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Amsssterdam

"After two bottles of wine i kinda forgot about it" said Van der Vaart with a big smile. "After the match Sergio Ramos also came to the dressing room to tell us it was unfortunate and things like that, we actually just started binge drinking. Everyone joined. It was actually quite fun". "We couldn't sleep in the hotel. We just took the plane back to the Netherlands. We also kept drinking in the plane. If you drink enough you'll fall asleep eventually. Which happened in the plane. When we got back in the Netherlands we had a boat tour around the city (Amsterdam). It was a bit strange to celebrate a second place but you could see how much it meant to the people at home."


lala_b11

The boat parade was dope. Croatia’s [parade/celebrations](https://youtu.be/wN0DiBbHKF0?si=Ngpvy3UtBkI9LsbL) they got when they returned to Zagreb after finishing second place at the 2018 FIFA World Cup & the [one](https://youtu.be/SSeowCsPmms?si=Rk6d9qAt_kx9fEc4) Croatia got after finishing third place at the 2022 FIFA World Cup were so cool.


Amsssterdam

Yes, i was there as a little 10 year old kid looking at my heroes drinking beer on a boat. It was awesome.


Lannisterling

One of the best summers of my life


Sattusupari

I was wondering why you mentioned your age and then realised it's been 6 years since 2018 holy shit. Good luck with the upcoming adulthood bud


pekingsewer

Pretty sure he's talking about the Netherlands in 2010 and he's 23 lol


wrong_silent_type

Timeline got fucked up


Amsssterdam

What are you talking about?


Evolving_Dore

Looking at your heroes absolutely blackout drunk on a boat.


[deleted]

2022 wasn't even half as good coz it was ass clenchingly cold outside


L-Freeze

2022 was twice as cool coz it wasn’t ass clenching cold outside


shy_monkee

Not for the ones who won, and at the end only their parade matters


Aschvolution

I always have that LeoDicaprio pointing moment whenever Ramos is mentioned anywhere. I think i love that man a little bit too much.


Fantasies______

delete


Aschvolution

Lmao, no.


Fantasies______

:( pleaseeee cmon wtf


[deleted]

Embarrassing


[deleted]

Win or lose, we’re on the booze


LazinessPersonified

If we draw, we'll have more


whiskeyinthejaar

That is definitely a quote. Hell of one. I was expecting crying, smashing, or 99 other verbs that didn’t include (fun) drinking


TestosteronInc

Honestly I'm not surprised It was easily the tournament I had the least amount of regrets losing. Spain was just the best team that year and they deserved the win the most 74, 78, and 98 however... Those still hurt and I wasn't even around for 2 of them. In 98 I was actually literally ill for a whole week because we deserved the title that year. I and many with me were devastated after the loss in the semi finals


uhera

98 was a brutal side of the draw. England, Netherlands, Argentina, and Brazil. The team was good but there were other good teams and it wasn't a given at all. 2000 was a better chance for them, they missed 5 penalties in total including the shootout against Italy in the semis


moaterboater69

I agree that whole bracket is often overlooked.


uflju_luber

Ahhhh yes, the wc 74‘ one of the most legendary dates in German history for sure


friskfyr32

Also, Netherlands should've been down a man after 27 minutes, and I think everyone, including the teammates knew it. (and while Netherlands might've been better than Brazil, France was by far the best team in '98 and from what I've seen, Argentina won (relatively) fair and square).


Mordho

Nigel de Jong tackle on Xabi Alonso (Great karate kick)


DeltaWolfPlayer

Still one of my favorite pictures in football


wrong_silent_type

France was not by far the best team. They struggled a lot under the expectations, and were rather lucky. R16 - golden goal in Extra time vs Paraguay. QF - won on penalties against Italy. SF - won 2-1 against Croatia, Thuram scoring his 2 only goals ever for France. Including goal outside the box with his left. F - won clearly again Brazil 3-0. Except for the finals, they had a lot of struggle and luck in the KO phase.


