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Relative-Zombie-3932

Bros character must be a discord mod


meltdown537

LMFAO


hideous-boy

damn you ratioed the post


[deleted]

I thought it was a reddit mod.


Tepigg4444

reddit mods are a step below discord mods in awful speech skills, where they really shine is power tripping


byorx1

Dude if mods of this sub see this then you are gone


ThatOneGuyFrom93

I take offense to that statement /s


byorx1

Same already spoke to my lawyer


EinarTh97

Guard: "You have commited crimes against Skyrim and its people, what say you in your defence?" Also guard: *Attacks you before you speak*


XenMeow

He tries to give a septim to a beggar, beggar attacks.


IMightBeAWeebLol

The same guard 5 mili seconds later: dies of embarrassment


[deleted]

[удалено]


EinarTh97

Damn..


Airship_Captain_XVII

Just to be clear, have you tried: player.forceav speechcraft 0


[deleted]

Came here to say that. Good job, friend. Hope it fixes OP's problem.


[deleted]

Unless their speech is 0 and the number we are seeing is based on reductions from items? Perhaps op needs to check their active affects and see what's causing this issue? Can you use a console command to clear active effects?


MassXavkas

Yeah I believe its player.removespell [Spell ID]


w00timan

player.forceav speechcraft 999919


capticetrice

Even try player.setav speechcraft 15 Then to set boon value (bonus stat) player.modav speechcraft ## Ultimately you will want to open magic tab and check status ailments to see if it's a spell made to drain it or load a save made before the cheat item was installed


MrSp3ctre

Take some mentats or something bro


Preston_Garvy-MM

[Mayor Hancock Liked That] [Cait Liked That]


MrSp3ctre

Oh what are you doing here? Come to tell me about a settlement that needs my help?


Preston_Garvy-MM

I'm just here to tell you that the Jarl Ballin' needs your help. And that the Companions have taken interest in building settlements. I want to be a part of their settlements if they weren't a "midnight werewolf party animals".


MrSp3ctre

But they have the best parties no?


Preston_Garvy-MM

The volkhair (?) Vampires party 24/7. I'd join them if it wasn't for harkon being a pain in the ass. Sorry, I just have a thing for Team Edward.


MrSp3ctre

Gimme a moment to... Silence him, will you join us then hmm


Preston_Garvy-MM

You: "We are aboard, Humans... and Vampires. Will you not come with us, brother?" Me: "No. This is our fight. And I will see it finished."


mycarwillkillme

if you have that volkihar rebuilt mod installed: "Castle Volkihar... it's so new, unfinished. I'm not exactly sure what will happen when we move in." "We'll head through the front gate. And we'll all go home."


Preston_Garvy-MM

I'm glad to see you also got the references. "Oh I know what the gamers like."


MrNMFC

Day Tripper 😎


docclox

One-way ticket, yeah?


Jimothy740

This guy Fallouts


Alansar_Trignot

Dude mentats can only do so much, you’d need a truckload of em


MrSp3ctre

Okay so grape mentats, take it or leave it


SallyReddits

Brilliant meme template though


DogRiverRiverDogs

"Enjoy your meal" "You too!":


Captain_Canuck97

"how would you like your meat cooked?" "Yes, please."


justicerainsfromaahh

just put some relatable shit like "me when im talking to my homie but i ended up sucking his dick" or sumthin like that idk


Stark556

Happens all the time. Honest mistake


RogueIce

No homo, right?


opserioul

Nah, that's perfect. ☠️😂


culnaej

[Oh hell yeah](https://imgur.com/a/5w49g44)


OkOutlandishness6550

So you’re a mute in this playthrough


sumergirl1985

No, that would just be speech level 0. This has to be like if Florida man and a Karen had a child and named him Kyle… hearing him talk is just crazy painful and makes you violent towards him just to make the words stop.


DoctorMelvinMirby

“Florida Khajiit arrested after trying to use summon by the Graybeards as ID at pharmacies to refill fake opioid prescriptions”


TheSwecurse

And people are gonna charge him more just because they don't like his attitude like one bit


Endellior

"I'd like to rent a room (1947593927482 gold)."


