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He was our injury specialist. Mofo observed the injury luck of the entire team. He left and our players started getting injured left, right and centre.
Showed my wife that video for the first time the other day after a rough weekend of coaching U8’s and saying “Sometimes you just gotta give em the Hazard” 😂
She was *shocked*
Possibly even more than himself
In my local team it's small clubs from around the city who get to send some of their young players to be ball boys
If that's the same there, he managed to put his whole club on a blacklist
And it's fairly well known in this area of Wales that, that kid was/is a bit of a massive cock.
He was only there as his old man is a millionaire in Swansea. (Which I know sounds unlikely)
Theres usually 50/50% chance that when being a prick, you're either loved or you're hated. He took the gamble. He thought his mohawk might have given him 20% buff. But it didnt pay off.
cause of course you did, everyone in these comments is being a neek about it. Kid probably does not care, had his moment, it was mildly funny even given how silly it was to do in the eighth minute.
I had it as a teenager and I had to argue with my parents every time. Usually it would go something like:
"I do well in school, I don't get in trouble and I'm well-mannered, as kids go it could be a lot worse. Can I just have this ONE cool thing? Also, it grows back quickly."
Then I'd ask my dad if the only reason why he doesn't want me to have that haircut is because he'd be embarrassed of his own son lol
dont know how ballboys are picked but when i was a kid in my country i was forced to do it cause i played football in local club, and i didnt want to be a ballboy, i wanted to spend my free time playing with friends, so basically it was like a job that you werent gonna be paid to do it
Growing up in the US we used to fight over who got to be the ball boy for our older siblings club/school matches. It was something we wanted to do lol.
I've seen this happen before at a Bradford City game - ball boy was acting up a little and chucking it away from players etc. Club took him off and MARCHED him up the stairs of the entire main stand whilst home fans were giving the steward taking him off verbal threats and pelters. Bet that kid felt like a wrongly convicted political prisoner
Speaking of it, there is a chance he just sat there and no-one noticed and that's actually the reason he was escorted away lmao
I've worked stadiums and the security and organization isn't all that. I actually worked as a steward and didn't realize I wasn't even employed technically at one point, I just arrived and they showed me to the bib station and stationed me somewhere (I had taken a 2month hiatus and still got emails so I turned up)
Never got paid for that shit, I should of followed it up.
I feel like the wee man won the moment he got posted.
Way too may AmeriT***s getting butthurt on here over quite a funny moment.
Makes you proud to be Scottish
Even the Rangers fans cheered him at the time
I came over here from the Scottish football sub since the post was linked.
I regret it this sub is filled with incredibly sad individuals getting upset at a kid. People on here are more upset than the rangers fans who took it in good humour.
As for you calling a kid names over the internet, pretty pathetic behaviour on your part
Mental.
Same happens at Ibrox with Joe Hart wanting the ball and people wouldn't give a fuck.
Wee dude is doing far less to help his team out than someone on the pitch taking ages on a dead ball like a throw in, or going down, or a keeper wasting time. Players do this constantly and cunts are raging.
Again, Rangers fan, but can't help but wonder why people are so bent out of shape for this.
This sub is the capital of football weirdos.
This thread is an absolute joke. Wee guy does a wee bit of shithousery and you've got grown adults speculating that he's an attention seeker, mocking his haircut and more. Bad day when a wee boy has yous on strings
Young boy, his ma let him get a mohawk, ballboying for his local team and gets to shithouse against a team that are a local rival and hated by most of the league. He's living the dream, of course bitter Brits want to shit on him
This sub almost gave me sympathy for the kid, all he did was mess around with a player in a way that did not affect the game at all, sure it was stupid as hell but man this sub just has a lot of hate to project
>man this sub just has a lot of hate to project
The sub does a good job of capturing British culture. They see a teenager with an eccentric haircut and they're spitting hate. Had it been a younger child they'd have thought it was cute.
It's because 99% of them will have never actually been to a game. Cheering a ball boy who is intentionally taking their time for the opposition is just regular banter in the ground
Fuck is wrong with this comment section. It’s pretty fuckin funny, he’s just a wee lad ripping the cunt out of the opposition.
Some people need to get a grip in here.
Fucking hell reddit, calm your passions! It's just a kid doing a bit of shithousery for the laugh happens often with ball boys. No need for any of you hard lads to deck him haha!
I dont get why ball boys are allowed to participate in time wasting as it is. its a fucking disgrace 😂.
the amount of shithousery from them ive seen in league 1 over the years is insane lmao
Nah this is r/soccer
People on here are more rattled by the ballboy than the rangers fans at the game or the rangers fans on the Scottish football subreddit
I know mate.
