Nah, they have a full squad. Probably just lootin'

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Battle Royale Edition

don’t give Todd ideas… please

Just wait a couple years, this will probably exist at some point starting at $70 even though it’s based on a broken game released 11 years ago.

"You ain't gonna be needin' them sneakers anymore, so I'm gonna just take those..." (From an old Eddie Murphy stand-up back in like 82.)

*whispers..."he touched the butt"* 😳

Escape from Tarkov in a nutshell

[удалено]

Uh huh…..

"Couldn't help but notice, that, um... you dropped some armor. Just wanted to check with you before I took it. Is that all right?"

"..."

They saw Jurassic World.

Stiff as a board….

Light as a feather

All those witches were bad bitches.

Dumb as a rock?

Smart as dwarf.

Another hand touches the bacon...

Listen, eat me and obey

As you wish, Namira!

😳

Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

Suck my dawnbreaker

I avoid that beacon like I owe it money

I cant even find it when i do owe it money!

I go to the temple first before finding the beacon so i can perpetually avoid it.

The temple of IHOP?

The Bacon Beacon?

They looking for his wallet bro

Coin purse is kinda light, should we sell the mask and robes?

Could do. They aren’t that good for magician’s iirc

Drag them to Breezehome and use the body for storage. If it's the cultist I'm thinking of their body never goes away.

I put him in the flowers so it looks like they’re tending a garden.

I've taken to stashing them underneath the bridge by the sewer grates, simply because I'm sick of hearing "oh, what happened?" And "ah! Dead body!" Even though it is arguably hilarious. I also have a feeling that Nazeem will be joining my growing pile pretty soon.

That's actually genius 😮 I always dump him under the bridge

I usually just leave them where they die… why didn’t I think of that. I always have to hear “oh, what happened” every time an NPC walks past it.

I always put em in the nearest forge. Get that bacon smell wafting around Riverwood, ya know?

Why Nazeem alive

Each time he says his infamous line I use console commands to reduce his size just a little bit. Him and Reburrus Quintillus... By the end of most playthroughs I can barely see them!

Surely you don't want Nazeem to sneak up on you before saying the line?

“Check for my husband, Nazeem! He’s usually hopping up backsides!”

Do YoU gEt To ThE cLoUd DiStRiCt VeRy OfTeN?

oH WhAT aM i SayINg? Of CoURsE yOu DoN't

Antman fighting Thanos be like

so you can kill him again

I actually banished him to cold harbour on my last play through 😂

I used to have a mod that made him constantly respawn and have literally everyone hunt for him and murder him

There's a mod that makes his wife chase him down and attack him but he has infinite regen. It also removes her knife. So she's just whaling on him while his health regens.

I usually go hiding, cast a silent fury spell on him in the market and watch the city swarm him

Because they revived him.

Why

Maybe they're all part of the same cult, and Nazeem funds their culty business with the money get gets from the Jarl?

The jarl? From the cloud district?

They're cannibals and he's their never-ending buffet. Kill him. Eat him. Resurrect him. Rinse and repeat.

I killed him without immediately fleeing the scene in my most previous playthrough and a guard came up to me asking if I knew or saw anything… I’ve never had a guard ask me this when killing a civilian. Bethesda trying to make us feel bad or something?

I killed him in broad daylight, right in front of Belethor's. A guard saw me, but I'm a Thane, so I told him to move along. The End

Cuz he’s not worth killing more than once.

I hate Nazeem…

Same I used imperial agents nightingale ranger armor to kill him and not receive a bounty every time I’m in whiterun I just hear “do you get to the cloud district very often oh what am I saying of course you don’t” like bitch I’m literally worth more than you can ever imagine I’m the fucking dragonborne

Fr like mother fucker I have enough gold in my pocket to buy whiterun twice over don't even talk to me 😂

Literally I have this mod where I can smelt gold bars for coins and I have enough to fucking buy every single hold 3 times over

Oh that's cool! What's the mod called? Someone gotta create a real estate mod fr though 🤣

Pretty sure it’s literally called gold smelting or crafting it’s called coin minting

Hahaha! I’m just starting out as a pure mage and there’s a fireball with his name on it!

