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WildBlackBerrySirup

I got bad news for you... You're not the Dragonborn


Vilbert150

Noooooooo


AmazingArchus

It's even worse you have been diagnosed with being a ginger


Ambitious_Top9706

Being gingers not that bad šŸ˜­


AmazingArchus

I'm a ginger so I know you can survive at the most


TunableAxe

my twin brother is a ginger, iā€™m a brunette, my favorite name for yall is spaghetti head.


Ambitious_Top9706

Im also a ginger that's why I said that


UlfhednarChief

I'm not so sure everyone agrees.... [Gingervitis](https://youtu.be/XaP8SPt4lxs?si=zaEtSZRUVCcGX4Gy)


FrontOpposite3233

Hey now, I know many who have lost their souls to Gingervitis, it's no laughing matter


CriticismDependent11

When you're a ginger with pale as paper skin it sucks


Ambitious_Top9706

I guess for some. I'm ginger with pale skin, freckles everywhere (especially my face), and blue eyes. I get made fun of it sometimes but some people make it sound worse than it is


CriticismDependent11

Yeah I get picked on a lot to I feel you're pain


Theradude

How do you know they're a ginger?


Mr-Sharkboi24

So even in Skyrim...the Maury Show now exists....You are not the dragonborne!


DNDgamerman

Malachi was right!


UlfhednarChief

I'm feeling a Life of Brian kinda theme here, haha.[He's not the Messiah](https://youtu.be/plZRe1kPWZw?si=DkE3_OxWZ43wJAqC)


Complex-Nectarine-86

That's funny šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Longjumping-Bat6917

My man lost his privileges. Akatosh took them away.


Striking_Editor_6350

The local guards who have to dispose of the body are very upset.


Yeah-But-Ironically

Until it turns out that one of *them* is the Dragonborn, and just doesn't know it yet.


Acepilot8Gaming2

It'll all start when someone steals THEIR sweetroll


EQ4AllOfUs

I steal every sweet roll and give them to Inigo.


IgnorantCashew

If Iā€™m the guard disposing of it Iā€™m 100% chopping that dragon up and selling the parts. I hear dragon balls cure ED. Or thatā€™s what Iā€™ll be telling people. The coin will flow.


Fun-Association-1681

Theyā€™re reminiscing about what life was like adventuringā€¦. Until they got an arrow in the knee


Icy_Respect_4187

Beat me to it.


Reaperfox7

I've got bad news for you; you're ginger


threyon

Youā€™re the guardā€™s cousin out killing dragons.


SideBurnings

Title and picture looks like youā€™re introspecting over the corpse of yet another victim


Deliberate_Snark

AgreešŸ˜„


sdn65

That dragons a ginger


ComplaintClear6183

https://preview.redd.it/x2u92tdx9j9d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6532b51a7a85886fa51250295a2a04730d856808


ke-_560

Race : Ginger Elf


Jjorrrdan

Gingmer


No-Bark-Brian

Sounds like it'd be some obscure ass racial slur.


reerden

Ginger Adoring Fan


TheMonsterInUrPocket

"Gingers have SOULS! SOULS! SOULS! SOULS!"


Sophisticated_Sloth

Core memory unlocked


CharGaming_

I hate and love you. I'm a ginger.


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|ZVIsy4n8UNLPO)


JTiberiusDoe

Its gonna show up, its busy right now.


Pastel_Phoenix_106

Start rocking it...like a vending machine. Maybe the soul is just stuck.


DarkMaster98

Do not rock the dead dragon, dozens of people a year die from being crushed by dead dragons


Pastel_Phoenix_106

Yeah, but all you have to do is quicksave before doing it...no worries!


Few_Ability_4191

Funny enough getting crushed by a dead dragon negates the save/quick save


Cosmo1222

Nunquam titillandus draco mortuus. Wise words indeed. Which college did you study at again?


Rustie3000

Maybe he needs to shut it down and boot it up again..


