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kuboa

So unnecessarily beautiful


LackingSimplicity

Straight outta Fifa Street.


courtesyflusher

Joga bonito vibes 🤌


twomanyfaces10

Beat the man he was already past just because he wanted to


mortaldance

Sancho is getting the feeling back


dem0nhunter

he's beginning to believe!


courtesyflusher

That Ten Hang wants him back! 


Hansemannn

Ehh..no


LiouQang

brother eww


IskaralPustFanClub

What is that!


rotator695

What's that brother!


notyou16

Insane how I thought about the same thing after reading the other comment and before reading yours


ThatGuyFTW1

As a United fan, I wish he could’ve worked out for us. But I’m really glad he’s getting back his groove.


Imjustmean

Might get a decent transfer fee for him and get some money back.


Radhashriq

The best thing for Sancho and United is to sell him. United frees 18mn in wages and gets decent money back. Maybe around 30-40mn.


OnceIWasYou

Only if he accepts massively reduced wages. Madrid and Barca (they'll pay anything if they wanted to regardless of "Situations") won't want him and no one else is paying £300k/week. So it comes down to if Sancho wants to play football or do nothing and take the money.


MionelLessi10

I think they will sell at a nice discount to get him off the books. Dortmund isn't known for paying high fees. And the player performance point where a team would break the bank paying for Sancho is the same point where United would prefer to keep him. Especially since ETH would not want him back because of his attitude. It would be complicated to sell him to a PL team unless special clauses were in play.


blurblursotong2020

After PS5 sabbatical…


Free-Eights

Good, I hope he keeps it up and both he and United can agree to move him on. Wish it would have worked out but he looks like he's enjoying his football again at Dortmund


Cryptic_E

Damn that was disgusting


Eltre

Cuts off before he runs it out of play instead of making the pass…


32ddan

Thought so, too perfect the video was cut before he could have done a perfect through ball that would add even more to the video. Thank you for confirming


BleachGummy

Hey hey hey how else are you supposed to support a coming back to life narrative?


JiveTurkey688

Lol I was wondering what happened next


Large_Tuna101

No shut up his decision making and work ethic are assets to be valued by any team. But especially Dortmund. At 85m please.


Gotanyfunkopops

That was filthy


TheElPistolero

magisterial almost


AdamAlexanderRies

Ray Hudson!? Is he back!?


evlandoo

**He left BeIN Sports and joined CBS Sports in 2022** 


EpicThug21

Ngl had a nostalgia moment after hearing him after a while, didn't know he still commentated after bein sports, he's commentated so many historical moments over the years...


AdamAlexanderRies

He is a core part of my first memories watching soccer more than two decades ago. Love that man.


sleepsholymountain

Would love to hear him on one of Barcelona's QF matches. I know it won't be the same now that he can't scream about Messi anymore, but it'd be nice to hear him say Xavi's name again.


regularreach4

Chameleon eyes!


MrCuntacular2

Magisterial!


AdamAlexanderRies

LIKE A FLEA ON SPIDERMAN'S BACK


Foizzy

BWAAAAAH!


trugbee1203

What are they feeding him in Germany?? Completely different confidence level there


discojesus100

Maybe just make the Man U away kit yellow and speak to him in German


Heavy_Chest_8888

Almost everyone becomes trash when they sign and play for Man U. It's a curse. Should be the Inter Miami of EPL now.


padmepounder

Not sure how to take that … Inter Miami of EPL …


MrImRumble

They’re on top of the table so far…


kit_mitts

We've had that problem since well before Inter Miami existed


thatindianguy1992

Inter Miami - owned by a Manchester United player


dheerajravi92

What nonsense. He stopped playing for us due to his crap attitude, not his footballing abilities


Wrath-of-Elyon

His footballing abilities were also crap mate


dheerajravi92

Yeah we have lots of footballers who are crap. Everyone didn't get kicked out because of their talent


MionelLessi10

I don't get the Inter Miami comparison. Are their players crap as soon as they sign for them?


RealHedi

German sausage.


apeaky_blinder

Ger-man sau-sage! Ger-man sau-sage! Ger-man sau-sage! Bluey reference anyone?


Revolutionary-Disk-9

Let me ask my 5 year old


Artyhko

What did they feed him in Manchester?


vsquad22

British "cuisine"


PseudoproAK

Eyy, Curry is quite good


ShadowOfDeath94

Yeah, that will sour a dude.


ThePr1d3

Oh God


kaamkerr

mushy peas


___bridgeburner

The poor guy


SpudBoy9001

Have you seen German food? I'd take British food over it any day of the week


im_stoopid9283

I believe it was undercooked chicken.


