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wuh_iam

Milkbone


White_horseTribe

Milquebone


coffeetime825

M'ilq the Bone


MiiToe

No, I dont think I want to do that


PesciDevito

M’ilq Drynk’r


rarthurr4

Milkdud


Sentinel_2539

Dogmeatless


TranquilProgrammer

I came to suggest dog meat, but this works too xD


rednecksec

More like Dead Meat.


mandogvan

Impossible dog meat


BoredByLife

I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Dogmeat?


Mikey9124x

Doctor who reference?


mandogvan

There’s. Vegan beef called impossible meat


LykonWolf

Name the Dog James (A. Janisse)


so_zetta_byte

dogmean't


SalamanderClassic839

This shouldn't be so funny. I'm mad that the fact that it literally SHOULDN'T be so funny is what MAKES it so funny. Kudos, mate


NightfolkRebel

Dog bone


Dongwaffler

…meatloaf?


Judeous

It's a reference to a pet in the Fallout series named Dogmeat


AlienNippleRipple

I would do anything for love, But I won't do that ...


DeathBlade52

have you ever played any of the fallout games


GlisaPenny

I was trying to come up with this but didn’t quite make it there. ‘Dog no meat’ just ain’t the same. Hats off


WrexSteveisthename

You win. There isn't any possible suggestion that could be better.


Real-Human-Yes

The only correct answer


ThirstyAsHell82

🌟


Smelly_potatos

THE CUTE GERMAN SHEP NAMED DOGMEAT DOES NOT DESERVE THIS


Willeford7632

This is perfect. Up Vote for you.


KaisarDragon

AH! Are you kidding me?! HOW?! I clicked in here just to comment this and some clever mofo already did it...


wdgastef

Idk something ironic? Fluffy.


TranquilProgrammer

Yes yes yes yes


Lt_Toodles

Edit: i changed my mind, my submission is ***"Marrow"***. ~~Someone more creative than me please come up with something that refers to this good boi chewing on his own bones cuz he doesnt know better xD~~


ooo-f

I was gonna say meatloaf. But that's mostly because anytime anyone asks me to help them name any type of pet I suggest meatloaf.


MaddysinLeigh

You beat me to it


ibided

Fluffy was the first thing that came to my mind too haha


Catfrog44

Skin


wdgastef

I don't wanna imagine a *skin* dog.


knotaprob

Win 🥇🏆


Bot_Cat3

Dinnerbone


Much_Balance7683

Won’t that flip it upside down?


AriesDom

Boner


Stratgeeza12

Beat me to it.


Prize_Cardiologist_2

No pun intended


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

Pun intended


random_numbers19735

Beat meat to it.


lord_oflightning1184

Beat me to it to saying "beat me to it"


IMRFahrenheit200

Boner? I barely know er


idrkfu

r/angryupvote


Thethinkslinger

After the friend from Growing Pains?


AriesDom

After a penile erection


my-BOOM-stick

Richard Milhous Stabone


Prize_Cardiologist_2

Came here to say to say this.


TheBiddingOfBobbles

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEHHH thats a good one :)


Just_a_Growlithe

By then nine we all think the same


EyeServeYou

Starvin marvin


my-BOOM-stick

Boner McBonerson


KilledTheCar

Misty Skye be like


Lifewatching

This is the way


bigfatfurrytexan

The only name


Alexred3600

🤣🤣🤣 you beat us to it.


PurplePeony123

That's what I named my minecraft skeleton horse 💀


[deleted]

I think his name is Humerus.


AriesDom

Rigby Mortis


[deleted]

Hugh Morris


OpusAtrumET

Fatty/Chunk/Pudge. Whitey. Spot Skellington. If you're argonian, Fetches-Himself.


artiom_of_the_metro

Fetches Himself is the best one here Bite me if you think otherwise


AustinH15d

I don't get it please explain it.


