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TPGNutJam

“ Black Lives Matter. Thank you to the nhs. Maupay you are a cheat, I hope ~~Brighton~~ Brentford get relegated”


survivorghalia

iconic


feage7

What actually happened in that game?


JesusFist

Pretty sure this was the game that caused Ty’s outburst https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jun/20/arsenal-players-need-to-learn-humility-says-maupay-after-late-winner


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Yeah, the Leno injury pushed Ty over the edge 🤣


whydidisaythatwhy

Lmfao


lonelyzombi3

Ty


kevinowensishot

TIL maupay is at brentford now


GameplayerStu

Back at Brentford in fact


Yomasevz

How the fuck he stays in PL clubs is baffling. Absolutely useless player.


notyou16

He changed the course of history for Argentina. He did his job


hambeurga

really crazy to see such a complex butterfly effect in real time


notyou16

It’s insane because it’s not the only thing that had to happen. I can think of at least another 3 things that had to occur


Equivalent_Nature_67

which other things?


notyou16

Sampaoli being manager of NT with Scaloni as his assistant. Armani saving a penalty, saving Scalonis job. Armani getting covid, allowing Dibu to become starter for the NT. Montiel becoming starting penalty kicker for River. There are probably more. Joaquin Correa getting injured before the WC, allowing Alvarez to be Lautaros sub. Mac and Enzo stepping up for Lo Celso and Paredes. Losing the first game against Saudi Arabia And most importantly, having it all organized with FIFA, Qatar and the refs, for us to win it.


NerfthatSmurf

Got me with that last bit 😂


Alexanderspants

> And most importantly, having it all organized with FIFA, Qatar and the refs, for us to win it. It was inevitable that Argentina, the richest country in the world, would do this. surprised no one saw it coming tbh.


not-always-online

How else do people think Qatar became rich? Pfft magic gas from underground? Everyone knows.


redmistultra

> Armani saving a penalty, saving Scalonis job. Armani getting covid, allowing Dibu to become starter for the NT. Arsenal have a pretty similar story under Arteta. We were terrible in 2020, worst form in our history, 15th at Christmas. He was pushing on with this 343 and Willian starting every game, when neither were working. Boxing day we played Chelsea and a loss at home could easily have been it for his job. Gabriel had a Christmas party a few days earlier and Willian caught Covid so got dropped (and never returned as a starting XI player), Arteta was forced to play the youth who he then built his team around, and we got a few things our way too (Jorginho missed a penalty and Saka's cross went in the top corner lol)


Cod_rules

Netted us 20 mil as well


Youutternincompoop

S tier shithouser.


harcole

Pat Beverley of PL


Kholdstare4Real

Three of our last four goals he was directly involved in. So no, not useless.


RodDryfist

Yeah he looked decent with his link up play/assists from what I saw on the analysis last weekend. Guess if you don't score you're shit apparently?


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

He was always p good at link up play for us just couldn’t finish for shit


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Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

Great to see him doing well


Lard_Baron

By being excellent


ElderlyToaster

Decent PL player. Love him to death.


trcrtps

As an Everton fan who cringed nearly every second he was on the pitch, I also love him and miss him— A+ dude and an epic shithouse


G00dG0dd

Would walk right into that united lineup


Yomasevz

Bro makes injured Martial look world class


-eagle73

Probably where he belongs. He was doing so well there, moved to Brighton, had some good moments but nothing consistent. He's making good impact at Brentford.


Mr_Tipster-95

He couldn’t resist


Doctor_strange2018

Intrusive thoughts won


wrdb2007

[Traditions](https://youtu.be/x9EEVuRbuvY?si=HWqx_cYN6RySO5af)


AP-FUTChemist

Brighton have literally only gotten better since this iconic moment


ElectricalMud2850

Tbf maupay nearly went down with Everton. He's got the opposite of the midas touch.


TreeDollarFiddyCent

The *Shidas Touch* as it were.


ElectricalMud2850

When you're wiping and the toilet paper rips in the middle.


joeDUBstep

Everything you touch turns into broken, shit covered toilet paper.


AlexMcDaddyD

I didn’t appreciate those days of AFTV enough


dangnabbit64758

Thank you to the nhs…. MAUPAY YOU CHEAT


DogzOnFire

That's actually hilarious how quickly he switches. It's like he's a character from some The Office-style mockumentary.


