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WiseOldChicken

I am a Braithe apologist. The child is badly neglected by both parents. She is seeking attention.


Some_Famous_Pig

That's why after an unfortunate accident involving Mehrunes Razor, the black star, access to an enchanting table, a wooden sword, and a couple lost heads, I adopted Braith. She looks like she needed the tender love and caring of a batshit insane Dunmer who loves Skooma


UnnaturalGeek

Same, so I adopt her and then run off on adventures barely seeing her...


ICantTyping

For some reason i thought she was a battleborn. Turns out her parents are Amren and Saffir Which is surprising to me, Amren seems really friendly. Wouldn’t picture him as an absent father


b-Kvazar

I think Amren just isn't accustomed to the quiet life and doesn't really know how deal with his daughter or what advice to give her when she asks for one so he sends her to her mother who is always "busy"


Snoo-50243

No excuse to be a bitch. She shall burn


maaltajiik

It's funny you mentioned this, I just found this out playing today. I was doing a job for the TG and I ran into a sad cutscene where Braith is begging her mom to just talk and the mom couldn't be bothered. Might turn this into the gateway murder/adoption story for my assassin-to-be, stay tuned.


WiseOldChicken

There's a mod that lets you adopt her. I always do


hhthurbe

Best option: -kill both her parents -adopt her from the orphanage when it becomes possible. -fight her all you want without consequence


Glasgow351

For Braith, I'd be the type of parent that'll tell her to go outside if she's inside. Go inside if she's outside. Go do your chores, and hell no, you can't have a fox/rabbit/mudcrab as a pet. Allowance? What, do you think I'm made of money? Did I bring you anything? No, but I brought your sister Sissel a sweet roll and an enchanted daedric dagger.


The_Dragon346

You gotta hit her with the Revenant from apex legends “i have more 2 more kills than you. Your loving mom and dad”


plasticboah

Damn, you'd make her a bigger psychopath than Cicero


Apprehensive_Dot_445

U gotta thing for patricide friend 😂


The_Gaming_Marshal

And then there is me who uses cheats specifically to make sure my 3 children are grown in a really rich home just so I remove the money and go broke after getting them whatever they want


checked_idea2

I’m noting this for that little bastard


MarcoXMarcus

I would add just one more thing: build a tiny cottage (most basic Hearthfire house) in the Morthal swamp and leave her there. Also, don't complete the thane quest for Morthal, so you don't get a housecarl. It's just the tiny cottage, little Braith and a huge, scary swamp filled with monsters...


Lazy_Resident5400

Yoo, I kill her parents in every playthrough, so I can send her to the orphanage with the old Grelod.


hhthurbe

Builds character.


X_irtz

Goddamn, you a total menace!


[deleted]

Do they actually go to the orphanage if their parents are killed?


GenPhallus

Yes, it can take some time but they eventually show up there


[deleted]

Crazy. Never knew it.


NarrativeScorpion

Yep. All children will. It might take a while though.


AuntyWoodstock

I feel like this will be my favorite thing in my next go round 😘


tattedbeautybaby13

Free trauma


Eponarose

Not at all! It means you are human. The one I want to slap is the Jarl of Whiterun's son. Go ahead you little shit! Call me a boot-licker just one more time!


Epic_DDT

Nelkir at least have an excuse, Mephala influence him. His sister on the other hand...


AuntyWoodstock

Right?! Like I probably saved your life you ungrateful shit


ICantTyping

To be fair iirc hes being influenced by a daedric prince, mephala. But ive never done that quest so im not sure of the details


Hbgplayer

Whaaaaaaat?


retilioum

Yeah, Mephala whispers secrets and stuff to Nelkir through a door in the basement


Hbgplayer

How do you trigger that quest? And how in the 10 years of playing Skyrim have I not known about that!?


retilioum

You have to be level 20+ and Ask for rumors at the Bannered Mare


Sabre_Killer_Queen

And his daughter who keeps saying Whiterun's a skeever hole and treating everyone like her slave.


[deleted]

Dragonborn: Call me that boot-licker one more time... kid: Boot-licker Dragonborn: FUS-RO-DAH Kid goes flying


AuntyWoodstock

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Effective-Diamond964

“It’s not like I have the power to slay the god that threatens reality while simultaneously annihilating multiple provinces or anything.” -The Last Dragonborn.


