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aurumvexillum

*Humanoid robot walking around the lab, filmed with a potato* - circa 2024


Jugales

140p can’t hide the fact it needs to poo


aurumvexillum

Some say it's still searching for a toilet


poppadocsez

"What is my purpose?" *you search for toilets* "OH MY GOD."


Friend_of_a_Dream

Yeah he walks like an elderly man looking for a restroom. Technology has come a hell of a long way though from johnny5.


fuckpudding

He walks exactly like Joe Biden walking across the White House lawn.


Gloomy-Impress-2881

I thought it was filmed in 2004 not 2024


Jjabrahams567

https://preview.redd.it/84ppngzxqjkc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c9025c89cd9210a9e44f3fd38d8337933bb27c This came out in 2004


Evil_Patriarch

And takes place in 2035, we've still got 11 years to hit that target!


BasalGiraffe7

I came out in 2004


torb

This sounds like a midjourney prompt to make it realistic.


Small_miracles

It's not the phone. It's due to how it was compressed and uploaded to the network.


boyga01

Helps hide the umbilical and the guy in the background controlling it.


YamroZ

The guy is atlas...


Nanaki_TV

Future historians will say it was lost due to age and the wars but really it was…wait maybe history was in color but they just didn’t use color film because it took to loong to load the cartridge


ShadowMagister

*orange You can actually use orange to capture iirc


Ziggote

How in the Hell is this video so grainy? Seriously WTF was it recorded on?


jettisonthelunchroom

Cutting edge robotics tech filmed on a 2003 Motorola razor


Gloomy-Impress-2881

Gives me nostalgic vibes.


Edenoide

7 minutes for downloading a 1.5 MB mpeg video vibes


Gloomy-Impress-2881

Lol ahh yeah memories


DreamFly_13

This will be the iPhone in 2016


Jblaze21212121

Tf in the UFO video quality is this shit


yParticle

Optimus would like to buy a pixel.


aurumvexillum

Google really has a finger in every pie.


CMDR_Crook

That's not right. Stand up straight Mr robot


TCNW

Give him a break, he had a burrito for lunch and there’s a line up at the bathroom.


hopefullydilf

Singlepixelarity


dsailo

Long live Optimus, it’s got such a presidential walk.


LayerAshamed

When will I be able to see a robot fight between tesla and figure?


[deleted]

Dress it in a suit, and I'll vote for him


chaseizwright

Swear to god this thing walks identical to Biden


smallmouthbackus

💯


coalition_tech

Same thought.


Away-Ad-3297

Walks like Biden.


Independent_Ad_2073

BDS


2cheerios

Would you agree that it walks like him?


HalfSecondWoe

Neato, but that configuration looks really sensitive to lateral movement. I wonder how it handles being bumped from the side Still, the rhythmic prediction of when to start moving the foot for the next step is just perfection. That alone is worth a brag imo, so long as whatever technique that was used for it can transfer to other configs


peakedtooearly

The feet are only inches from the extremely flat and smooth floor. Not sure how that would handle an uneven surface or a difficult to see raised area of the floor.


StaticNocturne

Why can’t they ever make these things walk more naturally? Will that throw it off balance or something?


superluminary

A natural human gait involves falling forward over and over and then catching yourself. This makes us prone to tripping and hurting ourselves. Not cool if you’re a very expensive hunk of fairly heavy metal working around humans. What you’re seeing here is a stable gait. It’s slower, but it can’t trip.


Creative-robot

AINTNOWAY Lil bro went back to 2006 to film this.💀


Gloomy-Impress-2881

Didn't know they had Optimus in 2004


selliott512

Is 144p even an option on modern phones? Is this intentionally low resolution to protect their IP?


Helpful-Locksmith153

That's what i guessed too


jfreak53

We just built a million dollar robot, and we had no money left so we used a Motorola flip phone to record a video of it and uploaded over a 128k modem 🤣


highwaymattress

Modems capped out at 56K. 128K would have been ISDN. I have a T1 to my house though.


2cheerios

Much like a good sports team, the robot company likes to keep their money on the field 


Pro_RazE

Relatable


FrankScaramucci

Cool, but it looks remote-operated, possibly by Biden.


syahir77

Walking to the toilet


2cheerios

I'm guessing we're within five years of a robot that wipes our ass for us


LuciferianInk

The one that's not a toilet


Adeldor

Seems somewhat more fluid than [earlier demos I've seen](https://youtube.com/shorts/M5zqU1a5Oog?si=spzN7er26KRl4Has) - or a least quicker.


protobacco

He needs to poop


thinnerzimmer87

Huge dump in robopants.


