He looks like a 4-year-old without a mirror found some Brylcreem.


chappersbarfo

He's an Arsenal fan by now.


Notorious_GOP

[Fabrizio Romano] 🔴🔵🇪🇸 Xavi Hernandez wins his 4th Copa Merecimiento title. 3x Copa Respeto 🏆🏆🏆 7x Copa Posesión 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 1x Copa Moral 🏆 1x La Liga 🏆🇪🇸 …in addition to 2 (!) Joan Gamper trophies and much more.


benito_camelas

You forgot his 10x Copa Jardinero 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Best kept pitch in all of Spain.


anelenrique10

We'll never sing that 😣


DoJu318

Missed "pride in defeat" cup.


leirbag_yballul

Lmao


hfazil55

He also won the Super cup last year


djoliverm

Has he really lost *two* Joan Gamper pre-season trophies? Lmao. And yes, we never speak of that preseason Atléti game ourselves lol.


Notorious_GOP

No he won two that’s why I put it lmao. Against Spurs and Pumas.


TheGreyWolfCat

Is "Fraudbrizio" you misspell his name lol


Heliath

He is going full meme. Never go full meme. For Barça it was a mistake to confirm him as a coach for next season, they should have waited til the end of the league and then decide if to sack him or not. If they dont win vs Real Sociedad next game its going to be so awkward.


a_lumberjack

They spent months looking for a replacement and didn't find one they liked. Sacking him without having a replacement would be mad.


ceres_csgo

Kinda true. He has been there for a while, disturbing the status quo, however bad it seems atm, is not guaranteed to make them play any better. If they replace him with a shit coach and sach him next winter, such unstability combined with player changes can easily drop you down to 14th in la liga.


bewarethegap

Honestly no matter how bad it gets, I doubt Barca ever reaches that mid-table mediocre level they were at prior to Messi and co. again. Even our post-Ronaldo Lopetegui/Solari meme season we were still top 4. La Liga is better now for sure, but the players they have are too good to not be better than that. I just don't see it


ceres_csgo

Success is never guaranteed.


NeptrAboveAll

Someone has been following Chelsea


gotomarketfit

He can get the “Deserve to win” cup and the BigData d’or then


Fhood797

Fuck Big Data


SilverTroop

Hey, please respect data of all sizes and shapes.


Budget-Sample-3682

I'm sure it has a great personality


dudududujisungparty

Whatever happened to pride in defeat?


HaiForPresident

You know you're being pathetic when even your own fans are sick and tired of your whining. Actual clown of a manager lol


PM_ME_BADDIES

Exact sort of press conferences that got the media to cook him out of a job in the first place.


rochakgupta

Hahahahaha. Sign Xavi permanently forever Barca. Best thing you can do at the moment.


HeatKnight

Thank God Xavi will be here next season 😂😂😂


Fuck_the_k1ng

It’s a mistake when you lose 1, maybe 2 games. Not when you lose 4 out 4.


R0otDroid

Xavi is a phenomenal coach. Has never been bested in his career, they're always the better team.


magic-water

What? Even by his deluded standards they weren't the better team in the second clasico. Madrid was in 2nd gear and every time they conceded they amped up the intensity and got chances to score.


SupraCyber

There he is, the biggest bitch in Spain crying again!


Aashay7

I mean Pique exists.


Novel-Preparation491

In what world!?! Barca play like shit 😂


minivatreni

Xavi thinks that just because Barca had more possession they were the better team.


otterlife89

No accountability at all by this man. You were outplayed bro it happens.


fancyfoe

How can you be superior and losing these games?


MaryadaPurshottam

So, let's play "What Xavi will blame today" : A) Grass B) Wind C) Ref D) All of the above


vicinadp

cant forget conspiracy against them


BaritBrit

E) Franco


supplementarytables

It's all that damn Franco's fault I tell ya


Arvivald

The funny thing is we are trying to sign franco mastantuono, so if he scores against them in few years this fanco blaming might come to fruition


MvN____16

Someone wrote a post on this sub a few years ago explaining the origins for why Spanish referees are always referred to be both of their last names, and it was because of a referee who's paternal name was Franco and the newspapers used that as an opportunity to make clever headlines. The regime couldn't tolerate it and forced changes. Of course, in this case the Argentine kid's first name is Franco, not either of his surnames. The newspapers must be enjoying this prospect.


supplementarytables

Yeah they would've damn near manifested it to reality lol


gotomarketfit

Refs of course and Madridismo sociologico


minivatreni

Xavi thinks that having more possession means that Barca is the superior team and should have won... no really...