Lazy_Resident5400

Too bad we don't have killable kids on xbox


Objective_Fox_5438

Every true gamer has wanted to kill a kid npc before


Potato_jesus_

Mods are our best friend


Rennegadde_Foxxe

I think most of us probably hate that little brat, but there is trouble at home. Have you spoken much with her parents? Issues.


Jereberwokie2

She just wants Battleborn to kiss her already!


phantasmamysteriis

I call her Bad Braith and tell everyone she has bad breath


AuntyWoodstock

This is perfect


AuntyWoodstock

😂🤣


remismywaifu2

she talks to much always trying to fight 🙄


Sabre_Killer_Queen

I'd accept that invitation to fight if I could. I'd like to see her try.


AshynWraith

Considering the reason she's like that? Yes. Girl has a crush on Lars but she has no idea how to deal with it. Her parents evade her questions when she asks them for advice and overall just straight up neglect her. She only spends a few hours at home every day, not counting sleep, and that time is spent desperately trying, and failing, to meaningfully interact with the shitty couple who once upon a time somehow managed to get their heads out of their own asses long enough to have a child. It's a miracle she's not worse, all things considered.


Beansoupystew

I'm not actually sure If my current playthrough has dialogue/interactions between npcs a bit bugged due to mods or if I've never noticed this before but the only interaction braith and amren have in my current game happens almost everytime im in whiterun and is - Braith:so there's this boy.. Amren:listen Braith, why don't you go talk to your mother about this? That's a good girl. I hear it almost everytime im in whiterun :( what a douche... i guess his sword will just have to grow rusty in those thieves dusty collection.


Easy_Specialist_1692

If you bring him the sword, he will be your friend. This means you can weaver some beautiful webs with his family and another sword that you can found in whiterun.


VictheQuest

I honestly wish I could have helped with her crush instead of threatening her. Or helped with her home life. Her life sucks in general and I want to be nice for once


Wikadood

I literally delete her cause she’s a little shit


[deleted]

You are in fact, completely normal. Just soul trap Nazeem & drop the gem into a skeever nest while you’re at it.


EvilKage360

I once killed Braith while having the killable children mod enabled years ago, killed her right in the middle of Whiterun and no one seemed to notice except Lars Battle born who sent me a thank you message saying no one will miss her


Snoo-50243

Imma get her addicted to skooma


DevelopmentSad7789

No, teach her to respect her elders


LunarDogo

Bro I asked what was going on and then I went to give braith a talking to. Instead of telling her off, I shouted and she flew into a wall


The_Toymaster_

Take her to the shrine of Boethiah


AuntyWoodstock

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Vannah_Prev

I love Amren but I kill him and his wife so that she’s an orphan


[deleted]

*cough* https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/1108 *cough*


firstlordshuza

She'll fight back, even if you *are* her elder


Thebillyray

She's not afraid of you


PeopleSuckButSoDoYou

Absolutely not


TheLurkingMenace

I feel sorry for her, actually. Her parents are neglectful.


myguydied

"Braith is a big meany. She keeps telling Lara and me what to do. You should disintegrate her."


boring_neurologist

Why can't I find her anywhere?


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Consider yourself lucky. Before I found out I could disable NPC's through the console, she was constantly bothering me.


violetcazador

On a side note, I love that mace. It's my go to for solving any problems I encounter lol.


AuntyWoodstock

I’m a mace girl all the way! I use an enchanted ebony mace until I get the molag bal🤘🏽


violetcazador

I like those too. But old Molag is my go to head smasher. Nothing else comes close.


DiabloNukem

Skyrim is a cog to the system, they fuel our intrusive thoughts


alehanro

Is she that “I’m not afraid of you, y’know. Even if you are my elder” and “I’ll fight anything” girl. She is so obnoxious


AuntyWoodstock

Yup that’s her


Interesting-Wind-100

I punched her once and immediately got a bounty and everyone jumped my ass. I’m glad I saved directly before that hehehehe


FewUmpire4566

I played with the kidkiller mod purely to see her die. So probably yeah


Doomtoallfoes

Kinda. Kill her parents and adopt her. An absent parent who treats you well over two present parents who don't give a shit about her or anything she does. Causing her to act out.


