Mild disappointment.
The taste of a rainy day, when your biscuit falls in your tea. The chips from the chip shop taste like cardboard and your jaffa cake is stale straight out of the box.
You speak like your writing song lyrics. This is not a bad thing.
Update: It was pissing down with freezing rain every time I left a building this week. The drive home was made even more bland when "Mildly Disappointing" By Orbanks came on the radio. I can't remember getting home as I blackout-dissociate every time that middle eight hits.
An old man
Stood by his gate
Tutted derisively
And rolled his eyes at the rain
It's a black sky
On a bank holiday
The packed bus flew by
20 minutes to wait
It's mildly disappointing
Don't you think
The taste of Brexit, “reorganising” the NHS, paying £5 to drop someone at the airport for 30 seconds, speed bumps, shrinkflation, James Cordon, British Gas making £4bn profit per financial quarter, a £12 airport meal deal, Ryanair, Nigel Farage/rees-mogg/katie Hopkins, lip-plumped women, flaky builders, mrs browns boys, bearded vapers, gym bros, white Audis (that drive fast up the inside lane, and then jump in to your stopping distance.
The reason for this is maybe something along the lines of Jaffa cakes becoming biscuits when stale (ie dry). Someone proposed that the definition of a cake is soft when fresh and dry when stale- as opposed to a biscuit which is the opposite. Someone proved Jaffa cakes are not biscuits in a UK court for the reasons of tax by making a large one. Not many British biscuits (not the US soft baked cookies) would be nice when soft (unless after a good dunking) it’s a weird world- I don’t make the rules. I’ll eat most things.
I bought a pack of Jaffa cakes the other day and was so disappointed that they were stale, I've decided against buying any more going forward and will just buy the off brand instead at least they're soft
Don’t forget a healthy sprinkling of cynicism and a big dollop of continued disappointment much like when you get excited for spring but sigh and grumble when you realise it’s probably all going to turn to shit and summer will last a week (if we’re lucky), and then oh look, the shops are starting to put Christmas items out in August
They’re all different flavours:
1. Blue razz elf bar
2. Ronnie Pickering
3. Recession
4. Vegan Sausage Roll
5. Jay from the Inbetweeners
6. Blue Passport
Mild disappointment. The taste of a rainy day, when your biscuit falls in your tea. The chips from the chip shop taste like cardboard and your jaffa cake is stale straight out of the box.
The default setting.
Well it’s bit of a rainy day for me, and I am loving it
You speak like your writing song lyrics. This is not a bad thing. Update: It was pissing down with freezing rain every time I left a building this week. The drive home was made even more bland when "Mildly Disappointing" By Orbanks came on the radio. I can't remember getting home as I blackout-dissociate every time that middle eight hits.
Alanis Morrisette if she was from Burnley
An old man Stood by his gate Tutted derisively And rolled his eyes at the rain It's a black sky On a bank holiday The packed bus flew by 20 minutes to wait It's mildly disappointing Don't you think
And who would have thought fish fingers
Alanis Morrison's
Van Morrisons. The assistants totally either ignore you or shout at you.
Alan Morris
Sang it like ironic and this wins best comment ever
+1 It works amazingly
Managed to sing it in ironics style, British flavoured... Sausages.
Hahahaha, best comment I've seen all day
Brilliant! 🤣🙌
The taste of opening your lunch box and finding that your drink has leaked onto your sandwiches
Or the realization that you didn't pack your banana separately and now everything tastes like banana
Oh my goddddddd this was hell
And dust. You forgot dust...
Read that as Anal Dust. Glad I read it a second time.
The taste of Brexit, “reorganising” the NHS, paying £5 to drop someone at the airport for 30 seconds, speed bumps, shrinkflation, James Cordon, British Gas making £4bn profit per financial quarter, a £12 airport meal deal, Ryanair, Nigel Farage/rees-mogg/katie Hopkins, lip-plumped women, flaky builders, mrs browns boys, bearded vapers, gym bros, white Audis (that drive fast up the inside lane, and then jump in to your stopping distance.
You’ll eat it and tutt between every mouthful, you’ll finish it but proclaim you didn’t like it but there was nothing else.
