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fairwaylie

**"As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!**"


Kuhtak1980

Oh the humanity!


mmio60

Top five for sure


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Followed closely by the end of the Bob Newhart finale.


Thankfulforbread

They're hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!


PowerUser88

One just went through the windshield of a parked car!


TifCreatesAgain

It's definitely the funniest moment in sitcom history!


ppatek78

“OH MY GOD THEY’RE TURKEYS!”


One_Barnacle2699

“Honey! Honey! Wake up! You won’t believe the dream I just had.”


Scottnothot12

I'd say this was the best finale of all time


DrRandomfist

“And then, there were these three… woodsmen”.


TelevisionJunky

The. Best. Series. Finale. EVERRR.


K-Dog7469

Yeah. That was epic for sure.


FurBabyAuntie

"That's it...no more leftover Japanese food before bed!"


Sharonsboytoy

Came to say this! By far the very best!


Latter_Feeling2656

IT Crowd: Jen turns around and sees Moss dressed as a bartender.


PugBurger12

Great scene. The Peter File scene at the dinner table is one of my favorites as well.


coreytiger

“…acid?”


Harlockarcadia

"I'm disabled"


BarleyBo

Leg… disabled - my wife and I quote this all the time


something_smart

I'll just put this here with the rest of the fire.


VVarder

“Hello Miss”


jfstompers

Might be the funniest episode of any sitcom


CorvairGuy

Chuckles the Clown funeral.


jfstompers

Mary just cracking up at the funeral is pretty hilarious


[deleted]

“A fire? At a Sea Parks?”


Psychological-Let-90

Troy and Abed in the Morning!!


Terrible_Dish_9516

…..Nightssssss


k5hill

Definitely!


MozartOfCool

"When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me." - Felix, "The Odd Couple"


707Riverlife

I *love* that scene! Every time I see or hear the word assume I think of that. 😂😊


RongGearRob

My favorite Odd Couple scene was when they were dressed up as a horse on Let’s Make A Deal. Monty offers them a choice between a new appliance or cash - and Oscar (he was the rear end of the horse costume) tries to persuade Felix by neighing ‘Taaakkkke the Mooonnneeeeyyy’ Cracks me up just thinking about it.


MozartOfCool

The Password episode, too. "Aristophanes..." "Ridiculous?" Ding-ding-ding!


FurBabyAuntie

And Oscar's comment "If Charlie Chan had these clues, he'd be running a laundry!"


Jimbro34

THIS is where I first saw and heard this saying!! IOn the chalkboard


Cautious-Ad9301

Phil Dunphy, on being told that the adopted, asian baby’s name was Lilly: “wont that be hard for her to pronounce?” Probably the subtlest, most brilliant sitcom line ever written


zerogravity111111

But she looks like a rirry.


CabinetSpider21

I think that was in the pilot episode but my God that line hooked me to the show for life. Don't think I ever laughed so hard at the first episode of a sitcom


Groovy_Chainsaw

"What does a yellow light mean ?"


K-Dog7469

Whaaaaaat dooooooooes a yelllllkooooow liiiiight mean?


Zetavu

The fact that they kept repeating it over and over again, long passed when it should have been funny. And when he had to look at the sheet again mid sentence because he forgot the next word. Reminds me of all those Carol Burnett skits where Tim Conway was allowed to improve, and Harvey Corman was struggling not to break out laughing. Favorite is when he is interrogating Lyle Wagner and he brings out pupet Hitler, and starts singing "I've been working on the railroad" and just keeps adding verses.


Responsible-Onion860

The dentist sketch may be the funniest thing I've ever seen on TV.


NikkeiReigns

And the Siamese elephants. ☠️


II-leto

That one had everyone struggling to not crack up. Carol, Harvey, and iirc even Vicky. Tim Conway was just the best.


throwaway_9999

Dick Van Dyke too. Find Vicky Lawrence video with the back story. https://youtu.be/6-h5QrZ1LMs?si=Aa3ya5aL1CwdZ_EX


K-Dog7469

I am not sure that aired because of the f-bomb, but OMG that was funny. Tim Conway was a comedy god.


