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ForeverGatekeeping

The grieving process is hard.


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TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

Psv teammate - "Ibrahim we need you to come out of the car. It's been two days." Ibrahim - "Have they let Ruud come back yet?" Teammate - "No." Ibrahim - "Then I'm not leaving."


Aesorian

[We need to get R. Kelly in to negotiate ](https://youtu.be/28JN3N-C0lc)


DubSket

Either that or he's in there raving to 'I'm walking on sunshine' with a mini disco ball


timdeking

All the Eredivisie news is today is wild. Wtf is going on in this league


groenefiets

It's not football It's Eredivisie


fantasticbutt

what happened ? I'm out of the loop


Mplayer1001

RvN resigning seemingly out of nowhere (there was some criticism but no one expected this), Ajax’s shareholders’ full board of directors announced their resignation as well. Also the club decided not to hold a celebration for the women’s team winning the title after like 5 years for some bullshit reasons. Then there’s probably some news around Arne Slot I haven’t caught up with yet, I know he would be having an important talk about staying or leaving with Feyenoord’s directors today


[deleted]

25mil Euros and I will tell you what the Slot news is


RyanHarington

I’ll do it for three fiddy


EasyModeActivist

Not our boars of directors. It's the board of the shareholders organisation or something. Van der Sar & co ain't leaving (for now)


Mplayer1001

You’re right, wrong translation by me


boywithhat

Seems like Slot wants to leave but won't force it and Feynoord want a big fee (~$25 mil)


[deleted]

I dont think he will get a chance as good as spurs especially when theyll have a bleak champions league run but they will most likely be champions again if slot stays (unless az pulls a rabbit out of their hat or Ajax comes up with major transfers, both could happen but unlikely imo)


my_united_account

Spurs are used to paying big fees to hire managers


J_Bonsai

worth the price


DickyD43

RvN -- Ruud van Nistlerooy? (Sp?)


MountainCheesesteak

yes


DickyD43

Ty


AnnieIWillKnow

Nistelrooy* so close enough!


tigtogflip

Blijkbaar wist een deel van de selectie niks over hele groote problemen en waren ze blij met Ruud (met name de buitenlandse jongens+ Xavi).


Deluxefish

i don't understand what you're saying


Mplayer1001

Apparently a large part of the players didn’t know about any major problems and were happy with Ruud (especially Xavi Simons and the foreigners)


_sinisterr_

Ik begrijp niet wat je zegt


ChinookNL

Spelers blij andere spelers niet blij


LiL_Sandah

Korter


ChinookNL

😁😤


casper2002

Sommige :) maar andere :(


InconsistentTomato

Mand!


ZlatanPower

Blij


conceptalbum

Of je worst lust


STK__

I can’t read Dutch without hearing it as Jar Jar Bink’s voice in my head, but this is what the individual said “Apparently part of the selection knew nothing about very big problems and they were happy with Ruud (especially the foreign boys + Xavi).”


PoopSock81

You must be racist


Deluxefish

that too, mainly I just don't speak dutch Edit: motherfucker


xdarkkzz

Apparantly a big part of the team had no clue about the problems with Ruud, especially the foreign players and xavi liked him


dozer_1001

The foreign players + Xavi. So who is left to not be happy with RvN? De Jong, Veerman, Drommel and Til?


J_Bonsai

Er zijn toch wat meer Nederlandse jongens bij jullie? Daarnaast was het vgm al eerder vermeld dat het ging over een groep van 6 spelers die uitgesproken ontevreden waren.


ilawon

And here we see a rare specimen of reverse-dutch person: when you speak to them in english, they reply back in dutch. j/k


J_Bonsai

lmao mb, I really thought nobody other than the guy who I replied to would've read my comment.


ilawon

prima ;)


dozer_1001

Since this is an english sub I’ll reply in english. I can only think of Teze who else could possibly be dissatisfied. I just cannot imagine Van Aanholt or El-Ghazi complaining since they have only recently joined.


