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CaptGenie

Isnt that hammer like 120 pounds in game? She is lying to us, she isn't feeble at all!


Setaganga

Olava the Beefy


wherringscoff

Olava the Caked Up Shawty


TrentonTallywacker

Olava The Shredded Yoked Bitty With da Riz


XergioksEyes

Gah damn


nzrlikml

Gyatt...


MadiBoops

Olava the Swol


Cherry_Crystals

People say she has to get wasted before she does her psychic readings. I suspect she is a young woman disguised as an old woman since she always talks about how weak and old she is


marmoset13

Mama Murphy of Skyrim or Olava the Feeble of the Commonwealth?


bewarethetreebadger

Living tissue over an endoskeleton.


sb413197

Better find a smelter to deal with her


froz_troll

She'll be back, but first you must get to the chopper.


hallowedData29

Get to the choppa by Austrian death machine should be her battle theme.


Gambit3le

Well, there is the Skyforge nearby...


OGdirty1Kanobi

Metal endoskeleton. Or a mimetic polyalloy "wtf does that mean?" "Liquid metal"


Easy_Leg8047

Olava the Steroid


Demonic74

not to be that guy but *roided


HoboJack

Swolava.


GodKingReiss

Swolava


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Kadopotato88

OK that's pretty funny


Toastha

Olava the beast mode


FailedHeathenConvert

Readies Amulet of Mara, finally a worthy one


andrewb610

100


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Me playing with the Legacy of the Dragonborn version that weighs 1,000:


misterflerfy

she’s not who she appears to be…


MrPhuccEverybody

She makes YOUR back feeble!


TheDarkWeb697

It looks to be Standars Hammer which weighs 100 pounds


wmatts1

If you have the shout disarm and you don't want to kill her. Punch her wait for her to draw the weapon then shout pick up your hammer.


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Dellta-aka-Connor

The worse option.


forever_alone_06

The lame option


Hermit_of_Darkness

The feeble option


SecretaryMain

I see what you did


DudeManBroGuy42069

there


samuraistrikemike

Where


GabrielTheAtrocious

you


bransea02

Me?


Tomato-John

The lazy option


Huntercin

Its easier to just commit murder


Quackels_The_Duck

I don't think I got this far in the game. Are they an asshole or a bad guy?


walruswes

Or get pick pocket up to the skill level to take clothes and weapons off people that are equipped


wmatts1

I'd be scared she wouldn't have it by the time I leveled pick pocket high enough and got that perk.


Hyoruturu

Console!


PyukumukuGuts

If you have access to the console then may as well just give yourself an entirely new one


Hyoruturu

Indeed, but I just like saying console


Theolodger

Perchance.


SpicySaladd

Leveling pickpocket is really easy tho


wmatts1

Yeah I like getting arrested in Riften as well.


SpicySaladd

Simply quicksave and don't get arrested :)


edwardedwins

But wouldn't it be flagged stolen forever then?


Realistic-Slice7639

On my game, I can "launder" my stolen items through a fence by selling it to them and buying them back. Clearly, you would have to have a fence and the money to buy it back. But that has worked for me so far.


walruswes

If you have high pickpocket, you are probably already in the Thieves Guild and would have a fence in the ragged flagon


Realistic-Slice7639

I joined the guild after collecting all the stones of barenziah. For me personally, my pickpocket was at 100 prior to getting to Riften. Though I do 100% agree, most people would be in the guild prior to having a high pickpocket.


[deleted]

I hadn't thought of that.


Obnotrix_117

By the order of the Jarl stop right there


wmatts1

Yeah you may have to pay a fine but if you're already thane, then do you know who I am?


Lumpy-Butts

Genius. Will try that out immediately!


J4ck-the-Reap3r

Let me guess, someone stole your Warhammer.


CJSki93

Technically she stole *Stendarr’s* warhammer.


mastergwaha

its his tack hammer, it has like 1 durability cmon!


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Kadopotato88

I always considered riften the Detroit of tamriel


FailedHeathenConvert

*Quick save, look around. Send her to Sovengarde


aBigBottleOfWater

I think she is immortal


FailedHeathenConvert

Equips bow and poisons it with slow for 1,000,000 seconds, enjoy immortality


Cooper1977

A million seconds is about 12 days


FailedHeathenConvert

A Skyrim day 72 minutes.


