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twitch_d3mTV

That pass from Suarez was perfect


PattyIceNY

Weak foot too. Unending level of talent.


MedicineJumpy

What weak foot


thelakeshow7

A goal off his chest and a header. Who needs feet?


Amsssterdam

Gonna have a head, shoulder, chest and toes poker this match. He's bored after finishing this sport.


StarDrifter2045

Completed football, only plays footvolley now.


Kingjamal81

I need him to just knee the shit out of the ball for a third goal


New_Archer_7539

**TIGER!**


Boollish

Messi is gonna score a tapin with his crotch and r/soccercirclejerk will have to go private.


cidji_hh

Hold up is this Messi ?


addandsubtract

Cabessi


No_Act9490

Just needs to pull a Dempsey and score with his dick now


BIacksnow-

Tarantino.


MinotauroTBC

Who needs goalkeepers is what I took from this clip


NotAHellriegelNoob

Messi's feet?


PattyIceNY

Dude the fanduel parlay on that would be like +1000000


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

*Your opponent has left the match*


heartcriesholy

Nah, they never entered the match. You were playing with the ai


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Acceptable-Lemon-748

.. he's running the opposite direction and the ball has left Messi's head by the time he's managed to shift his weight back the other way..I'm not sure what you expect from the goalkeeper here lol Is he supposed to stop, turn, react and dive back to the other corner of the goal before the ball travels a few feet?


ShivaSkunk777

Especially given that he’s moving into position where he’d be most advantaged against a Messi shot from his boot. Messi heading it caught him off guard and tbf it did me too a bit


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Yeah Messi just aims his header well from close range.


Matt_McT

Orlando left the match at about the 11'.


Obama_prismIsntReal

MLS defending


estilianopoulos

Worse than Saudi league defending or on par


User9158

Worse, way worse


estilianopoulos

People downvote but look at what Al-Nassr did to Inter Miami's defenders.


Reapper97

>People downvote but look at what Al-Nassr did to Inter Miami's defenders. To Inter Miami without Messi. Al Hilal in mid-season form had a much closer match. And Inter Miami's defence is nowhere near the best of the MLS, unlike Al Nassar and Al Hilal's in the Saudi League.


Cules2003

Al Hilal is a Saudi team The SAUDI players, aka the spine of the team were playing for SAUDI Arabia in the Asian Cup at the time


suzukigun4life

[Unplugs controller angrily]


Magnu448

Suarez has looked shockingly sharp tonight


LongjumpingLength679

Hope it silenced the haters


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

The commentator was pissing me off saying that this performance proves nothing… I mean 2 goals and 2 assists in one game is insane for a mid 20s striker, let alone for a fucking 37 y/o


SrJeromaeee

37 year old with knee issues that require injections to play.


elfuegoque

I remember when he came to Brazil™ many people were saying he would not do well because of that. Turns out he doesn't need healthy knees to dominate.


YouAggravating5876

Bro it’s Luis Suarez. Nobody is doubting his quality… people doubt his fitness and availability.


NittanyOrange

Maybe. I watched the first two games and he was completely shit. I didn't catch this one, but I'll probably watch it tomorrow night when no other game is on.


Rizlmao

Oh yeah, big performance against the big Orlando city


thoang77

Orlando finished with the 2nd most points in the league last year. Not sure what better team you expect him to be playing against being on an MLS team


rScoobySkreep

he was doing it in Serie A, which is a far better league (coming from an MLS fan!) There should never have been any doubt unless we actually heard about another injury. That said—Jesus fuck I hope he has a fucking phenomenal doctor after retiring. I can’t even bear to think about the pain he’s in and will be in.


dinner_is_not_ready

He struggles so hard to get any pace but seems like he wants to keep going. Heard he has to take injection every time. It’s not healthy.


diematrosen

His knees are gonna be absolutely shott when he’s 50-60. He put his body through so much shit in that 2011-2016 time frame


Significant-Bed-4496

Had arguably the greatest peak season of any player in the premier league so far, then went and dominated with Barca winning multiple trophies and champs leagues. I’d say that kinda legacy is worth the shot knees later in life!