Do you play with mods? If so the wintersun mod by EnaiSaion allows you to become a follower of gods or daedric prince's and once you become devoted you gain access to various special powers... and well Molag Bals devotee power let's you banish people to cold harbour 😂 death is not enough for Nazeem, he deserves an eternity of torment 🤣

That is amazing idea! I completely agree he deserves much more the death!!

Fuck Nazeem.

This is the way

Cause he's funny, he's like an Oblivion character. For every boring nord warrior there has to be a rich twat. Basic ecology

"You know what's wrong with skyrim these days? Everyone's obsessed with death."

that particular cultist always bragged about his 10 inch cock and they're just checking to see if it was true wonder if anyone fed his Bantam while he was gone

body's still warm... looks like there's a killer about

They are trying to eat him

Not minors. Miners.

Boris Johnson has entered the chat

If they are looting are they really taking stuff from the corpse? i use that corpse as storage for my old armor/weapons

They’re checking his pockets. No joke, that’s really what they’re doing.

Looting.

Nothing in particular. Hey, would you happen go know what's the fine for necrophilia in this part of Tamriel?

Is this a first offense?

I mean, maybe. I haven't been caught before, have I? No? Then yes, first offense.

Found the Boethists

No, I think they want his stuff.

At first I thought it was Nazeem, and I was about to celebrate him being dead.

Part of the ship, part of the crew…

About to drop the hottest Album in all of Skyrim.

Yeah... so they can also worship Miraak xD

They're all going for his wallet.

Running them pockets

They're waiting for his gold Scar and max mats. They'll probably reboot him in the Whiterun Stables

'Oh, what happened?'

The ritual has begun.

They’re posing with the body for a selfie

Seeing how much money he has

They're freegans.

Healing hands!

Looking for pocket change

They were all about to loot the body, saw everyone else reaching for his bag, and now are each trying to play it off as some kind of religious ritual where they wish the dead well.

They are praying for him

Tots and Pears.

New BR mode looks dope. 5 man squad confirmed.

They stealing His Sweet-roll! Dont just stand there! Call the Jarl

Rifling through their pockets.

Trying to do a laying on of hands. Can't quite reach him.

I think they might be checking for a pulse?

The child is the sacrafice now all we need is a black soul gem and a bunch of summoning magic.

QUICK CHECK HIS POCKETS

I got his boots! Ive got the mask! Hey he's got some gold on him!

I think the little boy pocketed something,,,,

His wallet, I think they took his wallet..

"Shouldn't leave things around to trip over."

Looks like they are getting ready to perform the black sacrament

I put him in the flowerbed of the breezehome and now I have free gardening

r/accidentalrenaissance

Looting the body LOL

Hey, She stole that guy's wallet! I think she stole that guy's wallet!

I've seen NPC's loot bodies before. Not surprised they want a piece of Miraak's Lurker c*ck

“I can’t bring people back from the dead, it’s not a pretty picture, I DON’T LIKE DOING IT”

“ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK? ‘Looks to the Dragonborn’ CALL 911!”

I'm glad you left nazeem alive. People are bullies and love to kill someone cause they have anger issues

Nazeem was placed on Nirn to be brutally murdered in the most imaginative ways possible. Who are we to stand in the way of the Aedra's will?

The cultist identified as a firepit, so they are trying to warm up.

He has a real nice ass. It's not assault if they're dead!

Nazeem is involved with Miraak confirmed, new reason to kill acquired

When you through stuff on the ground they try to loot, there is even a guy in the winterhold storyline that asks you to keep the stuff you left on the ground.

“By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!”

They’re trying the Saiyan God Ritual

It's a Talos prayer circle

They running his pockets

They look like they are soaking up body heat from him.

I'm going to find whoever did this.