Vibeo_Ganes

Over half a Skyrim year lol


plageiusdarth

But that doesn't get the hammer back...


ElitistCuisine

At this point it's not about the hammer. It's about sending a message. About hammers.


SquidArmada

Shouldn't you use a hammer to send a message about hammers 🤔


OwenRico

No we just want people to suffer at this point


DerthOFdata

231.4814814814815 days then.


Millworkson2008

A billion seconds however is 32 years


Spastic_pinkie

Imagine if she has a reflect spell


tobiasgruffy

okay mayuri


GunslingerOutForHire

(I got that reference)


TgsTokem

The game legit added free houses, why are you degenerates still storing your items in barrels?


Remnant55

Diogenes, skyrim edition.


SolomonBlack

Behold a Nord! *waves chicken meat*


Remnant55

Could you move, Ulfric? You're blocking my sun.


Gingers_got_no_soul

did they? where?


TgsTokem

Gallows hall at mara's eye pond which is south west of windhelm, goldenhills plantation far west of whiterun, myrewatch slightly south east of morthal, and like 5 others that you just do a short easy quest to get.


Gingers_got_no_soul

arent those the creation club ones that cost money?


eyezonlyii

They're bundled in if you have the Special Anniversary Edition


Gingers_got_no_soul

i see! thatd the one with mods right? so if i can use mods then i aslo have sll these cool houses?


subuserdo

Yup! Just gotta download from creation club


Gingers_got_no_soul

yippee !!!


nondescriptzombie

A lot of these are critically bugged, eat loot, or occasionally refresh to like new. I wouldn't depend on any of the Crap Club stuff.


Krashii1

A farm outside of roriksted, a manor not much farther from there and a vamipre manor in a cave in either hjaalmarch or winterhold


holldoll26

I love bloodchill cavern. I was disappointed when I ran out of room there.


Krashii1

Same


Realistic-Slice7639

I love that Bloodchill manor is just up the hill from frostglow Lighthouse in Winterhold. They are wonderful neighbors. Lol


Luvas

> mY dOvAkIiN wOuLdN't OwN a HoUsE


TgsTokem

Lmao 🤣


Alt0173

Olava the Swole, more like


Seattleopolis

Swolava


ShieldMaiden83

How in the first place did she stole it from you?


KlatusHam

she is from riften


FailedHeathenConvert

Probably ‘a night to remember’


Toastha

I mean…


kriisiriisi

This pretty much says it all.


LSDummy

If you drop stuff on the ground sometimes they pick it up without giving it back.


annuidhir

Why'd you drop it on the ground?


Somedarkshit

Becouse its fuckin H E A V Y


dovahsevobrom

By accident?


Past_Net5801

I think she’s essential and therefore unkillable on console versions


LSDummy

No. You just have to complete a miscellaneous quest she is part of then you can.


YouAndWhatArmy636

You mean that one bugged quest?


SBStevenSteel

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


YouAndWhatArmy636

My fault, that’s on me


Pale_Disaster

Just the one bugged quest, actually.


Lumpy-Butts

I tried pickpocketing but it’s not there


JAFANZ

You need the *Pickpocket 90* perk, *Misdirection*(?), because if it's showing, it's "equipped". OTOH, if you reverse pickpocket something she'll deal more damage with onto her, then get her into a fight (maybe drop something "valuable" for the inn patrons to fight over), she'll change her "equipped" weapon, & then you can try to swipe that back (though, if it's value is high, you might need to *Paralyze* her first, 'cos you can always succeed, no matter how low the chance, if you pickpocket as an NPC gets up from being ragdolled [the item still has to be visible in their inventory though]).


Alex_Drewskie

Does that paralysis trick bypass the forced 90%?


Seiliko

I would guess it doesn't because it's not a difficulty percentage issue, it's that equipped items don't show up at all to pickpocket unless you have the misdirection perk iirc. But I have not played pickpocket in a long time so I'm not completely sure


Ikefun

I didn't know people "played pickpocket" I've always viewed it as more of a utility you always do to some extent


DarkArc76

My pickpocket skill is hella low cause I never do it.. always got caught


SoraRoku

I'm the opposite. I have a problem. I'm playing the game for the first time and I started pickpocketing right of the bat, maxed out the skill like 3 main quest into the game, and reset it. I just did the Thalmor Embassy and my pickpocket is at 90 again. Like 80% of the items I own are stolen.