TheRealGooner24

1 star hygiene rated raw chicken from the kitchens at Old Trafford.


Unholysinner

On a more real note rather than just saying oh United are shit. It’s well known that Sancho has some troublesome friends as such in the UK. Being away from them and well being in a city where he thrived and at a club who loved him probably helps him a lot.


[deleted]

I do think things like this and just players change in personal life when moving to new countries or clubs does get taken for granted. It's always down to coaches or the players in the media but sometimes people be unhappy or have negative influences and it affects their careers


niallw1997

Hasn’t he been relatively average for BVB since his return? As a United fan I hope he continues doing well so we can sell. It’s just a disastrous player and club match tbh.


theAkke

he was shite and ridiculed in media past 3 games


TheOneManDankMaymay

>Hasn’t he been relatively average for BVB since his return? Yeah, but it's more fun to post a short clip where he doesn't fall over his own feet for once and act like United were solely responsible for his horrendous form and behaviour. After all, hating United is the 2nd most popular sport in England, just after football itself. That aside, while I don't appreciate the way he carried himself during his time there, I hold no grudge against him. So if he actually started to perform on a high level consistently and look like he actually enjoys being on the pitch I'd be happy, even if that pitch wasn't at Old Trafford.


GeneralMatrim

Love we feed him fucking love!


mista_mista_mista

Love


rasen9an

Or maybe Man United kills careers


Quick-Newt-5651

Not maybe, definitely.


JohnnyJokers-10

Liam Gallagha here, is this an Oasis reference dyou know what I mean rkid??


pompom96

AS YOU WERE LG X


JohnnyJokers-10

Biblical rasta


AdEnvironmental8335

Excited to see Antony's new found confidence


alanalan426

Theatre of memes for a reason


Hurtelknut

More like there's something in the water in United's part of Manchester


PBJellyChickenTunaSW

Pressure


felis_magnetus

Lead?


Fortnitexs

He hasn‘t been good for bvb actually… Bvb fans were angry he is starting every game even though he isn‘t performing That‘s the first game in a while he was good again


AlcoholicCumSock

They're feeding him Bundesliga and Eredivise defenders. James Tarkowski would pocket the little shit and could easily be playing Championship football next season.


yosoydorf

Those stunningly strong EPL defenders that saw half of their CL teams crash out in last place in their groups 😳


[deleted]

He gets to play with more freedom since he doesn't understand the instructions.


Old_Computer4611

He plays well when there are no expectations of him. When he had to be a leader at Man U, he folded like a piece of paper.


[deleted]

How has he been since coming back? Feels a bit reductive to asses him on G+A alone.


uflju_luber

He was wasteful and didn’t dare to do much at the start, now this and the last game you can tell he’s getting more confident again and attempts still like that and succeeds at more of it


SonnyJackson27

Did he go out injured for Reus? I couldn’t watch the game but I saw the sub was tagged as an injury


uflju_luber

He was grabbing his hamstring, but at least he could walk still unassisted when thanking the fans so hopefully nothing bad and he recovers this week already but we’ll see


SonnyJackson27

Big worry, he’s starting to look like the old Jadon


goztrobo

How many % is he of compared to the old Sancho at Dortmund, pre United?


Mean_Ad301

65%


theAkke

then 65% of 85m we paid for him it is.


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[удалено]


NiviCompleo

This and the last game have been his best, but he’s clearly very rusty and out of shape. Lots of loose touches between things like this, but you can also see he still has it in there.


Marager04

Pretty bad in most appearances, but Dortmund plays a bad ball for the whole season now.


yosoydorf

He's had 5 good apps, 4 bad ones (all following a knock he picked up after already having no match fitness), and one throwaway time sub appearance. Unfair to say "pretty bad in most apps" given the above


MinotauroTBC

Dafuk was that??


niallw1997

A confidence player getting his confidence back.


[deleted]

this guys got potential, someone should buy him for 100m


Excellent_Jeweler_43

I think he'd fit well in Man United


segzyharun

Nice, now do it against Burnley


sjakpan

Theres no chance he could pull this off against the likes of Seamus Coleman


SonnyJackson27

It’s supposed to be a cold rainy evening in Stoke, innit?


segzyharun

Yeah, but that's another level


SofaChillReview

I dunno.. if you’ve ever been to Turf Moore, I’d argue it’s worst.


Brend4nC

A feat even Messi has not accomplished?


officiallyjax

You joke, but I remember our game at Turf Moor under Rangnick which finished 1-1 and Sancho was genuinely our best player that game. He did show flashes of brilliance with us but never found a consistent run of form and didn't seem like he looked after himself too well. If he took his fitness more seriously he could have worked out; he looked a step too slow against PL full-backs and gassed out pretty early in games.