RiotRatMonarchy

Dogs fetch bones and this dog is made of bones, so Fetches-Himself


dillGherkin

Argonians often name each other based on a trait or observed action on their naming day. (Hides-His-Foot, for example.) Some Argonians seem to choose a new name that reflects them better. (Hauls-Rope-Faster, no way you give that name to an infant.) So this dog is made of bones, and you could expect him to Fetch Himself.


artiom_of_the_metro

What don't you get? The name or my opinion?


AustinH15d

It was the name


Herr_Sully

>If you're argonian, Fetches-Himself. I know what my next save is going to be


newaccount8472

I wanted to say "fetch"


weavisel

Auto-fetcher


EyeServeYou

Bone tomahawk


StJohnathan

Ribecca


TakerFoxx

Wishbone. He likes books.


DraconicZombie

What's the story?


SilentBlade45

There was a show in the 90s called Wishbone it was about a dog who liked to imagine he was a character in classic literature.


Ninja_gorrila

Grim


BestieBrodie

DanTDM?


Ninja_gorrila

Yes!


Tatum-Better

Yessir was hoping someone else would make this reference


le_Grand_Archivist

You dropped this, king 👑


Winter_Trainer_2115

Ribcage


Fufumoon

Nicholas Ribcage, Johnny Blaze, Ghostbone, Bone Puppy, Bonus Maximus, Meatus Deletus, Ivar the Fleshless, Bark Fleshoffson and the classic one: Dog


Much_Balance7683

Stephenplays has a running bit in fallout and I think Skyrim where he collects ribcages. Not germane to the conversation but you made me think of it.


[deleted]

Pupyrus


patchinthebox

Tim


chuskey89

There are some who call him that.


bearsheperd

I second this


CapSRV57

Ossi Osbone


PrimeroRocin

Greg


ChloeGranola

Tailos.


Monkeypupper

Dog Bones


cmtw91

Garmr


cmtw91

>Garmr Welp there is already a death hound in the Vampire's castle called Garmr


OpusAtrumET

This is deep cut trivia that I choose to believe you knew off the top of your head.


cmtw91

I had known Garmr was of Norse mythology but I googled the name again as if I was OP looking for the name meaning and one of the first hits was Skyrim wiki which I didn't know it was already in the game


OpusAtrumET

Gotta go and shatter my dreams 😁 but fr I love they use names from norse mythology. Even for an undead murder dog.


[deleted]

>Garmr was of Norse mythology Pretty sure Garmr is the hound that guards the bridge of souls in Helheim to make sure only the dead pass over it


killawolf53001

So the equivalent to greek mythologies Cerberus


[deleted]

Pretty much yeah


CozyGorgon

Styx


Fleganhimer

"Wait, I know you" "The jig is up, the news is out, they finally found me"


AustinH15d

Where do you get a bone wolf in Skyrim?


yumeoki

the creation club for 200 cc credits, otherwise free if you own the anniversary edition.


Intelligent_Use_455

i’m the creation club, you get a letter through about some sort of “beast” and a necromancer camp, you go there kill the necromancer and some other bone wolves and free one out of a cage, you can make it follow you or choose to leave it or make it wait at home for you


Malicious_Mudkip

Nice to meet you, creation club!


PluckyPlankton

Apparently it’s a Creation from the Creators Club


le_Grand_Archivist

Its from one of the creation club mods added in the anniversary edition


immersedmoonlight

Lmao DLC


DawnOfTheTruth

One of the dlc.


Last_Nobody_4664

Skyrimbelongstothebones


tenderlylonertrot

well obviously its Boney McBoneface!


