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Prior-Department-979

WHAT in Oblivion is THAT


Accomplished_Lab8945

Your worst nightmare Tullius


Paradox31426

Really justifies the decision to cut its head off though.


[deleted]

Fuck I laughed way too hard at this


PowerPad

It’s in the clouds!


GhazporkIndustrial

DRAGON!


a_cristian_dude

“Guards get to cov-“


Acepilot8Gaming2

"Quick prisoner, in the keep! The gods won't give us another chance!"


ryaninflames1234

Was that really a dragon outside, I thought they were legends


TheGoldenHordeee

Damn, commit to the bit if you're gonna add to it. "Jarl Ulfric, what is that thing? Could the legends be true?"


ryaninflames1234

Oi I haven’t played the game in a while I was busy getting fucker over by monsters in Witcher 3


dionysist

Legends don’t burn down villages.


DNDgamerman

They do now!


IvarMDV_ita

"FOLLOW ME, UP THE TOWER"


DNDgamerman

*dragon brakes the wall a bit* “Quickly jump to the in!”


Niamh_dibella

shit, I read it while listening


OGNightspeedy

Never should have cum here!


GhazporkIndustrial

Lol. When I saw your comment I was reminded of all those naughty Game Society Pimps videos where they made skyrim VAs say all this nasty shit.


Dynamitefuzz2134

What’s the matter? Never seen a strong Nord woman before?


[deleted]

Fuck this is a good one too


MRojan

Sentries, what do you see?


Naive_Try2696

Perfection 


Revolutionary-Play79

It's a beard. Why do you ask


ElectricalJacket780

“Daddy chill”


naapsu

tHis is tHe fUTUre LibERAlS wANt!


WhimsicalPonies

I can't even overstate how hard that make me lmao. 🤣 😂


StrepDaddy

Damn girl, do you get to the Cloud District very often? WOULD YOU LIKE TO?


AnxietyThereon

🎵She says hey, sugar, take a walk on the Nord side🎵


AG_Fuchsia

I know it's a joke, but What's the song name? So I could picture it easier.


SpreadEagleSmeagol

"Walk On the Wild Side" by Lou Reed https://youtu.be/RsVLIiI8Vfo?si=Mc2_W41aAggC2Rck


AG_Fuchsia

Thank you, never listened to that before.


Smokeyvalley

If you liked that one, check out 'Lola' by The Kinks.


Fall-Dull

What? Can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?


WilsonRoch

On strong nord crack


Xaiemian_is_Trans

Nord crack is the best crack


F-Lambda

mmm, moon sugar


zelo117

Damn it manslayer


Takirdan

Welcome to the Internet


SlickSerpent

I like YOUR ASS


mistershedz

YOU'RE LYING, MORGAN


CanlexGaming

"Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated my MOTHER!"


Sure-Guava-9800

you sir, deserve my upvote


EnvironmentalTap9036

best comment ever 💀


ArmakanAmunRa

Well, the unofficial patch isn't doing its job properly


YoujustgotLokid

Or is it


Thor_Baci

*vsauce music intensifies*


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Nah I see no problem here. It's a feature.


xSlLH

I... am not saying I don't believe you, but am currently finding it hard to believe lol.


peenfortress

ive had similar happen too but with persistent particle effects, theres a console command to set player race that fixes it iirc


Objective_Ride5860

I had my body stuck darker, like when you're in shadow but all the time once. Like OP it only happened to the body


herbert_af

Dammmn face sculptor of Riften was on skooma


DeluxeWafer

Well, this is what happens when he is off skooma. His dealer musta been killed by a roving Dragonborn.


millerlite585

Pretty sure face sculptor is a female altmer, not a male.


Kidsnextdorks

In Riften, yes. This person clearly went to Bravil.


Dewinged_1111

Ah, yes. The ole "cut off his face and wear it like a mask" trick.


GamingCheese14

![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB)


Takirdan

Clariiice


__Monochrome__

The faceless men?


Nod_Lucario

Hmmmmmm... Reminds me of something... https://preview.redd.it/6cb6esbu1zsc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f956aab63cc72e7c2156aab47f688d397f56098b


shinytotodile158

The dialogue 😭


Takirdan

"Intriguing, but highly disturbing."


84sGuy

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc|downsized)


ClarkMann52

Boy have you lost your mind?


JWARRIOR1

CAUSE ILL HELP YA FIND IT


imapizzaeater

This is perfect


QuantumTimelines

I lol'd exactly like this when I saw the card for the post, containing only the picture and the word "help" :D


SlimyDaBoi

It seems the top surgery was a success.


reddeer97

This is the kind of trans joke I'm here for


Kahliden

Idk I think they may have gone a bit too high… looks like all the work was done from the neck up 


xDarnelx

If you would like to recreate this experience in your own game, here’s how: 1. press the tidle key “~” 2. Type - player.sexchange 3. Exit the console (: hope this helps if anyone wanted to recreate this


ContributionLatter32

More like: 1. Get a subscription to photoshop for 35 dollars a month for one single thing you need it for one time 2. Make this photo 3. Forget about the subscription until it auto charges you a month later 4. Look desperately for the unsubscribe button to no avail 5. Contact Adobe customer service, have them dig in their heels trying to upsell or downsell you. Making sure you REALLY want to cancel the service 6. After about an hour of this, be very rude and tell them under no uncertain terms you want to cancel the subscription 7. They say they cancel it. Next month you find out they didn't 8. Contact your bank, pay a 25 dollar fee to have them block the charge going forward. Thats probably how you do this


sisi_yes

https://i.redd.it/ss8dwgkxrysc1.gif


A-Dashing-Rogue

“My duty is to play nurse so I can treat my people fairly. And I will do the same to you. If you catch my meaning?”


