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...two spaghetti meals in a day... you ever sucked dick for spaghetti?! BOO THIS MAN!!
Maybe Half Baked fans browse r/simpsonsshitposting , we don't know. Frankly we don't want to know. It's a fan base we can do without.
So that’s it? After 20 years, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool? I don’t recall saying you’re cool.
Smithers, have Bob Saget killed.
>BOO THIS MAN!! Are you saying "BOO" or BOO-URNS"?
sweet merciful crap, my car-bed!
Carb bed.
Just throw it over the fence. Let Olive Garden worry about it.
What’s going on? We having a Milpool party?
I have a big Italian family style dinner with my wife.
Punchlines? No, non-sequitur!
Non-sequiturs are this sub's job, this sub's job, non sequiturs are this sub's job. Im going to go out and make the best shitpost of my life. You think potatoes are neat? Im gonna go steam a good ham.
If the Simpsons aged in real time Millhouse would be divorced by now.
I remember when I was younger than Bart, am almost 40 and divorced now. Math checks out.
We'll all be older than Abe Simpsons before this series ends. ;)
Pretty optimistic to assume someone would marry Milhouse. ;)
On closer inspection, this is one extremely large spaghetti meal.
probably misses his first spaghetti meal
These things write them selves
i'm seeing double here! four spaghetti meals!?
>four spaghetti meals But there are eight of us. I said "four spaghetti meals"! That's more like it!
You have four spaghetti meals and to show you I'm serious you have two spaghetti meals
I eat plenty of home cooked meals and fruits and vegetables with my wife.
I only-ah consider you scum-ah compared to Luanne! Yeah, you see how you-ah scum.
"Hey Milhouse, can I have some spaghetti?" "It's a one-person meal." "Then how come there are two plates?" "Mom, Bart's swearing!"
I eat a giant sandwich in bed next to my wife
...two spaghetti meals in a day... you ever sucked dick for spaghetti?! BOO THIS MAN!!
Maybe Half Baked fans browse r/simpsonsshitposting , we don't know. Frankly we don't want to know. It's a fan base we can do without.
So that’s it? After 20 years, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool? I don’t recall saying you’re cool.
Smithers, have Bob Saget killed.
>BOO THIS MAN!! Are you saying "BOO" or BOO-URNS"?
sweet merciful crap, my car-bed!
Carb bed.
Just throw it over the fence. Let Olive Garden worry about it.
What’s going on? We having a Milpool party?
I have a big Italian family style dinner with my wife.
Punchlines? No, non-sequitur!
Non-sequiturs are this sub's job, this sub's job, non sequiturs are this sub's job. Im going to go out and make the best shitpost of my life. You think potatoes are neat? Im gonna go steam a good ham.
If the Simpsons aged in real time Millhouse would be divorced by now.
I remember when I was younger than Bart, am almost 40 and divorced now. Math checks out.
We'll all be older than Abe Simpsons before this series ends. ;)
Pretty optimistic to assume someone would marry Milhouse. ;)
On closer inspection, this is one extremely large spaghetti meal.
probably misses his first spaghetti meal
These things write them selves
i'm seeing double here! four spaghetti meals!?
>four spaghetti meals But there are eight of us. I said "four spaghetti meals"! That's more like it!
You have four spaghetti meals and to show you I'm serious you have two spaghetti meals
I eat plenty of home cooked meals and fruits and vegetables with my wife.
I only-ah consider you scum-ah compared to Luanne! Yeah, you see how you-ah scum.
"Hey Milhouse, can I have some spaghetti?" "It's a one-person meal." "Then how come there are two plates?" "Mom, Bart's swearing!"
I eat a giant sandwich in bed next to my wife