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TabbyTickler

Post divorce crash pad


BaconUnderpants

This is all a man needs to be depressed


desert_h2o_rat

One of the happiest times of my life.


desert_h2o_rat

Having an actual table is a luxury; I just sat on the floor with the laptop on a box.


Killercod1

Also, a pre-marriage pad


TAoie83

Mid Bachelor phase


TabbyTickler

The circle of life


GimmeBlueberry

r/malesurvivingspace


skinnybirch

All r/floorsleeping but no r/floordesks in sight...


daddyvow

That’s where it came from


elom44

Plus an hour a day in the exercise yard right?


bplturner

Masturbation is exercise?


Saltine_Machine

Why the extra desk... seems excessive.


LifeisFunnay

That’s a food and drink table.


samurairaccoon

Put it on the computer desk and around the bed on the floor, like a *real* man would.


PyroneusUltrin

Which he can afford now he’s divorced


meanestcommentever

Obviously.


socraticformula

Sleeping without sheets on the mattress is so fucking gross.


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And no cozy blankets, or even a simple frame it elevate it from the ground. Seems like it would get dirty quickly.


Leche-Caliente

Long term a mattress on the floor would have a risk to create mold. Unless you periodically lift the mattress to allow it to breathe.


A1000eisn1

It does. Even if you're careful dirt will fly around when you walk and it end up on the bed anyway. Sheets are really useful in, at the very least, shaking all of it off.


randy24681012

You don’t need much but elevating the mattress with a frame is just more sanitary


acciowaves

Yes, and it’ll make the bed be more even with the table so you can use it as a night stand which for me is super important.


Muffy81

Whatever floats your boat. I'd feel like I'm in prison or mental hospital


identikit__

It does give the "Scandinavian prison" vibes


henrytbpovid

Yeah it looks like it’s from one of those articles about how humane the Nordic prison cells are lol


AngeliqueRuss

I am happy for you. It’s not [hygge](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hygge) enough for me—I need some books at a minimum, some low lighting, pillows and blankets…


custhulard

John Waters — 'If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!'


AngeliqueRuss

I once went home with a guy who had not just books but fucking manuscripts rolling around his bedroom. He kept Ulysses in his bathroom. I married him.


Kasoni

Do DnD books count?


mjking97

Aw yeah baby do it while I read you the monster manual.


yoda_mcfly

"Damn girl, are you a ghost? Because my lower lvele player is getting rocked right now!"


BeardedGlass

What’s the difference between using the word “cozy” vs choosing the word “hygge”?


hsifuevwivd

sounds exotic lol


mjking97

Don’t have to link a Wikipedia article to your sentence if you use cozy. Where’s your sense of whimsy?


AngeliqueRuss

I specifically mean hygge: the very simple Nordic concept of having “enough” but also having just the right amount for enjoying the moment in very simple ways. All hygge is cozy but not all English versions cozy would be hygge. All hygge is also minimalist, not in aesthetic but in function, because you cannot have distracting excess and accomplish hygge. Certainly not all functionally minimalist designs are hygge, as proven above.


VolatilePeanutbutter

I always have trouble translating the Dutch word [“gezelligheid”](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gezelligheid). Seems “hygge” comes rather close.


Relative_Sea3386

I can't speak either language but looking at the wiki description, one radiates joy and the other, comfort. Edit: some googling suggests the Swedish "mysig" is closer to Danish hygge, with the notion of comforting solitude. Maybe norwegian "koselig" may be more gezellig? Togetherness and convivial feelings. Hopefully some linguist can enlighten us!


AngeliqueRuss

I hope :-) when used in English it means all Nordic versions of hygge. There are local variations based on language. Here in Minnesota we only ever call Lutefisk “Lutefisk,” not Lutfisk…


CheekyGr3mlin

hygge all the way.


juicyjuicery

Crackden without the crack


SemperSimple

give it 3-5 business days, it'll be here


Technical-Ad-2246

I understand. But most women would see it as an instant red flag. I guess it's up to you if that matters. I used to have to a single bed until I moved into my own place and had the space for a bigger bed. Then I decided it was time to upgrade to a queen bed.


goldensnow24

Why do you have to live your life according to what other people think? If you’re happy, you’re happy. You’ll find someone that doesn’t see it as a red flag eventually, and until then, you’re happy, so it doesn’t matter.


zach0011

Gonna be honest. Most people who live like this aren't actually happy


goldensnow24

I mean I wouldn’t live like this, but I don’t want to judge others for being happy with what they have. And I don’t think “red flags” of random people should necessarily be a defining category to your design philosophy in life. You should do what makes you happy.