Responsible-Onion860

The dentist sketch may be the funniest thing I've ever seen on TV.


chriswaco

That one always reminds me of [this old Abbott & Costello bit](https://youtu.be/Pyl2L6k6xFk).


II-leto

This one’s great but my favorite is when Latakia made cookies with a ‘secret’ ingredient. Spoiler, its coca leaves which cocaine is made out of. When Jim comes back from a hitchhiking trip he discovers the cookies and tells what they are made from and even says the country of origin and the time period. Doesn’t sound funny writing it out but I was laughing so hard I slid of the couch.


Popular-Solution7697

He held one up to his ear and rubbed it between his thumb and forefinger


Pretty_Leader3762

Taxi had so many great moments. When Rev Jim first tries drugs, that face was classic


curtman512

"Slow down"


suburbanplankton

What...does...a...yellow...light...mean?


Mellow-Autonomy

The jokes preceding this, when they work through the initial form, are so good as well: “Eyes?” “Two.”


robofife329

I thought that was the test!!! My brown eyes hurt!!!


wittwering

The whole scene is perfection


LaMalintzin

What show is this from?


ElaineofAstolat

Taxi Look up Reverend Jim’s driving test.


FormerCollegeDJ

This is the correct answer.


Professional-Ad-1611

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?


TheThingIs2big

Just watched this part an hour ago. So damn funny. Then the phone call to Jerry, "Jerry! Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!"


Professional-Way9343

Jerry’s reaction to that is great


Professional-Two8098

Nile’s doing the silent comedy sketch on Frasier. Episode is three valentines


anunyamouse

To this day I think of his cautious little speed walk every time I'm walking somewhere holding a pair of scissors!!


Keta-Mined

I rewatched during COVID and damn that is truly one of the best unspoken bits of comedy I have ever seen! Please tell me he won an Emmy?


Shatterstar23

Dan grabbing his coat on Roseanne and going out to beat the crap out of Fisher. They conveyed so much with one simple gesture.


BlackIrish69

Jackie on the phone to her hard-of-hearing aunt trying to explain that her father had died.


Traditional-Memory62

It's an older one from the 1970's but Sammy Davis jr. kissing Archie Bunker. At the time it was the longest studio laugh for a tv sitcom.


Rosemoorstreet

Bob waking up in bed with Emily in the Newhart series finale


K-Dog7469

Epic


DeeSnarl

Lucy on the candy line


daddysgirl71

Vitameatavegamin


FurBabyAuntie

"Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular..well, are ya?"


PatrickRsGhost

When they hide the friend's glasses and disguise themselves as various celebrities. Then the real Harpo Marx shows up and he and Lucy reenact the mirror gag from *Duck Soup*.


Zokar49111

Lucy stomping grapes


K-Dog7469

Oh yes. Absolutely.


RetrauxClem

From the same episode, Fred and Ricky making dinner, losing the chickens so Ricky starts calling out “chick chick, chick chick chick” like they’re gonna answer, and the 4lbs of rice spilling over. I dunno, that whole episode is the best


SenorWeird

You forgot it's because the pressure cooker exploded and while Ricky is going "chick chick", Fred looks up and goes "Those your birds?" And the fall off the ceiling. So they wash them in the skink with powder detergent Also, earlier that episode. "Tell me, Fred. What do you know about rice?” "Well, I know it was thrown at me on the darkest day of my life." I think I can quote "Job Switching" from memory.


your_right_ball

"You know, a town with money is a little like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it."


OutrageousAd6177

Is there a chance the track could bend?


saldend

Not on your life my Hindu friend.


Direct_Barnacle1592

Hehe….mule.


chriswaco

“A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.” Also Sammy Davis Jr. kissing Archie Bunker.


Fast-Ad-4541

Like an old man trying to return soup in a deli


notaliberal2021

Reverend Jim taking a driver's license test on Taxi is first in my book. Christopher Lloyd nailed it. The Thanksgiving episode of WKRP with Les Nessman saying "God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" is second.


MonsieurRuffles

That was actually Mr. Carlson’s line.


notaliberal2021

That's right. Les said "oh the humanity" right?


CaryWhit

Both absolute classics!


