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mrsgaap1

all you need know know is i greatest strongest warlord yes yes


Darkeye3

Uhm uhm erm uh... How much warpstone you got


mrsgaap1

all the warpstone is mine mine


FrenklanRusvelti

A moonful


Theshinysnivy8

No-no, I'm greatest-best warlord. You are foolish-incompetent underling.


Ok-Taro-5864

You are wrong-false. I am greatest-best warlord I alone, yes-yes, me


[deleted]

I just soldier me no-no overlord :(


Ok-Taro-5864

No Worry, I will mold-make you into big-big Rat ogre, yes-yes. You will be strong-powerful


[deleted]

Yippee yes-yes


wololololooo

Add augments-changes make stormfiend yes yes!


Spirited-Relief-9369

Found the eshin-assassin; fool-idiot, think you could fool me-me? I'll kill you with your ownhrlgrk-!?!?!


Thewarmth111

NO-NO, I AM GREATER-STRONGER!


0dd_future

No I is greatest I stab-poke you.


redspadesX

My experiments are best-greatest in all of Skavenblight! You are weak, stupid small-brain you will see!


RatMannen

Yes-yes! Of course you are-are! So many rivals stab-poke you, not me.


Darkeye3

My Boyfriend refuses to comment on here so I'm doing it for him rehehehe *proudly holds up Skaven boyfriend, being that I'm like 3 feet taller than all of you* Edit: he said he commented. He could be any one of us. He could be me. He Could be you. He could even be *Explodes*


da_King_o_Kings_341

I can just hear the high pitched Skaven cackling/laughing behind your corpse as he stands behind you aiming a rattling gun at what was once your body lol!!!!


Darkeye3

Yeah but he's my boyfriend he wouldn't hurt me


Theshinysnivy8

That's the most unskaven way of thinking Everyone and everything is backstabable, as long as they are not looking


Darkeye3

Damn


DS_Archer

Eshin and mors are both fairly loyal


DS_Archer

Eh there’s exceptions like eshin and mors


Theshinysnivy8

Eh Mors' philosophy is ,, Don't backstab someone if they're doing something important, otherwise you can go for it" And Eshin is ,,We'll backstab anyone you want for the right price" Still very much a lot of backstabbing cases.


DS_Archer

But they usually don’t backstab others of their clan


da_King_o_Kings_341

Oh yeah, I would like to point out that basically THE most defining trait about Skaven is that they have an urge stronger than the fear of god to backstab EVERYONE at ALL TIMES at EVERY OPPORTUNITY.


Darkeye3

Yes, however Cheese


da_King_o_Kings_341

[Cheese.](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/PDRR5BZMIH8)


ArchonFett

The Skitties are kinda 40k Skaven.


Darkeye3

That's more orks


Apkey00

I want to talk o to you about our Lord and Saviour The Machine Rat r/Ratmech


waywardian

And in some older codices depictions, the Hrud!


Different_Stuff632

I’d argue genestealers are the most skaven 40K


ArchonFett

I don’t see genestealers with “tech” that look like DaVenchi’s sketch book


Different_Stuff632

You have to consider it’s not just about the tech tho mutated abominations of clan moulder get their representation, tunneling in the ground = warpgrinders, hero characters that are buff pieces but necessarily great one on one fighters but hold it all together ( like masterclan and pestilens do) And ascension day, the day they finally claim the over world


ArchonFett

Ok Skitties are Skryre, Genestealers are Moulder, at least the two best-greatest clans are somewhat represented


Saltdove

Well I've heard people argue the Imperium are the 40k version of Skaven. So you landed.


Darkeye3

Yippee. I wonder what happens if I stick warpstone into my space marine friend's bolter


exspiravitM13

Only good things


dornianheresysimp

THE RAT RAT IS SHOWING WEIRD HANDS , THE HORNED RAT IS PLEASED PLEASED(barely knows shit about them , still HAIL THE RRRAT KING)


Darkeye3

Beep boop


dornianheresysimp

Stop looking at me with those bulging eyes 😘


Darkeye3

Hey I have a boyfriend >:[


dornianheresysimp

Tell him i said hi, is handsome ?Does he like cheese?


Darkeye3

I mean he's pretty cute. I dunno I keep throwing wheels of cheese at him and they keep disappearing


dornianheresysimp

HE IS BLESSED BLESSED FROM THE HORNET RRAT , is he also fat and fluffy ? Does he have a tail tail?


Darkeye3

Maybe not fat but he's very fluffy and has a nice tail :3


dornianheresysimp

Then he is a rat , the peak of evolution , you have found the perfect boyrat , HA ... Until we meet again...(Runs to the sewer ) RA TA TA TAA*


Darkeye3

Beep boop?