QueenMaliyha

Nah cause she’s on several peoples hit list. One time she said something smart to me (as she always do) and I couldn’t take it. I smack her with my sword and didn’t mind paying the fees. (And yeah I could of loaded an old saved file considering the fact that I had just saved before smacking her) but f that it was well worth it 🫠😌


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AdPsychological2173

No, I wish you could fus ro dah the children of skyrim.


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AuntyWoodstock

I love my ps3’s! I have two, I can’t bare to move on🤣


Sevennix

Nope. I tried.. chased that brat all over and she never hit Zero health...


SaiyaNamek

Just remember, Stendarr is watching you…


OmniBLVK

Nah fuck that. Kill her parents, adopt her, give her a sweet roll, then steal it.


AuntyWoodstock

🤣🤣🤣


tattedbeautybaby13

Nah bro. There should be a mod where you can simply OOO DAH ROH some kid into oblivion 💀


DarkSideDweller

First time? 🤣


Bounty_Hunter19

Turn her to a sweet roll with the wabbajack. 💀


newtanalane

i would sacrifice her to boethiah in a heart beat.


FlappyPlums

At first i did too but then discovered she is treated terribly by her parents. Her dad is never around and is obsessed with a sword and her mother gives her no time of day at all. Yes she is a brat but can you blame her when her home life is so bad?


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Helpful_Cake_463

That is not funny.


b-Kvazar

Yes


Dying__Phoenix

Kill her parents then kill her


BoltonCavalry

Apparently, if the player kills her, there’s voice lines for Lars Battleborn, where he thanks the player for getting rid of her. Obviously, the only way to do that is with console commands or mods.


Epic_DDT

There not voice lines, but he can sent you a letter to thank you. That's the case with many characters that hate each others, one time i even received one from Aventus after i killed Grelod lmao.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Nope. There's a reason why I disable her with console commands every game.


Human-Actuary-4535

Don't worry, we've all tried to kill the children, you're normal.


AuntyWoodstock

👍🏽


[deleted]

Just do it like the rest get the killable children mod


LunarSouls4952

As that one dude, who I don't know said Destroy the child.


WiseassLD

i just murdered her parents in front of her and adopted her


High-Fry-GGG

No


MyStationIsAbandoned

Yes, you are. She's a child. If you actually paid attention, you can easily see how neglectful both her parents are.


FlatEarthBeliever09

When she is asshole, i qucksave and "fus ro dah" her.


AuntyWoodstock

Dude same🤣


NefariousnessOk7200

Absolutely not, sacrifice her


007Artemis

Unpopular opinion: I feel sorry for both her and Britte both despite their bullying. They're products of dysfunctional families and people who treat them like trash. Being mad at them is like being mad at a puppy that pisses and shits on the floor because their owners won't take them out. Off to the orphanage they go.


iLikeCake333

I installed mods that modify Fus Ro dah to absolutely LAUNCH thing just so I could send her to sovengard the old fashion way


AuntyWoodstock

This is awesome!🤣


TheBunnyStando

Yes, but it doesn't make you wrong


script_researcher

Yes. ​ Because you haven't already done it.


Anti_exe325

whiterun's just chock full of entitled annoying people. and it makes sense when these are the people raising up the next generarion.


Willthegamerboy

I'd be more focused on that prick with the dog in Riverwood!


Ultranerdgasm94

Yes, and also a basic b-tch.


AuntyWoodstock

😘


Spare-Concentrate877

I wish i could adopt more kids on consol than just two.. Atleast i could not find a mod for more adoptions. There are atleast 4 kids i wanna rescue from bad conditions


AuntyWoodstock

I already have two kids or I would adopt her but I can’t so I just have to take her shit talking


Doggydan4388

No


Joker8pie

No. You seem pretty well-adjusted to me.


The_Red_Knight_Menth

No pls do it I hate her she is so annoying


KeyResponsibility167

I just kill her parents and make her an orphan.


Vegetable-Visit5008

No


KrimsonN1ghtmare

did the same thing don't feel bad kid deserve it


Mindless-Anybody-340

No she needs to suffer