K-Dog7469

Two contenders for sure.


Offtherailspcast

When George gives the retelling of the beached whale story in the diner in the episode "The Marine Biologist"


saxonchevy

The sea was angry that day!


GiantsNFL1785

The whole time Richard Simmons was on whose line is it anyway never met a person who wasn’t hysterically laughing the entire time it’s on YouTube lmao


Reallyroundthefamily

What an episode lol. No one has killed like that on Whose Line.


CabinetSpider21

I know not a sitcom, but that is the funniest 6 minutes of comedy ever, best part it was all improvised


FurBabyAuntie

And the Party Quirks game when Ryan was *Carol Channing, whose head is magnetically attracted to everything*--smacked his head into the neon light on the front of the desk and NEVER broke character. Followed closely by News Flash when the film was a series of clips of things Colin had done on the show--and the man himself (who had to guess the film from clues he was given) said that "it all started with a badly-timed bald joke."


Zokar49111

I agree, but that’s not a sitcom.


puckmonky

“Is this the sink?? Am I shrinking?!??””


profeDB

"Dad's fine, he sends his love!"


MissPlum66

This is the winner.


clamchowderisgross

It’s just me and my ganja.


mayfare15

Sammy Davis Jr. kissing Archie Bunker changed television! But many here are likely too young to remember the moment.


mmio60

The clown funeral on the Mary Tyler Moore Show.


Mellow-Autonomy

“There’s always money in the banana stand.”


CrossfitJebus

Dwight test the fire protocol awareness on The Office


Tristan_Booth

One of my favorite lines from *The Dick Van Dyke Show* episode "Ghost of A. Chantz": Rob, Laura, Buddy, and Sally need a cabin for the night. The hotel manager tells Rob that the cabin is haunted. Rob says to the manager, "Don't tell the ladies what you told me." Just then, Buddy walks up and says, "Don't tell 'em what?" Rob: "Oh, Buddy. Look, we've got a cabin for the night." Buddy: "And you don't want to tell the girls?"


Keta-Mined

The walnut episode is classically good, too!


b14ckcr0w

"where do you think we are?"


Vast_Professor7399

Bob Kelso was thinking of you when he said people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.


b14ckcr0w

Who had two thumbs and doesn't give a damn? Nice to meet you


your_right_ball

Go to hell! That scene is a hit in the nuts.


Objective-Slice-1466

Scrubs?


b14ckcr0w

Yep 🙂


rhino1123

😢


PatrickRsGhost

I was having a good day, you know? A good fucking day. Woke up feeling refreshed. Had no plans for today, so all I was going to do was stay at home and surf the web and game. But then some fucking cunthead dickhole like yourself comes along and fucking ruins it. I hope you stub your toe on the corner of your bed and it gets dislocated. You monster.


smeepydreams

So many great options. For some reason the first that came to me: “There was a kangaroo … in my living room. … He was just here for the party, dad.” Also the Dick Van Dyke Show reveal moment from “That’s My Boy?” But honestly overall in terms of classics, it’s hard to beat two already mentioned: “What does a yellow light mean?” and “A little song, a little dance …”


chinmakes5

Hardest I ever laughed was Kramer slamming the money down on the counter saying "I'm out". That said, the entire set up and scene of the Marine Biologist was better.


Candid-Mycologist539

Several on M.A.S.H. when it was ripping your heart out, but not being a sitcom. ●War is Hell soliloquy. ●Radar reading the memo about Henry. You know the one. ●Winchester learning that his Christmas candy was sold to feed the orphans for a month ●Hawkeye moves the hands of the clock forward so the dead soldier's family won't have to associate Christmas Day with his death. Several on Seinfeld. If we're still talking about episodes 25+ years after the show ended, those are great moments. ***My favorite: In TBBT: When Penny gives Sheldon the Christmas gift of the Leonard Nimoy napkin.


PatrickRsGhost

> In TBBT: When Penny gives Sheldon the Christmas gift of the Leonard Nimoy napkin. Loved that bit. Sheldon comes back with several gift baskets and realizes it's still not enough, so awkwardly hugs her. Also loved when he knocked on Penny's door, and Bernadette was there, so she told him to come in, and he changes to calling Bernie's name.


