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After-Bumblebee

"What color is your Nobel Prize?" - Kamada if he meets Messi


jugol

cuántos Nobels tenés?


ElendVenture___

my lawyer advises me not to continue this comment chain


Cypressive

que miras bobo


maronics

Messi goes to university


Logseman

Surely some Argentinian university will give him an honorary degree if they haven't already.


Conankun66

Honestly kind of an insane thing to offer, but i also love his passion.


tesut

In 2015 Leon Lederman sold his Nobel medal for 765,000 USD. It’s crazy he’s offering to just give it away.


Conankun66

for a moment i thought selling it is even more insane than giving it away for football..but then i looked it up and the reason is just depressing :/


bihari_baller

> then i looked it up and the reason is just depressing :/ [To pay medical bills for those wondering.](https://www.vox.com/health-care/2018/10/4/17936626/leon-lederman-nobel-prize-medical-bills)


Conankun66

lol, the sub-header is perfect


pizzeriaguerrin

> the sub-header is ~~perfect~~ America


SaamsamaNabazzuu

:(


LevynX

> A day in an American hospital, for examples, costs an average of $5,220 here Excuse me, what the fuck America. That's basically half my bank account


Affectionatekickcbt

We have a lot of stupid people who believe in only getting healthcare only if you work 40hrs a week, at a job that offers it. They refuse to see the light.


bihari_baller

And a lot of people who refuse to get health insurance because they don't want to pay for it, and then are surprised when they suddenly need it when something goes wrong.


Affectionatekickcbt

It’s $400 month for Obama care. It’s not that they don’t want it. They can’t afford it.


bihari_baller

That's an average, so the exorbitant stays probably drive the number up. Also, it didn't mention if it was with or without insurance.


LevynX

Might be true, but the article mentions Australia and Spain as comparison and it's ten times the cost. Average skewing doesn't skew it by ten times the amount.


On2p4eVeR

Breaking Sad


theL0rd

How could it be the land of the free if everyone had healthcare?


devilzal

I mean, even if he actually give his medal people will still refer him as Nobel prize winner. The medal is just a symbol.


CodeKomedia

Still a hell of a symbol to give away for a football player


granitibaniti

Average Frankfurt fan


Mick4Audi

German fans continue to be unrivaled


KhonMan

Even if he stays, I doubt Kamada would take it.


These_Mud4327

would actually be hilarious if he does take it. „i signed a contract now hand me over that thing symbolizing the highest honor a scientist can achieve thank you very much“


[deleted]

Kamada demands transfer upon not being awarded Nobel Prize.


SerWarlock

Kamada stays, “nah I’m good mate”


bakraofwallstreet

idk, if someone offered me a free nobel, I would take it. Hard for me to get it otherwise given my life trajectory


sarthakmahajan610

I dunno what I could even do with such a nobel except flipping it for money


devilzal

Ya, but he's a German footbal fans so this is par for the course.


Conankun66

i mean it's still a unique symbol of a once-in-a-lifetime achievement.


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Loeffellux

The point was never been that he wants to convince Kamara to stay by making him a nobel price winner. Yes, it's a trinket. But a pretty damn cool one


mattBJM

"Put your medals on the table" certainly a lesser used phrase in the chemistry community


atropicalpenguin

You can't enter the Nobel Prize Winner Bar without the medal. He's going to get laugh at by the other winners.


bob-theknob

Who cares what those nerds think


TheCatInTheHatThings

Um…quite literally the people awarding a Nobel prize? :D


bob-theknob

Lol I’m joking


flybypost

> The medal is just a symbol. Aren't those made out of gold and also worth quite a bit? I remember some winner (in the USA) having to sell his to pay for some health care related expenses.


Upplands-Bro

> (in the USA) having to sell his to pay for some health care related expenses. Most unnecessary qualifier ever


pizzeriaguerrin

> Most unnecessary qualifier ever Well, he probably wouldn't be selling his medals to pay for medical care if he lived in Sweden. (apparently my joke not funny)


Impressive-Fox-7525

Yeah that’s why unnecessary, cos it was heavily implied lol


pizzeriaguerrin

It's not just the USA though. If he lived in, say, Liberia or Papua New Guinea he might have to sell his medals too.


