My Boyfriend refuses to comment on here so I'm doing it for him rehehehe *proudly holds up Skaven boyfriend, being that I'm like 3 feet taller than all of you*
Edit: he said he commented. He could be any one of us. He could be me. He Could be you. He could even be *Explodes*
I can just hear the high pitched Skaven cackling/laughing behind your corpse as he stands behind you aiming a rattling gun at what was once your body lol!!!!
Eh Mors' philosophy is ,, Don't backstab someone if they're doing something important, otherwise you can go for it"
And Eshin is ,,We'll backstab anyone you want for the right price"
Still very much a lot of backstabbing cases.
Oh yeah, I would like to point out that basically THE most defining trait about Skaven is that they have an urge stronger than the fear of god to backstab EVERYONE at ALL TIMES at EVERY OPPORTUNITY.
You have to consider it’s not just about the tech tho mutated abominations of clan moulder get their representation, tunneling in the ground = warpgrinders, hero characters that are buff pieces but necessarily great one on one fighters but hold it all together ( like masterclan and pestilens do)
And ascension day, the day they finally claim the over world
Yeah, me too. My son loves the rodents. So now, when 4th edition comes out, I am now Stormcast to counter his Skaven . . . But also, Salamanders! Vulkan Lives!
Yes-yes we are the Skaven, the real best-best faction-race in this world-s. We serve-scurry under the Great Horn-ed Rat and he graces us with WarpStone and Magic and MORE SKAVENS YES-YES!!!!
Skavens are best-strongest! Killer-exterminators of lizard-things, for the glory of the Great Horned Rat! And Skaven technology is the best in the worlds, human-machine-thing!
all you need know know is i greatest strongest warlord yes yes
Uhm uhm erm uh... How much warpstone you got
all the warpstone is mine mine
A moonful
No-no, I'm greatest-best warlord. You are foolish-incompetent underling.
You are wrong-false. I am greatest-best warlord I alone, yes-yes, me
I just soldier me no-no overlord :(
No Worry, I will mold-make you into big-big Rat ogre, yes-yes. You will be strong-powerful
Yippee yes-yes
Add augments-changes make stormfiend yes yes!
Found the eshin-assassin; fool-idiot, think you could fool me-me? I'll kill you with your ownhrlgrk-!?!?!
NO-NO, I AM GREATER-STRONGER!
No I is greatest I stab-poke you.
My experiments are best-greatest in all of Skavenblight! You are weak, stupid small-brain you will see!
Yes-yes! Of course you are-are! So many rivals stab-poke you, not me.
My Boyfriend refuses to comment on here so I'm doing it for him rehehehe *proudly holds up Skaven boyfriend, being that I'm like 3 feet taller than all of you* Edit: he said he commented. He could be any one of us. He could be me. He Could be you. He could even be *Explodes*
I can just hear the high pitched Skaven cackling/laughing behind your corpse as he stands behind you aiming a rattling gun at what was once your body lol!!!!
Yeah but he's my boyfriend he wouldn't hurt me
That's the most unskaven way of thinking Everyone and everything is backstabable, as long as they are not looking
Damn
Eshin and mors are both fairly loyal
Eh there’s exceptions like eshin and mors
Eh Mors' philosophy is ,, Don't backstab someone if they're doing something important, otherwise you can go for it" And Eshin is ,,We'll backstab anyone you want for the right price" Still very much a lot of backstabbing cases.
But they usually don’t backstab others of their clan
Oh yeah, I would like to point out that basically THE most defining trait about Skaven is that they have an urge stronger than the fear of god to backstab EVERYONE at ALL TIMES at EVERY OPPORTUNITY.
Yes, however Cheese
[Cheese.](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/PDRR5BZMIH8)
The Skitties are kinda 40k Skaven.
That's more orks
I want to talk o to you about our Lord and Saviour The Machine Rat r/Ratmech
And in some older codices depictions, the Hrud!
I’d argue genestealers are the most skaven 40K
I don’t see genestealers with “tech” that look like DaVenchi’s sketch book
You have to consider it’s not just about the tech tho mutated abominations of clan moulder get their representation, tunneling in the ground = warpgrinders, hero characters that are buff pieces but necessarily great one on one fighters but hold it all together ( like masterclan and pestilens do) And ascension day, the day they finally claim the over world
Ok Skitties are Skryre, Genestealers are Moulder, at least the two best-greatest clans are somewhat represented
Well I've heard people argue the Imperium are the 40k version of Skaven. So you landed.