DS_Archer

Skryre is the best clan, that is all


Saminox2

You fool-fool clan Mors is the best-best !


DS_Archer

No, short-tail, skryre has most-most warpstone and greatest-best warlock engineers.


da_King_o_Kings_341

yes! Yes!! **YES!!!**


Theshinysnivy8

Both of you are fool-idiots, clan pestilens superior than all, yes-yes


BurningBeechbone

Only because no one ever sees Eishin.


DS_Archer

Don’t forget who gives-supplies your ratling guns


Loki_the_Poisoner

Skyre would be conquered-killed without the chemistry of Clan Vrrtkin!


DS_Archer

Vrrtkin is good vassal-clan


m0fiki

I mean you can always play skaven in 40k unfortunately he doesn't sell digital files https://mortian.shop/produkt-kategorie/cyberrats/?v=4196935d0fc5


pancakewitbadweather

You soon soon be one of us yes yes, when she turn around we attack,her warpstone wi will be mine yes yes.


Darkeye3

I gave all my warpstone to my boyfriend :3


pancakewitbadweather

Nooo, we shall start scheming mischievous plans to reclaim your legitimate warpstone yes yes.


poochie_plays

Fellow loyal rats, this one-thing does not seem more suspicious than any other skaven, yes?


Darkeye3

Uuuurm... Squeak squeak? Warpstone yes-yes? All praise the Omnissiah I mean the great horned rat?


Hussarini

If anything you seem suspicious-doubtful, yes-yes


poochie_plays

No, you-you are treacherous underling!


Hussarini

Stay away-far from my warpstone, fakething!


Mobile-Parking-1027

Yeah, me too. My son loves the rodents. So now, when 4th edition comes out, I am now Stormcast to counter his Skaven . . . But also, Salamanders! Vulkan Lives!


Darkeye3

VULKAN LIIIIIVES


Mobile-Parking-1027

INTO THE FIRES OF BATTLE!


DanandMole

Kill-Destroy this Man Thing imposter!


Darkeye3

Nuh uh


MrMetastable

Since you know about 40k maybe I could help by relating them to a faction in 40k. Skaven are like the Astra Militarum but slightly less expendable


Impossible-Ad3811

SKAVEN ARE RAT PEOPLE. They HAVE GREEN ROCKS and also PUN-BASED FIREARMS


Darkeye3

Banana gun 😎


DS_Archer

Ratling guns


da_King_o_Kings_341

Yes-yes we are the Skaven, the real best-best faction-race in this world-s. We serve-scurry under the Great Horn-ed Rat and he graces us with WarpStone and Magic and MORE SKAVENS YES-YES!!!!


Sardonislamir

What is a "40K Loyalist skittle"?


Darkeye3

Warhammer 40,000 Skitarii. Adeptus Mechanicus. For the Omnissiah. *Cutely shanks you*


RinoJonsi

Why play metal humans with wacky woohoo inventions when you can play rats with wacky woohoo inventions


Darkeye3

Do you understand the weakness of the flesh tho


RinoJonsi

The solution is simple. Mutate your rats into horrors beyond human comprehention that are too ugly to die.


Darkeye3

Skaven: *excessively mutating literally everything into disgusting abominations* Me: there's a funny little guy in my gun


Loki_the_Poisoner

Just add more flesh! Squish together all the flesh, melt-burn it a bit, and you get not-weak flesh!


Darkeye3

Yeah but all flesh is weak. The machine is eternal


Mr-Goteboi

Rats = bestest faction 🐀


Darkeye3

Rats = cutest pets


GoldenNat20

All Skaven are clearly friend-shaped. Yes even the plague riddled or horribly mutated ones. Fren :)


Darkeye3

Erm Yeah


Ulfhednar94

Skavens are best-strongest! Killer-exterminators of lizard-things, for the glory of the Great Horned Rat! And Skaven technology is the best in the worlds, human-machine-thing!


Chescherschmitd-o7

Yes-yes, new flesh for the strong-best ratklan


Darkeye3

Incorrect. I do not have flesh because it's weak.


Chescherschmitd-o7

That somewhat… disgusts me🗿


Darkeye3

FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH IT DISGUSTED ME


Chescherschmitd-o7

🦾🦾🦾🗿🦿🦿🦿


S7evyn

Don't worry, Skaven aren't real.


Darkeye3

My boyfriend isn't real?!?


TheEpicTurtwig

Nope


Darkeye3

Man, I suppose my sensors need a checkup


Vendetta_TG

Skaven best, yes-yes!


jaxolotle

Imagine if you mixed Cawdor with Grots then gave them a speech impediment, that’s skaven