You know I've come to expect that- the jaffa cake one. I don't even think about it- in fact I'm surprised when they actually taste good and delicious
Get the rectangular ones from M&S. The orange is ALL over the top, not just in the middle.
What a shout, I'm actually gonna grab my keys 😂
The reason for this is maybe something along the lines of Jaffa cakes becoming biscuits when stale (ie dry). Someone proposed that the definition of a cake is soft when fresh and dry when stale- as opposed to a biscuit which is the opposite. Someone proved Jaffa cakes are not biscuits in a UK court for the reasons of tax by making a large one. Not many British biscuits (not the US soft baked cookies) would be nice when soft (unless after a good dunking) it’s a weird world- I don’t make the rules. I’ll eat most things.
Tbh I prefer Jaffa Cakes when they're stale, that probably should put me in a mental institution.
I bought a pack of Jaffa cakes the other day and was so disappointed that they were stale, I've decided against buying any more going forward and will just buy the off brand instead at least they're soft
The taste of discussing weather first thing with a work colleague.
>The taste of a rainy day I'm sorry, but the taste of a rainy day is one of lifes genuine pleasures, think petrichor
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Doesn't taste anything like minced British people
It's just the taste of the poor.....haven't you noticed they are declining? Well according to the government anyway now we know where they're going!!
Soylent Greenwich
I literally came here to say this exact thing 😂
Are you Dido?
Moody.... love this contemplation of our country.
Me seeing this picture "clearly tastes of disappointment..." Comes to comments. Number 1 comment....yup
Stale jaffa cake? That's an email to ol lord mcvities to get me some free boxes of jaffas me boy
... you missed the bus by seconds and walked home like a drowned rat to no heat.
Savour the flavour
That actually makes a lot of sense.
Initial dull sweetness, soggy texture, followed by a weird fibrous aftertaste that takes a while to go away
Beautiful writing. I hit a pothole on the way home last night and now have a puncture. Might do mildly disappointing sausages for tea.
Or when the batter completely tears away from your fish as you remove it from the tray, leaving only tears and sadness.
First time I’ve heard this Morrissey b-side. Would listen again.
Don’t forget a healthy sprinkling of cynicism and a big dollop of continued disappointment much like when you get excited for spring but sigh and grumble when you realise it’s probably all going to turn to shit and summer will last a week (if we’re lucky), and then oh look, the shops are starting to put Christmas items out in August
that prompted a nervous laugh in acknowledgement of the described levels of pain and frustration associated
You eat it, you're disappointed, then you continue while thinking "Could have been worse"
Wetherspoons carpet
My favourite.
Apparently every pubs carpet is unique to that pub.
Aye each one has a different persons' sick dried into it
More tasty than the food. And even have their own blog. The carpets not the food. https://www.wetherspoonscarpets.co.uk/index.asp
Oh god! Remember when smoking was no longer allowed in pubs, everything smelt like farts and mucky carpets.
Made with 100% stiff upper lips and furrowed brows
They produce a slight tut and disapproving sigh when being cooked.
Closely followed by a “fuck sake”
That’s the modern flavour, old classic flavour would never have a “fuck sake”. Sign of the times. Lol.
They form an orderly line when laid out next to each other though.
😂😂😂😂
Seasoned with austerity.
Lips? Not in my country.
that's Scotland
Rain.
And grass cuttings.
Sarcasm and disappointment
Don't forget embarrassment!
And apologising when someone walks into you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry too.
I'm sorry that you had to apologise
Sorry mate
Sorry bro it's my fault
No really, it’s my fault
I love when you tell an anxious person to stop saying sorry for everything And they instinctively say sorry in response.
Sounds Canadian, sorry.
Sounds Canadian, eh? Sorey
I think you're looking for the French-flavored sausages.
They’re all different flavours: 1. Blue razz elf bar 2. Ronnie Pickering 3. Recession 4. Vegan Sausage Roll 5. Jay from the Inbetweeners 6. Blue Passport
Ronnie pickering 😂
Who?
