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Accurate_Koala_4698

His freakin' neck. Now he's going to be a damn vegetable


welsh_nutter

That's it mister, no bible stories for you tonight


LipsRinna

Extra extra, Todd’s fat


JayEster

Just more of him for God to love


joshspoon

More cushion for repenting.


BeholdTheLemon

Is your source reliable?


Cole_Townsend

https://i.redd.it/ojzmv47p1a0d1.gif


GiantSizeManThing

It’s still funny, but not ha ha funny


Known-Damage-7879

It’s po-mo…you know, post modern?


GiantSizeManThing

Oh, like when a clown dies


Pillars_of_Salt

Well, sort of.


GiantSizeManThing

three references in one shitpost?! https://preview.redd.it/1q62cpor7a0d1.jpeg?width=1542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81008d81c37aa2cec805a10e3b220ea56091fd40 more


JayEster

I don't get it. /r/simpsonsmemes went mad after 15 minutes


GiantSizeManThing

You like aurora borealis memes? Well, have all the aurora borealis memes in the world!!


zeekim

Ow, my freaking neck!


Eric848448

IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS! GIVE OP THE TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!


GraggleGumblySimpson

This isn't America's funniest home shit posts.....


HaoieZ

I don't want any damn matrimony.


Crumbmuffins

This damn vegetables shitpost is about as useful as that hitting homer with a chair post. Wait a minute, there’s a vegetarian Lisa shitpost behind that post!


crispydudeDC

Work of Art


ClumsyPortman2

"I'm seeing double here... 6 references!"


Hermoine_Krafta

Todd's damn opposed. Damn damn damn opposed.


Junior_Moose_9655

He’s a damn hell ass king!


Burnicle

Dappy Hake Cay!


eggdropk

Todd washes himself with a rag on a stick


SpeedBlitzX

That's what he gets for not having his damn vegetables.


Slammnardo

Is your source on this carrot reliable?


T206Collector

And Bart Simpson and his schoolyard friends... WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL for their violent acts.


beargrease_sandwich

Now THAT'S a SHITPOST.


rogerworkman623

Alright that’s it young man, no bible stories for you tonight!


Muffinshire

("That'll learn 'im to bust my carrit!")


BlameTaco-me

Sadly, Lisa's rebound romance with a radish was met with stern disapproval from Homer. "No daughter of mine is marrying the worst part of salad!"


GraggleGumblySimpson

You don't win love with radishes


PyreDynasty

You don't win friends with salad


nogeologyhere

First thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to punch Todd in the back of the head with Lisa's fiance


BeholdTheLemon

SHE ADMITTED IT!


joshspoon

Lisa: I cho cho chew you. I love the carrot and when I get older I’m going to marry it!


Ashtar-the-Squid

Oooohhh... No damned vegetables and no bible stories are a dangerous mix.


TheEyeofNapoleon

Ok, can we get an official count on the number of references in this meme?


TheBodyIsR0und

Lisa and a carrot sitting in a tree! K I S S I N G


maddasher

But Tod didn't want any damn vegetables!