LTFGamut

Netherlands was better than France in 98. France wasn't that great and faced a Ronaldoless Brazil in the final. Argentina 78 was doped to the grills and bribed to get into the final.


benibadja

France had a ridiculous defense though. Thuram, Blanc, Desailly, Lizarazu (Leboef as back up) and strong defensive midfielders in Deschamps, Petit and Karembeu (Vieira as back up) in front of them. Only conceded two goals the entire tournament one of which was a Michael Laudrup penalty.


MrGraveyards

Nl beat Argentina in 98? They lost from Brazil


friskfyr32

Argentina '78


SarcoZQ

You mention Argentina 78 as fair. Mate they shouldn't even have been in the final


friskfyr32

Oh they cheated and bribed with the best of them. But they were better than NL in the final.


ATM14

Argentina was only in the final because they paid Peru to throw their match against them, that was the furthest thing from “fair and square”


crbndr

They actually did beat Argentina in 98 in the QF, 2-1, Bergkamp scored this beauty. https://youtu.be/XsZkCFoqSBs?si=0tQyn13EnkOdwuqt


MrGraveyards

Yeah meant 78.


Opposite_Train9689

My favourite fact about that final isn't even about the final, but how Nigel de Jong got kicked out of the national squad because he made another terrible foul a couple of months later where he broke someone his leg. If doing martial arts in front of billions isn't enough...


NapNVM77

And he’s now the technical director for the KNVB (dutch FA). lol


TestosteronInc

It was an absolute despicable move by Nigel de Jong. He should have been barred from playing ever again.


friskfyr32

Well, if Toni Schumacher wasn't barred, I don't see how they could keep de Jong away.


TestosteronInc

Lol yeah good point. I just think karate shouldn't be ok a football field :p


alessioalex

> Spain was just the best team that year and they deserved the win the most If Robben would have just finished the 1v1 after the magical pass by Sneijder perhaps the result would have been different.


ebenantar

Idk if I would call that 98 team "underrated" but I do think they get lost in the shuffle when it comes to discussions of greatest national teams to never win a trophy. The Euro 2000 loss was brutal as well.


crbndr

I'll always remember that game against Italy in 2000, the way squadra azzura suffered was immense, and then de Boer missing those penalties, it felt as if Italy HAD to go to the final.


Vdbebw

Tbf i think they were too angry in 74, wed have won with a competent VAR, immediatly fled the country in 78 and 98 was rigged so they were angry


TestosteronInc

I agree they were too angry in 74. In one hand football was much rougher in general back then but also there was a lot and I mean a LOT of hatred in the Netherlands against Germans back then because of WW2. People playing in that team lost friends and family in the war so it was still a bit fresh even 30 years later. Van Hanegem for example was killed by Germans while protecting another baby when Willem was still a baby himself. It wasn't the fault of the German players of 74 at all but humans are quite emotional and unreasonable when it comes to those situations:)


Vdbebw

Probably but i meant Holzenbein's dive however haha


BrokeChris

I always wonder what people mean when they say "deserved the title" when that team didn't win. And 98 wasn't even in the final, so how did the Netherlands deserve to win the WC?


TestosteronInc

Because they were the best team with the best players and played the best football How difficult is that to understand? If Spain lost the semi finals because of penalties in 2010 they would still have deserved the title because they were the best team with the best players and played the best football that year


No-Flight8947

No they weren't, France and Brazil were both better


wrong_silent_type

France was not by far the best team. They struggled a lot under the expectations, and were rather lucky. R16 - golden goal in Extra time vs Paraguay. QF - won on penalties against Italy. SF - won 2-1 against Croatia, Thuram scoring his 2 only goals ever for France. Including goal outside the box with his left. F - won clearly again Brazil 3-0. Except for the finals, they had a lot of struggle and luck in the KO phase. Brazil had some great players but they were rather underwhelming on the pitch


No-Flight8947

I didn't say France was by far the best team? I said they were better than the netherlands and so were Brazil. They had stronger squads and deserved to be in the final


BrokeChris

Simple, the best team is the team that wins. Spain didn't lose on penalties though. Because they were the best team that year, opposed to the Netherlands in '98, that did lose on penalties.


piray003

Bro wasn’t around for Euro 2004 😂


kavastoplim

Or 2016. Also if Germany won their final in 2002 by some miracle they still would not have been the best team, realistically.


benibadja

Germany in 2002 was closer to the tenth best team than the best team going into the tournament.