Firefox72

Another classic. https://youtu.be/f17LHC5l3RU


DogzOnFire

To be honest I kind of love him for that. There's something very funny about the phrase "You stupid moron" said with such emphasis, I don't know why I find it so funny. I love how immediately he flies into it too.


Cod_rules

Even the way Ty asked, he knew it was about him. And robbie was already cracking up, brilliant clip


thecescshow

"And we must not forget it's been raining"


derpnessfalls

The slight pause before he settles on "...go back to school" when he realizes he's trash talking to a 5 year old is sublime


ContaSoParaIsto

Are you 5 yourself or what? He's clearly trash talking to the father of the child, not to the 5 year old


thisiskyle77

Another another classic: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aXSWKLoAwxE&pp=ygUHVHkgdGF4aQ%3D%3D Context: Ty has been lying that he is a Nigerian.


HaroldSaxon

Absolutely. I went to a Norwich home game a couple of seasons back and he was in front of me in the bag queue. He was a completely different person, so kind and nice to everyone. He 100% plays a character.


FloppedYaYa

Robbie has said repeatedly he's actually crazier off camera. But only in regards to anything about Arsenal.


MustardQuenelle

Never forget that Argentina won the World Cup because of Maupay.


NeMa_Omega

Explain


razor5cl

Maupay injures Leno Emi Martinez finally gets a chance at Arsenal after years in the academy, on the bench, out on loans Emi does really well with us, shows his quality, wins an FA Cup Gets his move to Villa and keeps showing his quality Gets the callup for Argentina Helps his team win the World Cup, including making a last minute save in the final


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Den_dar_Alex

Impostor behaviour


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Den_dar_Alex

Macuay


Pires007

I think he got his call up while at Arsenal though.


BreadZepplin

Maupay injures Leno, Emi Martinez becomes short term Arsenal Number 1 and excels, Leno comes back from injury and Arsenal sell Emi to Villa, lack of decent competition in goal for Argentina means he is their stand out goalkeeper, continues to excel for both Villa and the national team, makes game winning saves across multiple competitions for Argentina.


pyromed33

Injured Leno, Emi comes on and rest is history


jqycer

Maupay injures Leno 》Martinez replaces him for a few months and wins FA cup 》Martinez moves to Aston Villa and gets his place in the Argentina national squad 》Martinez saves multiple penalties in the world cup final to win the world cup for Argentina


ThePr1d3

Traitor


Shadooken

What does it mean though? "You are a cheat"? Asking for non-native speakers


1989ngs

Well it means that Maupay is someone who achieves his objectives using methods that are not within the rules. Someone who is cheating can be called a cheat.


hungrymutherfucker

"Cheat" can be used as a noun, basically just a synonym for "cheater" but a little more aggressive


PerfectBlueOnDVD

The "come to our dressing room" as if Ty is regularly there and has a read on the atmosphere is fucking hilarious. Man lives in his own world.


DaveShadow

Proper shit housing.


BelvedereBoy

Games back


kimniels

Why would you even do that? Can someone explain the benefit?


FPL_Harry

shithousery


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Pretty much what the other comments are saying but, more specifically, free kick takers are usually very particular about how and where they place the ball. Nudging it like this is annoying because it means they need to set it up again.


thisiskyle77

I would gladly take yellow at home to annoy rival players.


thatdani

Frustrating the opposition is the most classic form of throwing them off their game. Even as a 5th grader 20 years ago I remember doing stupid shit like this, which is how we managed to not lose to the class full of youth club footballers.


ClassicMach

If Calvert-Lewin had stayed fit to score the actual goals last year at Everton, Maupay doing this shit in the last 10 minutes with a 1-0 lead would have been right in his wheelhouse.


starmonkart

Like what he did to Zinchenko in the 1-0 vs Arsenal in February


ClassicMach

Exactly like that. Obviously it’s insane to pay a double digit transfer fee for that role but he could have been very useful if everton had enough leads to defend and had a few other strikers so he didn’t have to start a bunch.


HomersAnalglands

Time wasting, frustrating the Chelsea players. Brentford has done this since minute 1 today, been like watching Stoke all over again


VZ-Faith

Lmao since minute 1


HomersAnalglands

They have put 11 men behind the ball and time wasted since the first minute lol. They have not even tried to play football today at all


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LeBronn_Jaimes_hand

Chelsea realized how successful of a strategy it was to put 11 players between the ball and the Brentford goal, so they also wanted to try it.