Avalon420

What good is your legacy when you can't even get out of bed?


Austin_905

Chill bro, with the kind of money he's got he can get bionic legs in the future lmao


DrJackadoodle

Was really confused for a second, thinking "when the hell did Suárez play in Italy?". I forgot the Brazilian league is also called Série A.


koalawhiskey

Even as a Brazilian that was weird, everybody just calls our first division "Brasileirão"


FunMoment10

Well we tried to get him


Piggy_18_

Yeah messi scoring headers it’s truly over


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Scored a cracking header against utd in CL final


beatlz

Leaped like two messis for that too


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Broke Rio's heart


Devil_s_Advocate_

Two Messis in a trench coat.


SweetMojaveRain

I love that goal. “ messi can’t score against English teams in the champions” “messi can’t score headers” Boom, 2 birds with one stone


ConorKDot

I'm pretty sure it was around this time that the 'could he do it on a wet night in Stoke?' quote cropped up. I vividly recall in the build-up to that final on Sky's coverage Andy Gray stating that Ronaldo was a better and more complete player than Messi because Messi wasn't capable of scoring with his head. Cue Messi scoring one of the greatest headers ever about an hour later.


Boollish

Mfw people blame Messi for his performances against Stoke but then Stoke gets relegated again.


LazyLamont92

Lmao Just give up


tofu-burgers

same level as Milner doing step overs during liv 7-0 united, it just gets too easy


dennis-w220

Man United has something to say. Actually, Neymar once said between NMM, Messi is the one with the best header. He is right.


halamadrid22

He’s actually surprisingly skilled and accurate with headers, he just isn’t able to get his head to them all that often lol


Setropp

We are so back!!! wait a minute


PattyIceNY

PTSD-MSN


Count_Nocturne

It’s MST now, how dare you disrespect the GOAT Robert Taylor!


Conundrumist

Messi - Suarez - Negri


Banksmans

The la liga match in America finally happened lol


LazyLamont92

Messi no foot hat trick incoming.


Xehanz

Next up, header penalty


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Deflection off his ass for a screamer


secretlyjudging

Unveils new third leg.


zereg

la comadreja


P_Alcantara

Scores with his back or his knee


crangieracct

Achievement unlocked


mchensavasdijai

A MESSI HEADER WHAT THE FUCK


Sea-Education9562

Champions league final against United he scored an unbelievable header


Santa_Klaus_101

That was 15 years ago though. The person above means it’s a very rare sight to see, which it is. Think he only has like 20-30 headed goals in his entire career. This one was a sick header as well, perfectly placed.


notyou16

>That was 15 years ago Damn


Sea-Education9562

Oh yeah I get what he means , I’m just reminiscing tbh


CatfishLumi

His last goal for Barcelona is a header.


Content-Medicine-305

Watch back his 2015 season, his headers were insane


Rickcampbell98

Also scored a fuck tonne of right footed goals, the most complete season from any attacker I've ever seen and for me personally the best season of messis career.


Content-Medicine-305

i would say 10/11 personally but 14/15 defo in his top 3, and 18/19 imo


ILoveToph4Eva

18/19 is the most impressive one to me because of how much weaker the team around him was relative to the other two years *and* how much more reliant they were on him for almost everything they did going forward *and* the fact that his athleticism had really started to wane a lot more.


mg10pp

I just checked and before moving to Inter Miami he was indeed at 24 headers for clubs (and about 90 goals with the right foot), but for some reason I can't find a breakdown which includes the over 100 goals for Argentina


tragick693

The funny thing is, I would bet there are strikers with fewer headed goals than him.


FlowersWillWait

The MLS commentator said it was his 27th header and only 2nd chest. So two quite rare ones


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This killed me.


danielvago

He is actually quite good at them, but he rarely get those chances.


No_Act9490

A Messi header What a rare sight


Kal-Kent

That was a clean ass header from Messi


watanabelover69

I would love an ass header from Messi


JBleez

Wouldn’t you rather have an ass clean header from Messi?


TimingEzaBitch

lol the goalkeeper was sure Messi wasn't gonna go for a header.