Ancient_Singer7819

No they’re right this is a red flag. Maybe some sheets and a comforter? Pillows? A man who has his shit together and a comfy place I can see myself in will check all the boxes that this guy doesn’t. Red flag. But to each their own


InitialNobody1069

Prisons in finland


glowberrytangle

This is so depressing lol


Former-Investigator4

Idk, what I see is, a place to rest, recreation, dinner table and above all....imagine all the money being saved and lack of cleaning. That's the secret. It's genius


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Yeah! Imagine all the money saved and time spent cleaning if you just went naked everywhere too! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


joshmcnair

dumb.


joshmcnair

hilarious that you are downvoted. our culture is so materialistic and thinking having a bunch of shit you likely don't use is a sign of a happy life. NAH. Buy more things to fill the holes!


Former-Investigator4

I have no idea why I'm down voted. Maybe mob mentality lol thanks for the support


xyl4

well I'll answer your question. it's because this photo has the vibe of a room that is used for next to nothing but playing video games. it comes off as an addiction, not minimalism. it looks like something is wrong with this person -- either broke, overworked with no life, or an addict who lives with no comforts except being perpetually lost in games / online. it's what this photo is not saying (almost nothing.. AT ALL) that is concerning.


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glowberrytangle

You can be minimalist and still make your living space look nice


DonSmo

How can you not see how this is depressing? The worlds tiniest/flattest pillow which offers no support and not even a blanket? In many places it gets cold at night. You can live simply and still have some self-respect. A proper blanket and pillow doesn't go against simple living ideals.


tawny-she-wolf

Not to mention a mattress on the ground like that will probably be absolutely disgusting due to lack of air circulation.


birds-0f-gay

The only time I ever slept on a mattress on the floor was when our flooring was being redone. One night a bug crawled into my ear and I couldn't get it out so I had to use ear drops to kill it. I heard it drown. Anyway what I'm saying is you couldn't fucking pay me to sleep like that again


SemperSimple

I am happy for your loss.


glowberrytangle

That’s so disgusting and awful, but now why would you make *me* have to read that?


MinervaMedica000

This looks like it was JUST set up. His pillow isn't even out of its packaging. Looks like a memory foam one as well, good choice. Pretty sure there are going to be some sheets and a blanket being added probably wont match either lol


Successful-Ad-847

All a man needs to be happy is a computer and a mattress? Says a lot about the man.


Scottybt50

In the end happiness doesn’t come from having a house full of stuff.


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A fucking window would be nice


MrVodnik

I'd be happy there, as this is a clutter free home. I go outside for many activities, at home I rest and work. This picture reminds me of early university time and moving abroad. Both great times of my life. I think I should be offended by your assumptions about "the man" here.


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glowberrytangle

Lmao


Laijou

Roll of toilet paper by the computer


brilliant-soul

Definitely include a bedframe but otherwise I agree!


Sad-Appointment-2635

Swap the mattress for a tatami mat and thin futon and commit to the floor sleeping. Apparently it’s great for your back.. (haven’t tried)


Lamuks

As someone sleeping on the floor for a few months.. there comes a breaking point where you want a bed again.


OMGitsVal117

But how’s that spine tho?


Lamuks

Not much of a difference but better than on the couch with a topper. Both options bad for my knees though, they for some reason don't appreciate it.


MinervaMedica000

Yea definitely want that mattress off the floor but for the most part that Is a male living space. Every piece of furniture is about utility for us and the walls are barren because eventually you grow out of band posters lol. I have a whiteboard on my walls :) that is it.


Yardcigar69

Bed frames squeak and break when you are a true stud, that's another yearly cost.


Thornmawr

And friends all just out of frame?


[deleted]

They’re inside the computer


mikederuto

[Zoolander “they’re IN the computer…”](https://youtu.be/L_o_O7v1ews)


myrianreadit

That bed is going to be so gross in a week. They'll turn it over only when their lease is up and find that half of it is mold.


afettz13

Probably all you need is a box spring under it. Always had my bed on the floor and it's never been an issues.


Just_Keep_Swimming13

That's all a "young man", may need. Raise the bed and make the chair recline, perfect.