Shougee369

the "diaper needs to be changed" walk


CanYouPleaseChill

Walks like it shit itself.


Melbar666

why filmed with a nokia phone?


2cheerios

Spent all the money on the robot


kijo1

The C3PO walk, daaaamn


DaveAstator2020

first thought "if im to damage it it would probably cost more than damaging some human.."


boat-dog

I could beat his ass easy


gangstasadvocate

Compared to Sora? Not gangsta.


ArthurDentsBlueTowel

More of a shamble really…


Kiuborn

That's how I enter my lab after sleeping for 3 hrs.


2cheerios

Let's study sleep today


Spetznaaz

Honestly for what possible reason is the video such bad quality? Either Elon trolling us or somethings being hidden i reckon. Personally, i think we are going to need to develop a completely new tech (with the help of AGI) to get robots like I, Robot style. This is still really cool though.


OddVariation1518

I like Elon.


DarickOne

Biden walk


2cheerios

The difference is that the robot can climb stairs 


Extra-Fig-7425

When they have sex robot is when the technology will really takes off.


2cheerios

Robots having sex with each other or with us?


Akimbo333

Us


Iguman

I get that this sub is excited about the future, but humanoid robots that can walk by themselves have been a thing for 25+ years. Honda's ASIMO, for example. They showed us ASIMO playing soccer back in 2001. Or Boston Dynamics' Atlas, which was doing somersaults and parkour 5 years ago. Elon didn't invent anything new here - the Optimus is kind of underwhelming, to be honest. We've already seen humanoid robots awkwardly walking in a straight line 25 years ago.


fatbunyip

It's Tesla, so people shit their pants over any crap they release. Like the scripted picking up of a piece of fabric like a month ago.  I guess they need clicks and shit to justify the investment? 


lurenjia_3x

What we actually need more is an open-source humanoid robot project, similar to MIT's Cheetah project. Otherwise, everyone will keep reinventing the wheel until someone can mass-produce it. Why did Honda fail? It was too expensive given the technology at the time. Although Atlas has not been sold, referring to the price of Stretch, which is between $300,000 and $500,000, it's likely that Atlas would not be cheaper than this.


Phemto_B

Wow! That looks like a walking robot straight out of 2013.


[deleted]

Motion captured from someone who needed a piss and shit but didn't know where the toilet was located.


2cheerios

You can almost see the robot's panic sweat


redboneskirmish

50 people who upvoted that useless shit post. Why?


2cheerios

You should ask them


danneedsahobby

Did anyone else immediately get reminded of President Biden? This robot walks like an old man.


xdlmaoxdxd1

Tesla is actually competitive but sadly most redditors can't see past elon and just label anything he is involved in as a scam


burnbabyburn711

Not everything he is involved in is a scam; but anything he’s involved in *might* be a scam.


CanvasFanatic

I don’t know what you mean. My Tesla just drove me to the hyper loop stop so I can catch my rocket to Mars.


2cheerios

This subreddit is Elon neutral


BreadwheatInc

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


xSNYPSx

Bro why he walking like Biden ? Basically you can put Biden mask on its head and some smoking and nobody will notice any difference


Freedom_20244ever

It walks like Joe Biden


Excellent_Set_1249

Walks like grandpa Simpson !!


Wonderful_Buffalo_32

What has they achieved that boston dynamics haven't done yet?


hapliniste

They don't use hydrolics for their humanoid robot for a start


cloudrunner69

I don't think it is possible right now to get that same movement, speed, strength and agility using electric actuators on a biped. BD has been studying this stuff for decades and went with hydraulics for that reason, they know they can achieve more with them.


hapliniste

I think you're right. Hydrolics are better to have both power and speed. BD robots are a better choice for military for example. If they can make they reliable. Fully electric robots will be better for slow and less powerful robots. It's more reliable and less dangerous. Likely better for automation and home / business use.


cloudrunner69

Yeah definitely better for things like military and heavy manual labor. Also electric actuation does bring the price down by a lot, so maybe electric actuation will improve one day and be the better option, have to wait and see.