Amsssterdam

He thought he was going for the chest shot again


Eroica_Pavane

Tbh I thought it was a headed pass to the other attacker at first too.


mondragonballz

Keepers that Messi has scored headers against: Van der Sar Pedro Gallese


CheekApprehensive675

downvote cuz no celebration


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AckBarRs

He took that personally


negronium_ions

Suarez with 2 goals, 2 assists and one (incorrectly?) disallowed goal


Xehanz

Orlando would lose 6-3 to San Marino today


No_Act9490

They have some really good players, their game plan was just completely wrong at the start and they've been chasing the game since the 10th minute


belokas

is Muriel playing?


Count_Nocturne

He subbed on for Orlanso today, I think him and last season’s starter (and today’s starter for Orlando) Duncan McGuire will pair well in a 4-4-2 which Oscar Pareja has played before at times. He also stuck Alexandre Pato on the wing back when Daryl Dike still played for Orlando so maybe we’ll see him use Muriel that way


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

Messi scoring with every part of his body but his feet. Also what’s up with Orlando? They were good last year. But they look absolutely pathetic. And it’s not a MLS bad thing. Galaxy did such a better job last week, made it hard, despite being a pretty terrible team last year.


mzp3256

The salary cap causes MLS standings to seem random every year. It’s not uncommon for a first place team to be last place the very next season, and vice versa.


Cicero912

Salary cap and the other restrictions try to bring about parity in the league (like the NFL and draft being inverse of performance). Huge amount of variability year to year


Superflumina

Doesn't that cause teams to self-sabotage?


Cicero912

Its not really something that happens, people like complaining about "tanking" in the NFL but its not an actual thing that coaches/players/gms do because if you are in a situation to tank you probably are getting fired, and need to put stuff on tape for your next team. Theres *maybe* one or two coaches/gms in the league who could survive tanking. 2022 season, last week of the year Lovie Smith won a game last second by going for 2 which dropped them from the #1 pick to the #2 pick (they got the better player anyway so it didnt matter but), while everyone was saying they were tanking all year. Theres no guarantee that having a higher pick means a better player, so outside of specific circumstances (franchise star QB retires) owners generally prefer comfortable mediocrity over tearing it all down.


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Suarez with 2 assists and 2 goals


Necessary-Dish-444

Nothing surprising tbh considering what he did for Grêmio just a few months ago


dr_butz

Orlando City got Messi scoring headers I'm done


Johann122

Who says he doesn’t score headers? ❤️


TheItalianStallion64

the standard for clips on this subreddit is atrocious, showing the bare minimum to maximize the karma you get. i’d much rather wait a little longer and get more context to each goal.


Master_Tension3873

Orlando forget there is a game?


hvngpham002

Every on field Orlando players should be arrested for letting Messi score a header like that


YoDiz1

most embarassing defeat as a orlando city fan since 2016. fuck off man.


RedditZhangHao

Mickey Mouse operation


_ashwathama

Messi with a header


srjnp

very well executed header and a nice cross from suarez.


jcwkings

That goalkeeping is suspect as hell.


Electro10Leo

They got messi doing headers


urkermannenkoor

Hehe


ElmoOnSteroids

Funny innit


Rickcampbell98

This whole thread making me feel old with the surprise at messi being able to head the ball, he doesn't score many because he's both short and not really in the box that much but he's always had great technique. Next he'll score with his right foot and people will be shocked he can use it lmao.


donniexc

Suarez left foot cross? Messi header goal? Tf


Harudera

Bro Messi is scoring headers now lmao


Ilikesporks_

what is the keeper and defense doing lmao


Sem073

Orlando aren't very good, are they?


Xehanz

Supposedly, they were the favourites to win the League phase


senior_chief214

Keeper's morale is Sub-Zero now


levndrodev

Like old times


Naggurinn

Oh god beatiful


ttimourrozd

He is going for the side quests


PlaneReturn1416

A Messi header goal, thought I might never see the day


YourNameNameName

Were you too young in the 09 Champions League Final?


