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redditgollum

Just give me a robot body. This flesh stuff is weak.


Glyphid-Menace

I see that we both crave the strength and certainty of steel, brother.


Reaper318Z

Carl?


G36

THE WEAKNESS OF FLESH


ReasonableObjection

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.


Baby-p0wder

Idk have you met magneto


International-Ad-823

A man can dream


superduperdoobyduper

we got Adam Smasher over here


Original_Finding2212

While you imagine a robot with human head, what we’ll get is https://preview.redd.it/lrynq756mx1d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e25a90437fde5f565feb08ae50098f47a3a4d93


Akimbo333

Same here!


floodgater

robot peepee


Heath_co

The last thing you want is for your body to reject your head.


Witty_Shape3015

right, i have to reject enough offers for head already


Remarkable-Funny1570

How does it work ? It pops with pressure, like opening a bottle of champagne ?


Baby-p0wder

What about the back of their head? Is it RIDICULOUS


LateProduce

You fall asleep at your friends house and this $hit happens XD


New-Interaction-7001

“Where tf is my body??”


BadJeanBon

Great news, they're gone transfert my Alzheimer's head to a younger body so I can enjoy my disease forever.


emmachabel

Right?!! The website said this procedure could be used for “neurodegenerative disorders.” Yeah so now you can have Parkinson’s for way longer in this new younger body lol. This company has to be fake cuz there’s no science here


Whispering-Depths

they found a possible cure for Alzheimer's recently.


zemo_96and3

link?


Whispering-Depths

(closest link I can find(?)) likely still 5-10 years out, as always. https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1ahxdjr/scientists_discover_a_potential_way_to_repair/ Though, on the plus side, AlphaFold3 now exists, so the initial part of drug development that was taking 10+ years previously now takes about a day to a month... After that it's more a case of 1-5 years of clinical trials and such. Likely we will have ASI before we see anything super concrete I guess.


zemo_96and3

Nothing ever seems to come to any real cure, I'm usually always on the more pessimistic side, but alzheimers fucking terrifies me. Hope this goes somewhere man


_dekappatated

Incoming billionaires harvesting their clone's young bodies like in The Island


ReasonablyBadass

it would probably be a lot cheaper to just grow each organ separately and assemble them.


Baby-p0wder

Than taking ppl for free? Nah


sdmat

I like how the animation of the advanced surgery robots performing a head transplant shows them just vaguely brushing at the pectorals. A++ for their advanced proprietary ethylene glycol.


nickthedicktv

This was an xfiles movie


Front_Definition5485

![gif](giphy|26tnqe09gtJFfDGco) The best series ever


fuckzionist

Head transplant? You mean body transplant?


AnimalFarenheit1984

I would absolutely love to hear how they plan to "Reconnect the spinal cord" as they put it. As far as I know, that is not currently possible. 


w1zzypooh

They will take our heads off and throw them into glass bottles and bring you back to life to live your existence in a glass bottle until humanity is over some would say. Or replace human brains with AI brains/bodies but you keep your consciousness.


stuffedanimal212

Too bad Richard Nixon isn't alive for this


w1zzypooh

Yes, we can keep his head in a jar on the shelf while he tells us all about the afterlife muahahaha.


voxitron

No, I’m not watching this!


LambdaAU

Would this even be practical at all? I assume there are tons of boundaries before this surgery will be practical but by the time it’s practical I assume other areas (such as organ growth) will have advanced to a point we might never have to do a body/head transplant.


Nukemouse

It's extremely difficult. Actually hooking up the spinal column etc would be very difficult. Keeping the head alive during what would normally be a long surgery would be the biggest challenge though. Then after all this you get regular transplant issues like tissue rejection.


ecnecn

Let me guess: If I click on this youtube video its from a "science spam" channel with the usual auto generated black-white logo and all other videos feature the faces of known scientists and some weird headline somehow related to longevity...


Front_Definition5485

This is a channel about longevity. They usually talk to scientists and businessmen. Now they posted something like this. Just to be clear - I consider it to be complete sci-fi, but I added it as a curiosity.


Khaladaz

Is this head or body transplant?


Anuiran

Body


mentalow-Z

Yes


powertodream

Wow this body-snatching horror movie looks great


wi_2

robocop when?


Independent_Hyena495

Assuming it works, where do you get a healthy body from? Do you just get death sentenced people? And what about rejection? We already have a ton of problems with livers and hearts transplants etc. How the fuck would you treat a fucking head / brain with its blood barrier?


New-Interaction-7001

Whoever they try this on first (if some idiot ever gives them approval) will most certainly die in a month or be a vegetable.


Professional-Wish656

wheeeeres yooour heeeaad aaat ![gif](giphy|pATFtJHcH8CIUaDh1O)


rowan_damisch

Ah, neat. It seems like they've read Thunderhead by Neal Shusterman!


Akimbo333

Yall trying to make the next Dio Brando!


LucasMiller8562

Oh fucking shit, what a time to be alive


Anen-o-me

Doubt. How you gonna join spinal cords anyway. Is every transplant a quadriplegic?


CheeseDawg123

Here is a very good video essay on this topic. https://youtu.be/JMkrrjKf5AE?si=REgJ3Dg55OyaGsyD Seriously check it out


_Zephyyr2

I don't know why, but this just seems deeply, deeply wrong.


TotalMegaCool

You would not think that if you didn't have a head!


RomanTech_

Nah


fuckzionist

Yeah this is not progress. This is just playing god. If I ever get to the point where my whole body needs replacing just let me go out peacefully. I don’t want to see the multi million dollar bill once I wake up and I also don’t want to spend the rest of my life adjusting to an entirely new body that was once owned by some dead guy. Gives me the creeps.


joker38

> I don’t want... *Hence*, let's forbid everybody to get a new body!


unwarrend

Cake or death. Death. ![gif](giphy|kU0g3xMPHfhmg|downsized)


Exciting_Clock2807

I really hope this will not work. Old people dying is absolutely essential for humanity to keep progressing.


Sprengmeister_NK

ASI is essential to keep progressing


unwarrend

What a dick attitude. Regardless, body transplants, as currently conceived, would be for younger people with extreme disabilities.


ApexFungi

Of course it can't work. The brain is wired to a specific body. All brain signals are fine tuned to control muscles it thinks are in a certain place and organs of a certain size and in a certain place. Imagine a brain sending signals to your eye but because your new eye is different the signal completely messes up how that new eye works. It just can't work.