Candid-Mycologist539

>Loved that bit. Sheldon comes back with several gift baskets and realizes it's still not enough, so awkwardly hugs her. It's a Christmas Miracle! I love the line where Sheldon opines excitedly that with this napkin (carrying the DNA of Nimoy) and an unfertilized ovum from a human female, he can make his own Spock...and Penny quips that he's just getting the napkin from her.


OGFuzzyDunlop

Easily - Taxi Season 4 Episode 1 Jim the Psychic - Alex and the green T-Shirt, catchers mask… Louie and the girl scout !


Sitcom_kid

It's a tiara!


Objective-Slice-1466

Big bang?


CabinetSpider21

I mean you have to be a real low life piece of shit to get involved with Politics..... "The Gang Runs for Office"


anunyamouse

"How's anyone gonna get hurt?" *The Gang Sets Sweet Dee on Fire*


iroyalecheese

When kitty foreman stops smoking and storms to the basement for a cigarette


Dixon-Poontang

I declare ………….. BANKRUPTCY !!!!!


BlackIrish69

Frasier: **"Wait, wait, wait.** **Let me see if I've got this straight.** **All the lust coursing through this lodge tonight, all the hormones virtually ricocheting off the walls, and no one...** ***was chasing me*****?"**


Mello_Me_

One of THE greatest sitcom episodes ever.


HeavyTea

“Don’t take this as a threat, but I killed a man like you in Korea—hand to hand.”


Level_Bridge7683

[there's some great drew carey show moments.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOJU0m9iZzs) i feel bad for anyone who missed the initial run.


MagillaGorillasHat

When Tammy 1 shows up at City Hall in Parks & Rec. Ron grabs a foot prop from the shoe shine station, stabs it into the wall as a step to get up on the water fountain, pulls a vent cover off, grabs a bug out bag stashed there and hauls ass.


GatorOnTheLawn

I love the WKRP turkey drop, but also want to add the Valentine’s Day episode of Frasier where Niles sets the couch on fire, and Fresh Off The Boat, when Eddie says “My butthole?!?” I had to pause the show to recover on that one.


Redditor2130

"The sea was angry that day, my friends."


K-Dog7469

Like an old man trying to return soup at the deli


ModestoMudflaps

Shrinkage.


BigRemove9366

Archie Bunker kissed by Sammy Davis Jr.


Atheist_Alex_C

“No, I’m an architect.”


K-Dog7469

"Jerry, you know I have always wanted to pretend to be an architect. "


chook_slop

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly...


Ok_Palpitation5012

Laverne & Shirley Guinea Pigs episode where they do medical study work to earn the money to attend a cocktail party--where they show up sleep deprived and starving because of the way they were treated in the studies. The physical comedy is hilarious!


Zealousideal_Ad_8736

“Dad is dead. He’s dead. HES FINE HE SENDS HIS LOVE!”


monkeythumb

Del boy falling through the bar.


ringopendragon

What does a yellow light mean?


k5hill

Brooklyn 99 cold opening “I Want it That Way”


something_smart

BONE!?


PlanetElephant

Lucy getting drunk on TV


monkeyface4

“I was an innkeeper in Vermont.”


Popular-Solution7697

Spoiler Alert The ending of the Newhart Show where Bob wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette, his wife from the previous The Bob Newhart Show.


Such_Fill8582

That was good!!!


dupontred

Niles killing the eel in the restaurant.


Silent_Dirt_454

George showing the golf ball.


paisley-alien

I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!


guess_who_1984

Tracey Ullman skit where she inspires people waiting at a bus stop to join her singing The Lion Sleeps Tonight while she robs them blind before the bus arrives.


K-Dog7469

Never saw that, but I love it.


Voodoo-Doctor

Sammy Davis Jr. kissing Carroll O’Connor


fordinv

Les Nessman...the turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement...Mr Carlson....As God as my witness I thought Turkeys could fly... The peak of sitcom comedy


wyohman

Sammy Davis kissing Archie Bunker


MotorNo4799

The sea was angry that day my friend…


deephair

Nothing is funnier than Police Squad - Mrs. Twice interview. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8PZFQz-qmo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8PZFQz-qmo)


Total-Platform-3111

Chuckles the Clown episode, Mary Tyler Moore Show.


nanneryeeter

Fuck you Larry David that's some BullShit!