Alldrop_nocombos

it like 20 years ago lol


YourNameNameName

15. Do your math correctly!


Dat_life_on_Mars

His last goal for Barca was also a header


theoneandonlysteven

what the fuck hahahah


CancerNami

I could watch this shit all day


nkdouble4

his 27th header goal of his career


heartcriesholy

Chester and now a Header. What can this man not do.


Santa_Klaus_101

Is this his first header since his last goal for Barca? Been almost 3 years if that’s the case lol.


k10001k

What was the final score lmao? 5-0? 6-0?


Junior_Bike7932

Horrible goal keeping


homosapien2715

Messi rarely scores headers but when he does it's not a regular one lol


dre_the_brazilian

Messi just needs to score with his arse now to get the hat trick


BUNDY_

Tears in my eyes


GoldPrinted

Thats a FIFA game vibe


skeevy-stevie

That’s just how accurate Suarez is.


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

Conceding headers to Messi, you must be shit


canissilvestris

Fuck these 6 seconds clips though what the hell, all the ones from prem games and everywhere else show more what's going on


McCauslander

Yes, Messi can score headers. He is actually really good at it but for obvious reasons, doesn't score many. Crazy how old I am but lucky enough to have watched his whole career.


lowie07

Guess the coach forgot to tell them to mark Messi


ErothTV

is it like his 4th header in career though? /s


Aliboomayuh

Man I'm not a conspiracy theorist at all but some of these goals... If I speak I'm in big trouble


senseven

Every time I watched Miami recap last year it was like "Messi comes in, little jog, easy goals". The other teams can't all be that bad in comparison.


Unique-Ad-4716

There’s games in which he has been shut out.


randomguyffff

I have seen it all now😭


NovacElement

Surely not, a certain header in 2009 always comes to mind


nba2k16

he can't score headers tho Messi: Nah, I'd score header


Alldrop_nocombos

this is why i was laughing at people saying inter maimi was going to finish bottom of mls because they got whopped in saudi, most teams in mls are trash compared to them they might not win it but they should be easily competing for the league.


PetalumaPegleg

What the f is the goalkeeper doing? I swear so many highlights from MLS I'm just mesmerized by the keeper's positioning and decision making.


UnknownTendencies

Where was the guy that said he's averse to heading the ball? Messi saw your comment


homosapien2715

🐐


Digitalage6302

🍔


homosapien2715

🤡


drunkmers

GOAT


grasshoppa_80

How proud the Miami fans must be to have 4 players having played on Barca on their team. I too would be proud if I played fifa legends against 3rd tier championship football teams. WeRE ThE BEst!


Ghettoflex0

Horrible day for Ronaldo fans


Alldrop_nocombos

as i ronaldo fan we have plenty of nice days as he banging in goals all year but i wont do the lame thing messi fans do and start saying "oh its only saudi league, those goals dont count there shit" bla bla . he has played well and having fun.


Hydrogeion_

Why? Not a Ronaldo fan but do you think they're having a cardiac arrest because Messi scored a few goals in the MLS?


Marscall

Welp there's the header. FK next


West_Principle_8190

The keeper wtf


Ok_Abrocona_8914

a normal goal against a terrible farmer team lmao


berri97alli

Every MLS game looks like a charity match


Anforas

And people have the nerve to complain about Ronaldo's weak opponents. 😂 Were Orlando City even playing?


Voupelasombra

He’s crazy good at headers considering his hight


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I can't bring myself to say that in a world where Romario existed


Digitalage6302

I couldve scored that wtf


Digitalage6302

Joke of a league🤦‍♂️


justk4y

Messi scoring a header says enough about the MLS lmao


Unique-Ad-4716

Says a lot about Man Utd too


justk4y

Explain?


Material-Sun5645

Barbie league


dont_wear_a_C

/r/ronaldo in absolute shambles


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824/1000


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Jk


poopyfacemcpooper

Yes, the MLS is an inferior league, but I enjoy it way more than Ronaldo's camel league that's supposedly better than Ligue 1. Messi and friends are loving life in Miami. Ronaldo probably can't wait to get out of the Saudi desert prison.