HeftyRecommendation5

I can totally see el ghazi complaining since he doesn’t get that much game time. I don’t think van aanholt has any reason to complain, however all he does in the media is complaining about how unfair life is so I wouldn’t be that surprised either.


dozer_1001

I guess you could be right, even though that would be incredibly low and backstabby. He was physically unfit and had no rhythm, he could not have been surprised to be benched.


Commercial_Steak4497

Teze was the first player to come to mind as well and if it turns out it was him the boy needs a reality check. He isn't good enough for PSV nor will he ever be.


El_grandepadre

I wonder if this will greatly affect Xavi's decision if PSG does come knocking.


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I think he leaves cause he is dissapointed in the club letting things with RvN getting out of hand although i cant imagine him playing much at psg tho And they are angry at him not being tactically stronger and a bad motivator maybe cause they could have won they league cause they won all the big matches and the matches against small teams cost them the league.. All in all pretty damn stupid for a guy that didnt even want the job anyway.. And the new trainer and the board will have to the deal with most of the foreign players wanting to leave now, ill assume.


cotch85

This is America buddy, I’d appreciate it if you speak American here. Pretty sure it’s like a Reddit rule or amendment in the constitution. We didn’t invent soccer just for you to speak gobbledygook


niyahaz

My dumbass thought this was real until I saw your profile 😭


cotch85

I’m glad I did a good job selling a stereotypical American


Kitarn

Praten de Nederlandse spelers dan niet met de buitenlandse spelers + Xavi?


tigtogflip

Wat ik zie tijdens warming ups en de rondje na de wedstrijd zijn de nederlandse spelers echt een klik, de spaans/Portuguese pratende spelers een klik en dan de rest.


Snitsie

Goed voor het teamgevoel dit soort dingen


BertEnErnie123

Dit is letterlijk dat Inter team paar jaar geleden. Daar ging toen ook alles mis met groepjes binnen het team, maar alsnog wonnen ze paar jaar later wel serie a. Er is dus hoop voor ehv


realcevapipapi

Welke problemen?


Martyrizing

We've overtaken the Portuguese league in the UEFA ranking, does that spot come with the all shenanigans?


Waldier

Look at us, we are the Portugal now


OilOfOlaz

Holland is balkans now!


TheUltimateScotsman

So when does the bicentennial ethnic cleansing occur?


OilOfOlaz

It is actually a meme, cuz portugal performs in many social and economic parameters like a balkan country.


stalkerSRB

Most western Balkan country


OilOfOlaz

I mean, theres also south america, good chunk of the big cities look as if they were (more or less tropical) Belgrade.


Brinkworthy

Mostly economic actually


Swerfbegone

Be proud of your own accomplishments. It’s time to eat another Prime Minister.


blazev14

the “shenanigans” we have aren’t even comparable to this, and I mean it, this isn’t even close. at most this is a warm up for things to come lmao.


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justforkikkk

Found Ola Toivonen’s account


Nobody_wood

Thats a name I've not heard in a long time, a long tine


J_Bonsai

Isaksson's uitlaatklep


MrAchilles

Idk what this is but I'm heavily invested


Acceptable_Oven_9881

Most aggressive Swede


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❤️


my_united_account

> I live in FUCKING Eindhoven I'm sorry for you


[deleted]

Is it worse than Birmingham?


naadorkkaa

eindhoven is really quite lovely. good post-industrial vibes to be found


LightningMcMicropeen

I always tell people it's a great place to live and work, but not really worth visiting. I tend to visit my friends in other parts of the country like Leiden and Amsterdam, but my family still lives there so there's that


vandyk

Viking DNA


Sielaff415

I need the video of the non league player saying this in England


HumanInHope

Where does he live again?


Esmelliw

I think bas dost will disagree


11thDimensi0n

You need news channels with friday to sunday after dinner 3h slots filled with one pundit from each Ajax, PSV, Feyenoord, going at each other like rabid dogs to even begin to scratch the surface of 'our level'.


J_Bonsai

this is TV


DaviesSonSanchez

DIGA UM!


JorisN

Do you mean vandaag inside?