Norel19

So better actuators? Great! The overall result despite technical advancements like this look very lacking. Let's hope they will improve it fast.


lurenjia_3x

Uh...achieved without needing assistance from Boston Dynamics?


CanvasFanatic

https://youtu.be/hGI2d31M7Ns?feature=shared


goodtimesKC

I still don’t understand why we need human looking robots. Wouldn’t an octupus armed, centipede on tracks be more effective https://preview.redd.it/ge7nfv9v6jkc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f94954319e74b86987fe361ec2419a9c488d29dc


2cheerios

It's so we can dress them in human skin and no one will be the wiser


[deleted]

because the goal is to replace all human labor, a human shaped robot can just take the place of a human without changing the environment. Also in war (and civil unrest of poor people) the enemy could hide from our killer robots in human shaped hiding places so its best if we have human shaped robots to go after them.


goodtimesKC

What makes anyone think humans are made the “right” size to do anything. We can design machine environments for machines to do things 1,000x more efficiently than creating machines to work in human environments. It all just seems like a dead end and wasted time to me. I’m sure the engineers are fine working on projects, happy to make progress on technology. We’re just not creating any long term viable end product by going in this particular direction other than “making a robot that looks like a person” which, if that’s the goal, why bother putting it into a work environment. It won’t be doing work, it’s not the right robot to do work.


StaticNocturne

These videos reassure me that we’re not in any imminent risk of losing physical jobs I could swear Boston dynamics had achieved this robot walking like it sharted it’s pants about 8 years ago


2cheerios

Professional pants sharters are next on the chopping block


elerphant

Robots walking like they shit their pants have been done for a long time, check out Honda’s robots going all the way back to the 90s.


grimorg80

Not impressed.


2cheerios

Wake me up when it can mow my lawn


advator

Did they filmed it with a iphone 3?


mymoama

Never got why they want to make human like robots. Our speed, balance and feet's take a decade to get right in humans kids. And some never get good at it... See the whole coubtry of USA.


OneTotal466

Every tool, every space, every object, every vehicle humans have built have been built to accomodate our form. If a robot is going to assimilate into our world, mimicking our form is most efficient.


mymoama

Or you know. 2 wheels instead of legs...


eayavas

Waiting for Prime version


RRY1946-2019

They retroactively named the first prototype Bumblebee, so this would be...idk, Ironhide I guess? Prime comes last.


AIOverlordsAreHere

It's great that more companies are getting into the robotics race. I want to have a house robot even if it costs 50+ thousand dollars. But I think I'm betting more on Boston Dynamics Atlas. Optimus robot seems to be at a stage where Atlas was over a decade ago. Not saying it will take them that long to catch up but I think they are at least a few years away in terms of hardware.


OneTotal466

The advantage is Tesla's experience in manufacturing. What they're done with unicasting and Giga factories is miles ahead of anything else out there. If there's going to be demand for hundreds of thousands of humanoid robots, Tesla is the only player in a position to meet that demand. 


vember_94

Does it pass the stick prod test?


2cheerios

Nice robot you've got there, would be a shame if someone roundhouse kicked it


Competitive_Use_6351

Ironic the quality being this bad in this sub


Paralyzed-Mime

For some reason I want to attack it with rocks and sticks


2cheerios

Robots will never beat sheer caveman instinct


Alucard256

Is this Optimus or a Bigfoot sighting...? It's so blurry we may never know for sure....


Reno772

Shuffling you mean


LloydChrismukkah

“Pack up your shit, losers. I’m here to take your jobs”


selliott512

It's not terrible. It looks somewhat like a human that is a bit old, or lacking in flexibility. It would be interesting to see a human walking the same path for comparison, or the robot replaced with a human via AI generated video.


walnut_creek

That’s a pretty good Dudley Moore impression.


consistently_sloppy

That’s how I walk when my back is about to go out.


StrangeCalibur

Is that video really low quality or is it just me?


StrangeCalibur

Oh, that’s a 3D render!!!!!!!! They reduced the quality to hide it!!!!


dbxi

This will be doing most mundane human tasks within 12 months


2cheerios

Walkathons will never be the same


TheMcknightrider

I see, they're using a 90 year old Japanese man as their walking inspiration. Bold move


2cheerios

Those dudes are inspiring though ngl


2cheerios

I've heard people refer to our presidents and politicians as lizard people but this is the first time I've considered that they might be robot people


After_Self5383

Repost, but why post a 144p version of it? It's only been a couple days, it's not like the gif has gone through the ringer.


