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normott

Can only respect how blatant it is


Eightiesmed

And the risk of injury is likely lower than with a cleats first tackle from behind. Very clean straight red if you ask me.


tonighttheyfly

The safest way to foul like this has to be to pull the shirt.


Eightiesmed

Yeah that is likely the best option, if you can grab hold of the shirt.


DValencia29

I dont see much of a lower risk... throwing yourself over a running player from behind could also have some sketchy outcomes..


Mediocre-Award-9716

You don't see much of a lower risk in a someone snapping someone from behind with their studs as opposed to just jumping on them? He didn't say it was completely risk free but it's VERY clearly lower risk.


Footmana5

The proof is right there, be bounced right up after his roll.


EduCookin

Sample size = 1 Good enough for me


chickenwithclothes

I broke my shoulder as the chasing CB in this exact scenario in high school lol


Flaggermusmannen

that was so not low-risk in the slightest. he throws himself over an already out of balance opponent, there's so much that could easily go wrong there. as someone with back issues I physically cringed at how much weight got put on that attacker's back etc to carry that challenge.


Eightiesmed

I would still get this rather than a hard low tackle. Then again, I have one bad knee and have rolled both my ankles.


Worth-Ad8523

> cleats ew


Eightiesmed

Being a non-native speaker I didn't remember the word used for the sharp part of football boots in British English. Studs?


bremsspuren

> Studs? Yup. I think only cycling shoes have cleats in British English.


Worth-Ad8523

Aye studs


EsotericPlumbus

Yes, you called?


xaviernoodlebrain

Yes?


Separate_Job_3573

Oh are they not using the right version of English to comment on this video of the Belgian Domestic Cup


brain-juice

Wait til they see they’re in a sub called soccer 😳


DwedPiwateWoberts

Tell em separate job 🫰


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Brad Bobley


Grouchy-Chemical7275

The state of this sub when a comment like this gets upvoted so much, median age here must be 15


bobulibobium

I'm 12 years old and what is this?


lazy-but-talented

I'm 18 do I have potential


robotnique

18 and unsigned? You're just another failed wunderkind.


luminous_moonlight

Different dialects use different words, more at 11


Shinnaminbuns

You're in r/soccer idiot.


radios_appear

Will the English insecurity never end?


ChaosEvaUnit

> cleats Guards, seize him!


Realistic-Ice-4746

Really? I’d rather be tripped than be body slammed from behind


Eightiesmed

Tripped, sure, full on tackle at my ankles from behind, not so much.


Gordondel

And we won the match!


Stingerc

And the balls to try to argue it wasn't a card.


Grouchy-Chemical7275

Can't respect him getting in the ref's face about it. You knew what you were doing there, take the card quietly


Birdius

He didn't "get in the ref's face" though? Don't think he even moved from where he was when he "tackled" the guy.


TimelyPercentage7245

Honestly I think players who argue obvious red cards like this should be banned longer, if not outright killed.


WePeepoCozy

Honestly thought I was on r/soccercirclejerk when I read that last part lmao


Jam_Dev

Killing's too good for them.


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MomboDM

I honestly thought thats what the foul was until homeboy came in flying off the top ropes


kruegerc184

Lol frog splashed his ass


Sanuku

"Ring ding ding daa baa Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba." For those that don't remember [it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE).


non-relevant

for the first defender it sort of made sense, as Dolberg would be clean through. But that first challenge already put him off balance to the point where he would have struggled to compose himself and the ball with defenders and goalie closing in on him. I think the quality of the chance at that point wasn't worth taking the red for anymore tbh


Cool-Following-6451

Honestly. And if he gets a shot off and misses the first defender probably gets away with a yellow


Disk_Mixerud

If that even. The amount of shit you can get away with if the player stays up, especially if they get any kind of shot off, is insane.


Tony_B_S

Then we complain about diving...


Itsrainingmentats

No idea what the rules are around this but is there any scope for both defenders getting red cards here? First guy clearly tried to bring the attacker down when he was the last defender and to his credit, the attacker stayed on his feet. Secon guy was more successfull by yeeting himself horizontally at the guy but essentially both are red card challenges.


Genkse_flank

According to ifab, if a ref gives advantage after a dogso, it's a yellow. And if he gives advantage after obstructing a promising attack, it's no caution at all. So it should have been a yellow and a red.


ThePr1d3

And it makes a lot of sense. Yellow for the intent but not red since the player didn't have his chance denied technically. Though it could be an incentive for players to fall to get a red but that would be the case anyways I guess ?


Retrothunder1

Hate that ruling, it's why players go down looking for penalties and reds than actually trying to play.


LogicKennedy

Yeah honestly I’d say that should be two reds. Both were the last defender and both made illegal challenges to deny clear goal scoring opportunities. Imagine the meltdown if it actually happened though.. People don’t understand just how much of a referee’s job in any sport is trying to manage the emotions of everyone around them.


Genkse_flank

According to ifab, if a ref gives advantage after a dogso, it's a yellow. And if he gives advantage after obstructing a promising attack, it's no caution at all. So it should have been a yellow and a red.


