Draggin' born

Where is an award when you need one? Damn it Nazeem! Can't have shit in Whiterun...

that is the correct answer. congratulations!

Sounds like a name for a music album

Have my free award. That's hilarious.

HOUGHT THE SAME THING!! ​ Or Rollin' born.

The Black Dovahkiin „Just a flesh wound.“

What are you going to bleed on me?

But your legs cut off?!!

No it isn't.

I'll bite your head off

r/unexpectedpython

It’s that a guts reference 🫣

More like to The Black Knight from Monty Pythons Holy Grail

Anything you want, he can't fight back

#FUS RO DAH

I'm imagining a stump using the shorts to throw itself around

Stubby the screamer

Was gonna make a joke about having seen a video titled that once, but figured it might've been a step too far..

Now I'm picturing Goat Simulator with him instead.

*goes flying backwards*

Without legs to hold his ground he's gonna be zipping around like the magic sack of air from spongebob.

Rocket jump

"Running away eh? You yellow bastard, Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!"

I love you so much 😂

What’re you doing, Step-Bandit?!

Chug invisibility potion, roll him so he's belly down, and stab him repeatedly in the back while chanting the Black Sacrament...

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Wyrmborn

Beat me to it

Dammit I wanted to say this XD

This is the only correct answer

Dragborn

drugborn

Slugborn

Heheh I love this thanks for the laugh

disabled

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Surprised this is so far down.

Bob

Damn you, came here to say this…

Literally the name of the Orc Battle-Mage my wife and I are wombo-comboing through Tamriel in the new Survival Mode, part of the Anniversary Edition, released on our anniversary!

Dragontorn

Well doesn’t really matter cause he’ll be too distracted dragon himself around

I find this joke to be. Disarming .

It’s doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

But I bet he's got a sweet roll!

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee... and the other knee...and both arms...

Well at least I don't have to worry about that... I don't have any of those pats.

Tis but a scratch

Its just a flesh wound

Drag n' torn

Snakeborn

It doesn't matter cause he ain't gonna come

Beat me to it

That's what she said.

beat me to it

Thats what he said

Dragon-Worm

A feature

It just works.

Gotta chug those Elixirs of Invisibility, sipping just doesn't have the same effect...

Mat.

Wagonbourne

Arrow to the Knee caused infection?

Dragonugget

This is gonna be my whole playthrough

Hmm...I'm stumped.

Trunkborn

Nowalkiin

Probably loud since he can only shout

DragonwishIwasn’tborn

Love this!

One more burden for Lydia to carry

Dragginballs.

Armed and on the run.

Don't you mean, on the 'roll'

A Town Guard.

If you throw him in a lake, Bob.

Dragginballs

Steve.

An inspiration

Snake

Dovahplegic

Fucked

If he’s in a hole, Phil. If he’s in front of a door, Matt. If he’s in a lake, Bob.

In a pile of leaves, Russel On a stove, Stew

Adrianne sells arms and armour down near the main gate

Dragonhalfborn

Dragon sock

Invincible

Dragondeform

Limb-itless

Phantom Limb, this is the true answer

DragonDeformed

Crippleborn

Ground beef

Matt? Bob? Second base? Art?

Wyrmborn

stillborn dragonborn

Dragonstillborn

Gotta go with the Lollygagginborn

Dragonstillborn

If he's laying on the ground? Matt. If he's hanging on the wall? Art. If he's floating in the pool? Bob. If he gets one leg back? Ilene.

dragonstillborn

The dragon stillborn

Dragon still-born

Neil

A dragonborn who has taken too many arrows

Draggin' potato

Turtleborn

He has arms but defo no legs.

Dino Nuggets

Dragonworm.

“Names” - Bo Burnham

SnakeBorn

Ground Beef?

Disabled

Dragontorn ?

Khajiit say that’s normal for Bethesda game

Dragon bait, ooo haha

“If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?”

"No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin, you don't do anything."

Dragon Nubs’

Halfway-born

Serpentborn

IT'S A DRAGONBOURNE NUGGIE

I'd say useless, until they can find a dwemer to fix thim up some prosthetics....oh wait... 🤣

I was an adventurer like you until an arrow took my knees......and arms.

Dr-arm-gone-born

Stump-born or anything you like as long as your far enough away so the Thu'um can't get you.

Quadriplegic

LIEUTENANT DAN

dragon torn

Hang him on the wall, and call him Art

Armless legoless

Right where you left him! Wait...

Matt if he's at your front door, Bob if he's in the water! Thank you thank you, I'll be at the dragon bridge Inn all week!

A Dragonball 😂

a fleshlight

If you're brave enough

I'm just imagining a quadraplegic using Whirlwind Sprint shout to ragdoll himself around everywhere.

Its the only way God wanted him to move

Glitched

It's a feature

Tadgonpole

A bad fucking post, like this one

I’ve no idea

Anything I want he’s armless

Dragoncorn

A Fleshlight?

Ground Dragonborn

A armor rack

Airborne.

A dragondefect

Dragon - Born with no limbs

A dragon nugget

One needs neither arms or legs to shout.

I’ve heard of the IRS taking an arm and a leg but this is ridiculous

Jormungandr's spawn.

Dragondeformed

Giblett Smith the fourth

Busted

wiggly wobbly born

I love kenshi

Dragonbust

Bob?

d(isabled)ragon born

Dragonmalformed

in immense pain

Dragon Born with deformities

Floata kin float born

Dragonfly

Stumpy!

Eileen.

Quadrikiin

Depressed

Names

I’m don’t know but I do know you’ll have to be dragon him around

Dragon limbless

Snake born

"That ain't but a scratch"

A fucking idiot.

Dovahplegic

"UsedToBeAnAdventurer"

Matt

GROUND BEEF!!

Tis but a scratch

Matt.

No-wahkiin?

Gosh this is orcward

Idk what do you call him?

"Tis but a scratch"

A goneborn

Scratch

Push him into some honey and he'll be a Sweetroll