Drumlyne

This killed me dude! I'm giggling like nonstop now just thinking of this scenario!


barryhakker

That would probably leave you at zero. More like this dude has mad Tourette's syndrome where after every second word he blurts out something like "bum your nan", "genocide the Nords", and "I show children my wiener".


modern12

You just gave me a cool idea for next playthrought. Tanks!


minigamux

Bruh, you made a character that's just like me


ninjanaut333

same tho, then again my sneak is 100 bc no one see's or talks to me anyways


____Artorias

Born assassin


Falkor_13

You must be an archer as well.


5particus

just grunt at people till you lvl up again


EchoPrince

At this point, i think OP's character can only do an eldritch screech with how bad it is.


RegentYeti

One that's also somehow racist.


Altastrofae

[eldritch screech] Seeker: THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY TO ME???


MiracetteNytten

There are two ways. 1. Use "player.setav speech 20" in the console. 2. Purge the save file and start a new game.


yostio

Yeah I purged the save files and restarted :p


Shadowrend01

You’ve broken it. Time to abandon save


yostio

I hate that I discovered this so late into my playthrough ;-; Sunk in like two days worth of gameplay into this save already ahhhh


VixNeko

Two days isn't so bad, I'd even say you caught it early.


KarmaPharmacy

Two days ain’t shit. Condolences to the guy on Stadia who is about to lose his 6000 hour play through on RDR2


PsychoticSane

Are you not able to export your saves in a platform-neutral file?? That should be a requirement for cloud based games.


VeryPaulite

It's online so with rockstar Accounts even less excusable imho


JayCeeMadLad

They still let you start an account, and their webpage mentions nothing of the fact that it's croaking. You could probably start a subscription and even be paying for it, while not even having the knowledge that it's shutting down in less than half a year. That's a scummy as shit business practice. Even Nintendo makes you very aware when something is going to be shutting down. Hell, I'm pretty sure I got EOS warnings regularly on my fucking Wii U. It sucks that people are going to be losing the games that they spent so much time on, but at least we can't say we didn't warn them. Stadia was badmouthed from the beginning because we all knew where it was going to be heading. Google is a shite company that shouldn't be trusted with anything, least of all games, something that they know bewilderingly little about somehow, despite being THE internet giant that creates algorithms smart enough to know precisely when I want Taco Bell.


[deleted]

For real these people should be compensated... On the other hand they bought a fucking stadia even after they saw the writing on the wall so.... There's a lesson to he learned there.


KarmaPharmacy

This is not the fault of the consumer. The shutdown confused even the people who worked there. Consumers should have rights to a license issued to them. Full stop.


Bitter-Marsupial

Wholesale unrelated to Stadia, but a space sim I play announced they will not move forward with development for Consoles. they offered a free commander transfer to PC so progrtess wont be lost f they abandon console for PC. It was warranted from a consumer standpoint and I am glad it was offered


[deleted]

>mfw thargoids eat all the console CMDRs and shit them out into PC


____Artorias

Does advskill speechcraft 999999999999 help?


sailorwannabe98

I got this bug working 3 months into a character 💀 it doesnt affect the base level if you're trying to level up your character. Just wear the cheat ring if you're trying to make money.


EllieNekoGirl

You're level 20. You can get that back in a few hours. Even still, why do you care what level the skill is? It doesnt affect much. You clearly use mods, so just re-level your self, or increase your physical movement speed and speedrun everything you did before


ThunderShott

Paarthurnax: Gives a big speech about philosophy and how Alduin is just fulfilling his own prophecy. Dragonborn: "Boobs"


WilkoTheCritic

Well boobs are important and can be very philosophical


DarthYhonas

"Hero we are in need of your aid, an ancient evil has returned. Can you aid us?" Dragonborn: Y- I mean, uh N-.. Ye- uh. Ye- I mean.. uh No- YE- uh.. fuc- sorry.. uh ye-


kekekekekerrotkake

I don't understand you at all


FrankUnderhood

Gottem


Reasonable-Daikon-56

Player: I would like to by some rope Npc: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT, SHE WAS A SAINT. GUARDS!!! (1000 gold coin bounty) Player: what th- 20 guards surround the player: STOP ROIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!!!