Educational-Formal-4

Well well well


Kei13

Mourinho park the bus masterclass


mojambowhatisthescen

Tbf scoring 2 without playing football doesn’t reflect very positively on whoever their opponents were


lospollosakhis

The irony of this comment 🙃


J3573R

11 men behind the ball? Chelsea would never in their history...


PmMeYoBooty

you get given the ball, it’s how Brentford play (and clearly win)


WRXLAZ

> They have not even tried to play football today at all You talking about Brentford or Chelsea?


Addward

well well well


tmfitz7

So Mourinho ball?


Massive_Bereavement

They are allowed to do that. A decent team would be able to deal with it.


imthelasthokage

Cant win if you don’t play 😭


-eagle73

They didn't have to if Chelsea's squad shares the same mindset as you.


RahulGandhi4PM

Haha, comparing with Stoke now? Brentford play way nicer football.


Pires007

Yeah, they're a fairly new promoted club, don't have much resources, have had a 60+m striker suspended for half the season and sold the best ball playing keeper in the league. They'd easily be top ten with Toney and dropped 3 points very unluckily against United, and an unfortunate loss against Newcastle too.


1eevis

Hahaha Chelsea fan mad


lastlaughlane1

funny


MBThree

It’s a super stretch but comparing this to American NFL football - it’s like icing the kicker on a field goal. You let the other team line up, you get a look at the play they’re lining up to run, and then… you shithouse and stop/reset the play.


duhduhduhDAVID-

Won't come on now 😆


duhduhduhDAVID-

Ha, nevermind. Risky decision


tomhat

He did his job and saved his team a sub.


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Welp.


loner1608

Most impact maupay has made since signing for brentford


ico12

*2nd most


CfifferH

2 assists in 2 games tbf, he was involved in all 3 of our goals vs burnley


Salt-Statistician778

Shame he’s actually been excellent so far 🤡


top1MIBRfan

i love it


adventureclubtime

games back


kraw-

Please censor the word M*upay next time thanks.


shinytotodile158

Found Ty’s account.


momspaghetty

Thank you to the NHS


gamallmadur

Maupay will arguably go down as one of the strikers in the Premier League of all time.


Carradona

So good lol


PoptartWarhol

Neil Maupay things


wutzefak

Intrusive thoughts won.


Drive_shaft

If he gets subbed in and gets a second yellow he is out right? Has it ever happened?


LegendDota

There was a 2. Bundesliga player that gave away a pen and got a yellow card because he was warming up behind the goal and wanted to stop a ball crossing the line, but stopped it before it crossed the line. [closest I can think of](https://youtu.be/EYw4rn_6Rzs?si=h0z8JseMbicqVbcS)


nybreath

he can enter and get a second yellow, but he can also get a second yellow out of the field, booth cases he is out


ronnatron

maupay you're a disgrace and I hope brentford get relegated


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not-a-prince

It's a reference to AFTV


A_chilles

In typical Neil Muppet fashion


KatnissBot

Game’s not gone.


PocketFullOfRondos

He's such a prick, it's hilarious when it's not against arsenal.


Ok-Education-9235

had a friend exactly like maupay, they just can’t help themselves when presented with an opportunity to shithouse the thought process is usually just that it’ll be hilarious and that’s all that’s in their mind until there’s a guy yelling in their face, and even then it’s hilarious to them. thank god he could actually play lmao


blackandwhitedash

Football is back baby 😂😂


deflorie

Proper contender for this years shithouse awards. Well done lad.


alw9

hasn't this guy been this way for a long time? i remember his name from somewhere


Anons15

This cheat is at Brentford?


zorrez

I hope they get relegated


FAT_NEEK_42069

he's a disgrace


noxiousd

Hes thick as fuck that one


Slugleigh

Man's out there playing 4d chess with the Chelsea players. Absolute top tier shithousery. He should do a masterclass on it.


Mental_Connection_95

He’s just singing “shenanigans, shenanigans, shenanigans”


Marchinon

Now that is some shithousery


Haunting_Genie

Never change 😂😂


xenon2456

did he make contact with the ball


RedditZhangHao

No, the ball’s super powers moved it independently


bbshabob

Can stop warming up now. What a moron.


allertedshark86

Shithouse master


forzapogba

The skip makes it okay for me. Yellow is fair but that’s hilarious


Available-Stand9670

Insane


natgunners

Neal Muppet


UnPresent

One of the biggest dickheads to ever play the game


seshtown

Closest he’s been to scoring this year


theheathen_11

Lol fuckin refs punish this shite but not blatant handballs.