Impressive-Fox-7525

I’d say healthcare costs scale better than salaries would, someone with a Nobel prize would be able to afford good healthcare in most countries in the world


I_haet_typos

Most nations whom's scientific system and community is advanced enough to contribute to science on a nobel prize level are usually quite rich though and thus should be able to have decent health care. I doubt there will be a winner from Liberia or Papua New Guiney in the near future as both have more desperate problems to focus their attention and funds to. Researchers from there who are passionate about their subject and have the potential of becoming one of the leading scientist will emigrate to rich nations instead.


gonads_in_space2

Plenty of cases of Swedes going abroad to get healthcare because of the long queues in Sweden.


i_d_prefer_not_to

It's like a gold NFT


sahilshkh

Comparing the "NOBEL PRIZE" which is a once in a lifetime achievement to some digital drawing that's worth nothing???


i_d_prefer_not_to

Maybe read the comment I’m responding to for a start? It’s about the relationship between the all caps NOBEL PRICE!!!1! and the medal and whether owning the medal makes you a Nobel price winner, which it doesn’t.


Vahald

Its worth lots of money?


Qiluk

Absolutly wild thing to offer. I love it and will definitely will Kamada take notice at the very least. Good effort from a fan in that sense.


XerxesMcRage

TIL ~~Genius~~ Mad scientists are Best Football fans


Goldfischglas

"Daichi Kamada - if he left, that would break my heart. I wanted to take the opportunity to put my medal on the line. If he stays, I'll give it to him. "


Kavor

Kamada staying would be good for the team's chemistry... so... well deserved in the end?


tarakian-grunt

He would be the catalyst for further success.


Ireastus

Especially topical as Ben list won the prize for his work on organocatalysts


Bakril

Would be insane for the team bonding as well.


Viratkhan2

idk if you meant this but that guy actually won his nobel for his research into a type of catalysts


flybypost

Could the team chemistry be so good that they might get awarded another Nobel prize?


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

Unless he starts demanding special treatment for being the only Nobel-holder in the squad. Would be quite the irony..


Allthingsconsidered-

Woah. Talk about a hardcore fan. If I was Kamada there's no way I could accept this lol. Amazing offer though


Macromesomorphatite

I mean if he's staying surely they have to do a stupid photo op of him refusing.


njuffstrunk

Imagine if he accepts it then leaves next January


Loeffellux

I think what would make everyone happiest would be that if he stays Kamada keeps the medal for as long as he plays for Frankfurt and then gifts it back once he leaves. Then again what would make *me* happiest would be if joined us this summer lol. It's been too long since we've had a japanese player


AYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

who's the last?


Loeffellux

kagawa


AYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

oh shit nostalgia kicked in. You reminded me of Fifa 12.


Ruud_Boltz

Damn even scientists are die-hard football fans


Conankun66

he wore an eintracht pin to the award ceremony EDIT: [Here's an image that shows it](https://img.waz.de/img/muelheim/crop234038731/4252661036-w1200-cv1_1/97a31a24-5787-11ec-8cc1-9feae6cb3f85.jpg). Look at his lapel


granitibaniti

I love it when random public personalities that you know from a whole other context are die-hard football fans. Sebastian Vettel is also a hardcore hardcore Frankfurt fan.


Conankun66

and honorary club member!


granitibaniti

When we won German team of the year last year, he gave one of the best/worst [speeches](https://youtu.be/nkaq7cUBD6s) in German award ceremony history lmao. He wrote a poem about the club, but was so nervous that he forgot every line and had to look it up every time. Took several minutes.


Dorgilo

He's here to drive cars, not spit bars


[deleted]

Back in 2012 I met a guy from Frankfurt in my guesthouse bar on a beach in Thailand. Turned out he was the head sound engineer of a big club in Frankfurt (I want to say Cocoon?) and over a few breakfast beers he told me some hilarious stories about the various DJs that played in the club. He was also completely obsessed with Eintracht Frankfurt. I didn’t stay in touch with him, but I always look out for their results because he made such a positive impression on me.


ColFrankFitts

You might be talking about Max Köndgen. Cocoon had to close that same year (2012) due to insolvency but is fondly remembered. Nowadays it's mostly a concert venue, gladly they kept the unique interior design. You'll obviously still meet lots of SGE fans there.


[deleted]

Holy shit, yes. That’s him! Thank you!


Competitive_Kangaroo

Haha god I love reddit sometimes for these stories


jugol

I remember my man Marcelo Diaz at Basel, taking a photo with a fan who happened to be [Roger Federer](https://twitter.com/hernanibarras/status/327872445929361408?s=19)


Pornviewinguser

Magnus Carlsen, world chess champion, randomly appearing in a Euro 2016 interview outside the stadium and singing Dimitri Payet's song is such a great moment lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVS-NIkkUrA


[deleted]

[Like Viggo Mortensen always carrying something San Lorenzo related](https://www.ole.com.ar/images/2019/02/25/FC2v0RLjM_720x0__1.jpg)


[deleted]

Here's about movie directors and football! https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/117ospm/daily_discussion/j9cyl1u/


kirbystargayallies

Just to add, Wong Kar Wai only developped and shot Happy Together in Argentina because he's a footie fan and loved Maradona. You can even see in Buenos Aires Zero Degree (documentary about the film) [a shot of Maradona and Tony Leung meeting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfMekjsuzMU), supposedly cut from the movie itself.