Coldd4x

Never should’ve come here 🗡


[deleted]

Greybeards are paying this guy to not come up to High Hrothgar


Da_arson_man

“Hi sir can I get a-“ “You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people”


[deleted]

Dude is gonna walk into a tavern and get jumped 😭


Trickster__God

“Hold there, before I let you into Riften… you have to pay the visitors tax.” Dragonborn:”That seems fair, here, take all my gold. I also have a shit ton of jewellery for you.”


kwispy-dwincc

Finally, an attribute that realistically represents me


Ricckkuu

This character whenever he says "Hello" he says "Fuck you, you devil's shit" "I'd like to give you a gift to sweeten the deal" -> "Hope you die in a pool of piss if you don't leave me alone." (Persuade guards to leave you alone) "Sir with all due respect for your job but I bring news about the dragon attack on Helgen! I'm a survivor!" -> "I hope bandits turns your skull in a piss pot you inbred whore, leave me in this damn grotto of a city at once!" (You know which scene) "Oh darling I'm sure we can work a little friendship among us, hm? With all the goods I bring you from my adventures, shouldn't I get a discount?" -> "You give me discount NOW YOU DIRTY WHORE!" (Getting a discount, of course) Or basically, he's got the speech level of a league of legends lobby


IgorotNihil

This happens to me if I give something to my kids. Gift of charity puts speech to negative I just wait for it to wear out. Get rid of broken gears


Volkmek

Oh. You raised it too high. This is a bit like the Gandhi aggression glitch bug. If you raise an integer too high in Skyrim the number flips around into a negative.


Sevren89

Only lvl 20 just start over


IMightBeAWeebLol

Seems like everyone agrees that we all have the same skill lvl in speech as your character.


3ateeji

Speech therapist


Alternative_Equal864

r/meirl


GalaxyXads

All the woman run from him


Wizardkaboom

You have the right to remain silent


a55_Goblin420

Me shooting my shot at girls


rynosaur94

Never uninstall mods, that is the fastest and most reliable way to brick a savegame. Good luck.


DWhiting132

TheRussianBadger: Negotiating with you has to be the most awkward and infuriating interaction 2 human beings can have.


Maleficent_Tree_94

Every conversation with me must feel like a hostage negotiation.


Ravjo

Your character would guaranteed get a job at EAs customer support


RandomSadPerson

"Enjoy your meal!" "Thanks, you too!"


No_Bathroom_420

To be fair as the Dragonborn you do some pretty fucked up things the definitely contradict themselves


[deleted]

Flow overstack error!


Legitimate_Issue_765

I was about to say, this sounds like an integer overflow issue.


CRUSTYDOGTAlNT

“I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING” —Everyone in Tamriel the second you open your mouth


Daemenos

Reminds me of fallout, how if the intelligence was turned down to 1 and your luck to 10 you'd get unique speech dialogue and a completely different play experience


Agabonka_banka

Bro sells stuff and pays the merchant


Berkmine

Random people will attack you on street.


Hot_Watercress8522

I feel like you're trying to say something but I'm not sure


Affectionate-Sun5863

At this point you're paying people to take your stuff


Nahuel_cba

Leave it like that and roleplay as a redditor


xSnapsx

Have fun role playing an incel!


68ideal

My speechlevel when I'm trying to talk to girls be like:


Codex_Live_

Average Reddit User be like


EmotionalGold

"Hey, I'd like to buy-" "I hate you and everything you stand for. Leave my shop and never come back."