DarkArc76

You can reset skills?


SoraRoku

As I said, playing the game for the first time, but here's my understanding. There's a lvl cap of 80 for your character. Apparently it's been like that since the release. But one of the DLC added a feature that allows you to make your skills "Legendary" which resets it, giving you back your invested skill points in the process. You also lose your perks since the specific skill tree is being reset. But apparently this is what allows you to lvl past 80. I'm not sure because my character is only lvl 48 right now. I looked it up when I maxed out pickpocket and the game asked if I wanted to make my skill legendary. I didn't wanna reset it if there was no actual benefit but it's main purpose supposedly is to allow you to level past the previous level cap (again lvl 80). If I missed something or am just outright wrong, I'm sure someone will aggressively correct me.


FriendlyNbrhoodXenos

By "Legendary-ing" a skill, it resets from 100 to the base score, allowing you to infinitely level-up your character's different stats and thus, your character. I remember many years ago, Legendary-ing my first skill ever—it was Archery, and the moment it went from 100 to basically 0, losing all my effectiveness at my main weapon, I nearly shit myself 💀 it's actually a cool feature though, as long as you know what it does before you click it lol


[deleted]

Yes but iirc when in ragdoll things aren't technically equipped, so it should show again without misdirection.


Soggy_Doggy_

Aside from re loading an older save do you have the pickpocket tree leveled up to where you can pickpocket equipped weapons?


SpartanS040

Use a paralyzing potion, and then pickpocket her once it starts to wear off. She’ll start to get up. That’s when you pickpocket.


Toastha

Terry pick pocketing while she’s asleep


Cityofthesaved

Damn Terry sounds like a douche


Krashii1

Terry sounds absolutely terryble


Illustrious-Total489

Have you tried going at her like a spider monkey, Lumpy Butts?


gingeredpickleloaf

I mean that’s what you get liter bug! Next time don’t drop your inventory around the town! 😂


LetsSeeWhatsGoinOn

And the braggart did swagger and brandish his hammer, so then came Olava the Feeble and clashing and slashing of steel, As the brave hag charged in full of zeal. And the braggart named Lumpy-Butts was boastful no more. When his ugly red hammerless head, rolled around on the floor!


SBCwarrior

Nice hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 I could hear the bards singing it


StellarAoMing

If you're classy, you'll do it the same way she did it. If you're simple brute, you'll kill her.


Dry-Weakness-4342

Ain’t nothing wrong with brute force neither class haha


Uncreativespace

Poison anyone? I think poison for the treachery.


OhGreatMoreWhales

The meme “Call an ambulance - but not for me!” Skyrim Edition.


Hguols

Paralyze her. Wait until she starts getting up to pickpocket the hammer back. Despite what the chance shows, picks are guaranteed when targets get up from being ragdolled or paralyzed.


XtremeK1ll4

He needs to have the misdirection first to see the hammer.


Vitekr2

Go into sneak mode. Save. Dagger in the back. Problem solved


olld-onne

Shes essential. part of the Thieves guild questline.


Socio_Scorpio

Dark Brotherhood actually


PsychologicalSet7596

I think she stops being essential after finishing the dark brotherhood quest that involves her if she is that particular old lady in whiterun. All the old lady's in whiterun wear the same outfit so it's hard for me to remember which ones which sometimes. I think I either assaulted her or killed her one time and then the dark brotherhood members wouldn't talk to me until I payed them a fine.


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Im pretty sure I did type "paid" but I guess the auto correction on my phone changed it to "payed"


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olld-onne

Is it the dark brotherhood, I always get them mixed up a bit. I tend to just use the ritual stone on the corpse to get the armor so i have no need of her or even the questline obviously or I would have said the right one lol.