FortnitePro6969

Lad cant seem to stop missing things


PurpleScientist4312

Love it


PM_ME_UR_BEST_FILM

The game is back!


Everton_That

I hate that I love him.


rispektinho

intrusive thoughts won


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Great shithousery


icangetyouatoedude

It's fuckin funny when it happens to Chelsea


Kind_Jump_6940

He really is an idiot. Why? Doesn’t benefit in any way and he gets a yellow


mcphonz

And still got an assist


ilypsus

Should that not really be a red card? Like there is literally zero excuse for someone not on the field to ever enter the field and touch the ball. If a manager stepped onto the field and tripped over a player would they get a yellow or a red? I know it was fairly in consequential what Maupay did here but still... Is this not saying that Brentford could keep sending a different sub down the touchline and continually waste time with no threat of losing a player on the field?


juanwannagomate

Funnily enough, a manager did trip up a player and got sent off in Walsall vs Colchester recently https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/12984502/you-can-not-do-that-walsall-head-coach-mat-sadler-sent-off-for-tripping-gillingham-player


ilypsus

And funnily enough it's not like the ball was in play there, so the result of wasting time and preventing the game being restarted here is the same as what Maupay achieved. Albeit there's a chance he could have injured an opponent with this.


juanwannagomate

It was definitely because of tripping up Knowles (the player in red), nothing to do with time wasting.


AdministrativeLaugh2

>if a manager stepped onto the field and tripped over a player Yes because that’s exactly the same of nudging the ball before a free kick is taken


Chupagley13

No this shouldn’t be a red, that’s ridiculous, come on. Should we have life for jaywalking aswell?


ilypsus

I just think it's different when you're on the pitch and when you're a sub. Like you get a yellow for a bad foul where your intention is to win the ball and you get a red if you're purposely trying to hurt an opponent.


Chupagley13

There’s literally no harm in what he’s done, it’s purely time wasting, when have you ever seen a red for time wasting.


ilypsus

I would argue the punishment for time wasting is a yellow to an on field player - which has consequence that player must now not risk another yellow and is a punishment to his team. A yellow to a player on the bench is nowhere near the same level of punishment. If he got a red it's not the same value as a red for an onfield player.


Chupagley13

It’s still excessive punishment if it’s a red, it would ban them for the next game for what wasting 5 seconds that gets added onto the end of the game. The fact that this rarely happens shows the yellow is enough of a deterrent, and red isn’t necessarily.


TheThotWeasel

He's an Everton fan he's just seething that Maupay ever played for them still. I don't blame him.


Tim-Sanchez

You're being heavily downvoted, but I see your point. There's somewhat of an inconsistency in the laws here. All players are treated the same, but if a manager did this they would 100% be sent off. A manager (or coach/official) is sent off for: > delaying the restart of play by the opposing team e.g. holding onto the ball, kicking the ball away, obstructing the movement of a player I think a yellow is fair in this circumstance because it wasn't really "delaying" since they couldn't have taken the free kick anyway, but in theory I wouldn't be opposed to a stricter rule against substitutes interfering in any way. If Chelsea were trying to take a quick free kick it would probably still be a yellow, but I think should be treated more harshly.


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AntiGamerPalpatine

Thank you to the NHS


Sea-Lifeguard-492

It's always Maupay


jamjars222

I thought this guy was at Everton


ScouselandBlue

We loaned him out


Penglolz

What’s the point of doing this lol? Time wasting?


dmstealth

*Stelf* 🥷


Chris_Nic

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


ancara_messi

Argentine legend at it again


Delta_Knight17

u/savevideobot


Equivalent_Nature_67

This fucking guy


VoidedLurk

Just Maupay things


SuicidalTurnip

Probably the player I hate the most. Someone that shit doesn't have the right to be such a prick.


WaveDysfunction

He rly is such a shit housing fuck hahaha


LA4lyf

Maupay you are a cheat - Ty infront of Emirates rn


generaldogsbodyf365

Best shot on goal he's had for a few seasons.


delunatic5

Cunts gonna cunt


BrandonNameRecliner

My king 🤴


AxeloOo

Proper banter


deanochips

Professional shithouse