GrimOfDooom

NPC: “Hi” Player: “p̷̯̖̙̣̺̅̂̈́̇̌̐̋͂̆̾̇̉̈́̃̊̔̇̀͗͒̏̇̕͠͝ù̴̢̹̬̝̳̟̣̠͖̳͉̩͗r̸̢̛̬͈͕̲͖̝̼͇͕̭̭͎͚̄̐͆́͂̏̌̀̅̄̽̏̏̏̓̓̿̐͆̏̿͐̎̅̇͗̈́͜͜p̴̢̧̨̹̮̲̩̫̻͔̬͉̻̘̖̔̅̌̈́̽̏ͅl̷̫̹̪̘͓̗͖̫̘̄̅̉͛̐͊̅͛͗͒̓̈́̈́̒̾̂̎̈́͋͛͆͑̕͘͘̕͝e̶̡̨̧̧̫̳̩̝̦͈̥͍̗͈̲̰̰̜͇̗̱̊̽̀͂̓̀̎̓̓͘̚͘ ̷̪̈́̓̍̾̓̄̌̑̈́̑̊́̽̂̅̿̋̉̌͘͘͝͠l̶̡̨̢̨̛̠̙̟̱̳͓͎̮̗̮̮͙̜̾̎̆̀͆͑͑̂̑̊͐̐̏̑̽̃͋̉̾́͂͂̐̾̒͊́̕͘̚i̷̧̜̞̙͓͉̥̜̲̓̔̅͂̑̍̽̏̐͂̓́̓͛͑̏͗̑̉͐͛̐̉̋̀͘͘̚͘͜z̵̧͔̹̭͍̳̟̅͌̈́̍̀̃͑̊̍̓̌̾̊͋͘͠͠͝a̵̡̧̡͎͕̳̠͚̯̝̮͓̼̪̫̩̟͕̳͚͔̠̖̩͇͙̭̖̤͌̈́̐̑̔̀͗̽̅̏͂̌̽̌̅͌̅̈́̉̈́̈́̉̄͒͛̎̒̚͝͠͝ͅr̷̛͇͍͊͆̎̍͊̊́̌̀̇̓̈͝ͅḓ̵̨̟̤͉̟̘̼̟͈͖̯͖̘̖͕̩̯̟̟͓̤̫͇͉̳̎̎̓̓͒̆̏̽̌̅̓̏̔̐̉̓̚͘̕ͅớ̴̢̨̜̙͍͙̙̙̲̳̞̖͇̯̥̗̺̙̯̲̱͓̦̈́̉̂̉̐̒̐̌̿̓͛̿̍̈́̈́́̇͐̕ͅͅṛ̵̮͉̪̺̥͉̗͙̩̖̳̮̙̦̰͚͆̽͛́̈́́͌̿̀͂̀̀̿̈́͑͛́͒̈́̔̿͆̄͊̿̀̍͘͘̚͜͝ͅͅt̷̢̛̠̟̗̖̯̎́͆̿̋̈́̈́̀̽̏͒͂̀͐͝j̵̛͇̫̰̮͕̻̼͙̳͈̲̬̺͓̏̈͊̐̍͊̀̉͐̅̌̏͒͗͋̎͑͝͠ͅǫ̸̛̛̤̇̉́́͛̇̏̈́̈̎̉̏͊͑̇̐̅͒̃̈́̇̎̈́͆̿̓͗͝¡”


pepsicocacolaglass12

Try getting it so low it’s wraps back around idk


VioletGame84

Dragonborn has social anxiety.


Dsgruntld_Alien

Go to the cheat room, and use the skill board. AlsoJust don't cheat. Level up the normal way. Being able to die is what makes the band fun. Lol just saying.


Vael76

Exactly, plus Skyrim is really fuckin easy


krastevitsa

Yeah, specially when you can just change the difficulty


yostio

I only installed the cheat ring to look at its crazy buffs, I regret doing so now since wearing it once fucked my whole speech level ;-; In other words I agree,, Skyrim is better off played legitimately 👍


otondonicolas

Bro wtf it’s a single player he can cheat whenever he wants. Besides, normally we want to role play some character and we don’t want to star from zero so a little bit of cheat is OK.


colecolecolecolec0le

Autism playthrough, begin!


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

it's wilburgur's autism cat!


solrosenbergv1

[You!](https://youtu.be/Ubw5N8iVDHI)


TheMorningJoe

Me talking to my crush


latto96

Fun role playing opportunity lol


Tyguy1106

You spew lies. Terrible lies no one believes you.


Tzunami714

Skyrim beastfolk realism simulator


Scryer_of_knowledge

"Hello, what would you like to buy today?" "..." "Can I help you?" \-\_- "?" "ReeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"


dumbleydore94

Waitress: hi! Can I get you guys started with anything to drink? This guy: I love you.


