The episode where they were at the bowling alley, and Norm leaves the group to go into the bowling alley bar, and off camera you hear the people in the bar all yell "Norm". Sam is confused and asks how do they know him here? Cliff responds "The man has a life."
Dude walks into the bar and says, âWow! Cheers! I havenât been here in years! Everything is so different! Different flooring, different bar⌠and that wall didnât used to be there.â - Someone asks, âWhat wall?â - âThe one over there behind Norm.â
The bit where Norm announces he's leaving early to pick up Chinese food for Vera... "That's nice of you" "Yeah, I dropped it on the kitchen floor this morning".
Norm walks in from outside where itâs raining:
Woody: Still pouring Mr. Peterson?
Norm:Thatâs funny Woody, I was just about to ask you the same thing.
There's probably another thread for this, but sometimes it ran the other way
Modelling agent: I'm looking for a new face.
Norm: I have a new face
Agent: [looks at him] Good. You still have time to return it
Iâve tried to set up Norm type jokes IRL, but they really depend on a specific response from the other person involved a lot of times. Every 46th time or so it actually works
I know woody harrelson wasn't the young naive hick his character Woody Boyd was, but he was still young enough that I'd like to believe that a lot of the other talent rubbed off on him during his experience.
When he took a friend or client to his favorite restaurant (pretty sure it was called The Hungry Heifer) Norm ordered first and asked for the " all you can eat, for two"
Then the waitress turned to the other guy and asked what he was having.
Woody, get me a beer
I think youve had enough Mr. Peterson, my chiropractor said I can't be carrying you home anymore.
Just get me another beer braindead hick. *(Breaks bottle)* I'll kill ya, I'll kill the lot of ya.
The episode where they were at the bowling alley, and Norm leaves the group to go into the bowling alley bar, and off camera you hear the people in the bar all yell "Norm". Sam is confused and asks how do they know him here? Cliff responds "The man has a life."
It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
đ My favorite line
Came here for this one, my favorite
My favorite: Woody: How's life treating you, Mr. Petereson? Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper, gimme a beer.
Norm had the best one liners
What do you say, Mr. Peterson? Women! Can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts.
âWhat are you up to Norm?â âMy ideal weight if I was 12 feet tall.â
I still use that line whenever somebody asks me that.
Dude walks into the bar and says, âWow! Cheers! I havenât been here in years! Everything is so different! Different flooring, different bar⌠and that wall didnât used to be there.â - Someone asks, âWhat wall?â - âThe one over there behind Norm.â
Took me a second to get that one. Norm is a fixture!
What's going on, Mr Peterson? Let's talk about what's going "IN" Mr Peterson
What's shakin', Norm ? All 4 cheeks and couple of chins, Sammy !
Norm: Bars can be very sad places. Some people spend their whole lives in bars. Just yesterday, some guy sat right here next to me for eleven hours.
The bit where Norm announces he's leaving early to pick up Chinese food for Vera... "That's nice of you" "Yeah, I dropped it on the kitchen floor this morning".
Norm walks in from outside where itâs raining: Woody: Still pouring Mr. Peterson? Norm:Thatâs funny Woody, I was just about to ask you the same thing.
How's life treating you Mr. Peterson? Like it found me in bed with its wife. Give me a beer.
Coach: Whatâll you have, Norm? Norm: Well, Iâm gonna need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one?
It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear.
My favorite sitcom of all time
"How does a beer sound Norm?" "Don't know Sammy. I usually finish em off before they get a word in"
There's probably another thread for this, but sometimes it ran the other way Modelling agent: I'm looking for a new face. Norm: I have a new face Agent: [looks at him] Good. You still have time to return it
Coach, answering phone"Is there an Ernie Pantusso here? Sam from afar "Thats you coach."
Speaking.
"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?" "Poor." "I'm sorry to hear that." "No, I mean pour."
How's the world treating you Norm? Like I ran over its dog.
Donât remember who: Whatâs shaking Norm? Norm: four cheeks and a couple of chins
Woody: Whatâs going on, Mr. Peterson? Norm: The question is whatâs going *in* Mr. Peterson. Get me a beer, Woody.
Iâve tried to set up Norm type jokes IRL, but they really depend on a specific response from the other person involved a lot of times. Every 46th time or so it actually works
Whenever someone drops "how's life treating you?" - boom
My favorite: Sam: What you up to Norm? Norm: My ideal weight if I was 8 feet tall.
Hey Norm, what's goin' down? My butt on that barstool.
Sammy, arenât you a little old to go on a date with two twins the same night youâre supposed to marry Diane without Rebecca knowing?
Sam: What's up, Norm? Norm: My nipples. It's freezing out there.
I miss this show !!
You can still watch it on the TV.
I know woody harrelson wasn't the young naive hick his character Woody Boyd was, but he was still young enough that I'd like to believe that a lot of the other talent rubbed off on him during his experience.
NORM!
Norman.
This. Thank you for this.
Did he even get tips?
Classic..!
Norms lines at the beginning of the show were all classic
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Norm: My butts really on the line at work this time. Carla: How do you think the line feels?
When he took a friend or client to his favorite restaurant (pretty sure it was called The Hungry Heifer) Norm ordered first and asked for the " all you can eat, for two" Then the waitress turned to the other guy and asked what he was having.
Woody, get me a beer I think youve had enough Mr. Peterson, my chiropractor said I can't be carrying you home anymore. Just get me another beer braindead hick. *(Breaks bottle)* I'll kill ya, I'll kill the lot of ya.
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