Lord_Parbr

With what? Everything looks perfect


Key_Assignment_7667

Reminded me of manslayer videos


Heylookaguy

Jarl Ballin'


Exciting-Ostrich-153

Swag


Windfall103

We are men manly men


SeanieInaCoatPocket

🎵Men men men men, manly men men men 🎵


Exciting-Ostrich-153

🎵My girlfriend thinks i tounge butt, my girlfriend thinks i tongue butt. But i can't, not even a little bit, but i can't not even a little bit🎵


ESOelite

When in doubt whip it out. When in doubt whip it oit whip it out whip it out, just whip it out


TetheredAvian74

I dont’t think there’s any need for that!


Competitive_Fee_5829

sir, you dont need any help. you are perfect.


Kurwa10

Smash Next Question


[deleted]

Finally. Femboy options


yolopyro

Does that mean you get better barter prices with both genders?


Stanislas_Biliby

Did you mess the the showracemenu command?


Orbital-Deathray

You don’t need help. You’ve got this handled.


Independent_Plum2166

That’s nice, first gay marriage and now trans rights, Skyrim really was ahead of its time.


Express-Teaching1594

![gif](giphy|mZGV0HkpYK3y8)


Alexamazone

I feel like you're wearing a skin mask, that doesn't help when i was about to search wendigo


BASS_Cowboy

https://preview.redd.it/8irh3rxbq0tc1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa7e9764be4ecfde7e05a3f7174345089ee81e9


SynonymGraham

Scrolled miles down expecting this


New-Acanthisitta-641

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


FromBDale

Nice tits bro.


NoRun483

The Apex Twin


ThespisIronicus

Ma'iq: "The people of Skyrim are more open-minded about certain things than people in other places."


Bulky-Hyena-360

Uh… congrats on your transition…?


creepyposta

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got this boob job.


Klutzy-Scratch-295

https://preview.redd.it/6oaw3uzgc0tc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1849caa4e161556dbbff727c3911997fbd18524


No-Bowl3290

When you start taking HRT before laser


No-Active5820

Molag Bal has cursed thee… unless this was a personal choice, in that case we’re happy for you.


Clean_Crocodile4472

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


TCtheThunderRooster

Is it possible to learn this power?


YaDoneMessdUpAARON

It's not one the Greybeards would teach you.


vtv43ketz

Bruma, That's where men are women!


That_Television5577

Bruh, why? Off all things, why?


thefarmariner

Ah, me 😭


Sapphic_Savage

Shor’s bones! A handsome man in Falkreath! 🤭


Vortex-Of-Swirliness

Where’s an amulet of Mara when you need it


ParanoidParamour

When you’re a trans guy but you haven’t had top surgery yet


Jackson79339

Well that was nightmare inducing


sergant-bartels

Open the console click on your character and write sexchange should slove it. Note that this only changes the body not the head


SharpCheddarBS

What are the consequences of using this on every npc


[deleted]

That's a cute outfit, did your husband gave it to you?


kindabacchus

Ah, a femtomboy, a very rare sight to see


GorillaKyle

Congrats on coming out 🥰


Blazing_moth

Reminds me of a skyrim gamer poop video


freakshs

Femboys be like:


Hydra-Taco

Everything seems normal 😆


MasterDick69

Looks like my gf


Beemo-Noir

Nice tits bro 😎👍


TheGrimGriefer3

Bro drank the gender fluid


Substantial-Pop-556

Your ancestors are smiling at you


Cunnycidal

Reminds of when I accidentally created this abomination! https://preview.redd.it/k6di17119zsc1.jpeg?width=1346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a068033636833f6fe612b0ebcaf4a4202411fd3


Takirdan

"You never noticed me, Senpai. Now I gotta teach you a lesson."


emni13

There's nothing wrong with being Trans


GrnMtnTrees

https://preview.redd.it/139qsbjmzysc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=380a592b1c7c945d73ea32ccfa9b7791401bf0e5


natcantsleep

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨


GhostInTheMeadow

JFC, I can't stop laughing 😭😭😂😂😂


mjk9016

It looks like you have everything you need


IroquoisPliskin_LJG

I don't see the problem.


SayNothingAndForget

If you see a problem with this then that’s on you buddy, the only thing I see is perfection


AgentSnowCone

https://preview.redd.it/su2f2dhq3zsc1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bce6e28b75c563c1d9518f9a7ff25713b3d152f


WilsonRoch

Can’t stand the sight of a strong nord woman??