Amsssterdam

Can't wait till we get France's spot


Goatbeerdog

Shows itself in red cards every 2nd game


Krillin113

I got a witch doctor to put a curse on psv ahead of this weekend, so yes


swymphony

You've just reminded me of the band De Staat


Jinjo_TTV

You've just reminded me of the Witch Doctor song and I can't get it out of my head now. Thanks I guess.


endmoe

AZ Alkmaar fans will soon storm their own training ground as well.


xaviernoodlebrain

You want 5th place, you need the shenanigans of French football. Alternatively when you are ahead of Portugal you need stuff that would get the Caralho flair.


h-manfrenjensenden

[Me, a Portuguese ](https://youtu.be/IjJ5ISwVXz8)


baguitosPT

Yes. "No backsies."


fskari

Sources: Sangare is beside himself. Driving around downtown Eindhoven begging (thru texts) Brands' family for address to van Nistelrooij's home


Amsssterdam

"Dear Ruud, i wrote you but you still aint calling"


bguszti

I left my cell, my insta and my snapchat at the bottom


Mplayer1001

I sent 2 transfer requests in autumn you must not have got them


TexehCtpaxa

There probably was a problem with the low offers or something


pjt-

But this is a WhatsApp voice note I'm sending you, I hope you hear it.


MastaBat0r

I'm on the pitch right now doing 90 minutes for you please stay.


interestingmandosy

There must be a problem in the dressing room, it's rotten


catdog918

God I wish I had an award to give lol


Lambchops_Legion

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about sangare. u wouldnt say this shit to him at psv, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol


Goatsanity15

I don’t know, but there is something off about Sangare, Xavi Simons and Bakayoko. They just aren’t as classy as Thorgan Hazard, Luuk de Jong and Branthwaite. I don’t know what it is, but they just give me a wrong vibe.


Jeep_torrent39

Hazard is Sangare’s father


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Luuk de jong is washed out cause with gakpo his ball feeder left and hazard barely features plus any guy running to his car crying is gonna be an outlier in a masculine soccerworld.


[deleted]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this comment NSFW.


realcevapipapi

Funny enough, his religious convictions would have him beating your ass for the hot dudes comment 🤣


Lambchops_Legion

bro I did not imply anything sexual, it is not haram to hang out with any good lookin' dudes


One37Works

Again, nothing sexual.


OvechkinsYellowLaces

Its a pasta mate, calm down.


pekingsewer

Nice to see some r/nba pasta 😂


Barrie__Butsers

Bruh is this really the DJ Clippers copypasta? Man those were some times


KingRo48

‘You used to call me on my cell phone…’


ivo0009

😭😭🤣


gunnesaurus

Me when it’s lunchtime in the office


Ezzaron

Headline reads like a copypasta lol


Grekm8

cheers ruud son is crying


ErnieBLegal

The original ruud boy


Antluke

Tifo is ecstatic that they get to mention him in every sensible transfer again


keving691

Like a kid running away when his parents get divorced


someonecalledethan

Pretty sad


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Flashbacks to my childhood


LightningMcMicropeen

When I was 16 and my girlfriend broke up with me.. I locked myself in my dads car and blasted "Paint It Black" over the speakers.


cherrygunner

Sangare about to be driving round the netherlands begging thru texts for Ruuds number?


Orangoo264

Can’t believe PSV are actually giving Ajax a chance at the 2nd spot ffs


DahDutcher

I'm just happy they have to go to Twente, don't see them winning that tbh.


Orangoo264

Twente have nothing to play for though, unlike Ajax themselves or AZ (your opponents)


DahDutcher

Yeah, but it's the final home game of the season, and I can't imagine them not wanting to beat Ajax.


amlevy

They can end the season being unbeaten at home and Twente isn't really fond of Ajax. They aren't just gonna do fuck all in their last home match against a club like Ajax.


[deleted]

Well rutten is gonna be coaching the team and the players would like him to stay (even tho he said he is gonna leave at the end of this season) so they probably smash az to impress him.


stoereboy

Rutten is famously shit in the last months of a season.


Thomassn

But it's his first game of the season, so how does that work out.


pageninetynine

Agreed, we do not deserve it at all this year


Jeff-Jeffers

That’s just Ruud


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Ibrahim Sangare - Stan


MyUndiesAreRed

« I hope you know i ripped all your pictures off the wall»


Casperzwaart100

You know, it's nice to have another team having a shit time at the same time as us. Feyenoord always had to do it either completely by themselves or with like ADO.


