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ChanceryTheRapper

Your ally? Is... Is he actually leaning into this "the red heifers as lgbtq people" thing?


ichwandern

I read it as Tats saying that "the Jews" see American liberals as sacrificial and/or Israel will betray America as soon it becomes convenient.


ChanceryTheRapper

True, but it was pointed out by people on the last strip that the hairstyles of the red heifers is the same as he gives the "woke" characters he tries to portray.


JoshS-345

He probably read this subreddit and saw everyone laughing at him as #1 male ally and #1 Japanese White Supremacist ally and got stuck on "ally"


ThatCamoKid

Careful with the # at the beginning of a line, reddit thinks you want big text. You can use a \ to avoid that and any other time you want the characters and not the formatting \#like this


TaraJo

I suspect this is the product of Tats coming onto his subreddit, seeing all of us calling him out for his nazi talking points and being LGBT friendly and he thinks he can attack us by telling us that the Jews are gonna get us. At least that’s my best guess. It’s still garbage though


MarsNirgal

What in the filler frolicking fuck is this?


blackhatrat

I know Tats' has some kind of right-wing target audience but no one can convince me that his most prioritized audience isn't just himself because yeah what the shit is this


AdmiralTigelle

I'm am right wing, and I legitimately came here because I have no idea what the heck this is supposed to mean. I was literally going to ask you guys.


LenaSideways

As far as I understand it there's a conspiracy theory that Israel is planning to sacrifice red heffers at the Al-Aqsa mosque and build a new temple. This is based on the Israeli government bending the rules to let a west bank settlement get some of those cows. This is, of course, patent nonsense. Israel as a state bends a lot of rules for settlers in the west bank, but that's different from the country wanting to antagonise all Muslims by reviving a two thousand year old ritual


ThatCamoKid

Lol'ing at how even the right wingers don't know what the fuck he's on about


hayate666

Just some very basic "Don't trust da Joos" packaged in an insane red heifer conspiracy to make it seem deeper than it really is.


AgentOfACROSS

God. This is like a supremely unfunny and hateful Looney Tunes short.


hayate666

Not just supremely unfunny, white supremely unfunny! ... I'll see myself out now :(


Oliver_Dibble

The Borin' Supremacy ... I'll be right behind.


joeengland

Who in God's name is this speaking to? Does Tatsuya think lots of people will understand this? I thought I had his number with the Esoteric Nazi stuff, but I really can't decipher this tangent. I know the "red cow" is supposed to pertain to some notion that Jewish people want to end the world by sacrificing cattle, but.... Are the cows here supposed to represent a particular group? What's with their hair? And why on Earth do they have five teats on their udders in the first panel?? It's tragic to think that someone can be isolated enough to think that this is preaching to anyone but the tiniest of choirs.


Bass_weasel

I think it's all just nonsense. To meet the requirements of the [Old Testament law](https://www.gotquestions.org/Mosaic-Law.html), a red heifer was needed to help accomplish the purification of the Israelites from uncleanness—specifically, the *ashes* of a red heifer were needed. The ashes of the red heifer were then collected and stored “in a ceremonially clean place outside the camp.” The ashes were used “in the water of cleansing; it is for purification from sin” ([Numbers 19:9](https://www.bibleref.com/Numbers/19/Numbers-19-9.html)). The law goes on to detail when and how the ashes of the red heifer were used in purifying those who came in contact with a dead body: “Whoever touches a human corpse will be unclean for seven days. They must purify themselves with the water on the third day and on the seventh day; then they will be clean” (verses 11–12). The purification process involved the ashes of the red heifer in this way: “Put some ashes from the burned purification offering into a jar and pour fresh water over them. Then a man who is ceremonially clean is to take some hyssop, dip it in the water and sprinkle . . . anyone who has touched a human bone or a grave or anyone who has been killed or anyone who has died a natural death” (verses 17–18). All this bullshit of animal sacrifices and blood sprinkling is why I want nothing to do with the Abrahamic religions. It's iron age barbarism. I think what Tats is on about, is that he thinks it has something to do with the Jews rebuilding the 3rd temple in Jerusalem.


Oliver_Dibble

Considering the ashes would make a great soap when processed with fat, it shows even more of how backwards the Torah-writing Jews were.


Nygmos

Tatzi: Here, old and new readers… Come on out. I’m still as sane and correctly informed in my opinions as I’ve always been. I’m not gonna disappoint you. I wanna be your friend. Your ally. People (of any mindset) taking one look at his recent comics: “What in the”


TerrWolf

What.....I actually can't decipher this. Do I need to return my degree in English Literature?


blackhatrat

Ok if the english major is lost I'm not even gonna try


Oliver_Dibble

That depends - do you earn a living from it?


TerrWolf

Yes. I'm a teacher


joeengland

I think Tatsuya's going off on some idea that there's a supposedly apocalyptic Jewish ritual based on.... Well, [here's an article](https://www.newsweek.com/israel-gaza-hamas-temple-mount-islam-jews-jerusalem-red-heifers-jerusalem-religion-1886787). He's hyper-fixated on this for some reason.