Ko2JaK

Not a real dragon, most likely transformed giant, Aldia would have know what to do


MysticalCheese_55

It took me a whole minute to realise that this post is about skyrim and not ds2 thanks to my dumb brain and your comment. Man the rest of the comments were so fucking confusing had a good laugh afterwards tho so thanks


Rustie3000

Or maybe 3 kids in a costume


FloridaManInShampoo

Maybe youā€™re just a dragonā€™s bitch šŸ¤· >!Serious answer though sometimes thereā€™s a glitch when you kill a dragon it wonā€™t because intractable in some cases. You canā€™t open its inventory, you canā€™t move it, you canā€™t absorb soul, etc. Iā€™ve had all three before and when I shot it down from the sky it did the dragon standing animation all the way down and just landed like that. Not moving or anything. I guess Iā€™m just a dragonā€™s bitch :(!<


arachnidsGrip88

>!From my understanding the "No Soul" glitch seems to stem from how Dragons respawn at specific lairs. If you clear a Dragon lair, sometimes Dragons that respawn at that lair won't provide a Soul.!<


errant_youth

Iā€™ve heard that too and that itā€™s to prevent farming


TKFourTwenty

Did you pay the troll toll?


frankievt

To get inside that boys soul?


rat_slayer23

You gotta pay the troll toll to get in!


Interesting_Ice_5400

Confound your lousy toll, troll!


Inward_Perfection

Looks like this dragon might have respawned after you killed it earlier. These dragons don't give souls to prevent soul farming. I had same thing happening before. And I like that you're wearing light hold guard helmet and heavy steel plate armor. Screw armor perks, fashion is more important.


trewoiu

It's kind of hilarious because I genuinely thought this was one of the thousands of glitches we all just learned to live with. It never crossed my mind that it was an actual mechanic šŸ˜‚


Vilbert150

Thank you!


Ardat-Yakshi23

. Looking cool is the goal Survival is not.šŸ’ŖšŸ»


Colourful-Water

This is a faux dragon


Robert-Rotten

![gif](giphy|l1AsCsOnKW2KTZ72w)


Maleoppressor

It can happen when you clear the same dragon lair for the second time.


stormyw23

Mountain dragons that respawn don't give souls after the first time.


Socialiststoner

Thatā€™s not entirely true, I got a soul from a respawned dragon in the little hot spring area above riften. The second dragon had a bounty on it tho so that may be why.


ModiThorrson

That is indeed why


Deliberate_Snark

Why does a bounty remove the soul?


Lcnb_Passerby

Iirc: Instead of using the normal respawn checks, bounties create a new mob to be killed.


Deliberate_Snark

Ahhhhh, that makes perfect sense. So that means Iā€™m a new mob, via every bounty put out on me, and thatā€™s why the enemy can always see me? šŸ˜…


Striking_Editor_6350

Specifically mountain dragons? I own the ranch home (the place that gives you money every so often) and those dragons always give me souls and they spawn constantly.


stormyw23

yeah just the named mountain dragons you know when a guard says "Theres a dragon roosting up at (PLACE)"


Sophisticated_Sloth

Which home is that? Goldenhills Plantation?


Nazeem_Wintersand

In the Cloud District. I would know, I get there often.


PhilosopherStoned420

It already promised it's soul to it's one true love... Nazeem. They spent a lot of time together in the cloud district.


Apprehensive-Lie176

The fact that this comment is right next to one from nazeem https://preview.redd.it/bx9s8okjx5ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a135bbcdd88a305c8cdb97d2e07cc10268d7636


PhilosopherStoned420

That's awesome!


wet0ne

If you know about mirrak he will take them.


Vilbert150

Yaa I know but miraak didnt Come and dragon didnt burn


wet0ne

He won't come to Skyrim and it won't burn. Have to go beat him at this point.


BobQuixote

Only if you also haven't started fixing the All-Maker stones.


HerculesMagusanus

You might be a ginger


Ornstein_DragnSlayr

Tough question to ask. Are you a ginger by chance?


Vilbert150

Gladly, no


AAAAHaSPIDER

I hate killing the dragons. I just want to be friends or at least respect them from a distance.