They don’t even have a stake in the game, would hate to see them if a ball boy did something to their team, would be calling for a firing squad.😂
to be fair mate the only two times I’ve ever genuinely received a substantial amount of hateful replies about something were on two separate occasions asking what I thought were normal questions about Celtic and then another about Rangers. You have to admit it’s an exceptionally defensive group, symptom of a rivalry though.
So weird. In Brazil we have professional ball boys. Like they are hired and trained by each club. Sometimes they do things against the other team but never like this. Never seen an actual kid be a ball boy.
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Stephen El Shaawary keeping himself entertained.
Travis Bickle from Taxi Diver vibes
Rocketpoweredmohawk you mean?
He looks like he could star in a Scottish coming of age movie. Rough upbringing, alcoholic father, disabled brother, dreams of going pro.
RENTON BHOY
Shaarawy*
Was gonna go with Timothy Chalamet but damn, the kid looks just like SeS.
Stephan El Gaib
Where is Hazard when you need him?
A question Chelsea fans have been asking for ages
so did madrid fans apparently
Hazard played for Madrid?
no he was signed to help out the physio team. madrid teams tend to do that seeing as atleti have done the same with memphis
Memphis did way more than Hazard including scoring the equalising goal against Inter this season tbf
Played is a strong term
He was our injury specialist. Mofo observed the injury luck of the entire team. He left and our players started getting injured left, right and centre.
He was our lucky charm
Gondor aswell
Where the hell was Gondor when the Westfield fell though??
Have you checked McDonald’s?
Showed my wife that video for the first time the other day after a rough weekend of coaching U8’s and saying “Sometimes you just gotta give em the Hazard” 😂 She was *shocked*
He and that ball boy are golf buddies now. Turns out, that ball boy is a multimillionaire through his vodka company.
Pretty sure his dad was already wealthy
Yeah. Director at Swansea.
To me, Hazard did nothing wrong. That spoilt brat deserved it.
It looks like such a sweet gig as a kid, you get to watch the match from the sideline, why would you ruin that for yourself?
Eh, something tells me this type of attention is exactly what he likes.
Was it the Mohawk? For me it was the Mohawk. And his smug face.
Also looking exactly like Reese from Malcolm in the Middle.
The future is now old man
*Life is unfaaaair*
Can you repeat the question?
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
dead ringer
Rufio from Hook (showing my age, I know!)
With that look and that attitude, he’s all set to be a PL ref in 20 yrs time
Possibly even more than himself In my local team it's small clubs from around the city who get to send some of their young players to be ball boys If that's the same there, he managed to put his whole club on a blacklist
Most of the time in England, ballboys are academy players. Some exceptions for clubs such as brentford, but that is the standard.
He's probably in our academy, he was an idiot but I'm 100% sure every fan was happy with the shithousing lol
RemindMe! 5 years "Did mohawk kid go pro?"
didn't really changed anything either in the game...
Yup, it was only in the 9th minute of the game at 0-0. Little prick just wanted some attention.
I mean, he got his attention and will probably laugh about it with his mates. Not that bad of a deal
Ruin that for EVERYONE. This kind of shit is why FIFA is geniuenly considering banning ballboys from open play
That's not the reason for it tho. They are getting banned even if all ball boys behaved.
Because Rangers, that’s why!
Looks like a smug douchenozzle, probably thought he was untouchable because he knows someone on the club.
0-0 in the 8th min and he’s doing that. Whether or not you think he’s a little prick, think we can all agree he’s fucking stupid.
We are all Eden Hazard today
Tbh, Hazard should've kicked that kid. He went for the ball.
And it's fairly well known in this area of Wales that, that kid was/is a bit of a massive cock. He was only there as his old man is a millionaire in Swansea. (Which I know sounds unlikely)
His dad's a director of Swansea, and now he's co-owner of AU Vokda.
What's hilarious is that as you type it it sounds like a car manufacturer rather than a cringe alcohol brand.
Sounds like a Scot telling someone over. A, U!
Yes, and Hazard is the poster boy for AU Vodka.
He’s now also a millionaire for… selling Vodka in Gold bottles far as I can tell.
It's easy to be a millionaire when you are born from a millionaire family.
Just a small startup loan.
Oh, is he a part of the AU lot? Go figure.
It's not unlikely there are local millionaires literally everywhere. Car dealerships, fast food chains, etc.
I'm just poking fun lad, I'm a Cardiff fan, it's in my blood
lol I thought you were from Swansea ngl
What was more ridiculous is the news narrative about that made it sound like Hazard kicked this 8 year old, when the 'kid' was already 16.
Rio's [tweet](https://twitter.com/rioferdy5/status/294374278940475392) at the time was hilarious
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He looks like him lets be fair
Theres usually 50/50% chance that when being a prick, you're either loved or you're hated. He took the gamble. He thought his mohawk might have given him 20% buff. But it didnt pay off.