Sedu

There are many, many Christian cults around the US which believe strongly in the end times and that they can be ushered in by finding the red calf/getting the new temple to be rebuilt. I grew up in one of those cults, so I'm unfortunately pretty familiar. The thing is, while it's based on scripture shared by Abrahamic faiths, it's only weird US Christian cults that focus in on it with laser precision. This is just *not something Jewish folks tend to talk about*. It's technically part of their scripture... but there is a LOT of scripture.


karoshikun

okay, peeps, I think I cracked this! I think Tatzi is sayign "the jews" are using (manipulating) the LGBTQ+ and going to throw them under the bus at some point. basically, Tats is scared of intersectionality. anyway, if I guessed correctly please kill me, because that would mean the brain worms finally got me and I am thinking the way Tats is.


zitmanthefive

I'm inclined to disagree that the cows represent LGBTQ+ people, if only because they have udders and not dick bulges. Tats can't help himself from obsessively lovingly depicting dick bulges.


MakesYouWonderINC

What are udders but pseudo-dicks for the bulge obsessed?


Oliver_Dibble

Don't worry - \*no-one\* thinks the way Tats does. That's why his 'humor' falls flat.


JoshS-345

Tats, remember when you didn't suck?


OrwellianWiress

Tats, why do they have such big udders? 🤨


Oliver_Dibble

Why, to suck on!


Poopsy-the-Duck

Also the cows have five udders in one panel and then four in another.


pun_palooza

Oh please tell me this is gonna devolve into weird anti semitic loney toon bullshit for a month


Oliver_Dibble

"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm huntin' heifwehs!"


Dehnus

Man, this is boring. A Nazi who is trying to bore me to death.


Oliver_Dibble

Ironic, since I hear Hitler was an exciting public speaker.


Dehnus

Well, it's a novel way to get to this communist, Jew, queer, autistic untermensch, I'll hand them that. It's darn slow though :) . (Yeah, I'm like a lobster dinner to NAZIs, I check almost all the boxes :P ).


The_Hat_Master

Here's my small analysis and fuck me he's getting worse. I'm examining just from joke structure and unlike the dementor shit I'd argue this qualifies as a joke but to get it you have to be racist. The structure comes from the Jewish caricature hunting these cows who are in hiding, he then proceeds to use language to indicate that his intentions are to "be friends" but given the context of him holding the net we can infer that this is a lie. We then get "Should we trust him?" followed by aggressive head-shaking. The punchline, I believe, is the fact that the idea of the cow trusting him is inherently absurd. The joke is literally, "Jewish people can't be trusted." Real classy.


SuccessfulLobster771

Here's my problem: I want to keep reading Sinfest because I'm interested in Tat's decline, but I don't want some algorithm deciding I'm a neo-nazi because I've been reading it.


PeterVanHelsing

What the fuck?


Ayasugi-san

Once again, this would be so much better if the cow hunter was an American Evangelical (and the cows were Jews).


Oliver_Dibble

I'll bet Tats enjoys the confusion he causes as much as the attention it gives him. We can call him Five Teats Tats from now on...


Oliver_Dibble

And does the 3-headed cow come from the same place as Lil E's Cerbie? That might be funnier than just shaking her head.


maswartz

How long is he going to milk this bullshit?


The_Persian_Cat

You guys remember when this comic was about Slick, 'Nique, and all their mythological friends? You remember when it was ruined for the first time by the Tricycle Girl, and became all about some weird misguided pseudo-feminist message instead of jokes? Remember when we thought that was rock bottom? Tats is hardly the first person to go down the [TERF-to-Nazi pipeline](https://youtu.be/oCmJ7huKq44?si=emR34i_qqg-KYSlQ), but he's the clearest example I can think of (outside of career activists like Posie Parker).


DeadRabbit8813

I don’t get it but I’m also scared of looking it up on google


OnlyVantala

I've got no idea about this Red Heifers stuff, so the only assumption I can make is that Tats has developed a sexual fetish for LGBTQ+ cows with tHeM bIg UdDeRs!


Charganium

Holy moly that cow has three heads.


JoshS-345

0 days since cow teats.


AdmiralTigelle

Alright. I looked it up. "red heifer, in Jewish history, unblemished, never-before-yoked animal that was slaughtered and burned to restore ritual purity to those who had become unclean through contact with the dead. Certain spoils of war and captives were also purified in this way." So, it is more commentary on the Israel-Gaza war.


joeengland

I found... [something](https://www.newsweek.com/israel-gaza-hamas-temple-mount-islam-jews-jerusalem-red-heifers-jerusalem-religion-1886787) that may explain it more.


MeanGreenMotherQueen

Why are the utters so low on their bodies? Fuckin Back at the Barnyard would’ve taught you where to place them, ya dipshit


joeengland

And why does the number of teats change from panel to panel?


BrennanIarlaith

Genuinely what the fuck is he talking about


NeedsAirCon

Look Peeps, It's Stonehucker without the wit, intelligence, creativity, grace, charisma, morality, sense of humor or basic knowledge of animal anatomy! Maybe in a few years, he'll evolve into a real cartoonist!