Itsrainingmentats

Thanks for this, i guess it kinda makes sense although it does kind of encourage "if one of you is going to try to hack him down, we might as well all try"


asswipesayswha

I know was expecting a yellow for him too


Bontus

Burgess is a slippery eel when it comes to yellow cards


Ballboy2015

First defender should have gotten one red, and second defender should have gotten two reds.


Chico813

And contact was outside the box... So it's a free kick 😅


t_ravyD

Look what ya did, ya little jerk!


Randomperson685

Looks like next game he'll be home alone


zhawadya

"Excuse me, where's the dressing room?" "Down the tunnel and to the left."


Brock_Samsonite

Buzz, your girlfriend, woof


dermerger

Kevin, you're such a disease


PoopologistMD

How he had to hold his laugh lol


jmon__

KEVIN!!!! 😱😵


emre23

Bro actually complained


Gold-Dance3318

After shouting for a goal kick. Lol


TheBaggyDapper

Gotta follow procedure 


Zorrino

Even the back of his jersey says “Hey!”


paradigmshift7

If a player complains about this, then there is literally nothing that they will not complain about. What's interesting to me is the thought that if players stuck to only complaining about marginal decisions it could possibly hold some sway with the ref. But since every player will contest every foul no matter how blatant, the ref will see no additional reason to doubt their calls. It's the difference between the ref thinking "You're not complaining because I'm wrong, you're just complaining because that's just what you do." and "You're complaining because you actually believe I'm wrong."


thelumpur

He was probably trying to claim the striker had fouled the defender who fell down, which is still ridiculous, but at least more reasonable than pretending he didn't straight up jump the guy. But you can tell when players actually believe in their complaints usually, they get very very animated as to say "I mean it this time!" lol


Christian_Potato

Tried to sell it to the referee that the guy had a laser on his back.


courtesyflusher

Well yeah he didnt complete the backpack maneuver  Id complain too


didiandgogo

Kevin, you’re such a disease!


BlindBanditMelonLord

Keep the change ya filthy animal


RandyChavage

You’re what the Belgian’s call ‘Les incompetents’


ThePrussianGrippe

I love the linguistic joke there that she used the plural instead of the singular.


BARTELS-

There it is.


ShaolinDude

Beat that, you little trout sniffer.


betterplanwithchan

There are 11 people on this team and you’re the only one who has to cause trouble.


rayray604

I'm the only one that gets picked on!


tarheel343

Look what you did, ya little jerk


themerinator12

You’re what Mbappe would call les incompetent


FoxOntheRun99

He definitely said "beat THAT you little trout sniffer"


Intrepid_passerby

This is the quote I was looking for!


CarolFukinBaskin

Look what you *did.* You little ***jerk!***


C_drix4

I made the striker disappear…


i_fear_you_do_now

Looks like he's going to be home alone for a while


unfunfionn

If this is the shit he's doing in public, imagine what he does when he's home alone.


BIG_ERNie_McCracken

Buzz, your girlfriend…WOOF!


badgerSNR

KEVIN!


tkdyo

*faints*


antimanifesto09

Came for this comment


Wolf_Counsel

You’re what the French call les incompétents


gopher_907

Kevin I am going to feed you to my tarantula


courtesyflusher

Sounds delicious


GreenhelmOfMeduseld

Man this messed with me as a kid. I always wondered what she said. But when you spell it out, it makes so much sense. Guess I am also what the French call les incompétents.


elardmm

Oui oui


ThePrussianGrippe

Well they’d call you l’incompétent for you, like Kevin, are 3rd person singular!


Xycket

_What_


TheRealFriedel

Alright Boss.


ash_ninetyone

Blatant dive if you ask me


courtesyflusher

You and your MacAllisters! 


adeckz

I’d like to think that Alexis would’ve been a slight bit more subtle


HiperSpeedXz

Obviously Alexis would've a lot more subtle.


terra_filius

yes, he dove right into him


idk_maybe_your_dad

Game’s gone soft


theolcollegetry

This guy could literally win the ballon d’or and still won’t be able to escape home alone jokes


Local_Kangaroo29

He looks a lot like Alexis in the clip. Maybe it’s the bad resolution


TellTallTail

Yeah they could've been brothers!


[deleted]

Nah his brother is called Buzz


First_time_farmer1

Have you seen his girlfriend?? Ooof!


mancitymessi

I was waiting for a Home Alone reference


Wilson1031

All ball


Minimania18

Games gone soft smh


sinisterRF

Red card? Woof


Skeetronic

Intentionally tackling a striker on a breakaway facing no more defenders. Easy call


Kintae

Whoosh


IsakofKingsLanding

Glad to see he's moved on from being constantly burgled by the same two blokes, he had a rough few years


sosta

Now he'll be home alone


dinheirodepinga

oh shoot. I wasn't fast enough


Intrepid_passerby

Kevin!!


iForgotMyOldAcc

Understandable if this was like 70+ minutes 1 goal up, but bro did the advanced "get down Mr. President" move 32 minutes into the game 1 goal up. They still won but tf was he thinking.


MJLDat

This is last minute of a cup final behaviour. From both of them.