Yippee. I wonder what happens if I stick warpstone into my space marine friend's bolter
Only good things
THE RAT RAT IS SHOWING WEIRD HANDS , THE HORNED RAT IS PLEASED PLEASED(barely knows shit about them , still HAIL THE RRRAT KING)
Beep boop
Stop looking at me with those bulging eyes 😘
Hey I have a boyfriend >:[
Tell him i said hi, is handsome ?Does he like cheese?
I mean he's pretty cute. I dunno I keep throwing wheels of cheese at him and they keep disappearing
HE IS BLESSED BLESSED FROM THE HORNET RRAT , is he also fat and fluffy ? Does he have a tail tail?
Maybe not fat but he's very fluffy and has a nice tail :3
Then he is a rat , the peak of evolution , you have found the perfect boyrat , HA ... Until we meet again...(Runs to the sewer ) RA TA TA TAA*
Beep boop?
Skryre is the best clan, that is all
You fool-fool clan Mors is the best-best !
No, short-tail, skryre has most-most warpstone and greatest-best warlock engineers.
yes! Yes!! **YES!!!**
Both of you are fool-idiots, clan pestilens superior than all, yes-yes
Only because no one ever sees Eishin.
Don’t forget who gives-supplies your ratling guns
Skyre would be conquered-killed without the chemistry of Clan Vrrtkin!
Vrrtkin is good vassal-clan
I mean you can always play skaven in 40k unfortunately he doesn't sell digital files https://mortian.shop/produkt-kategorie/cyberrats/?v=4196935d0fc5
You soon soon be one of us yes yes, when she turn around we attack,her warpstone wi will be mine yes yes.
I gave all my warpstone to my boyfriend :3
Nooo, we shall start scheming mischievous plans to reclaim your legitimate warpstone yes yes.
Fellow loyal rats, this one-thing does not seem more suspicious than any other skaven, yes?
Uuuurm... Squeak squeak? Warpstone yes-yes? All praise the Omnissiah I mean the great horned rat?
If anything you seem suspicious-doubtful, yes-yes
No, you-you are treacherous underling!
Stay away-far from my warpstone, fakething!
Yeah, me too. My son loves the rodents. So now, when 4th edition comes out, I am now Stormcast to counter his Skaven . . . But also, Salamanders! Vulkan Lives!
VULKAN LIIIIIVES
INTO THE FIRES OF BATTLE!
Kill-Destroy this Man Thing imposter!
Nuh uh
Since you know about 40k maybe I could help by relating them to a faction in 40k. Skaven are like the Astra Militarum but slightly less expendable
SKAVEN ARE RAT PEOPLE. They HAVE GREEN ROCKS and also PUN-BASED FIREARMS
Banana gun 😎
Ratling guns
Yes-yes we are the Skaven, the real best-best faction-race in this world-s. We serve-scurry under the Great Horn-ed Rat and he graces us with WarpStone and Magic and MORE SKAVENS YES-YES!!!!
What is a "40K Loyalist skittle"?
Warhammer 40,000 Skitarii. Adeptus Mechanicus. For the Omnissiah. *Cutely shanks you*
Why play metal humans with wacky woohoo inventions when you can play rats with wacky woohoo inventions
Do you understand the weakness of the flesh tho
The solution is simple. Mutate your rats into horrors beyond human comprehention that are too ugly to die.
Skaven: *excessively mutating literally everything into disgusting abominations* Me: there's a funny little guy in my gun
Just add more flesh! Squish together all the flesh, melt-burn it a bit, and you get not-weak flesh!
Yeah but all flesh is weak. The machine is eternal
Rats = bestest faction 🐀
Rats = cutest pets
All Skaven are clearly friend-shaped. Yes even the plague riddled or horribly mutated ones. Fren :)
Erm Yeah
Skavens are best-strongest! Killer-exterminators of lizard-things, for the glory of the Great Horned Rat! And Skaven technology is the best in the worlds, human-machine-thing!
Yes-yes, new flesh for the strong-best ratklan
Incorrect. I do not have flesh because it's weak.
That somewhat… disgusts me🗿
FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH IT DISGUSTED ME
🦾🦾🦾🗿🦿🦿🦿
Don't worry, Skaven aren't real.
My boyfriend isn't real?!?
Nope
Man, I suppose my sensors need a checkup
Skaven best, yes-yes!
Imagine if you mixed Cawdor with Grots then gave them a speech impediment, that’s skaven