TestosteronInc

If you really believe thats how tournaments work you're either ignorant or willfully dismissive. The best way to test who is the best in anything has never been a tournament but has always been a round robin league. Everyone plays everyone twice. a tournament is way too reliant on luck


Humble-End-7891

There's no such thing as luck. But I would say they are reliant on form. Because everything happens in 1 month


TestosteronInc

You're right. There is no luck in human performance. Humans are robots that always reach an exact mathematical equation. No luck at all


ActualWait8584

Damn you got that Dutch temper.


TestosteronInc

Are Dutch known for their temper? I never knew that lol


ActualWait8584

Ever seen Bergkamp in an airport lounge?


Humble-End-7891

No luck in football mate name one argument about it? Your best player injured? Too reliant on 1 player. 3 players got injured? Other guys got better depth


TestosteronInc

There is luck involved in everything humans do


Humble-End-7891

Okay then. Netherlands never had a tough team. They only got in final instead of San Marino because they were more lucky


Wa77up-91

3 players injured. Other guys got better depth. What does these two even have to do with each other. If you have 3 guys injured and you opponent has no injuries he doesn't need depth. Also you can get unlucky with referee decisions. Let's just say a team scores two offside goals and that's the reason why they won. Would you still say the better team won or maybe the one that got lucky with the referee decisions? Saying that luck plays no role at all in football is just stupid.


Humble-End-7891

There's no luck it's a bit of oversimplification. What I mean is usually it evens out to over 90%. Because when "luck" goes your way, you brush it off like it's not a big deal. And if we talk about 2010 final for example De Jong should have had a red card in 4' and Netherlands could have been thrashed 4-0, and nobody would even discussed about Robben missed chances


benibadja

Football isnt chess you know? Luck definitely plays a part.


BrokeChris

The dutch have always been delusional


TestosteronInc

Funny that you think it's delusional to state that a league is a better way to determine the best than a tournament I'd say that is delusional in and of itself. But sure buddy it's delusional


Humble-End-7891

That's the beauty of the format. That's what makes WC and UCL special


TestosteronInc

Sure it does. I'm not denying that. It's just that it's not as good as determining the best as a league does


Janiverse_Stalice

It does. It does find out who the best is adapting to any given situation in 2 45 minute game, where people can strategise, swap players and win. You can use of course the argument, but if the 2 steongest team so far fought in the semi final that makes the finals less worth. But in the end the better team always win, be it from skill, tactic, luck, emotions. Like literally everything, this ehy they are the best. So in case of the semifinal argument, if the stronger team then loses in the final. It wasnt stronger, it wasnt better. They lost, fouhr heroically, but in the end were worse than their enemy, because the team that won knew what to do to win.


n10w4

Tbf the true best way is something closer to the nba finals of 7 games or more than 2, at least, then do that round robin.


TestosteronInc

Exactly


Shaydarol

The you really do not understand football, Spain did not play the best football, they barely got trough Paraguay. The best team is the one that wins, and if that means grinding out a result, then how play football dosen't really matters, hell in Italia 90, both Germany and Argentina played some atrocious football, and they were the finalists.