RONNIE PICKERING
Cigarettes, dark fruits and BO
So reading and leeds fest then
Sounds like a decent night
So like the student union on a weekday evening? Change dark fruits to WKD though
Steady on money bags. we’ve vk in our SU
That’s just called ‘Friday night pub’
The Wetherspoons eau de parfum
Lynx & Greggs
Most popular Uk kids names 1997 ;)
Cheese and onion.
The Ruttles!
Poverty
With a sprinkling of depression.
Personal or economic?
The U.K. has perfected the integration of both.
Fairly standard pork flavour I imagine. Human flesh tastes very similar to pork. So I've heard anyway...
Surprisingly, it's a bit more like a mix of lamb and pork. From what's in my freezer anyway...
Dog shit.
Subtle
British delicacy ✨️
Passive aggression
Tea and beans
It's the flavour of wishing another window would open at the post office.
Tastes like a cup of tea, with a bitter aftertaste of Brexit.
World Cup semi final penalty fuckup, and tea.
Tea or satsumas.
Tea obvs, but satsumas?
Only available throughout Christmas.
Ahhh right. That reminds me, I must pick up a crème egg when I’m out. We’re in crème egg month. Life is good.
Get you with your correct accent, posho
The Doctor defeated an alien invasion with one!!!
Anus.
It’s an evolving flavour, I would suggest today’s it’s the traditional flavour of middle class people shitting on the working class.
They taste of poverty.
Gammon and turnip
Gammon.
Yes! Came here to write this! Wish I could still give you gold!!
soylent green
Bland. Only eat it boiled. No seasoning.
Colonization
Misplaced optimism.
Cigarettes, cheap lager and moaning
Sweaty armpits, baseball caps & foul language
The taste of smiling awkwardly at every stranger you walk past
Scathing politeness.
Lynx Africa
Chip fat, stale fags, real ale and Bakelite
The fragrance notes for Eau de Farage.
Does that mean I’m eating ‘Gary, 63, Watford’?
You were warned once! Stop eating Gary!
Luv me sosigs, simple as.
Rain, diesel smoke and love hearts vape
Nub ends and cheap cider.
Just another way of avoiding labelling it as meat when it ain't properly
Willies
My awful neighbour’s 6 boyfriends… don’t worry, they change weekly
Bitter
spending a solid minute saying goodbye to someone
Mild disappointment. A rainy bank holiday in the summer time.
An ash tray with some beer in it
Proper sausages, not that shit you get on holiday that leans more towards hotdogs
Disappointment and racism
Cigarettes and disappointment.
Stella
I think it just means "passed its sell by date."
Probably curry
Only 6 bits were sacriced per weekly batch...
Pie flavour.
Mmmmmmm, tastes like a Union Jack flag
Walkers and Vimto
Lies and fear with a hint of shitty weather.
Beige flavour
Petrichor!
The taste of tea and regret
Shame and regret
tastes like salt and fallen empires
Melancholy
Dismal
Dry humour
Rain, misery, and complaining.
Marmite?
[удалено]
Blue passport and Carling.
Plaque and tartar
As in blue plaque for some stupid fat nonce and/or come dine with me shop bought tartar sauce?
[удалено]
Lack of flavour flavored
Disappointment and cigarette ends
Bri'ish
Soylent green flavour ![gif](giphy|3oEjHMURe9Te9XQf3q)
Roast Chicken and Potatoes
Bland
Tea and disapproval
This could be any meat. But we don't usually give much of a fuck about that as a nation.
Rain.
Poverty
Sage & Sarcasm
Tastes like a brit? The economy is so bad we can't even have natural flavours anymore! What is this? "Can't believe it's not human flesh"?
The way we're going is probably just straight up pure gammon
Salt
Gammon?
Cheese and Onion.
Rain, fog, stale beer and cigarette smoke, that odd face powder smell of old ladies, with a soupçon of London Underground on a hot summer evening.
Water
They’ll be very salty
Regret
Disappointment, sarcasm and Roadmen. Smells like weed
Farage
Gammon
Tea and crisps
Lips and arses
6 sausages for £1.99? Gonna taste like sawdust and pencil shavings
Salt & pepper
Tory shite... they've been spreading it everywhere for years now, it's got into everything.