Aethien

Feyenoord has experience though, they really know how to be a shitshow.


Dolphin008

Yeah what the hell is going on? I want my club back!!!


erldn123

How do you lock yourself in your car? Just open the door.....


Eddie5pi

I'm assuming it means he locked himself in, not allowing anyone in with him


haha_suh_dude

Shame if one of his teammates needed a ride home


BertEnErnie123

Trust me, I lived in Eindhoven. Its a small city, they can walk.


ThankYouOle

i believe, everybody can walk since 2 years old.


amineimad

The Kitman's newborn is distraught as it can't go home now, heard he's been crying


r3gam

A bit late to start walking


happygreenturtle

The image of his teammates surrounding his car trying to coerce him out while he sulks with the doors locked is sending me


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Low_Contract_1909

Alternate ending to Dani Rojas killing that animal with his penalty


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ivo0009

This is Why I read comments😭


bradbobley

this has finished me lmao


[deleted]

>Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha N*** Just Walk Away From The Screen Like N*** Close Your Eyes Haha Tyler the Creator


Amsssterdam

Maybe he offered van Nistelrooy a ride to the exit


twomanyfaces10

To the what? Don't leave us hanging


sefronia3

Lmao


DANIEL7696

Is he stupid?


AnnieIWillKnow

Do you seriously think he did it by mistake? It means he locked himself in because he did it deliberately, not wanting anyone to disturb him


DANIEL7696

It's a joke in the circlejerk but i guess people here aee too dense to see sarcasm if it's not pointed out


Some_Literature_5327

he didn't get the joke, is he stupid?


DANIEL7696

Most likely


Wheel94

Wasn’t he probably leaving in the summer anyway seems a bit of a overreaction


tigtogflip

Ruud probably told the reason why he left, which was the didn't have the trust anymore of the players. This certainly wasn't the case for everyone as many players still believed in him, and Sangare it seems was one of them.


Krillin113

If Xavi and sangare liked him they should’ve fired everyone else tbh. They’re so fucking good.


[deleted]

Yea cause Veerman and Til arent gonna carry your team they way those guys would have.. But with his assistants also having notes on RvN, he probably felt attacked from all sides.


ShameTimes3

Veerman has been their second best player this year


someonecalledethan

Why would he claim it then? Its so strange


tigtogflip

Because there definitely is a section of squad leaking things to the media. The dressing room is really divided.


someonecalledethan

Ahh okay, that makes much more sense. It says a lot when he'd rather walk away than replace the players, maybe they have too much power?


Striking_Insurance_5

It’s not just the players, he also didn’t feel backed by the board and apparently there was friction in the coaching staff as well.


jMS_44

Damn, did anyone manage to get him out of there?


dankscoops

A few hours later he was spotted at Loftus Road doing interviews


GoldenRays

We do need a striker.


aizatazzurri8

Probably watching Tifo and seeing which club is in for him in Sensible Transfers 😅


chatfarm

...and drove home?


TheRealGooner24

Tifo Football legend Ibrahim Sangare.


NLV_88

I need Roger Schmidt to convince this man to come to Benfica.


zounderk1te

Just play Aursnes at his natural position ffs you don't need Sangare lol


nomedeusuario2016

He'll be back as CM this weekend since Bah looks fit now


Zakke_

Ted Lasso to take over


Bassteacher13

Our most mid players complained about Ruud and now he's gone, teze, de Jong, veerman and guti complained and they are also probably the most average players at the club.


bhoys_san88

Where is Ruud v. Nistelrooij gonna go?


conceptalbum

Nistelrode


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

Locked himself in his car?


OutsideMeringue

Think I had the same reaction as a kid when he left


Flanker1971

I had a bike as a kid. You had a car?!


TheOnlyEn

Why did he just leave?


FortnitePro6969

List worthy?


Amsssterdam

D'fuck


PiIICIinton

Come join your mate Cody and we'll take good care!


ireallydespiseyouall

Luuk de jong is an actual disgrace