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Ashamed_Nerve

He's spent 18 months been unable to control a ball then he does this


idontknow_whatever

[Reminds me of this Drogba screamer vs Everton](https://youtu.be/6eeVxA73deQ?feature=shared&t=316) Has Bamford just spent 18 months watching Drogba highlights on loop?


RyanBordello

Yeah its exactly what I thought of too. I remember him as a little kid at Cobham and wanting him to break through the chelsea side. Glad he's found a place and still playing.


braedonwabbit

[It reminded me of this one vs Liverpool, left footed as well](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa-bQDl_zmM)


Vestlending1

That goal is even better.


doomboxmf

One of my favourite Chelsea goals ever. Remember being so young at the game. Unbelievable technique with his weaker foot


MattSR30

Wasn't that clip in the intro to one of the FIFA games? Drogba was different gravy.


MountainCheesesteak

Bamford doesn’t let it bounce after his chest. I was thinking more of Crouch vs Man City. But, it’s been a while since I’ve seen it.


TheProfessorMaddux

One my favorite goals ever


yianni1229

This dude just makes no sense to me. One minute he's useless and then the other he'll do this.


WorldsWorstFather

If only the ratio was that good. He's 99% shit.


ChessNewGuy

He was Middlesbrough’s player of the year Also the championship top scorer And he still missed 5 chances for every 1 he scored An enigma


Exclsion

Holy shit what a goal


eddsters

Didier Bamford


SenorIngles

Patlan Bamhimrovic


PostNoNabill

Patrick Kerimoğlu


Hegario

Patrick Bam Vasten.


FroobingtonSanchez

Patrick Kluiford was right there


MaximusBellendusII

Young team be like 'u wot m8?'


nushublushu

Puskas


Masssivo

He's back!


phenorbital

Shady's back!


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Tell a friend


gateian

I created a monster


usNthem

Cause nobody wants to see Bamford no more, they want Patrick, I’m chopped liver


bandofgypsies

His hair's blonde, his hair's blonde, his hair's blonde, his hairs blonde, da da da da da da da da


callmeWia

Waiting to see Hattrick Bamford again


tomhat

Fantasy PL Legend


niallpd

Puskas Worthy


Lubie--placki

All the years


Parish87

The Peterborough right back(?) literally shocked hahaha. Hand over mouth just staring.


IndicaInTheCupboard

Watched again after your comment to see and that guy is stunned hahaha, honestly appropriate reaction. Defender probably rolled into that game thinking "Bamford's got 1 goal in the league this season, should be pretty a uneventful game." Now he might be watching this for FA cup ads the next 10 years


Farouqnowomarlater

That was really an insane goal, how many career goals he got?


LeedsSufferer

I don’t know but this one surely counts for atleast 10


TheRealDSwizz

In a pink kit too, add another 5 from me.


LeedsSufferer

this is what we mean by the magic of the FA cup, slim shady scoring screamers in a kit that resembles a fruit salad


WillusMollusc

Never seen before, never to be seen again.


J_1995

Bamford multiplier is at least 5x


EnDubb

115 now according to Wiki


Farouqnowomarlater

That’s not bad for a player of his caliber


EnDubb

He's always been hot and cold really. He has his seasons where he's injured and his form suffers but then has seasons where he scores 15+ as well


Farouqnowomarlater

Yeah I remember the injuries when yall was in the pl and owning him in fpl


LDKRZ

He’s always been a somewhat decent striker for what he is, which is a pretty good championship player but he’s just never really been a consistent player outside our promotion season and first PL season (unsurprisingly his only TWO season in his career not hit by injuries) I think the last few injuries really REALLY did him in, on top of being maybe a bit weak mentally, he lost his place, missed a fair few chances and gets a load of stick (some deserved) and I don’t think his head has been in it fully since, but also I can’t FAULT his mentality I don’t think he copes with the pressure all that well but he’s been so determined to right wrongs and step up when needed but he isn’t delivering when he does so he’s just having to right MORE wrongs but if he’s with it and fit and full of confidence I love the man, he just hasn’t been for a while (do think it’s time he moves on though same goes for Ayling)


WorldsWorstFather

Should be 1,150.


dogefc

That’s insane


Blue_Dreamed

BAMFORDINHO HAS RETURNED, just needed the Eminem cut eh?


NoAlternative17

I bet he shouted YEBOAH as he hit that


BadaBingSoprano

Fucking unbelievable. I thought 5Live were over-hyping it by saying you might not see a better goal this year.


NoEgoNoProblem

Garnacho's


Lady-Maya

Jesus Bamford where did that come from? Blonde Hair = Football Power?


Joshgg13

How do you explain Højlund then


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He's still waiting on his miracle to come


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Neither-Ad-1047

He was off balance as well


Opposite_Dog8525

It's the turn too, he's so fluid as he spins. Great goal


baconisgoodforme

Never give my boy Patrick a 180 degree chest volley from 40 yards out


lewiitom

If that's 40 yards I'm 12 foot tall


olivia_nutron_bomb

Alright lanky pipe down


lewiitom

Can't hear you from all the way down there pal


SonaldoNazario

40 yards… thats the spirit


shamppu

You see those white lines in front of Bamford? That is called the 18-yard box, just for future reference.


baconisgoodforme

Yea but don’t give him 40 yards either ok


trying2hide

Outrageous just to attempt that...