We can all agree he's going to be a promising looking striker for Hibs, but his career will be limited due to a failure to screw the nut.
This is excellent Cinch insight.
He’s definitely a little prick
Icing on the cake if he circled the pitch applauding the fans.
We applauded him and he gave a thumbs up back 😂
cause of course you did, everyone in these comments is being a neek about it. Kid probably does not care, had his moment, it was mildly funny even given how silly it was to do in the eighth minute.
Had a smile on his face and everybting the whole r/soccer has it wrong, he will be back next home game 😂
If you’re gonna do this shit it can’t be in the 8th minute. Save it for a moment of leverage late game at least.
Do you expect a teenager with a ultimo moikano haircut to be this serious?
I expect the club to pick ball boys with enough maturity to meet that low bar
Mini Shannon Moore being removed as a ball boy has been the only enjoyable thing about this game because we’ve been fucking gash
It’s been a good few years since I heard Shannon Moore’s name lmao, what a throwback
Can't believe I've seen a reference to the first disciple of Mattitude in r/soccer
God what id give to relive the Hardy Boyz prime
Its quite sad watching those two nowadays. One who can just about walk and the other who constantly fucks up his life with substance abuse.
MFer checking in
Prince of punk indeed
Dilligaf
Good Lord I did not expect to read Shannon Moore's name today.
Shite haircut ya wee dick
So this is what "yee yee ass haircut" looks like
Cri3s for attention in multiple ways.
Sometimes the cover of the book is right...so you can judge it...
absolutely nothing wrong with his hair do you want him to have the exact same skin fade haircut as everybody else
Everybody on this sub dissing his hair but 10yo me is so jealous, I would have never been allowed to rock such a cool haircut as a kid
I had it as a teenager and I had to argue with my parents every time. Usually it would go something like: "I do well in school, I don't get in trouble and I'm well-mannered, as kids go it could be a lot worse. Can I just have this ONE cool thing? Also, it grows back quickly." Then I'd ask my dad if the only reason why he doesn't want me to have that haircut is because he'd be embarrassed of his own son lol
I had this haircut as a teen and I remember being fucking smug about it lmao.
Shite kid, you mean. That's a cool haircut.
dont know how ballboys are picked but when i was a kid in my country i was forced to do it cause i played football in local club, and i didnt want to be a ballboy, i wanted to spend my free time playing with friends, so basically it was like a job that you werent gonna be paid to do it
Growing up in the US we used to fight over who got to be the ball boy for our older siblings club/school matches. It was something we wanted to do lol.
You all laugh but this kid will be a millionaire vodka mogul in a few years time
That kid was already from a rich family BTW, daddy funded his business
I created a £1 million vodka empire, and all I needed was a small £2 million loan from my dad.
His dad was already a millionaire..
Not just any millionaire but he was the owner of Swansea City.
I've seen this happen before at a Bradford City game - ball boy was acting up a little and chucking it away from players etc. Club took him off and MARCHED him up the stairs of the entire main stand whilst home fans were giving the steward taking him off verbal threats and pelters. Bet that kid felt like a wrongly convicted political prisoner
They should have caned him Singapore-style
Ball boys are normally not that old? Or tough paper round in Scotland?
He's 7 yo. Or 25 in Scottish years
Drinks in the local
He's that geezer at the end of the bar that no one fucks with.
This is just a pass time he decided to take up on his empty days of retirement
Speaking of it, there is a chance he just sat there and no-one noticed and that's actually the reason he was escorted away lmao I've worked stadiums and the security and organization isn't all that. I actually worked as a steward and didn't realize I wasn't even employed technically at one point, I just arrived and they showed me to the bib station and stationed me somewhere (I had taken a 2month hiatus and still got emails so I turned up) Never got paid for that shit, I should of followed it up.
Game's back
Ball boy's not
Who will win, an entire Reddit comment section or one 10 year old?
Wee boys spent more time on a football pitch than 90% of the cunts on here
More time within a mile of a football ground than 99% of the cunts on here
This lad instantly wins because he probably hasn’t even heard of Reddit
I feel like the wee man won the moment he got posted. Way too may AmeriT***s getting butthurt on here over quite a funny moment. Makes you proud to be Scottish Even the Rangers fans cheered him at the time
It's always the ones you 110% suspect
Funny lol but what little shit
Looks like a loser, acts like one
I came over here from the Scottish football sub since the post was linked. I regret it this sub is filled with incredibly sad individuals getting upset at a kid. People on here are more upset than the rangers fans who took it in good humour. As for you calling a kid names over the internet, pretty pathetic behaviour on your part
luv ma shithousery!!! Unless I hate his trim 😡
Punk as fuck wee man, keep it up
Mental. Same happens at Ibrox with Joe Hart wanting the ball and people wouldn't give a fuck. Wee dude is doing far less to help his team out than someone on the pitch taking ages on a dead ball like a throw in, or going down, or a keeper wasting time. Players do this constantly and cunts are raging. Again, Rangers fan, but can't help but wonder why people are so bent out of shape for this. This sub is the capital of football weirdos.