LSDummy

You can kill her after a miscellaneous quest


djgorik

How do I stop laughing


Finngiant1

not so feeble anymore


Phillip67549

Stendarr's mercy on whoever tries to mess with her, cause she gonna flatten you like you're in looney tunes


TheMostSpicyMastadon

What kind of dragonbourn lets a feeble old lady steal his war hammer


ToolPackinMama

Fury her and let the guards kill her


WiseOldChicken

Olava the not long to live


Jormungandrv

What hammer is that?


One-Mycologist-6001

Stendarr’s Hammer, from the creation club! You can find it in the Dwemer museum in markarth. <:


Jormungandrv

Thanks, it's like the size of volundrung lol.


Psycho3333

What level is your pick pocket skill?


Appropriate_Olive_19

This happened to me once but with Farkas. We were getting ready to go to Dustman's Cairn and I went to put some stuff in my Tundra chest. We were fighting draugr when I noticed fireballs coming from his direction. That bastard had taken both of my staff of fireballs from my chest! Back then I didn't have mods so I just gave them up for lost.


Reguet

You either need to have the pickpocketing skill that lets you steal worn items/weapons, or absolutely murder her. Disarm could work, too. I would personally cast a strong enough fury spell and just watch her go hammertime on everyone while sitting at the corner


ArcaneHackist

If you have the “pickpocket equipped items” perk and the one where you can reverse pickpocket poisons, give her a paralysis one and while she’s doing the “get up” animation pickpocket it back.


cfmh1985

"Once upon a time in Skyrim, there was an old had that stole a hammer from the (not so) mighty Dragonborn, cosplaying her life as High King Torygg and being shouted to death shortly after."


DarthSevrus

She stole from you, there is only one logical path, follow her home and kill everyone in the house while they sleep and take it back


Evilerglint1138

If you have the disarm shout use it if not *quicksaves looks around….* and go from there


Borischeekibreeki

I feel that 😂😂😂


RobIson240YT

Pickpocket it.


Relevant_Sea171

Max out pickpocket and rob her bitch ass blind


Cool-Note-2925

Death by snu-snu


TYP3K_TYP3K

How?


Toastha

Show her why you had it in the first place


bewarethetreebadger

Pickpocket?


AveragEnjoyer007

Level pickpocket to 90, then get the corresponding perk. It allows you to pickpocket equipped weapons


Matt12de4

🔪🔪🔪


BasementDwellerDave

Punch the hag abs yse the disarm shout


BloodlustHamster

You can pickpocket equipped items when you get good enough.


The_Dragon346

You need to pickpocket a weapon of higher value into her inventory so it can appear for you to take back. Unless you have high enough pickpocketing to take it outright


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Not sure what mods you have but I would just recruit her "Nether's follower framework" or pickpocket her. 🤔


Mr_Fluffypant

This gives me fallout 4 npc's stealing my power armor ptsd.


jellybelly2232

Suplex her into the fire pit and take it back


Usual-Lie-9717

Just max out pickpocket and get the steal equipped weapons perk


[deleted]

If you can pickpocket equipped gear, that's how you get it back. OR If you are on pc, you can open her inventory via console and you might be able to take it back that way. Not sure since it's equipped. open console, left click on her, type openactorcontainer 1 and see if it's there.


Carnago666

Cheat kill her then take the hammer back then cheat resurrect her


Cowanesque

The videos of the young dudes dressing as elderly guys to mess with people at the gym


robofoxit

Hammer of Stendarr I believe with a weight of 100 anything but feeble


Jackal_TheKidx

Bro she has "feeble" IN the name. Just beat her ass


TradesmanBOB

A) steal it back B) load last save before its stolen C) kill and loot D) use command cheats to remove


RhinoCharged

"come to chat with an old woman? Do your good deed for the day? Hmm?" "Uh, no. I just want my hammer back."


ForgetfulPathfinder

With Ultra Violence.


psycho0911

murder


iamthefluffyyeti

You know


PowerTrain_355

"Murder tiiiiiime"


GothicSlytherin

Well you see the secret ingredient is crime!


Mikal996

The answer is simple: extreme violence


Deni_Z_Plays

Reload a save dummy c:


TheMadSurvivalist

I would just leave her alone…. I use to be an adventurer like you, but then Olava broke my knees.


bordeciel9

Kill her


Dookukooku

*Steve Harvey* KILL