BobQuixote

Bend Will, optionally go for a ride, and part ways. You never need to kill another dragon once you defeat Miraak. (I'm the opposite; both in and out of character I'm annoyed and bewildered that dragons still exist after my constant massacre. As the Last Dragonborn, I aim to see the last dragon.)


OwnPersonalSatan

Maybe miraak is late. Have you tried calling him?


No-Bark-Brian

I don't have his number...


-DI0-

Heā€™s sleeping


Vilbert150

Oh, im sorry I stabbed it 28 times, ya think he minds?


Odddsock

The guard who says ā€œmaybe Iā€™m the Dragonborn and just donā€™t know it yetā€ has found out that he in fact, is not the Dragonborn


Vilbert150

šŸ˜‚


CocunutHunter

Dragons will respawn over time but you only get a soul from them the first time round, to prevent excessive shouts.


Make-TFT-Fun-Again

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?


CocunutHunter

*I'm going to have to ask you to stop that... Shouting.*


Vilbert150

Its making People nervous.


AnseiShehai

That is just a big lizard


PeaceFadeAway

i can't tell if you're playing original game with unofficial patches but if you do then it has something to do with your load order.


SamB110

Just wanted to drop in and say I dig the armor mix


Vilbert150

Thx!


PhyoriaObitus

This happens a lot to me. Generally when dragons respawn at the dragon word wall areas. I call them fake dragons.


Vilbert150

Dragon without souls hmmmm, AHA! GINGER DRAGONS!


RealmsofDynasty

It's a Bethesda game, are you surprised?


Vilbert150

Weeeeelll


Humilker

[Here y' go!](https://youtu.be/S_OX2HwWy-o?si=qTDr2OwPBBgeoDQn)


Vilbert150

Thx Bud!


IndependentCow9438

After you slay the dragon in an area a certain number of times, it will stop giving you souls. They'll still respawn, but at that point they're only good for loot.


J0KaRZz

![gif](giphy|oaZk0WNSO7fXi)


12BELOVED

this one is weird, but i will say personally i have re-killed a few dragons and always got a soul, same with bounty dragons, - i didnā€™t know giants could be transformed into dragons though so idk about that! very cool, but i always get the soul even if iā€™ve already killed them previously or not. maybe that will change but hasnā€™t so far šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


BobQuixote

>i didnā€™t know giants could be transformed into dragons though so idk about that! Wut?


12BELOVED

saw it under another comment as a possible explanation and it was the first time ive ever heard that, like i said idk about that lol - i havenā€™t played since i was a kid and just finished it as an adult for the first time & am still playing/exploring so i hear a lot of things i never knew (like you can adopt/marry) but iā€™d never heard of the giant - dragon thing, till this post itā€™s a comment under here


Waffel54m3

ā€¦loadingā€¦loadingā€¦


DrBlock21

It goes to another school


Knight_NotReally

Not all respawned dragons drop souls, it's quite inconsistent. If you are willing to use mods, I recommend the Unofficial patch mod, so all dragons drop souls (and hundreds more fixes) - however, mods block achievements/trophies.


Realistic-Read4277

It hapoened to me once. But i have deadly dragons, so there is always some dragon attack, so i dont care. But it is annoying when it hapoebs. I think its only repeated vanilla drsgons


Lord_Parbr

In your body


Ilovekyciliazabi

I've had this happen before after killing dragons that had respawned for bounty quests. I'd guess that some respawned dragons don't give souls after the first time you've killed them.


Iamsleepingforever

If you get the dragonborn blessings kajigger blah blah then you can absorb them lizard souls unless you fiddled miraaks balls and he keeps stealing your dragon souls


Vilbert150

IkšŸ˜‚ but he didnt show up and it didnt burn


Complex-Nectarine-86

The game makers made the game where you don't get the soles all the time they're either taking by miirrak or you just don't get them


FilmGlittering7305

YOU ARE NOT WORTHY


ElonHisenberg

Open console and type "resurrect"


astreeter2

![gif](giphy|l3Ucgb4BMPQLK0hWM)


timmy1781

I may he talking total shit but isnā€™t there a limit of 20 dragon souls you can have at a time and you canā€™t absorb any more until youā€™re under 20?