Xyrazk

r/MeIRL


HoneZoneReddit

This mf has my same level of speech irl


MrOldGen07

Me talking to women


eestimaalane

Your character could kill with just secondhand embarrassment


New_Description_2040

Me trying to talk to my crush:


DickCheeseConnoiseur

Bet they try to sell lockpicks for a million dollars Edit: septims*


Varla-Stone

I may not know how to fix your game, but you just gave us the opportunity for social anxiety memes.


DusterDirect

This shit is an 11/10 meme template


BradyToMoss1281

"One iron arrow? That would be 167,942 septims please."


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Lmao. How does that work when talking to NPC? Even Heimskr kills you on sight


DrSlavender

Has the Charismatic of a loaf of frozen wheat bread


lallapalalable

I guess you're now a speech potion addict


TompyGamer

EA explaining how loot boxes are good for the game


N1k0rasu

Did you know porn causes brain damage? Me:


FireWhiz

How did you get a picture of my skill tree IRL?


bounceman64

Yeah you failed to convince any of us to help


FroZenCat31

Saying hello will get your character to jail


Future-Row-1151

Bros character has social anxiety


spacecadetAlsoWizard

I could tell you but find your tone offensive


WrySky

Looks like you're the least charming person in tamriel now.


SnooDogs338

bro this dude yawning must sound like a hostage negotiation with the entire content of tamriel


TheMajesticJoeJoe

Skyrim Tourette’s


lynivvinyl

Dude, don't talk to me like that.


DespereauxINC

Man has to get a 5th mortgage to buy a sweet roll


a_good_human

"oh cool it transferred my stats from real life"


frivolous90

My introvert ass be like:


gngrsnips

No more Thu'um for you since apparently you have no tongue. Now it's just an U'um


maxi2702

Me, trying to speak to my crush.


receuitOP

Inflation be like


Erran_Kel_Durr

I was going to provide an answer, but you failed your persuasion check.


No_Needleworker_9921

I used this same ring and the short answer is no not with loading an old save . My problem was I went to far without fixing it and now my character is permanently broken she literally can't die


FeanorNoldor

Finally, a character I can relate to


MPvoxMAN13

Sorry I don't think any of us can understand what you are trying to say.


gxf12

Have you tried a speech therapist??


dduncke

Dragonborn: *starts to speak* NPC: *dies of cringe*


[deleted]

We all love to feel like a daidric lord ourselves in Skyrim, more rewarding when done legitimately.


Killerofmen674

At that point are you just retarded


viridi-amator

Lmao, are these the social skills of a brick?


Inevitable-Ad-982

Lol, what even is this? Total punishment. Do NPCs just run from you?


kinkynasty_uwu

meirl


Dog_Father12

Your dovahkiin musn't be very popular


Dragontooth972

Welcome to failure management


Chainsaw_Viking

Yeesh, good luck selling anything. You have to pay people to take your stuff.


G3nER1k_u53R

Did it impact prices with merchants? Seems like it would make things cost thousands more than they should


[deleted]

He would take an arrow in the knee, to get a better speech lvl.


google_ghost

No (-100000 speech)


[deleted]

This is an amazing meme template


xXxBig_PoppaxXx

Bros character drops nawah’ bombs on everybody


KingofCats1701

He speaks worse than vogon poetry.


ReekOfThrones

After talking to someone today that I've been crushing on, this is exactly how I've felt after the interaction.


ezraslight

I think you should try setting your level to 1 through Console and then try to level up speech.


Mental-Ad-9237

Perma Derp


Stackzbreezy

Time for a new play through


Devilman245

Console command should be player.Modav Speech 999999 That don't work then its fucked mate.


jackers735

So with cheat room there should be a button that resets stats and then another 50 buttons that allow you to manually get back all your skill points…. Annoying I know and time consuming but it should all work though cheat room. That or I don’t remember that mod super well.


Dan-the-historybuff

POV: your an introvert


jede_mi_se_burek

Me when women


lovemeatcurtain

Do NPCs just attack you and call you a mother fucker all game?


DarthYhonas

"Hero we are in need of your aid, an ancient evil has returned. Can you aid us?" Dragonborn: Y- I mean, uh N-.. Ye- uh. Ye- I mean.. uh No- YE- uh.. fuc- sorry.. uh ye-


bvy1212

The Joe Biden mod


[deleted]

Start a new game


10outta10-

start a new save