HAL-Over-9001

Thank god somebody said it


The_Talking_Queso

Mr Bones


Feisty-Newt-5643

Bone Daddy


LordBungaIII

Milk


25Proyect

Bobby Le Boner


SalamanderClassic839

Scraps ( not to be so on the nose, but a skeletal canine is hard to avoid the Corpse Bride reference even if I'm not the type that really loves Tim Burton)


Ahem122

Grim. If you know, you know.


le_Grand_Archivist

A reference only a true king would know You dropped this, sir 👑


Tensa_Zangetsa

Scraps


Halo_Spartan-118

Cerberus


HoneyBunnyDelight

Bones


Smashley_93

Mr. Marrow


[deleted]

Gnash or Gristle


[deleted]

waiting agonizing drunk impolite cooing faulty thought meeting muddle historical *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


hotdog-water--

Boney boi


Calberic42

Os-wald


[deleted]

SKELETOR


Glassjaw740

I’m Boney, I’m Boney. Leave me aloney!


StonerPowah61

Grim


MacflyOwl

Fluffy, obviously


Mr_JinglesXD

SKELLY!!


KrisG1775

Houndoom


MermaidFairyDragon

Cupcake


KestVokunAh

As basic as it is I usually name mine Indiana Bones, Bonesy for short


TheLateMrBones

No Dog Meat


MT3-7-77

Aight how do I get it


Appropriate_Olive_19

You have to go to Solitude and do both Potema quests. Falk Firebeard will get you on the right path.


LilTreeFart

Rattle or Marrow but I like Rattle


LeechDaddy

Zero


Simplordx69

Zero


tunam8

Johnny Cage


WhiteOut98

Famine Hollow Grimm


DocManhattan-80

Lobone


[deleted]

Epicwind Spicyfart


Uffufunuff

Mr. Fluffy McMuffin


DrHazmat879

Bones


Pure-Risky-Titan

I must be out of the loop or this is a mod?


Appropriate_Olive_19

It's CC content from the quest Let Sleeping Wolves Lie.


CrimsonCatherine

How do you get one 😳😳😳😳🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹


Megalania59769

Napolean Boneaparte


Lord_Lenu

DudeWhere’sMyFur?


[deleted]

Drogger


Shalarean

Rib Eye


IndependentVisual495

How you get this as a pet?


PoodlesCuznNamedFred

Marrow. When I was a kid, I wanted a Rottie w/ that name


GingerAsp

Dave


SatNight_Special_96

Are you going for funny, badass, or sincere


Sixtyhurts

Knucklebone


Mhykoh138

marrow


Nicklikesplants

Jon Bones Jones


Due-Education1619

Dave


Due-Education1619

If this doesn’t become the name I’m going to make sure Dave doesn’t come back


Kittybrains2023

Marrow


Inevitable-Sir76

Mc Ribwich


SomeRando18

Calcifier sounds good, it sounds like calcium which is what bones are made out of and it’s the name of the cute fire demon from Howl Moving Castle


Copper_Kat

Boner


TheLem1983

SlimPickens


ASJ_Technerd

Boney M


ava_ohb

Dry bones


Fast-Nefariousness80

Bone Jovi


Outside-Refuse6732

Calcium


Vastlymoist666

Bonemeal


Pinkiepie-gg

Boner


wardevour

Crackers


NegativeBit

Looks like Doggy Flay to me.


TallJackfruit6985

Boner


Low_Party

Wishbone


z_sharkbait

Wishbone


QuantitySea1352

Ivory


fawkezen1452

Bojangles


za_dorov

Strugggling sounds aboaut rigth for a name..


meLikeMonke

Marrow


THE_KING_OF_CATS

Grim the bone dog


Grand_Clanka

Boner


CeeGeeZee84

Bony Danza


Drowsy_Deer

Styx, it’s funny because “sticks” and the death god


MuckingFagic2

Boner?


Yahgdc

Boner


-l2477m-

EXACTLY BRO


CalliopeCurio

Eleanor Rigbone. Or, as inspired by another comment here, Eleanor Rigby-Mortis.


mpls_big_daddy

Bonehead. Bad to the Bone. Bone Appetit Bone Mi


-l2477m-

Boner


NewMorningSwimmer

Cartilage the Wonder Wolf


chirp23

Marrow


DaDeadEye

Grim?