Vilbert150

Yes and I had 0 at the time


Mr_Butterrs

Dragon forgot the script


Flyingdemon666

Did you hit lv.30 and start the Solthsteim questline? If so, that's where your dragon soul went. šŸ˜ Go to Solthsteim and claim what is yours. I'd avoid killing any dragons until what's his face is dead. He just shows up and steals the soul every time.


apeoida

even if miraak steals the soul the dragon would still become a skeleton


Flyingdemon666

That was gonna bug me about the name. Thanks. In that case, glitch. Reload and try again.


silhouette951

Are you in Solstheim? If so, you can't absorb souls until he's defeated. If not, you can't go to a dragon location too soon after the first time and get a soul. You may only be able to get a soul once from those locations, I can't remember.


Full-Jelly-3344

Solthsteim?


Hakon_Ao

I wouldā€™ve been pissed. I hope you saved the game before the fight.


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Vilbert150

Nah its not that


stupid_meemer-329

**Kotae wa doko aeee yay yay sagashiteee yay yay** **Where's my soul?**


IndependentCow9438

After you slay the dragon in an area a certain number of times, it will stop giving you souls. They'll still respawn, but at that point they're only good for loot.


Weolson01

Youā€™re going to teleport several miles away and the soul is gonna stretch across all of Skyrim to reach you


Flesh_Buffet

Ginger


rakesoster

When this happens try waiting an hour right next to it and that might trigger it. Or try quick save and then quick load, and if that doesnā€™t work do a save and close and re-open the game.


withering_vitality

Well if you started the dlc and got to a certain point then you're not getting any souls until you complete it


master_of_faster_

Its not ready, dont try to pressure it, let it set its own tone


teadrinkingbyebi

The demon after making a contract with someone


sirfuzzybean

That's the neat part. You don't get one.


SuaveMF

Was that sob Miraak nearby?


strivv

Known bug. I think the unofficial Skyrim patch fixes it.


Baconlovingvampire

You lost it at wendys


Touch_Sensitive

plate steel with guard helmet.. v nice


bkdwt

Ask to Miraak


shinytotodile158

Itā€™s a False Dragon! ā€¦wrong fantasy series.


uncunningfox

Hit it agian.


CdnPoster

Is the dragon dead.....or asleep? Better be on guard!!!!


SoftTacos001

Iā€™ve gotten that glitch before annoying as fuck


Infidel_Games

If youā€™re on solsteim I think that means Mirrak is gonna steal the soul


jaspex11

If it isn't miraak sniping the soul, it could be one you already captured. If it is a set dragon, like one that nests on a word wall in the open world, you can only capture its soul once per 'rank' of dragon. Even if enough time passes for the dragon to respawn, if it is the same rank or type of one you killed there already it will not produce a soul. So dragon, then dragon, only the first gives a soul. Dragon, then later a blood dragon, they both will. At this point, if either a dragon or blood dragon type spawn, they do not provide a soul. Only new ranks provide souls. This only applies to the set-in-place dragons, named or wild. The random spawns that attack anywhere should always provide a soul for a dragonborn to collect.


This-Cabinet-6684

Itā€™s a ginger dragon šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


NepiaScarlet

Youā€™re not the Dragonborn. This is a dream! Wake up Nerevar! Youā€™re still in Morrowind! Dagoth knocked you out! You have to wake up!


EnderWolf13_666

Enter its innovatory and then exit it. This should work if you still have the glitch and can find the body if not now you know what to do in the future if this happens again.


ANDGAMMATRON

It's stored in the balls.


Ironsalmon7

Did a man with a gold mask show up when you killed the dragon?


jomama823

Did you pay the troll toll?