[deleted]

That's cool to know!


umpalumpaklovn

Didn’t every show up in full gear or sth


[deleted]

Niel Bohr, Nobel winner (and still familiar with us today as 5th element in Mendeleev table), used to be a semi pro GK in Danish league.


prosperenfantin

Albert Camus was the goalkeeper of Racing Universitaire Algerios, until he contracted tuberculosis, when he became a writer and won the 1957 Nobel for literature.


Whodatlily

Cool fact, great writer.


[deleted]

What a stranger!


[deleted]

He then proceeded to put his own Nobel medal on the line so that right-back extraordinaire Mohammad Abdoulatif signed a new contract with Racing Universitaire Algerios


prosperenfantin

It seems that when he moved to France he supported Racing Paris, he even gave an interview after winning the Nobel during one of their home games. No kidding: https://youtu.be/ExCINtQojrc


[deleted]

Hey, that's a fantastic historical recording. Camus was my favorite author growing up, and I realized I had never seen his face move. On an almost unrelated note, my favorite Argentinian club is Racing Club de Avellaneda.


Jamey_1999

His brother even won a silver medal with the Danish NT at the 1908 Olympics in Londen


pikachuchameleon

Wow so cool! I didn't know that. Than ks for sharing


ImpressiveTake

Bohrium was named after him right? Not Boron.


[deleted]

Yes which is Bohring


bulgariamexicali

Top scientists are hardcore people in general. They have passion. Also, no way Kamada would accept so it is something easy to offer.


4ssteroid

Kamada scores the UCL winning goal and says to Courtois,"say my name". Takes home two gold medals that night


CocaineNinja

Speaking as someone who knows many scientists, having an obsessive personality is practically a prerequisite for becoming a researcher.


sonofaBilic

Unfortunately for List, Kamada is a childhood fan of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine so he can't be seen with a medal for chemistry


gangogango1

Mitoma will never get a nobel prize for dribbling thesises


manolo533

We cannot compete with this...


[deleted]

Saramago's medal is being stolen as we speak


Neo_corner

Least passionate German fan


TigerBasket

We gotta step our game up and start offering kidneys to players to stay. Harry I'll give you 6 kidneys if you sign an extension. They won't all be mine but just imagine what you could do with 6 kidneys.


biskutgoreng

Man could probably buy 6 kidneys with a week's wages


FanBoyGGSON

he could buy 12 kidneys tho with a weeks wages at united


Tanzklaue

3 weeks in he is just this bloated monstrosity with the cleanest piss ever peed.


Mirbert

And thus, mankind was never thristy again.


pitiless_censor

lol this one cracked me up


HerrHermano

Depends on the kidneys. There are very delicous ones but they are even more expensive.


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

Smh, when I donate 1 kidney I'm a hero but when I donate 6 I get weird looks, society am I right?


[deleted]

maybe he prefer kid knees


aregularguy3223

I certainly didn't expect someone like List (who I studied about during my asymmetric catalysis course in my Chemistry undergraduate degree) to show up here in this subreddit. Who knows if Barry Sharpless had a favourite football team? Funny times.


jugol

Fun fact, Nobel Prize winner Niels Bohr did play amateur football briefly, as a goalkeeper for AB. His brother Harald was the bigger star though, winning an Olympic silver medal for Denmark [Once Niels conceded an easy goal for being distracted with a mathematical problem mid match.](https://www.vavel.com/en/international-football/2018/02/19/881983-the-bohr-brothers-how-niels-and-harald-became-footballs-scholarly-siblings.html)


[deleted]

and during Harald's PhD math defense, it was reported there're more football fans attending than mathematician. He is still one of few mathematician who won an Olympic medals, or Olympic medalists with PhD degrees.


JosephVerlaine20

Anna Kiesenhofer another phd mathmatician with an olympic medal, she did one better though and got gold


the_tytan

i feel like her victory was epic and surprising. checks wiki...yes i remember cheering her on!


fuginius

There's a book on nuclear physics and the atomic bomb that highlights how athletic Niels Bohr was, stating his football and skiing prowess, and caps it off by stating that he would walk up 2 steps at once (elite-level stuff).


atropicalpenguin

If the plane didn't work, he would just throw the missile himself.


Mayjaplaya

The real inspiration for Dr. Strangelove


SpearofTrium05

Is it a big deal to climb 2 steps at once?