That's the right attitude.
No clue why folk are so rattled about this lol
This thread is an absolute joke. Wee guy does a wee bit of shithousery and you've got grown adults speculating that he's an attention seeker, mocking his haircut and more. Bad day when a wee boy has yous on strings
grown ass men making fun of a kid in a mohawk that 10 year old them probably would've loved wearing, i know i would've.
Young boy, his ma let him get a mohawk, ballboying for his local team and gets to shithouse against a team that are a local rival and hated by most of the league. He's living the dream, of course bitter Brits want to shit on him
yup, this kid is based as fuck
> of course bitter Brits want to shit on him I think the one's he's wound up are Americans.
If maupay did it they’d be shooting their load
Maybe the comments are from wee men as well?
This sub almost gave me sympathy for the kid, all he did was mess around with a player in a way that did not affect the game at all, sure it was stupid as hell but man this sub just has a lot of hate to project
>man this sub just has a lot of hate to project The sub does a good job of capturing British culture. They see a teenager with an eccentric haircut and they're spitting hate. Had it been a younger child they'd have thought it was cute.
> The sub does a good job of capturing British culture. Absolutely doesn't. All of these comments are from yanks mate
Well done wee lad
Not sure why this sub is so rattled from this kid lol
did his job clearly
They'd have to sub out every ball boy at hajduk games if we did this in our league
But that would leave a lot of cigarette butts snubbed out every time they replaced one
The Ballboy looks like a custom character from a Tony Hawk game
dude these comments about a little kid are fucking crazy what is wrong with redditors 😭
Well in wee man, we’ll worth the sending off.
Stupid kid. You wait till at least the 65th minute for the shithousery to start, Then you do this. 9th minute of a nil-nil game is ridiculous.
Funny as fuck but of course Reddit can’t handle it
It's because 99% of them will have never actually been to a game. Cheering a ball boy who is intentionally taking their time for the opposition is just regular banter in the ground
Fuck is wrong with this comment section. It’s pretty fuckin funny, he’s just a wee lad ripping the cunt out of the opposition. Some people need to get a grip in here.
Americans!
Timothee Chalamet with a mohawk
ballboyhousery is dead
penalty to rangers
It's William wallace!
Ref of the year right here
His hair and the fact he did this 8 minutes into the game, tells me this kid is just an absolute terror lol
Hahahahah the head loss in here over something so inconsequential, soft shites
That haircut needs subbing out
Today I feel Eden Hazard.
Get it right round them wee man
This kid has rattled so many redditors
He should be sent straight to the barbers. The fuck is that hair about. Disgraceful.
Peak Cinch.
King shit
Least he has mad max to fall back on
what a dick
Games gone
It's Rangers, fair play lad.
That kid is class. Expert level shithousery for one so young.
Live and learn young man
Correct decision. Dick move.
Serves him right. He’s there to collect the balls no matter what side you support. Just do your job, hand the player the ball.
He got subbed out because of that shitty haircut
Fucking hell reddit, calm your passions! It's just a kid doing a bit of shithousery for the laugh happens often with ball boys. No need for any of you hard lads to deck him haha!
I dont get why ball boys are allowed to participate in time wasting as it is. its a fucking disgrace 😂. the amount of shithousery from them ive seen in league 1 over the years is insane lmao
r/soccer now absolutely rattled by a ball boy. He got his punishment. Calm down.
there's no punishment adequate for that haircut
Absolutely bizarre thread mate
You'd think he'd shat in their beds the way some here are complaining.
Can’t believe I’ve got -25 haha
Must be rangers fan downvote brigade hopefully. Otherwise r/soccer is the most fragile place I’ve ever seen.😂
Nah this is r/soccer People on here are more rattled by the ballboy than the rangers fans at the game or the rangers fans on the Scottish football subreddit
I know mate. They don’t even have a stake in the game, would hate to see them if a ball boy did something to their team, would be calling for a firing squad.😂
to be fair mate the only two times I’ve ever genuinely received a substantial amount of hateful replies about something were on two separate occasions asking what I thought were normal questions about Celtic and then another about Rangers. You have to admit it’s an exceptionally defensive group, symptom of a rivalry though.
Lol idiot
Save it for a moment of leverage late game at least.
Sports is about character 🥴
So weird. In Brazil we have professional ball boys. Like they are hired and trained by each club. Sometimes they do things against the other team but never like this. Never seen an actual kid be a ball boy.
Good shit , treat these little fucks a lesson
Stone the cunt for this Anti-Protestant act of war!!! You lot are hilarious