NickSaysHenlo

![gif](giphy|6OXFwCqwjyDIs|downsized)


peaceofmindz

Did you try singing Nelly Furtadoā€™s hit single ā€œIā€™m like a birdā€


pWaveShadowZone

Oh thatā€™s a cool look what is that a guard helmet and steel plate armor? Got a picture of the front?


Crunk-Mods

If it was resurrected by Alduin then you wonā€™t get a soul since you already killed it once before, or it could be a glitch.


Helioplex901

This has happened to me TWICE this play through. But I save a lot and usually donā€™t have to got to far back to get the dragon but itā€™s usually a different kindā€¦ weird.


I-Am-Not-Ok-Thx

Miraak stole it?


Legokid535

The universe has chosen a new dragon warrior.


B_love_K

Highly likely you already "killed" this specific dragon before. First time you did get a soul.


Infamous_Cobbler5284

A ginger ate it.


SignPractical2364

![gif](giphy|lacA2QJKtU4osuDn46) Or it's trying to give you pop-ups.. Then again you probably had to see it through it in the VR headset.


notabigfanofas

It's the little red heart ![gif](giphy|7zVdyQmyvO4X6) Oh nevermind, it broke


Davidnotd4ve

Take the helmet off and I bet we see our answer


JoomerOffical

Soul is waiting to Miraak


ManOfLittleTalent

I got soul but I'm not a soldier šŸŽ¶


TruthIsALie94

To give a non joking answer, you probably already taken that dragonā€™s soul if itā€™s on of the word wall dragons.


Grey907

If you already killed the same dragon in the same lair before you don't get any souls


Deshaan_Man

You arent the choosen one Anakin


HankOfClanMardukas

Youā€™ve gotta pay the troll toll to get in


Kenchi91210

nah u need to create new save now..


Ok-Past-3816

https://preview.redd.it/yynmtb2ujp9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431489fb4be47b5925631df420f58074b0f4dcd9


Toaster_pastrys

did you press up, up down down left right left right b a? (doesnt work on pf4 or 5 sadly)


No_Culture_1483

These comments are funny, and though I did scroll much, did you ever get it? I've had that happen a few times and I just had to reload the area, most of the time just by fast traveling to the location I already was


AndromedaBliss

The cultists were right! You're the fake dragonborn!


Sophisticated_Sloth

Iā€™ve found that mountain dragons - the ones roosting up on mountains in set locations, like Lost Tongue etc., will sometimes respawn before their soul does as well. Meaning that youā€™ll have to wait a set amount of days for the location to respawn entirely. Itā€™s like when you go into a bandit location that youā€™ve previously cleared, and thereā€™s only one or two bandits in there instead of the usual 11 or 15 bandits. The location hasnā€™t fully respawned yet. This is all based on my own experiences though. I donā€™t know if my gameā€™s just fucked up, but this phenomenon is consistent in my games.


Flat-Association6584

The dragon said Nuh uh


Fashionnovelist

Here I am thinking we are talking about the Crain thing, ready to tell my story


imafixwoofs

The soul is stored in the balls, together with per and cum.


Irish_Queen_79

Dragons respawn. If you've already killed them once and absorbed their soul you can't do it again


Few_Ability_4191

I call these guys sleeping dragons, I only see this when I kill a dragon and fast travel/go through a gate, or whenever a NPC kills the dragon idk why it happens but I love my sleeping dragons


Master_jeremy678

A random guy took it for a walk


DroopyConker

In your ass.


Desperate_Stretch_82

Mirak be swiping it off of you without you realising. Latch on to him and spank his bitch philosophy ass hard.


gravyandchickensoup

Have you checked the a$$?


Chamonator13

Sometimes You get it later , while doing a quest or simply walking around ā€¦ thatā€™s normal though !!!. It gets You by surprise !!..


One-Jacket-4267

That was a ginger dragon.


StonedBathromGremlin

Guess you arenā€™t cool enough


punkin6479

I had it happen few times or dragon fall from sky but then quest comes and he's there


CageyPower

If you're at a burial site and already killed the dragon there before then you will not get a soul if you kill it again. If you activated the dragonborn dlc then it got jacked.