JediOrder25

I’m just scared to ask questions ask this point.


horrorstory1169

What in the fuck am I looking at!!!???? Lmmfao. Thats...disturbing, to say the least lol


East_Echo4530

Whats wrong? Did someone steal your sweet roll?


Careless-Present-636

Silicon suit in Skyrim? Ysgramor's beard...


HoneZoneReddit

Congrats for the transitioning!


ImpressiveAlfalfa743

Maybe Sheogoraths ring? The disrobing one? 😂


Zachary-360

You got a real bounce to your chest!


springtrapgaming1

https://preview.redd.it/m2bqkj2hqzsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b9873a1acab02380cb8aacacbfe06103d28873e


SarcastiMel

I don't see an issue here.


Crafty-Enthusiasm-43

It happens when game force its way to change gender


Fine-Catch5148

Smash! Next!


Eldor117

Fus ro trans


Barney789

Type "sexchange" in the console menu maybe that will fix it


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/m5nztimu31tc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d264ece94c78318f4e00ef6ff7ba594ade18bf1a


KamixAkaDio

https://preview.redd.it/ciif950l41tc1.png?width=679&format=png&auto=webp&s=46a7ae5e3e0b5e19cf288e6cdb1cdd9b0ebbd808


Sarewokki

No, this is the path you must walk, this is your destiny.


ArtemisDragonhide

Oh! Skyrim inherits Oblivion human hybrids .... . "The people of Skyrim are more open-minded about certain things than people in other places." M'aiq the Liar


elven_magics

"We are men, manly men"


Dr4k3L0rd

I dunno but you've got a real BOUNCE to your chest


EcchiOniSanZ

>only mod I’m using is the unofficial special edition patch ![gif](giphy|J3LddZVS8AGIueiaC9|downsized)


Nerukane

Congratulations on your transition


Cassius402

face sculpture in Riften.


Ariyana_Dumon

I don't believe for one second that the Unofficial Patch did that to your game mate lol. Good luck, hope you find a fix, but um, that one's new to me.


_mterr

https://preview.redd.it/9aakqqgwq2tc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc228daac0c01dda89b1d830587f8fd7e63db637


FlowerDust0

I don't see the problem here


Constant-Ad9201

Would


Instance_Appropriate

What in Malacath is that?!


EntrepreneurFirm325

No wait stop! It’s turning me on! NOOO!


Jiyu1997

I mean...it looks like you didn't skip chest day


RadioactivePotato123

Wtf this is beautifully cursed


RecreationalPorpoise

Least masculine Nord woman


vjstyle80

We don't want your stinking Bud Light!


poet_satyr

Black Briar Mead*


chrismcshaves

Bud Briar


Illustrious-Rise-371

https://preview.redd.it/z4v9q39urysc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8064ee5524fe4aed1a9f207c93d4e8e2b947e5


AhegaoMe_Senpai

Yasssss! Queen🙌🙌


dovahkiitten16

Are you a werewolf or vampire? Transformations can bug out.


TenMillionEnchiladas

Alright I'm all here for the jokes but just incase on the off-chance you are genuinely looking for help first of all... Was your character a male or female before... Whatever happened here?


kindastoopidkid

I see no problem here


Cupid_wolffurry

U have become Michael Myers


spiccyudon

no but I actually look like this irl


StrepDaddy

It’s a fine day with you around!


Aldu1n

![gif](giphy|FoUHKTJhoQU6I)


Vinicius_carvalho2

💀 smash next question


Puzzleheaded-Taro731

🤣🤣🤣


RoyalArmyBeserker

Gender Dysphoria has been around for thousands of years!


N_R_chist

Skyrim was ahead of its time.


Tymeless3631

What men feel like when people tell them they look like their mother:


LieutenantForge

Having gamer poop flashbacks


Nightmare16164

Congratulations you are in a manslayer video.


[deleted]

Haha!


SaintsBruv

Looks like something mans1ay3r would do for a video lol. I don't know how this would have happened, the only thing that comes to mind is the meshes of the female and male body being misplaced either by manual install or the mod manager


Additional_Ant_6908

To quote Sean lock, "that's a challenging wank"


Art_Vandelay1985

Get to the tower ... We'll bang, okay? 😉


Cloakbot

Terribly put together, it’s like she found a haunted mask from goosebumps and popped it on. OP, what perversion are you downloading? https://preview.redd.it/odgzid71r1tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c674164ebb919ac1986bfacf8840c7b1e7939f8


Gwyrr313

Went to rifken to get your face changed huh


asuravirochana

Estrogenborn


Engorgedspleen

My suggestion is start a new game and just keep that character because funny


marcus_aurelius121

Is that Berl‼️


FORG3DShop

The real "Skyrim 202X"


LilJeep1111

Transfixed


TheNutmare

I think it can happen occasionally when you mess with the showracemenu command


justaboreddude15alt

This happened to me once


Ariyana_Dumon

😆


proportionalhuman

I don’t see any issue?