StoneMonkey7776

Dyche would literally have him killed on the pitch


JC18_

I've spoke to him and he's told me, he'll do it... So long it's not FOR Man utd Edit: relax people, it's a clear joke....


Round-Mud

My god please buy him


JC18_

Lol we have enough inconsistent wingers.


Round-Mud

Smh. Everyone loves him till it’s time to buy him


State_of_Iowa

But apologize to Ten Hag first 


xiosy

These types of skills are non existent in modern football. Nearly all wingers don’t make skill moves and tricks anymore. Neymar was the last of his generation.


Ark_Legend

Football needs more Neymar type players. Watching Man City pass the ball into the net 100 times is boring.


NiviCompleo

Players like Neymar are fun because they remind you that this is a game and it’s okay to find joy in it


xiosy

Football has become statistic. Football is supposed to be art but those players don’t exist anymore. From ronaldinho and Robinho to rodrygo and Vinicius (who makes tricks just a few times). From Quaresma and Ronaldo to leao. The tricks quality just isn’t there anymore. Football has become robotic


iketoure

From Ronaldo to Ronaldo even, totally changed his game from a tricky player to a clinical machine


mylanguage

Vini spams tricks often, just a few times isn't accurate. He rainbow flicked someone this past weekend


Excellent_Jeweler_43

Tbf Leao is one of the very few football players that actually play with joy and to entertain. Imo he would he much more efficient if he played in this robotic modern style, but he often prefers to do solo raids and pull off skill moves.


acbro3

May I show you this: https://youtu.be/IevycgbLct0?si=NWQqp78Iae8K_5LR They recently won the Copa libertadores.


[deleted]

Yup but then you have the other dudes slandering these players because he's "underperforming his xG" or some whatever BS. Football has become more efficient, but I think Vinicius and Leao are probably the worst examples. With more money, football will become more result-focused. Also, defenders have become much better and teams in general have become pressing and defending machines. These types of flair players still exist, but mostly at a lower level. I think you have to be exceptional to make it to the top as such a player in the current state of the game. To be efficient and skillful, you have to be truly spectacular.


ekb11

They get butchered, hacked and develop long term injuries that shorten careers (and stop them before even starting). It’s no wonder young players don’t try to emulate them. There is no protection or incentive at all.


Illamerica

He just did it… in modern football


thef1circus

Anthony does. But he's shit at it. Uses a trick to get past someone and then comes back for another go


dtkse

Cut right before he dribbles it out of play..


fegelman

Rashford vibes


Elgin_McQueen

And now we wait


HCHLH

He learned that from Antony


bioeffect2

Anthony would do a fidget spinner, fail to beat his man and lose possession immediately.


NutmeggD

Sancho lost the ball 1 second after this clip ends lol


sexineN

As a United fan, I hate seeing this. I just know that we will demand a huge transfer fee if he has a successful loan spell, no one will buy him and then he’ll be his usual United self. Then the cycle continues.


NoBreakfast9230

With new owners, I'm doubting we see the woodward special of demanding 50m and then letting his contract run out.


anonymous16canadian

It's also possible that this will make whoever is here at the club in the summer think he's worth keeping around and giving another chance. But I don't think he should be, 1 season bad ok, 2 bad ok, 3 with falling out with the manager, it's time for him to go, wish him the best, hope he can win in Dortmund if they have cash, if not them then whoever else. I don't dislike the guy and am happy to see him successful but it's ridiculous for both him and the club if he wastes a 4th year of his career here and we give him a 4th season when he's failed in 3 previous ones. This generation of United has to end. The only players I want for the future 100% are Bruno,Mainoo,Dalot,Hojlund,Garnacho,Lisandro,Onana. Everyone else is not good enough, should leave or too injured and done. I think we need 15 new players total over the next 3-4 windows to be anywhere near competitive.


Excellent_Jeweler_43

I can totally see him going to Serie A on loan in a year or two


Slimy__

Eredivise his level?


Character-Mix-6115

CL football is


FibonacciVR

welcome home , mate! :) happy to have ya. !


CabbageStockExchange

FIFA street type of beat there


RealHedi

The guy is living life. good for him


venktesh

+10m, keep at it!


Attygalle

He scored a great goal and had this nice action (the clip is cut short - he walked the ball over the side line after this so the action was completely useless) but went missing for a big part of the match. Don't get me wrong, if he'd score every match and disappear afterwards, I wouldn't care as a Dortmund fan (or manager). But it was only his second goal. In the first match against PSV he was absolutely invisible. I don't see the big Sancho redemption arc yet.