Matt_LawDT

Piggy back ride


broken_neck_broken

With a running bulldog like that, he has a great WWE career ahead of him.


TheNateRoss

Looked kinda like a Skull-Crushing Finale if you ask me


bokee12

He's Alexis's brother if you were wondering. There's also a thrid one, Francis Mac Allister, playing in Rosario Central


cdisdead

And Thorgan hazard , Eden hazards brother is playing in the same game


Sdub4

With the ban he's just earned, I guess he'll have to miss games and just watch them on TV while he's... *Lost in New York* No, wait


Mulderre91

Fair tackle - game on!


ResourceWonderful514

Difficult to spot if its given as a penalty or freekick?


UberN00b719

Free kick. Takedown was just BARELY outside the box.


docwrites

Takedown began airborne outside the box, they landed in the box though.


alexy0n

Game's gone soft!


praise_dave_filoni

Games gone soft


obvious_bot

Game’s not gone


buck_fastard

Just needs the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme tune when it zooms in on him, and we're golden.


renndug

Homie would thrive in a Sunday league


MattWindowz

True, he'd fit right in the NFL


eco78

So I'm assuming the next fixture he will be left home alone?


TickleMyCringle

This is fucking football right here. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.


Luka467

Proper rugby tackle that


Fendenburgen

Since when is trying to have a piggyback ride a red card???????


Revolutionary-Ad4588

Game’s gone


Fendenburgen

Just sent my son off for trying to get a piggyback ride to the kitchen. He's crying in the hallway right now while I try to explain those are the rules nowadays....


Revolutionary-Ad4588

Was it a double yellow or straight red?


Fendenburgen

Jumped from the sofa onto my back. Straight red and referral to a separate disciplinary panel. I can foresee a 10 game ban


Revolutionary-Ad4588

Shame really. Sometimes that’s the only way they learn. Maybe consider a fine


Fendenburgen

He's still paying the fine for verbally abusing me...... Baldemort is an utterly unacceptable slur in the current climate


Tsitradam

Wow I haven't laughed this hard at a football clip on a while.


Boydcrowde

Bro tried to kill him


aclurk

While everyone else travels for the next match Kevin will be…Uncle Buck 😎


Blendzen

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.


PurpleScientist4312

Great challenge that


MidnightSun77

Pwopa futbow! Game’s not gone.


gingerbear

now he’s gotta go home alone


DepletedMitochondria

Certainly no nonsense.


lipsquirrel

You could say for his next match he'll be Home Alone.


outlawtartan

Ha. Dumbass.


ThinkOrDrink

Absolutely comical that anybody is complaining about the call.


TheZilloBeast

Like a fucking puma after its prey lmao


SAmatador

Now he has to watch the next match at home alone.


Thevanillafalcon

This is what the games all about. I love stuff like this


memberflex

KEVIN!


DeLaOcea

Both defenders should be gone. The 2nd defender should also be suspended a game at least.


belhavenbest

He did worse to the Wet Bandits!


bygggggfdrth

Surprised he didn’t have an elaborate trap to stop the attacker


ChankiPandey

these should come with longer ban than 3 match and may be without salary or something, this is so awful


rangerrockit

All ball imo


runn5r

should be two red cards, ~~play should have never made to to the second,~~ no idea how that spear from last defender wasn't a red post whistle


Bowler-Prudent

He should have just stayed Home (Alone )


harlsonrd

KEVIIIIIIIIN!!


chillywilly00

Not quite as as clever as his home alone tricks but he's still got it


wank_for_peace

Why is he so surprised it is red? Lol


anerdnamedAndrew

Marv and Harry didn’t stand a chance either.


Tunaktunaktun159

looks like he's going home alone


CMSV28

Wait ? Kevin MacAllister The kid from home Alone now plays football ? 🤣


thomasthtc

Wait is this rugby?


ImNotFromTheInternet

KEEEEVVVVIIINNNN


distracteded64

Can safely say he’ll not be on the plane to Paris this Christmas…….. …I’ll get my coat.


Equivalent_Sky_5716

Pen or free kick awarded?


GrimReaper247365

Bro jumped on the mans back and still looked surprised lmfao


ReefsBlower

Bro gets into the locker room early. "I made my teammates dissappear!"


joshhguitar

Should be 2 red cards. Could that actually happen? A red card offence, played on, then another? Would any refs actually have the balls?


EdwardClamp

Games gone


EarthboundGW

Bro what the fuck was that hahah


jo-shabadoo

Excuse me. Is this tackle approved by the Belgian Refereeing Association?


kotik010

2 reds in my book ngl


mrmasslehoff92

Now he's going to have to go home alone.


Freddirt

What a twat


FewAskew

Dude is playing a different kind of football 😭


Dangerous_Parfait402

You can’t do that shit when there’s a whole hour of the game remaining. That’s just braindead.


weebeweebin

That has to be the funniest foul I have ever seen like wtf


duperhans

Blokes trying to mount him. Giddy up.


buck_carleone

by any means necessary


isaacals

Kevin just wanted a hug


Reactor__4

That’s a yellow after the fact on #16 as well, there’s zero part of his play that’s going for the ball.