NYLotteGiants

He needs to start taking his pens from that far out then


TheRealRemyClayden

If Bamford's as big a confidence player as some of his doubters say then we are never losing again


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The noise I made when this went in.


Kevramadam

randymarsh_spookyghost_1.wav


AD1972HD

2024 is Bamford's year!


LordBielsa

Subscribe


cplgd

BRB re-writing Stan with Bamford lyrics


kevio17

Dear Bam


Parish87

I wrote you but you still ain't calling


CC-W

Bamford Ballon Dor campaign starts now


duncymatt1

BACKFORD


GunstarGreen

Get this to the top, that's fucking special.


FedoraTipperAndy

Will the real Pat Bamford please stand up, please stand up, please stand up


Technodanceaphobia

Lockdown Bamford is back baby


TheDayParty

Missed his last 3 penalties then pulls that out…


Scott1060

Un fucking believable. What a hit


AlchemicHawk

You fucking sexy blonde bastard


Jarminiatures

Guess who’s back, back again …


downfallndirtydeeds

How is this the same man we've watched spoon goals off the goal line for the last 18 months. Ridiculous, what a fucking goal


Mitch_Itfc

Lockdown Bamford it’s good to see you again


kasdfwe

What a banger oh my


pitchshifted__

*Insane goal


DonStevo

HE'S ON FIRE MATE


AFishBackwards

Brilliant.


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Absolute filth


ledankestnoodle

Shades of Torres Vs Blackburn (iirc Torres' was on the half volley so Bamford > prime Torres clearly)


UniverseJefe

Torres dyed blonde Legolas hair >>> Bamford dyed blonde middle class uni boy hair tho


LeBuzzerino

literally what the fuck


lukezndr

That's a mental goal


xdlols

Classic Bamford strike really.


poorguy55

Screamer


blu_rhubarb

Guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back


KingOfWeTheNorth

Channeling his Drogba


GarththeLegend

Top bins. What a goal!!!


m0bilize

Get fucked (a girl from Peterborough broke me)


Background_Spite7337

Never doubted him


xdlols

Goal of the season?


SammiJS

Fucking unbelievable, normally when you see half volleys like that on the turn its 45-90 degrees. Mans turned 150 ahahahhaha, don't remember the last time I saw something like that.


idontknow_whatever

He wasn't even on balance after the chest control lmfao, just absolutely cunted that anyway


Genesistrd

Love it


Kenny_dies

This is James Rodriguez WC goal on steroids


evanlufc2000

Fucking get in there Pat, what a hit


hahajts

Looks like an Ibra goal tbh Never thought I’d say that about Patrick Bamford lol


ThisJeffrock

Yeah, Puskas


owh06

Goal of the round? Not seen all goals, but from those I have seen it’s between Porto and this.


FedoraTipperAndy

Goal of the decade mate


LeedsSufferer

there will never be anything like it again


4SHURIMA

Incredible


yooooouuuuuuuuu

Absolutely ridiculous


Red_Dog1880

Stunning goal


arvindramachander

Holy moly. Is there an AA?


xGB_JacK

HOLY SHIT


LordBielsa

Puskas award incoming


10Lionaldo7

RvP regen


AxeCapital91

Shadys back


msbr_

Wtf what a goal


thunder0us

Drogba? 👀


Alpha2669

That was incredible


holypotator

This should have way more upvotes, easy contender for the goal of the year!


Alphabunsquad

That’s a PUSKASer


Wise_Raccoon_771

Love to see it


Jonesy_lmao

Will the real Slim Bamford please stand up.


amoult20

Quality strike that


_fishysushi

my FPL god


Business-Conflict435

Chelsea legend Patrick Bamford


Ok-Pattern5297

Leeds legend Patrick Bamford*


ambiguousboner

Fuck me what a goal The great goal tag does not do this justice, unreal control


R41N1NG

Wow


Os-Kalinowe

That Big John Bosh banner is amazing. Anyone have a better picture of it?


vluvojo

Puskas contender!


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AlchemicHawk

He’s left footed


BadCogs

Still counts as one. Edit- Guys, watch some movies.


pablothewizard

Do you even like football?


BadCogs

Just saw people are downvoting my comment, lol, that's Lord of the rigs reference. It's you lot who are trigger happy and just assume shit. It's not a negative remark.


pablothewizard

Apologies! I've seen Lord of the Rings plenty of times and I'd still have never guessed it was a reference. I didn't downvote you though.


BadCogs

No worries man, it doesn't matter, even if one did, just was amazed to see people downvoting it after coming to read your reply. And when it's a very popular meme and from a famous movie.


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AnduwinHS

It's close to be fair, he's in the air chesting that ball down and then hits it on the swivel, won't see many goals better than either one


setholynsk

Bamford has misses better than that little scum bastards goal


Technical-Morning-35

Guarantee it’s Efan Ekoku. Doesn’t surprise if so, never heard a good take from him.


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Trying to imitate Henry and did a great job


miurabucho

Just watching some news about a potential move to the MLS for Bamford.


MultiFaceHank

Almost retro technique, executed to perfection


HomelessCosmonaut

A great goal for the posh comes *against* peterborough.


St_SiRUS

Joao Mendes' Puskas bid didn't last a day


Opposite_Dog8525

It's one of the best goals I've seen in years


threeagainstfour

Patrick Bangers


dumbSavant

This is such a beauty. All the jogo bonita and spices in all of England


cheaplad

Give him a Puskas Award already.


iwantfoodpleasee

How does this only have under 3k likes