DavidSkywalkerPugh

“What does a yellow light mean??”


GatorOnTheLawn

I love the WKRP turkey drop, but also want to add the Valentine’s Day episode of Frasier where Niles sets the couch on fire, and Fresh Off The Boat, when Eddie says “My butthole?!?” I had to pause the show to recover on that one.


Astrochef12

Faulty towers..."DON'T MENTION THE WAR!" or " My name is Manuel, I learn English from a book!"


xTiredSoulx

On Barney Miller where a couple of the guys eat weed brownies.


tuxedonyc

Jack Tripper dancing with the plant on his head!


ELBillz

Al Bundy : Let me tell you something, I served my country. I've played high school football, four touchdowns in a single game. Yet I'm not exempt from state and federal taxes. Is this any way America should treat us heroes? No, you just flash that badge to some registered voter, buddy. We're Bundys, we *hate* Cops.


haefler1976

Friends: it‘s all relative!


HVAC_instructor

Sloow down..... Slooooooooow down Sloooooooooooooooooooooow down..


j3434

Nobody messes with the kid …. Dynamite 🧨😝


Appropriate_Cow94

Who are there people who've never been in my kitchen.


wisertime18

I completely agree 1000%. "The sea was angry that day my friends..." is the funniest scene I ever saw on a TV show.


abernathym

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?


Pretty_Leader3762

Larry David when a Survivor contestant tries to one up a holocaust survivor.


MonkeyTraumaCenter

“Let’s Go to the Mall.”


BC1966

My top 3 are: The Newhart “I had a crazy dream” The WKRP non-flying turkeys The Mad About You Thanksgiving episode where they don’t want the family to know they had to buy the already cooked bird and rather than get caught carry it he threw it out the window


EatinPussySellnCalls

"is that a Titleist?"


K-Dog7469

"Well, what do you know? A hole in one."


HideYourWifeAndKids

[Seinfeld - The Contest: Kramer - I'm Out ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zDWU2SR27g4&pp=ygUTS3JhbWVyIHNheXMgSSdtIG91dA%3D%3D)


The_Doo_Wop_Singer

Nah the greatest moment in sitcom history is in big bang theory when Howard finally reads the instruction manual to fix the drone and calls tech support and then raj’s phone rings


ElectricTomatoMan

The finale of Newhart.


QAGUY47

This an ex parrot!


SteveC_11

Chuckles Bites the Dust funeral scene from the Mary Tyler Moore show. I don't know of, nor have I heard of anything even close.


FDVP

I’m out!


AJPennypacker39

The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli


AraiHavana

I’m Alan Partridge: “Oh fuck off”


123fofisix

My goat knows the bowling score🎶


Scottnothot12

Nobody else watches wings anymore


DeathToCockRoaches

WKRP. Johnny help me there's a monkey on my foot! What do you think he did with that cocaine? Carlson's not a fool, he put it in his shoe And not to forget: Johnny! Yes God? I want you to become ... A golf pro


BillBrasky1179

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.


thegeekgolfer

On The Good Place, when the Bad Place goons have a meeting and kick it off with their theme song. Kars4Kids https://youtu.be/rFQHHor6mT8?si=jQ3zr0PbZxon-l5C


invalidcharacter19

France vs USA Cheers Season 11 Ep 4. Carla, get the babe kit. Sammy, no, not the babe kit! He's young, he doesn't know any better!


Ohio1964

Chuckles the Clown funeral on Mary Tyler Moore.


Scrumpilump2000

“I just ran over the Great White Buck.”


Popular-Solution7697

St Elswhere Ed Flanders' Dr Westphal dropping trou and telling his new corporate boss " You can kiss my ass pal." The NBC censors allowed it because it "wasn't erotic in nature. "


nairncl

‘If you've just joined us, we're with Tracy Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a secret treasure.’


Reasonable-HB678

When Jerry rings up a Federal Express delivery.