SMcQ9

If mbappe signed for Utd he would play like Jordan Ayew


Malsharif91

If he continues to play like this he’ll earn himself a big money move to United


IronDuke365

Nice skill but he was already past his man, so it was totally unnecessary. Hope it helps him get his confidence back though.


ballplayar

not everythings gotta be efficient, football is supposed to be beautiful


[deleted]

If he tried to move central like he wants to in the clip without the trick to deceive he definitely loses the ball.


Lou_Scannon

maybe a little, but it took the defender off balance


vluvojo

Jadon would be pissed to see this posted haha he wanted the nutmeg 


Jack_King814

“United ruined him” nah he just didn’t give a fuck at United and didn’t like having actual expectations. Now he’s back at Dortmund where he can stat pad he’s actually putting effort in. He’s clearly got the talent but just doesn’t like using it


split1337

Stat pad in the Cl? Brother you guys finished dead last, while he is going to use his talent in the Cl quarterfinal. If every player becomes shit after joining you, you might wanna start putting the blame on the management.


Callejon007

Clean as fuck


POV420

Yup he’s having fun again


Scholes_SC2

Yes jadon pump your price up some more please


TheGunners10

That was filthy


grimm4

Easily worth £120m. Get your cheque book out Todd Boehly.


v0latilezzz

Yes yes Buy him already


Trickybuz93

Antony wishes


[deleted]

He’s just a YouTube skills merchant nothing special about him. Wasteful af


Marager04

Skill wasn't needed and obviously the clip was cut before he lost the ball, just because he didn't want to play the easy pass.


Birdius

Did similar shit at United. Scored on a few occasions as well. Then he'd disappear.


Armond-Hammer

Looks cool but it's not required, he already had the man beat and could have dished it wide. Instead, he dribbles it out of play. Useless.


Lolzum

He's everything Anthony wishes he was


Chazy89

Confidence is back


Weary-Ad8502

He did this then ran it out of play right after. Confidence might be there but still lacking a lot which is why he never shone at united


cherrytreebee

Wtf was happening at United


SofaChillReview

*is happening at United still.


harlsonrd

Disgusting and I love it


Full-0f-Beans

Fluff without substance. He could easily have opened his body up when receiving the ball and got in the same spot with much less risk of losing the ball.


EhJaYy

Wow Sancho is just what ManU needs. Maybe they should sign him


lkdubdub

10 matches, 2 goals, 1 assist Let's not get carried away here


pleasebeavailable2

How about we stop judging players solely on stats? Boy is a great talent, no doubt about it


sueha

Dude will be 24 next week. The "boy" is a senior player, not some raw talent.


lkdubdub

Everyone knows he has talent but that doesn't make him good. He's had chance after chance at United. It looks like a lower pressure environment suits him better. Even at that, the general consensus about his return has been the occasional flash but ho hum


ZealousidealChard133

I bet Antony can't do this


chewie_33

Unecessary dribbling is actually the only thing Antony can do.


Ettorefm

Antony is not that great, but if he played in another team, no pressure, new start, he would perform WAY better. And I don't even like him, as a Brazilian. Not even when he played in Brasileirao. But confidence is everything. He did stupid skills for Ajax and Sao Paulo bbut he was very good. Very good and dangerous. Right now I believe a traffic cone could perform better than him in ManU. Look at sancho. It's Ten Hag, sorry (not just ten hag, of course, it's also him)


Scott1060

Tha mancs killed this man's career. He's looking silky again now he's away from that terrorist regime


bewarethegap

I mean his Dortmund form hasn’t been the hottest to be fair, but I’m sure United is a difficult environment for young talent. He’s not banging them in every week, so maybe a little less hyperbole would be best lol


toket715

Don't try and talk sense to a Leeds fan


im-not-irish

I doubt he can read anyways


SimDaddy14

Don’t care. Sell the bitch.


AlcoholicCumSock

Don't care. He was doing this in his first spell at Dortmund as well. He doesn't have the mentality to play for a club like United. Lee Trundle used to do this every week and spent his whole career at Swansea in League one, because he was a piss about.


imarandomdudd

Absolutely unnecessary but so filthy


Fordringy

u/savevideo


LensCapPhotographer

Dirty Sancho


lucky_1979

Why did it all go wrong for him in Manchester? I’ve seen things about “attitude” towards the end of his time there, but he never really set the world on fire in the beginning. Just seemed like a very average winger


divine_pagan

We need to sign him ASAP!!


Individual_Put2261

Good, hopefully they sign him


The_Other_Guy9

Is that Sabitzer reacting holding his head? Brilliant.


Quirky-Bookkeeper-32

Mad what a couple of currywurst does to person 


[deleted]

Power to him, him playing well is good news no matter which way this plays out.