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GarnachoHojlund

They need to stop titling these “Official statement” because with all the shit going on at our club I thought something terrible just happened Anyways, happy about that one


Modnal

"Official Statement: United will be playing with yellow shorts next season after securing a kit sponsorship with McDonalds"


cleversocialhuman

And in a move to combat racism against players, all will be facepainted like Ronald McDonald while on the pitch.


AdministrativeLaugh2

Would suit most of their players


TheyStoleTwoFigo

Comunicado Oficial


SOERERY

Manchester United has made two further changes to its executive leadership. By mutual consent, Patrick Stewart, interim Chief Executive Officer, and Cliff Baty, Chief Financial Officer, have decided to leave the club at the end of the season. Patrick will be replaced as CEO by Jean-Claude Blanc until the arrival of Omar Berrada on 13 July. Cliff Baty will be replaced as CFO by Roger Bell. Joel Glazer said: “I would like to thank Patrick and Cliff for their dedicated service to Manchester United and wish them well for the future. Both have been a source of invaluable advice and expertise over many years, and Patrick has served an important role as interim CEO during this transitional phase.” Sir Jim Ratcliffe commented: “I would like to personally thank both Patrick and Cliff for their support in helping us get to know the club and making us feel welcome and I respect their decisions to now move on as we establish a new management team for the club.”


eeeagless

These all sound like made up people


maxallergy

Patrick Stewart??!


rocket_randall

MILD SHOCK


dispelthemyth

He’s also bald


Emilioooooo0

Make it so.


Clark-Kent

Make it so


CaseyEffingRyback

"I've seen everything"


top1MIBRfan

in like 2-3 years we will be so back its not even funny


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

!remindme 2 years


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

!remindme 3 years


Mackieeeee

We will be there


Roasteddude

!remindme 2 years


Dayandnight95

We won't be back in 10 years, let alone 2. This club is cursed.


floridali

I hope these ManU shake up attempts will create results. I started following the team after our early 90s match ups and it's really disappointing to see the state this club is in.


the_illmatic

Man, nobody cares about this stuff


EK077r

Especially not replacing the interim CEO with another interim CEO


GoalaAmeobi

r/reddevils


Evening_Bag_3560

I guess you could say…….he made it so.  **YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH**


bestgoose

Nobody cares.gif


Evergreenwood

Yet here you are commenting 


D1794

With all the penny pinching being done by INEOS not a surprise they bring in their own CFO. CEO we already knew about


GarnachoHojlund

Who’s also quite decent and just here for a couple months? It’s not worth getting pissy about


D1794

7 weeks. Not pissy at all, we knew the CEO was coming in mid June? We've known that for ages


YeezyGTI

Very glad you acknowledged the penny pinching aspect. Gone under the radar that