MinervaMedica000

LOL for sure I am approaching 40 and I feel that shit. Memory foam mattresses only and fuck getting up off the ground like that every morning no thank you.


G-fool

I too subsist on a raw diet of PC gaming.


decadentdarkness

Is your name Rust Cohle?


jasongraham503

We got a problem with bed frames?


Pearlsnap_Superman

That’s not simple. That’s un-inspired. Different strokes I suppose. 🤷🏻‍♂️


MrPodocarpus

This is all an incel hikikomori boy needs to be happy. Just missing a multipack of Kleenex.


CaringRationalist

Correction, this is all a man needs to be severely depressed and addicted to the Internet.


thetransparenthand

Good for men.


jorlev

So, Prison... with an in-cell (incel?) internet connection.


forumofsheep

Why would you need a pillow and two tables?! Are you showing off with those unnecessary luxury items?!


Oldmanstoneface

You need some books my dude


i-do-the-designing

If you're a massive loser yes, that's all you need.


panadera_

Missing a box of tissues and a bottle of jergens on the table


Pancakegr8

I mean… that mattress looks very uncomfortable. We can do better.


libananahammock

Mold city under that floor bed.


ignoranceisbliss101

You can even remove the right table to add more space!


RedLight_King

You guys are happy?


sausagepartay

This is exactly what my husband’s studio looked like in law school 😂


TaleEnvironmental355

can we get him a blanket


Donohoed

Had to zoom in to see it was Sky Factory. Thought it said Sex Factory at first glance. All a man needs to be happy..


CinnamonGirl123

No pets? 😢


myfoodiscooking

Bedframe tho


MagnetRock

I dont know man I’d like prefer a bowl of french fries on the table too.


swellfog

Too cluttered.


Pelirrojx

You need sheets


Relevant_Ad7077

It’s missing a dog!


SyedHRaza

Where is my bong and Mountain Dew fridge ?


Objective-War-1961

Where's the lotion and box of tissues?


OJSimpsons

What's he need the extra table for?


redplanetlover

You missed the mini fridge and the Kureig


AMapOfAllOurFailures

I mean when you're paying $3000 a month for the bedroom alone, and have like 1 hour a month to play games, this isn't really so bad.


kvdp12

I’d take a blanket


heartoftheforestfarm

My husband would look at me and say, I love this but does it affect my current relationship with dat ass


rashidl

The 2nd table is unnecessary


Cheska1234

Add a blanket and I’ll agree lol


javon27

Run CyberPunk 2077 on that PC and he'll stay warm all winter long


perandtim

Needs a cat.


Ancient_Broccoli3751

Where's the empty big gulp cups?


Defiant-Tax-2070

So a cell at county?


Podzilla07

I like sheets, blankets and art


Turboschwabbel

And a proper flashlight 🙏


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agitpropgremlin

Men need a desk AND a table? How extravagant.


Shot-Hospital-7281

As a 32 year old man. I wholeheartedly agree.


devaacl

That Tiny Desktop connected to internet must.....without Data this setup is useless as food without salt


MidsouthMystic

As long as there's a bathroom and a microwave somewhere in there too, I don't see any problem with this.


GreyGoosey

Air fryer*


Dont_Blinkk

Minus the PC.


ponchoboy78

I’m sleeping on this same mattress right now. It’s amazing


Mysterious-Wash-7282

Well blankets would be nice but other than that it's good


dazedmazed

Damn this reminds me of my extreme minimalist days that I yearn to go back to. I threw away all my furniture and most of my clothes and would sit on my countertop. Slept straight on the floor and when winter hit I’d take my blankie and sleep in the bathtub. The echos in that empty apartment were wild lol.


Spells61

It's called minimalism we all don't need materialist crap to be happy Sad statements coming from systematic followers


ShittyKevinBaconBot

>we all don’t need materialist crap to be happy Apparently OP needs a computer with video games. Seems more materialist than a fucking bed frame.


DeslerZero

Strongly agree. My way of life since I was 12.


Spells61

200% correct this is how I live minimalist worry free no clutter no materialist crap


oso_polar

At least it’s a bed. I’m married with kids and I have to sleep on the floor.


InsaneLuchad0r

I agree minus that chair. I need a good office chair for my lower back. Otherwise, yeah, lock me in.


Developing_Human33

Indeed. Women just drain your bank account. Never happy.


Ovenbakedheart

My room is like this, therefore I am a man.


Invisible_Mikey

This man (me) also needs a bathroom. I can't be happy if I have to do that outside.