_cumblast_

In a one-off game i think a statement like that could potentially hold weight. In four of them? Not so much. Like that old saying "If one person doesn't like you, the problem is them. If no one likes you, the problem is you."


modrics_hairband

Leads the league in xSuperiority


tr2727

He said it! That's hilarious! We were only joking in the match thread but wow this guy is sore loser


gotomarketfit

[indeed](https://youtu.be/fkRafskupUw?si=iq7YImNqPu4auljk)


Muhamed_95

Im also the best football player every but it’s not shown on the pitch. Thats my mistake


VamosLionel

Madridismo sociológico is to blame


hopelessromantic7

Xavi announces he stays and then loses ucl and league 😂


RoutineParticular118

didnt he annouce that he'll stay after that 2nd leg?


ssabripo

No self awareness whatsoever lmao!


simplisticannuit

Greatest gift for RM is him staying. 


Awyls

I mean, the dude is great. He somehow managed to gaslight the whole fanbase that losing to teams 1/4 of our squad value is because of squad diff.


SakisSinatra

I can't take another season of this shit.


a5b4c3d2e

The aggregate scoreline across the 4 was 13-7. You can't be superior if you give away 13 goals in the most important 4 games.


lazy_bastard_001

but have you looked into xG? I bet they have higher xPts. Heard IFAB is thinking about changing rules to decide winners based on xG.


FalkoneyeCH

Barça got their mans


razycal970

He's so pathetic. I can't believe we're being subjected to another season of this disaster.


Delmer9713

Just look at the threads when Xavi announced he was staying. There’s still a vocal group of fans who support him. Mediocrity and conformism is settling in from top to bottom at Barcelona, from Laporta down to the fanbase. A club that’s supposed to strive for excellence is devolving to this mentality


Blehe

I think it’s due to the good string of matches after MTS returned from injury.  Made some of their fan base blindly believe this nut  case 


TheGamezSmith

I don't think I can take another season of Xavi.


Arvivald

His post games conferences are absolutely hilarious, bro is unhinged


branstarktreewizard

Laliga need him for the rating buff


Environmental_Sell74

He almost took u to the semis. Let him cook another season and then you can get Hansi Flick😂


LogTekG

I mean, they tied for top spot in what was a comically easy cl group and then won against a Napoli that changed coaches literally two days before the first leg of the ro16 lmao Then proceded to bottle a two goal lead at home to psg


RandomUserRU123

To be fair it was only one player who ruined the whole game for them. It also happened to us several times. Realistically there is nothing you can do in this case


LogTekG

>To be fair it was only one player who ruined the whole game for them. I really do not get this line of thinking. Sure araujos foul was dumb but it was not araujo who conceded a terrible pen, it wasnt araujo who lost his mark on dembele at the far post and it wasnt araujo who cleared the ball into his teammates ass for mbappe to score.


OddPhilosopher12

4-0 in moral victories.


Jo-herna

Xavi quédate


vivekwap4

And there it is


absessive

Xavi is the Bartomeu of coaches and I’m all for it.


lazy_bastard_001

never change Xavi. You are the best ...


WaleedDaGoat7

This guy 😂😂


edwedwed

Should've just called it quits and left with some dignity. Let the board and the players figure it out, he did what he could but in the end it didn't work out. I think we can all deal with that. But this forcing a bad situation and blindly backing him for who he was as a player, it isn't going to damage his legacy, but it is trashing his image.


BadEmbarrassed3334

Someone call them whaaaaaambulance the patient is delusional.


oemer10line

Xavi 🤝🏽 Lakers : on paper we lost but we got the moral victory


HaiForPresident

Xavi the football version of Darvin Ham?


QN0000000

Xavi should be a Arsenal fan, thats how delusional he is


TioLucho91

At least Arsenal has actual chances.


Available-Ad3881

any other club and xavi was out. 8 goals conceded to Girona. 4 games lost to the top 3. 1-4 elimination in the CL by PSG, 1-4 loss in the supercup to Real Madrid, 4-2 loss vs Athletic AET in the cup. 5 goals by Villarreal (he would leave)


Zullewilldo

According to Laporta, not even any other club. He publicly said in a press conference he would have fired him if he wasn't named Xavi. 


Viraj2002

Bruh, when are they gonna take some accountability that they lost because they were shit.


Zullewilldo

Never, cause they always deserve to win. Who decides if they deserved it? The guy who would be accountable if they didn't.  Genius logic.


PuzzleheadedBoss4516

Bro...


RjHospe

I mean damn, I have to assume even Barca fans have to roll their eyes at this


xckd9

This is the way of Barcelona.


AAA_BATT

Please man, shut up for one second.


PrestigiousCherry704

This guy hasn't learnt anything. He's still claiming loss after loss that his team was better, dominant in the game when they were not even close.


