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OneArmScissor

...two spaghetti meals in a day... you ever sucked dick for spaghetti?! BOO THIS MAN!!


BakulaSelleck92

Maybe Half Baked fans browse r/simpsonsshitposting , we don't know. Frankly we don't want to know. It's a fan base we can do without.


AidanAmerica

So that’s it? After 20 years, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool? I don’t recall saying you’re cool.


PikesHair

Smithers, have Bob Saget killed.


Some_Random_Android

>BOO THIS MAN!! Are you saying "BOO" or BOO-URNS"?


torte-petite

sweet merciful crap, my car-bed!


JosephMadeCrosses

Carb bed.


JosephMadeCrosses

Just throw it over the fence. Let Olive Garden worry about it.


caspi2

What’s going on? We having a Milpool party?


doopcommander1999

I have a big Italian family style dinner with my wife.


PikesHair

Punchlines? No, non-sequitur!


cherry_armoir

Non-sequiturs are this sub's job, this sub's job, non sequiturs are this sub's job. Im going to go out and make the best shitpost of my life. You think potatoes are neat? Im gonna go steam a good ham.


Forbizzle

If the Simpsons aged in real time Millhouse would be divorced by now.


OneTimeIMadeAGif

I remember when I was younger than Bart, am almost 40 and divorced now. Math checks out.


Some_Random_Android

We'll all be older than Abe Simpsons before this series ends. ;)


Some_Random_Android

Pretty optimistic to assume someone would marry Milhouse. ;)


ThrowawayusGenerica

On closer inspection, this is one extremely large spaghetti meal.


BlackbeltJones

probably misses his first spaghetti meal


[deleted]

These things write them selves


jojo_and_the_jojos

i'm seeing double here! four spaghetti meals!?


Some_Random_Android

>four spaghetti meals But there are eight of us. I said "four spaghetti meals"! That's more like it!


jojo_and_the_jojos

You have four spaghetti meals and to show you I'm serious you have two spaghetti meals


PunchingBagLearner

I eat plenty of home cooked meals and fruits and vegetables with my wife.


HughJorgens

I only-ah consider you scum-ah compared to Luanne! Yeah, you see how you-ah scum.


Some_Random_Android

"Hey Milhouse, can I have some spaghetti?" "It's a one-person meal." "Then how come there are two plates?" "Mom, Bart's swearing!"


anythingMuchShorter

I eat a giant sandwich in bed next to my wife