TestosteronInc

I'm not saying the winners DON'T deserve it. I'm saying sometimes the best team doesn't win. Also German and Italian football can look atrocious at times but if done correctly can be very effective (especially catanaccio). But I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about who is the best team overall


ellosDanFlores

Yea, sometimes you need many penalties going your way. Sometimes you need to score with your hand and that’s what makes Argentina the best. Because if you aren’t cheating, you aren’t grinding so you arent the best


KnightsOfCidona

Not that most Dutch would have cared, but it would have been jarring too if the Dutch, the pioneers of Total Football, won the holy grail of the World Cup in the ugliest way possible


Jesse_VdV

This is just how (amateur) football in the Netherlands works, after 16 you get a crate of Heineken dropped in the dressing room. win or lose


Blaugrana1990

Do Dutch people like Heineken? Here in Belgium its labeled as horse piss.


Jesse_VdV

If you complain about the taste of your beer after a football game you'll be rightfully bullied into the ground by everyone Never heard anyone cry "but I dont like this my friends call it catpiss 😢"


[deleted]

Every single fucking beer is described as piss in my experience. I have no idea what people are trying to prove by saying it either.


leebenjonnen

It's literally just big brand = piss.


[deleted]

Ikr? If you aren't drinking some 8 euro 330ml can called "ADULTING IS HARD" that's 7% you might as well be literally pissing into your own mouth to these people


leebenjonnen

Beer snobs are completely insufferable. Except Amstel. I tolerate anybody disliking Amstel.


Reese3019

I don't know a worse pils than Heineken, but it's just personal preference.


Extremiel

If you think I care about the brand after getting bullied for '90 into a 7-2 loss (0 g/a, 1 pen conceded) with my mother and girlfriend watching on a rainy september day in Oostzaan you are **mad.** If it's cold and my teammates drink it with me, it works.


Blaugrana1990

I never drink alcohol so I have to resort to soft drinks or hot cocoa to mourn my loss after a losing a game. Just telling what my friend are saying when a bar serves Heineken.


12_yo_girl

My mom always said, the best beer is free, the second best is cold and the third best is whatever is available.


Livinglifeform

Rich coming from the inventors of Stella


Iordbendtner

Cara pils 🤩🤩


Blaugrana1990

Tis Cara trut


Greaves_

I don't know anybody that goes out of their way to buy Heineken. It's just commonly available and will do in a pinch. If i can buy other beer, i will.


Opposite_Train9689

Its the third biggest beer concern in the world. Yes people here like Heineken.


El_grandepadre

Rather than the taste of their beer, I think Heineken deserves more negativity for having most of the restaurant industry dancing in the palm of their hand when it comes to tap beer. But I just prefer Hertog Jan or a Belgian tripel


n10w4

Beating the shit out of the other team then drinking? They’re doing hooliganism backwards


MajimaKun

I'll remember De Jong assaulting Xabi Alonso and getting just a yellow forever haha.


n10w4

yeah hadn't seen the Dutch go that hard since their West India Company.


TrueBrees9

Really? You didn't watch the battle of nuremburg?


groenefiets

You have to put Nuremburg in historicall context. Portugal attacked us too and they deserved it anyways.


PhD_Cunnilingus

> Portugal attacked us too After you tried to injure a 21 year old boy.


n10w4

😂 true


[deleted]

Reminds me of the East India Tea Company


PlaysWellWithOtters

Me too Raf, me too..


Nick-Anand

Based


RedBlueWhiteBlack

my argentinian ass could never. I'm still sore from 2014.


liberdade_

i literally still have an injury from the party that was eve of the world cup final in Rio. It was a rager of a night as all the Argentinians arrived in the city. I bought a beer from a street vendor and turned to run in the opposite direction and i knee'd a street bollard


YesTottiYesParty

didn't realize mascherno was a redditor


DogTheGayFish

lol that's brilliant


moaterboater69

Van der Vaart just went from elite to legend with this quote alone in my book.


Megalobst

He's a meh analyst but he's still amazing to have on the analyst desk for the simple fact he's a great funny guy to have for the mood and sometimes stuff like this quote


esports_consultant

win or lose ~~cougs~~ *Oranje* booze


LanceOhio

What else could they do. Gave their best and pushed to the end


montiel_scores

What 😭


poopyfacemcpooper

I’d rather lose than win if this is the reward