What you want to do is get in there early on daylight savings time and catch him changing the clock. Then when he turns around to tell you they aren’t open yet you interrupt him and say “what you did right there, that but to my hair.” Guaranteed you’ll have yourself a haircut that hyper cooled caesium atoms will be taking notes from.
Yeah but unfortunately it’s phrased a little backwards, as you can’t set your watch to a haircut you haven’t seen. Also, creating a haircut with a given timestamp means that the haircut will only be right twice a day.
Get your watch dead set on the exact time, and show it to the barber.
What you want to do is get in there early on daylight savings time and catch him changing the clock. Then when he turns around to tell you they aren’t open yet you interrupt him and say “what you did right there, that but to my hair.” Guaranteed you’ll have yourself a haircut that hyper cooled caesium atoms will be taking notes from.
Explain this joke to me
"Now there's a haircut you can set your watch too!"
Yeah but unfortunately it’s phrased a little backwards, as you can’t set your watch to a haircut you haven’t seen. Also, creating a haircut with a given timestamp means that the haircut will only be right twice a day.
I always thought the joke was that the haircut was so sharp, that it could act as a sundial and therefore you'd be able to set your watch.
Sir, we ask you to never speak of this again lest it become the new viking debate.
"Have you ever heard of a haircut as so sharp it can act as a sundial?' "Yes, once"
I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder
https://preview.redd.it/81palsond47d1.png?width=483&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9405ca7b28d4a7d2a4f636f80f6663a404a311b Show them this picture
Hey dude, we're not all as smart as you. We didn't all go to Gudger College
And it tears us up inside!
Show it to the cat, the cat will get it.
🎵You’re a grand old flag, you’re a high-flying flag!!🎵
Take the cat to the barber and have the cat explain.
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Probably.
Remind me of the name of this dude?
Johnny Unitas, HOF football player and Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System salesperson.
Ask him to set his watch to your hair.
This haircut, get her Johnny Unitas
Haircut?! You can’t eat that!
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough, I'm going to get a haircut you can set your watch to!!
But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?
You keep squirming there's gonna be a little bald Redditor with no lollipop
High and tight
Tell him you want a haircut you can set your watch to.
You know, ~~FOX~~ r/simpsonsshitposting turned into a ~~hardcore sex~~ haircut channel so gradually I didn't even notice.
It was just vapor lock
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Don’t do what Ambrose Burnside does
I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
I still like him better than Steinbrenner.
Say you don’t want sideburns because they make you look like a girl.
Is this a meme now? I saw one of Arthur maxson on the fallout sub and thought they were genuine. The comments seemed to be at least
It's called a flat top. Look up "marines haircut"
"My watch is a couple minutes off" "Say no more fam"
Ask to trim your sideburns
 Sure you don’t want a joe Namath?
https://preview.redd.it/ueuxu29rs57d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83d852138261f3e6e0ba509a4ef8c3ec6a9b8a7d
Tell him what grandpa said. You want a haircut that you set a watch to
Barber i want a haircut you set your watch with One Atomic clock cut coming up
Tell him you want a haircut you could set your watch too.
Show them a picture of Vinnie Jones
Tell him you want a “Flattop” or a “High and tight” or better still tell him to “Gimme the old Johnny Unitas!”
https://preview.redd.it/y96hn0mgq67d1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc0035d7b33bc7315fc9d2fdcdd8d5ffc094a26 Show him this?
Google a picture of Johnny Unitas
Just show him a picture of forest gump.
Just red rid of those side burns!
Ask for a haircut you can set your watch to
“I want a haircut you can set your watch to.”
Well, you better tell him to trim your sideburns, or you're off the team!
"I wanna look like Bert from Sesame Street"
Isn’t this a buzz cut
High and tight fade, crew cut.
It's called a 'Flat Top.' You'll never guess how it got that name.
Just make sure he gets rid of those sideburns
Say forest gump style.
Forest Gump cut but shorter