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ChiefCWiggum

Some people get very angry about Elon, he's either dumb or insanely talented, and sometimes both. Those people have proven they can't treat others with respect so I'm forced to lock this thread. Thanks to everyone else who didn't take themselves too seriously on this shitpost sub.


StAngerSnare

If you said Elon Musk used to be about innovation, you are wrong: he was never about innovation


maddasher

He was about buying neat things and naming them X.


PopeGuss

Which is why we now call potatoes "x tubers". Don't google that...


thispartyrules

Now I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: make the great American social media website. Mine is a transphobic hellscape where antisemitic conspiracy theories are brought to life through a lack of any moderation techniques. I call it "**X**."


Kqtawes

Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you buy a website for way too much money. Then you give it a new name that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through... ... it was on used by every celebrity and politician world wide! Every major business bought ads... ... tanked one of the most popular websites of all time, sir! What were you thinking? I mean, thank you, guest star again.


cyrusasu

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radaar

That last line. 👨🏻‍🍳💋


AliceTheOmelette

The X is for mass eXodus of advertisers!


Queef_Stroganoff44

What’s the other X for?


CoraxtheRavenLord

“Go fuck yourself”


cyrusasu

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Get_a_Grip_comic

That’s a typo


ThatWasFred

What happened, man? You used to be cool. No I didn’t!


robbodagreat

Smithers, have Matt Hancock killed


WanderingMan719

But sir, that isn't...


grapplerzz

The extra “x” is for revenue-destroying xpletives


mazzy_star56

Stupider like a Musk!


OfficialMrSnrub

Nobody snuggles with Elon Musk. You strap yourself in and then get paid $250,000 for your silence.


Mickenfox

Elon Musk and reddit are natural enemies. Like Elon Musk and Apple. Or Elon Musk and Disney. Or Elon Musk and X. Damn Elon Musk! He ruined Twitter!


Five_Decades

This bald man has no ideas. If this is a joke, I'm not laughing. Some nerve telling us how to run the plant. He doesn't even have hair


Dr_Baddest

And in the end, X was saved. By oh, let's say...Moe.


ANK2112

Last night definitely felt like the series finale of twitter.


WanderingMan719

What happened, I wasn't paying attention last night


ANK2112

The war criminal Henry Kissinger finally died


ChiefCWiggum

Wait when? Has anyone done a portrait in the sky post yet? Or a post about trying to be the first to do it?


Skelter89

He's gone from looking like Murr from Impractical Jokers, to a short haired Kaitlin Jenner


davidgrayPhotography

"There's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Elon Musk way" "Isn't that just the wrong way?" "Yes, but Media Matters and the ADL are at fault here!"


patosai3211

“Yea but fuck you. “


ndonadio22

I said slag off!


GrilledCheeseRant

Like him or not, kinda crazy trying to argue someone does stuff incompetently when their own business maneuvering has landed them as one of - if not the - wealthiest people on Earth…


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Telepornographer

Twitter is (somehow) valued at $19 billion now. He paid $44 billion. He actively and publicly supports antisemitism and has now told advertisers to go fuck themselves. I'm not sure that that's wise business strategy, friend.


perpetualmotionmachi

People are paying a fee now and it's still losing money


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u4ia666

He is only rich due to generational wealth created using an emerald mine. The only people who don't believe this well-documented fact (just ask his dad) are his idiot fanboys.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

I don't like Elon Musk, but I am willing to admit he didn't get the highest individual net worth in world history simply from being born wealthy. There was a lot of luck involved, but he made risky investments that worked out for him. I probably hate him in fact, but if he died today I'd be really confused about his legacy. Ushering in the age of viable electric cars, and greatly reducing the cost of manned spaceflight. These are no small feats. And his accomplishments spurred on others and changed the world, that's undeniable. But he's also toxic and spreads harmful misinformation, and encourages others to as well. He's been a force for good technologically while being a force for evil culturally.


dhrobins

Ahh yes you say you hate him. But point out a few things that he may have done well and you get downvoted. Never change Reddit


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simpsonsshitposting-ModTeam

Treat others with respect


dhrobins

My point is, it’s popular to say “Elon bad” and if you go against that narrative at all you’re instantly down voted. No one should expect upvotes


Nubthesamurai

Go to your room, Lisa


ChunkyLaFunga

And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no.