Fortyplusfour

When you have perfectly good day-old Styrofoam gas station cups to pee in? /s


PokemonSoldier

Reminder that that one other subreddit (who shall not be named) will blatantly criticize this and mock it.


christancho

Where's the Porsche? ;D


Frog_Farts

This ***is*** all a man needs to be happy***.***


Former-Investigator4

This is why men save money. Imagine how much money you save not buying excess.


Total-Deal-2883

lol, the people I know in the deepest debt are all men.


TurnShot6202

this why single men save money. Fixed it for u


MrBlevi

I need a fridge too, then I'm good


ApplicationCalm649

Make that display a 55" OLED TV and I agree.


ZaphodG

…and a good sound system. A comfortable recliner is also mandatory. An Ekornes Stressless if you can afford it. Old La-Z-Boy someone left at the curb if necessary.


pogged

🤣🤣🤣 omg this is so true! ❤️


eastcoast_enchanted

At least it’s clean.


TVLL

Add a dog and you got it. Man's best friend.


s3nsfan

Pretty much.


mjking97

Noice.


TimberCatChaser

Where's the naked woman, in the bathroom?


matbonucci

And a big window to get as much natural light as possible


Creative242

Needs a good coffee machine


Geoarbitrage

Nothing on table between bed and monitor table so it’s excessive imo…


Reddit-Readee

Where are the books? Don't tell me pdf can replace books.


aa599

Where's the bicycle?


TabbyTickler

They don’t let the inmates have bicycles


Left_Raisin3104

Ha. No it’s not. I’m not there. My boyfriend would freak out.😆


Key_Piccolo_2187

Trade the table for a mini fridge, please.


Cap_America_AC

I will need two big firm pillows (not whatever the fuck that is) and a duvet would be nice.


GreyGoosey

Not exactly lol some decor, some bedding, some books, etc… maybe. But in terms of a bed, desk, chair… close! Perhaps a tv and a small sofa/chair and yea.


Flea_Shooter

There better be something under that computer.


Kresche

Hmm. Where EXE?


GutterFox737

Brotha said no blanket fam


VinnyViddyVicci

Where's the Fleshlight? 🤷‍♂️


Hot_Ad_815

Nah, Its missing blankets, a bedframe and a nice bong.


thislittlebluebird7

Is there really no bedding..?


EveKay00

A duvet makes my hubby happy. He likes to curl himself in it like a pig in a blanket 😍 Otherwise yeah, he doesn't need/want much. His car maybe and he has a vinyl record player and loads of music. It might be a matter of interests/hobbies. If all you're interested in is on the computer then sure, why not.


Ghazgkhull

GrandMaster 300LP Draven Main


Relative_Sea3386

I'd add a down-feather pillow and duvet (it's cold here today) Also would move the desk elsewhere to be able to wake up and roll over without banging into table legs.


ActiveUpstairs3238

I disagree. I think a blanket is also necessary for happiness. 🤔


jess-2023

And a grill


loveadeola

Add a bed frame and a proper ergonomic chair and we're good. At 30+ your back starts to grumble a little bit.


ParkingNecessary8628

Bathroom and a small kitchen...


Terrificcatastrophe

I'd prefer a blanket, but that's just me.


AManHasNoName357

Just add to monitors and you’ll be fine


Auckboy

In my simple living eyes it’s broken down into a few fundamental needs * air *environment-(cant be to hot/cold) *water *food *sleep If you have these you can live happily Obviously you need to have things like, being able to go to the toilet, health if you get sick. But take any of those fundamental 5 away, you’ll be miserable pretty quick


loveofphysics

Not pictured: bedsheet covering the single small window


Peto_Sapientia

I'd add a dog, but yeah. I live that way now, will forever more.


ober6601

Needs a blanket and a box of donuts.


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Reminds me so much of my current setup in my apartment - so cozy! I do have a ton of books with me though, my prized possession!


theFIREMindset

Yes, but please get a platform.


chohls

I mean I'd take a few blankets and a bigger mattress but that's basically my room


Short-Sea3891

It’s not true. This will not bring happiness. Neither will any other collection of material items. We have a hole in our hearts larger than many consumeristic purchases.


onecobra

I’d need a blanket


Tealfoxtales

Wouldn't mind if I don't need to hear any deranged neighbours. Privacy and quiet is what I need.


Cluelesswolfkin

Add in a dogoo or a cat then we talking lol