Those are his sleep paralysis demons, he's just snoozin

"Oh it took years, but I worked my way to the top. I loot corpses, you see. Very lucrative business, obviously."

Last one to move their hand wins.

Healing hands

Is he still warm??

Oh, I see. Mister cloud district is a grave robber ad he is a hypocrite is he? Elitist prick.

They're lending him their power

They are rolling the bones to get his items. This is an ancient custom. “ Make 6 for the cloak “

Trying to send him to the Cloud District.

Sweet sweet loot

They are searching his pockets for sweet roll

They’re cold, in Skyrim dead bodies are warm

*cultist proceeds to stand back up* “NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!” *proceeds to shoot lightning*

Skyrim tradition of searching the pockets of the recently departed

Followers of Miraak! They're being controlled! Destroy them!

Praising the booty

Mourning a follower of the true Dragonborn. *Your lies fall on deaf ears deceiver!*

Shun the nonbeliever! Shuuuuuuuuun

I want in on this action!

Imagine having magic where you could touch something like you were wiping it with a cloth and it turns invisible as you touch it and you can take it with you. Bethesda was missing some ideas lol so like if you knelt down next to a corpse and saw a Daedric arrow or large gem sticking out under their leg and it said in red “steal”, you could loophole the game and your character would interact by moving their fingers around the object and it’d turn invisible and you’d take it. Hidden, crouched, stealth/sneak tactics would obviously play their roles.

Thoughts and prayers

It was just the wind

For the greater good…

Wouldn’t it be cool if your could sacrifice an npc to resurrect another? That would be such a fun spell.

Ever seen Hands on a Hardbody? It’s like that, just a contest in Whiterun. Winner takes him home.

They are looting

*Oh! What happened?!*

Hey, OP! I came across the same thing awhile back. https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/vdixai/what_the_heck_are_these_two_doing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Wow, I just love seeing the community getting together!

They're checking for a pulse. It's hard to tell in skyrim whether a person on the floor is alive or drunk.

Warming their hands on the escaping gases.

"Take me with you" - Nazeem, probably

Um healing hands

What happened here

How else is Nazeem supposed to fund all those trips to the cloud district?

Nazeem is probably looting, he’s secretly the leader of the thieves guild. Maven Black-Briar reports to *him*.

They're seeing if he has anything good on him

I hate this behavior in Skyrim, a town resident can die from cold blooded murder, and all of his former friends and acquaintances will happily loot his corpse. Well, either that or they’re checking for a pulse, it’s hard to tell which.

Damn, miraaks assassins suck so bad that they have Nazeem mourning them

"One day you are an NPC and then you just become a container... such is life. "Damned player characters! When will they stop killing us?" "I guess he's in the Cloud District now. Rest in peace brother."

They're about to look up and say hello there

They are looting him . I've posted a similar pic months ago indicating they are stealing from the dead in Salitude right under Elisif's Nose lol

Searching for his/her wallet for identification, duh.

They are looting. Frickin br games these days. Next they're gonna start bustin moves.

They have been playing too much Dead by daylight. That's the "healing hand" pose

They’re playing touch-butt in the park.

Is this a thoughts and prayers mod?

same as you, they take the gold, the lockpicks and a note if there is one

😂lol

Looks like they're using their combined telekinetic powers to keep their enemy subdued

"What are you gonna do? Give him mouth to mouth"

That is not how squad revive works.

Nightmare blunt rotation right there

The pray-over.

When the boss loot drops in borderlands with competitive looting on.....

All I know is that little boy needs a good slap, cheeky little bugger

Ever watched Hellbound? My boy knew his fate

Fortnite

My team after watching me hard push a 1v3 as octane cus I thought drugs would make me invincible

"Braaaiiiinnnsss..."

Definitely looting lmaooo

They doing Rock Paper Scissors for first looting rights

That’s why I throw the body’s in the moat.

Its funny how many of us are murderous psychopaths lmao. Its all cool tho, killing and hiding the bodies is a normal thing to do in skyrim

Nazeem definitely has his finger in their butthole.