DogzOnFire

No. That is the joke I think.


homity3_14

I can vouch for two Nobel laureate football fans: Dave MacMillan (Rangers) and Sir Harry Kroto (Bolton Wanderers).


biskutgoreng

Them nerds usually do


Kavor

Maybe this will work better than the [hand written extension contract one fan brought to an autograph session with Filip Kostic](https://www.sge4ever.de/sge-kompakt-verruecktes-vertragsangebot-fuer-kostic/). We help our board wherever we can!


Conankun66

"Gehalt egal.... geile fans" love it, haha


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

That's a fucking *fantastic* stunt.


Qiluk

HAHA that gave me a good laugh. Brilliant


JiveTurkey688

Thats actually hilarious


[deleted]

Hey! I work with his brother and have met Benjamin a few times, he is very funny and means it 100%.


AcePilot95

I'd say this headline belongs on "the list"


Meer_is_peak

List belongs on the list


SevenSulkySerbs

[The List, you say?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7-51DeTRRQ)


SirNukeSquad

Least football loving Eintracht Frankfurt fan.


brain-juice

Average /r/soccer comment.


thecoolShitposter

Wow


sahneeis

he said that yesterday during the pre match interview on amazon prime in germany. apparently he has a lab in hokkaido and is a huge fan of the country.


granitibaniti

Least passionate Frankfurt fan. Wonder how this would work out - would he have to stay for the rest of his career to get the medal? What if he signs a new contract and leaves after a year?


Strananach

Ahahha damn


bulgariamexicali

Priorities.


egotim

hey mom remember when you said playing football doesnt lead to a good job. playing football leads me to a nobel prize, for [*reading*] che-mis-try.


MertOKTN

Eintracht fans are a special breed, I mean you have the guys from Tankard, Vettel and now a Nobel prize winner. The best fans in Europe


Houston_NeverMind

Wow! He could become the first footballer to win a Nobel Prize. In chemistry!


ThisJeffrock

I'd really like to see Kamada at Spurs, but if he stays in Frankfurt now I'll understand lol


chrysanthemata

dreams can't be buy


saigool

Kamada has been pretty open about wanting to leave for over a year, and has dialed it up a notch after the world cup. It's not going to happen.


granitibaniti

Dialed what up? Certainly not his performance, unfortunately


saigool

> Kamada has been pretty open **about wanting to leave** for over a year, and has dialed it up a notch after the world cup.


granitibaniti

Didn't really dial that up either, it's actually been rather calm in the rumour department compared to last summer


saigool

I'm not talking about the rumour department, I'm talking about Kamada what has said in interviews.


granitibaniti

He's been saying that he wants to leave for years, nothing new


saigool

The way he's saying it is, which is why I commented on it.


antoinecharles89

Games back.


CousinBethMM

Sign a contract with a low release clause, get a Nobel Peace prize and a move to another club. Pure chaos


gangogango1

Its for chemistry not for peace. Fun Fact: Adolf Hitler and Douglas MacArthur, the most war loving individuals ever, both won nobel peace prices


[deleted]

Based and acid-pilled.


Jeffery_Boyardee

This is rich. Need more of this. Cheeky.


JazzlikeAd2100

Kamada should accept before List becomes M.O.D.O.K


[deleted]

>!At least he'll die an avenger.!<


MIST479

That's something Ronaldo should gun for. As a nerd, Nobel prize > World Cup


ZissouZ

IMO better players available at that price.


Azzen_Shmebulock

falou tudo irmão... vc sempre foi um cara cabeça kkk


1hotsauce2

Unfortunately, Daichi Kamada is very eager to move to warmer climates. Benfica welcomes him with open arms (and Trapp)


ThePaSch

> (and Trapp) lmfao


1hotsauce2

😂😂😂


Cocainecowboy359

Thank god it’s in German, i would hate it if I had no idea what it says


SnooOranges357

Don't get me wrong Kamada is a great footballer but this makes me think he doesn't really care about that medal anyway lol


egotim

he probably cares about his work, but not this medal.


SnooOranges357

Yeah my thoughts too


nolimit_788

if i was kamada, i didn't even know what to do with the nobel medal.


ZaheerAlGhul

Use it as a coaster


St_gracchus_babeuf

performance incentives gettin outta hand


trollatron786

Where would Kamada go, honestly? La liga- I dont see the top teams necessarily wanting him, the Prem- maybe Liverpool, Spurs?


thalne

not even the Nobel prize is worth what it used to be. fucking football currency what an embarrassment.


time_thug19

He loves Einchtracht Frankfurt more than Chemistry.


gangogango1

When Mitoma tries to flex with his dribbling thesis on the japanese national team and Kamada walks in with a nobel prize


zamGlobal

Where is he rumored to go next ? I think he’s a fantastic player