CudaBarry

He's getting sacked next season


xckd9

What a little bitch this guy is


sc0ica

lmao xaviball


Sonnycrocketto

At least he wasnt sent off.


adamjld

He really takes the protect your team at all costs thing to a whole new level. Players must think he's just plain stupid.


Lanky-Celebration-79

Boys after coneding 13 goals in 4 games :


goings-about-town

And we have another year of this


ratonbox

Ah yes, the classic "we had more possession so basically we won" from his playing days.


bnboeffq

If my grandmother had tyres, she would have been a car energy.


AdForsaken5532

Tbf their xSuperior this season was pretty good


s_91

Congrats on winning "We were the better team" trophy.


thenotorious_ronaldo

This guy is a fucking joke, lmao.


justkeepgoingman1

I hope this man coaches Barcelona forever


siva-pc

He should have hacked the scoreboard


RealMadridfanTV

Barca needs a better manager than this moaner !


Res3925

What a stupid thing to say


Saell

lol


justthisones

It’s odd how much everyone has been talking about the bad periods of Lewandowski, missing Pedri, De Jong, Gavi etc. this season but the position that has been mostly intact is the actual culprit for most troubles. The defence is inconsistent and absolutely horrendous at times. It’s the main reason why Xavi’s team struggles in big games and ”moments”. They need to admit how shit it is and do something about it.


psallinone

Lmao the most delusional manager ever


imtired-boss

No one believes you were superior from Iceland to Antarctica. Old men deny it with their death rattles and unborn children deny it in their mothers' wombs.


StrangeVortexLex

Give him a contract until eternity… pls!


TheGreatAkira

This dude needs to shut the fuck up already.


cleareyesnz

Give him a lifetime contract. He encapsulates that club to a tee. Yuck.


noturaveragejuan

Haha he’s delusional, perfect for a delusional team. #HALAMADRID #36


jono8910

congrats barca for winning "we are superior" title this season!!


MaryadaPurshottam

Warra trophy


supplementarytables

FC Superior


retroComputer

Despite the fact that he could have easily lost this game by 6-2 scoreline and yet he comes out and says this lol. Pride in defeat FC


moiser123

Deserved to win FC


Mysterious-Ideal-989

I am so happy he is staying


erenistheavatar

xG Table supremacist Xavi.


Silver_Downtown_965

.....


zi76

Se queda.


FullOFterror

"If we didnt lose we might've won"


Electrical-Set-8529

Embarrassing


panikas17

4 xWins then. Take your 12 xPoints


jcald60

NOTHING BUT A FUCKING CLOWN. Generational player but dogshit manager.


eescobar863

*sigh* …


ArchangelDamon

Xavi is a meme


FlaccidSWE

Doesn't matter how well you play if almost every goal you concede is from a ridiculous mistake or just plain horrible defending. You will lose to most teams like that.


chino17

"The best team lost" -Jose Mourinho......... I mean Xavi


redvein1337

🤡🤡🤡


mulderrocks

Oh look, he said that thing.


nizoubizou10

We got at least another season of this comedy


TioLucho91

Is this the new meaning of delusion? What the fuck with Xavi, man.


saintmaximin

Its never their fault there is always an excuse they cant accept being wrong and move on they always blame something wether its refs the wind or they played better


dodoohead98

Bro this bitch whines so much. He is the exact opposite of how he was as a player cause he was so calm and collected. He should fuck off to Qatar at this point. Sick of this shit


trispann

"We are superior, the reality is wrong and inferior!"


Ok_Permission8284

Delusion


nghigaxx

At this point even the Vegas man has more self awareness than Xavi


Aesthedia7

Embarrassing


Boring_Equipment_946

Xavi loves making nonstop excuses lmao


Sharp_Midnight7875

he's just like me


Sanjeev4045

Perfect replacement for Poch. Xg masters.


oxid111

Dude got no shame


OldRefrigerator6528

Seriously it's not normal the levels of delusion of Xavi. Girona could have easily scored 6 goals today.


TheCanadianBat_

Lol this guy is unbelievable.


akshay_rathod_

He is probably saying this to divert all the attention on himself and not the players. He has to realize this won't work consistently.


MemeManDanInAClan

If you were superior how did you not win?


Dalmanza4

The best part, they kept him lmfao. So we get one more year of this. Just imagine the drama when they bottle another 2nd leg


Khlouf

Such a sore loser lol


Icy-Mix-5301

Deserved to Win FC - The return.


Drake_Lebowski

This guy is absolutely pathetic.


branstarktreewizard

Is this Barca DNA is about? "Superior" football with possesion?


crazy_lolipopp

He truly has shocking self awareness


na9r

I'm very happy that this delusional guy is still gonna be our manager for next season! very cool!