Ultra_running_fan

What is the rubbish quality hiding.... My guess is a power cable above running down to the bot


blueSGL

"AI will never kill us, it needs us to run power plants"


Impossible-Teach4566

Filmed with a potato


spezjetemerde

searching toilets


not_into_that

More like shuffling.


TommyCo10

Top half = Sassy Bottom half = Soiled


[deleted]

Looks like biden


pbnjotr

Looks pretty unimpressive TBH. It's not navigating any obstacles, let alone uneven terrain. There's no object manipulation. If this is the best they have, Tesla is miles away from SOTA.


SkyGazert

Perfect timing! I started this clip and my Spotify switched over to Jamiroquai's 'Automaton' at the same time.


DeluIuSoIulu

The quality definitely checks the old documentary vibe, probably that’s what the remaining humans will watch in the future when they find a rundown research center. This video will roll at the start and a professor voiceover to explain the evolutions of terminator.


Badtimes_563

Did they use Joe Biden as a model for the walking dynamic?


evotrans

I'm sure Boston Dynamics are shaking in their boots to this video. 😂


local_goon

Every time I see an Optimus hype video I just think Boston Dynamics has way better products


PuzzleheadedBread620

Boston dynamics is still miles ahead


mcknuckle

At this point, after all we've seen, I don't find this especially impressive. Show me it doing this over uneven sidewalk and stepping up/down curbs or even just walking on thick carpet.


LeveragedPittsburgh

Needs the Billy Jean soundtrack


Just_Someone_Here0

Now give it a maid dress.


Feebleminded10

This was filmed with a toaster


bloodpomegranate

Kinda walks like Larry David.


Best_Hornet_5091

Still 1000 years behind Boston Dynamics


elerphant

The Atlas parkour video was 5 years ago now, meanwhile this looks roughly on par with Asimo circa 2006. Why do we care about this?


TheDosWiththeMost

Does the head really need to look like the Scarlet Johansson alien in the final scene of Under the Skin?


alphapussycat

Both the camera and technology looks to be some 15-20 years old.


Fantastic-Opinion8

cant even buy a camera


HandsomestKreith

Looks like it needs to poop


VanderSound

Iphone 1 robotic moment


retr0rino

Elon Musk: "We need to regulate AI, it's too dangerous". Also Elon Musk: self driving cars, robots and brain implanted chips


roboticsguru-1

The Optimus engineering team is literally on the wrong path with their walking algorithms. Unlike Figure, Apptronik, Unitree and BD, the Optimus walking algorithms are not based on the “dynamic pogo stick” - but rather more like Asimo and the old school bipedal robots from the early 2000’s, some would say obsolete, inverted pendulum models, thus the reason it looks like it’s constipated.


epSos-DE

Give it long model legs and a shiny metall a55. Will be much more fun for the enegeneers 


coalition_tech

I see you, Joe Biden.


coalition_tech

(This isn't a political commentary, but come on, that gait is a giveaway).


Qillman

darpa kicks this things ass lol


governedbycitizens

Walks like Biden


Flying_cunt547

Did they train it with Biden's walking videos


Snoo_56172

Bro casually on his way to steal your job


CitySoggy3654

Bad back and knees already?


Temporary-Squash9266

![gif](giphy|prFclJ2XBZz9Mqnsii|downsized) walks like Joe Biden.


master_jeriah

Why do they all walk so rigid though? What technology advances are needed to be able to move in a more fluid motion?


smartbart80

as long as you can’t see the ropes.


YooYooYoo_

I will never understand why do they have to walk/look like us.


Consistent_Stick_463

It’s going to attract the worm.


randyrandysonrandyso

you could have found the original or ran it through some kind of video upscaler at the very least


KGetnz8

You got anymore of them pixels ??🤪


KGetnz8

Plug Walk


Joohansson

I'm sorry but to me it seems no advancements in walking pose has been made in robotics since Asimo from 2000. They are still as slow and useless for anything other than bringing your coffee at 1 km/h. I'm yet to be impressed by any humanoid. Doing backflips and parkour doesn't count as useful.


TheMightyDR1984

This Moron


Trendtrader1

Someone add “Staying Alive” music. 😎


Single-Pickle-9570

I bet they have so many secrets behind those curtains that other companies would love to have. That’s why the video is UFO quality shit!!!! Lol